Believe it or not, these videos are a thing, and they’re the most confusing out of all the Pooh’s Adventures videos I’ve seen. Thomas’ Adventures videos put the trains, TRAINS, into situations which take them out of Sodor and into, say, America. But how do they get there? And to make matters worse, how can they all fit inside a room, or even talk to miniature characters? It’s Pooh’s Adventures, so they never explain anything, especially how manchildren are able to transform into trains. They are usually paired with ponies, which combines two incredibly flawed fandoms. Check out some of the videos here to see what I mean.
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at The House of Mouse It’s The 1st Winnie The Pooh / House of Mouse Special Crossover Movie by BowserMovies1989 and It Will Appear on Youtube In A Near future
Plot
A snowstorm leaves everyone in the House of Mouse stranded and…
Ah yes. I looked at a (now-deleted) Alex’s Adventures version of this movie last year: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/ALEX-S-ADVENTURES-OF-MICKEY-S-MAGICAL-CHRISTMAS-273061714 Just as insane as you’d expect. Shame it was taken down; Mr. Krabs Scrooge covered in MS Paint blobs and missing his legs was hilarious.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
“His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when he made Logan’s Adventures of NIMH in ‘12, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole story has a clear, crisp story, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the adventures a big boost. He’s been compared to DisneyDaniel93, but I think Hewy has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
And here’s Turdie unleashing hell upon the Earth at just the right day.
pooh bear always makes me cry.
just look at him
he’s so innocent
and pure
and is always in trouble
its as if the world hates him
but how can you hate such a lovable creature
Too bad Pooh’s Adventures exists. >:(
Logan and the Secret of NIMH
Written by Logan “Hewylewis” Ridenbaugh and Bryce “The Wrestlemaniac” Kanyon
Dear Logan
I get why you keep doing these crossovers as written documents rather than fully produced videos. Cause if you did do that, people would have called you out on them and considered watching them and what you did a waste of precious time. But regardless, doing these crossover fanfics and “so original plz don’t criticize” gender-swapped Beauty and the Beast story have taken effort away from what you could have been giving to what your fans want to see, including the Hewy’s Animated Reviews and Fantasy Movie Memories series.
In fact, spending all this time doing your indulgent, self-destroying passion projects is actually making your collaborators patiently wait for episodes of your shows to work on. Sam Flemming is calling quits on Fantasy Movie Memories as a result of this. You did respond to as to why you liked the crossover series that inspired what you have been doing, saying that you normally hate crossovers but you thought the Fantasy Film videos had good writing and voice acting. If you hate crossovers say like Pooh’s Adventures or the music videos of fan-pairings, then why do you dig a series that represents the very worst of what crossovers can be and condescends to the lowest common denominator?
If you are reading this, Logan, please take into consideration of what I explained and how your minimalist arguments in support probably won’t work. You must have much better to make instead.
Love,
Heck No Pooh’s Adventures
Now, I’ve been thinking to myself of doing something unique, or at least different than just the usual review. And then I realized what I should do. Go through as many Pooh’s Adventures Fanfics as I possibly can. See, Pooh’s Adventure of the Princess and the Togepi wasn’t the only written prose Pooh’s Adventures that could be read on Fanfiction.net. It was just the only one that went past one or two chapters. From my searching, I’ve only found three others (discounting my own… Yeah, I decided to make a parody) to read and review.
IT’S READING TIME!
Here’s the star of my upcoming parody, Turdie F. Bastard. Your average Pooh’s Adventures fan!
In case you’re impatient, here’s a clip from my upcoming Pooh’s Adventures parody to keep you satisfied for six minutes and seven seconds! I’m 70-something% done, so later this month see why the toons have become so foulmouthed, where the stick guy came from, and how the world will really end!
I’ve taken the lulz of a cult classic game and mixed it with a parodied look at the infamous genre this tumblr is dedicated to…
And I’ve made… THIS:
Eh heh heh heh…
I can pull off a bad Rafiki impersonation too, but at least with more charisma than whoever Benny hired.
Basically Pooh’s Adventures in a nutshell.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).
