Heck No Pooh's Adventures

1. Maggie the Hedgehog - “Maggie came to Eradicus to kill Sonic and be the new Sonic. Maggie tires to kill him, but he runs too fast. She is voiced by Ashley Tisdale” What the hell kind of deadly characteristics are those?!
2. Lizzy the Hedgehog - “Lizzy is a robot created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik and is the cousin of Shadow the Hedgehog. She is voiced by Neve Campbell”
3. King Erican the Hedgehog - a.k.a. Sonic dressed up in uncomfortable clothing.
4. “Miley is Sora’s 15yr old cousin. When she meets Conker in "Sonic’s Adventures of Dumbo”, She said that he is very cute looking"
5. Thomas the Hedgehog - “Thomas was an orphan and he was raised by Eradicus and made him his servent. Eradicus told Thomas to find Sonic and kill him. Sonic fights Thomas. Thomas surrenders and decided to changed. He told Eradicus that he won’t be working for him anymore and joins Sonic and the others. He has a crush on June the Cat. He is voiced by Julian Rebolledo. Thomas is allergic to asparagus” Sorry, but Scourge already exists.
6. Kitty the Hedgehog - “Kitty is a crazy, silly, and funny girl who has a major crush on Shadow the Hedgehog. She always tackle him when she sees him. She is voiced by Erin Sanders” I love how on this page they actually admit to recolouring Amy.
7. Demon the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Justin Timberlake”
8. Sammy Nooken - “He is voiced by Rachel Wilson.” What terrible parents.
9. Teresa the Hedgehog - “Teresa is Dick’s best friend and love interest who is pregnant. At the end of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, she gave birth to her baby and she and Dick became a happy couple. She is voiced by Dianna Agron” Let’s be honest, it’s a better attempt at a belly than Artrookie–yup.
10. Matilda the Hedgehog - “Matilda is a evil witch who hates Julie and trys to kill her and her friends.”

1. Dick the Hedgehog - “Dick is the 2nd bodyguard of the Empress. After Lady Emily was kidnapped and the Empress gets killed, he h as turned all goth and emo. But at the ending of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, he went back to his old happy self.” ‘Dick’ is right.
2. Flora the Fairy - “She is voiced by Amy Winfrey” Not even the Zelda fairies are safe!
3. Jordan the Hedgehog - “Jordan was born in one of Tail’s machines when Molly was turned into a hedgehog. He fell in love with Nancy, but Nancy doesn’t love Jordan. Jordan kisses Nancy making Sonic heartbroken. He is voiced by Chace Crawford.”
4. Taylor the Hedgehog - "Taylor is another dear old friend of Thomas the Hedgehog. She is goth, but she turned evil and attacks Thomas and Kendall. She formerly worked for Malefincent and is now working for Darrienne and the Black Widow. Taylor is voiced by Ellen Page.“
5. Rocky the Rat - "Rocky is the stupid rat of the Rat Family and the member of Team Finders. He is voiced by Jack Black.”
6. Nancy the Hedgehog - “Nancy has special feelings for Sonic ever since they met, but she nevers admits it. Sonic has already know Nancy loves him, he also nevers admits it. She is voiced by Emma Roberts.” Look at the page. There’s DeviantART theft everywhere!
7. Kendall the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Channing Tatum”
8. “Aria is a young woman who Sonic and the others befriends. She is voiced by Jennifer Lopez” Young woman? Jennifer Lopez? She’s a frickin’ little girl! Unless she has the Baby Herman syndrome, that is.
9. Jur the Hedgehog - “She is voiced by Grey DeLisle.”
10. Lou the Hedgehog - “Lou and Sonic were born as twins by Samantha. Then a war came and Samantha separate the twins, Sonic in Mobius and Lou in a farm. Then Lou grew up as a fine farmer and then she met Sonic and they are reunited.” Being one’s twin is not an excuse for us to appreciate a recolour.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!

• 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
• 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
• 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
• 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
• 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
• 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
• 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
• 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
• 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
• 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
• 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
• 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
• 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
• 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
• 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.

• Character absence: 
• Subplots: 
• Bad grammar: 
• Lack of explanation: 
• Audience stupidity: Well, duh.

Overall: 5/5

0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 5. I really don’t have as much to say, mainly because this guy tries his best to find the perfect time to add a reaction shot.

• 3:35 Okay… Is this something to do with part 3?
• 5:26 *rolls his eyes* Since when did our heroes start flying away from boiling lava?
• 7:42 And here’s another example of trying too hard.
• 8:00 Since when did our heroes start fighting a giant, robotic spider?
• 9:26 *clip critique* That voice acting is just unacceptable.
• 10:26 *groans out loud* Whyyyyyyyyyyy…
• 11:20 And now he’s turned back into anime.
• 12:58 We really don’t see that much of Jak, don’t we? Especially not of him fighting.
• 13:23 *crickets chirp*
• 13:42 Shut up! This isn’t The Magic Voyage!
• 14:38 …What does that even mean?

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 4. This scene follows up part 3, so it appears that Astro Boy has been bullied by Jak by being told that he isn’t his brother. He is speaking the truth, you know.

• 0:06 Poor kid can’t even spell “carpet” right.
• 1:10 Of course, the abuse of “your” is very common when you can hardly spell despite the fact that YOU’RE in an English-speaking country.
• 1:18 [link]
• 1:32 Boy, do I hope Rock Holmes arrives so that we’d have less cameos…
• 1:46 Hamegg = MrRuscole.
• 1:58 Thank God. A short introduction scene.
• 2:04 More subliminal laziness!
• 2:16 Well, there had to be a bloody subplot.
• 2:29 And it turns out that Dudley Puppy made a cameo.
• 4:51 This got 8 likes.
• 5:22 Bugs Bunny would never say that whenever he disguises with someone else.
• 9:23 Oh, there’s Jak.
• 9:27 Haven’t these people ever heard of adoption?
• 10:04 Astro Boy in World of Warcraft? *about to headdesk* Well, of course!
• 10:08 Here, Toby has turned CGI again and is stealing Po’s childhood memories. Bully.
• 10:24 Self insertion, ladies and gentlemen!
• 10:25 And then he turns into a panda.
• 10:52 Eh, the drama was already ridiculous.
• 11:03 You do know who Nathan Lane’s character was in the movie, don’t you?
• 13:16 It must be exhausting (not to mention unnerving) to say such a thing like that. Especially with the typos.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

• 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
• 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
• 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
• 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
• 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
• 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
• 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
• 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
• 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
• 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
• 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
• 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
• 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
• 10:07 What is even going on?
• 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
• 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
• 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.