Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Why this trend really doesn’t work well on anything rated above PG.

My more mature response to self-proclaimed Yakko’s violent behaviour towards Scooby-Doo and The Dark Crystal. But Jay Sherman didn’t stop there, and neither will I. I haven’t even riffed Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast yet.

If you didn’t like my commentaries on the previous videos, then you’re in luck. Let the WTF Boredom Reactors take care of this one.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 3. Thankfully, I didn’t have much to say for this one.

• 1:04 Just like a bull, eh? I just hope this user’s displayed age is just another one of those disguises.
• 1:35 You can’t do anything. You’re just there to provide reaction shots, for crying out loud!
• 2:26 Another notable flaw from the original movie.
• 2:42 Shut up, Minnie. Christopher only takes information from Pico, not silent clips from Disney cartoons.
• 3:52 I was expecting the same reaction from Mickey and Minnie. What a rip-off.
• 4:37 And yet Genie made no comment about the vizier? Screw you, disneyJSman!
• 5:23 You, Mickey and me, Tigger. You, Mickey and me.
• 6:49 There just aren’t enough English teachers in this world.
• 7:00 REPETITION ALERT! Kanga wasn’t even introduced!
• 7:10 And here’s one of those scenes that didn’t need dialogue at all, but the dubbing crew thought it would bore kids so they ad libbed it. Wonder what they’d think of this version.
• 7:32 REPETITIOh, wait. That’s just the damn movie.
• 7:45 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 8:14 What? They ad-libbed Pico with a female voice? No. It’s just Minnie’s voice covering the third instance of Pico’s “pretty cool” line.
• 8:22 Yes you do. For being filmed with a camera more than starring in the film itself.
• 8:29 Well, good thing he actually got some scenes that fit.
• 8:59 REPETITION ALERT!! Honestly. Every single time someone gets scared, what’s the need for the whole gang to be scared?!
• 9:17 It’s not even stupid fun.
• 9:18 REPETITION ALERT!!! And the fourth time we get to see that damn reaction shot.

maxtaroisheretoo:

• Pooh example 1
• Pooh example 2
• Pooh example 3 (yes, they actually went THIS FAR)

How do you make a crappy video even crappier? Drop in clips of kiddy cartoons and call it character development. This, my friends, is a parody of the repetitive, overly long (seriously, check out how many of these there are), reasonlessly critically acclaimed Pooh’s Adventures videos. Pooh’s Adventures is a crossover video cult where full-length movies are believed to be made better, even if they were already stupid to begin with, by adding in cartoon characters like Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot, Simba, Aladar or Sonic. Sometimes, it’s like Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue if drugs really were involved.

So, not quite following up what was even longer and even more brain-cancer-y, watch Pooh Bear and the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood try to save the day as the Eppaljeck terrorises the planet, by doing nothing but just sitting and making comments about it!