Heck No Pooh's Adventures

And how exactly are all these extra characters going to make it into Pandora without coming across as unusual or dangerous? With all those trains around, that’s way more destruction and pollution than the Na’vi can fight against.

In the climax of the film, Queen Chrysalis transforms into a huge fire-breathing dragon

These kids don’t even know what spoilers are.

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Planes, trains and ponies explore the world of a movie that actually explains how its machines can move around and reproduce.

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Because it’s a family film, there’s no Family Guy.

However, there are ponies with shotguns.

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If you look closely, you’ll notice that the residents of Equestria co-exist with the EG characters, which is impossible even for magical ponies because when they step through the mirror, they take the form of whatever kind of person resides in each world. So shouldn’t there be two Mane 6’s in horse form?

Then again, there’s video game characters outside their game world and talking trains fitting inside small spaces and managing to move without any rails needed.

And the guns. The show’s supposed to be about friendship, damnit.

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Sometimes this adventure is credited to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle, and sometimes it’s the Family Guy dog. In fact, everyone’s the goddamn lead.

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SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, how can all these trains fly in space, no, the most important question is, how are they all surrounding us even in our homes? Shouldn’t they run on rails or something?

JIMMY: Why, that’s a very good question, Sheen! You see…

CARL: *singing*

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Remember the time me and my creature buddies along with some douchebag from my own world that I never met talked to a plane?

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UNCENSORED

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Chapters in this epic saga include:

• The CMC’s Horror Pizza Night [Halloween special]
• The Terminator Equine
• Nyx’s Halloween Adventure [Halloween Special]
• New Brian Strikes Back
• Train Wars: A New Hope
• Train Wars: The Bad Guys Strike Back
• Train Wars: Return of the Jedi
  
• Equesodor Battleship War
• Past to the Future
• Past to the Future II: Trixie’s World
• Past to the Future III: The Old West
  
• One Train Band (short film)
• Rattlesnake Jake saves Christmas (holiday special)
• Angel Bunny’s Christmas Carol [Christmas special]
• The Western Logos and the Magic Railroad
• Thomas, Twilight, and Brian Griffin’s sing-along songs

Remember the time me and a whole gang of talking trains managed to fit inside one family house and yet all the kids were startled by was their board game coming to life?

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Using Pony Creator, they ponified the guy from Planes. Twice.

Way to make Miyazaki weep, Hiatt.

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Eustace Bagge makes a appropriate reaction to a car with a face (this can also apply to planes, cranes, boats, and of course, trains).

As if adding the Seinfeld bunch wasn’t stupid enough, he’s become Reese Ambler 2.0 and added himself as well.

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