Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 6. Colgate, please do something about these videos.

• 0:00 RABBIT: You actually sound different than the last time. Then again, I’ve encountered the same problem.
• 0:02 Not sure if sarcasm or suspiciousness.
• 0:09 Not everyone is enough of a dude to say “cool” (correct me if wrong).
• 1:35 
• 1:41 “Two Evil Bussiness Men From Springfield”
• 2:48 The KND actually do something this time.
• 3:18 …Is anyone learning anything from this?
• 3:37 Okay, now I’m getting Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures flashbacks.
• 4:18 How is he going to do that when he’s stuck in that pose, though?
  

Proof that people like this:

• “Great job on part 6.”
• “Nice debut of the Mad Bunny.”
• “Such education in this adventure. Nice.”

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 5. No guest stars in this part except for Reese, subtitling himself for no reason.

• 0:40 Reese’s 16. You’d expect him to have learned something from this.
• 0:46 The biggest sell-out I’ve ever seen.
• 0:57 But what about the guest stars? I’m assuming they’re still idiots.
• 2:21 All? ALL? You’re assuming everyone loves Pooh’s Adventures videos?
• 2:56 Mr. Burns is the villain, of course.
• 2:57 And so is a crappy drawing.
• 3:03 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:16 What were Woody and that girl with the hat up to in the last adventure, anyway?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 4. I never thought I’d say this, but Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour is supposed to be education on how to clean your teeth. Would kids learn anythingthing from something that has a minor Simpsons character apparently punching a Mexican girl for calling her “pretty”?

• 0:08 You’ve only just met.
• 0:18 *drinks to “You Know Him”* Olivia’s not a boy. *drinks again to “She Looks Pretty”*
• 0:20 Uh, why? Wouldn’t it make a bit of sense just to have Dot from those weird yet informative movies be Olivia’s friend?
• 1:16 I dunno, by shutting up?
• 1:31 Really, it would make sense to put Dot in there. Because if so, this would have the mus- Nah, that would make this even longer.
• 1:43 But really, how did all these toons fit in one pouch?
• 2:22 [link]
• 3:25 Pumbaa would never talk like that.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 3. This kid must’ve gone on a sugar rush when he made this.

• 0:39 Please don’t tell me the rest of the gang doesn’t know how to brush their damn teeth.
• 1:04 Gina seems to have a large part in this, because SHEZ SOOO SEXXXXY
• 1:53 Oh, God. They never knew how to brush their fucking teeth. Pooh, SpongeBob, Patrick and Homer may be idiots, but most of them would already know.
• 3:05 Didn’t everyone just say “charge”?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 2. This kid must think he’s funnier than Nicholas Walstrom.

• 0:10 [link]
• 1:32 (see 5:07, part 1)
• 1:38 Carmen? She punched Bart!
• 1:44 Not only are those subtitles difficult to read and too fast, they’re covering up the majority of Homer.
• 3:33 Are they all travelling on the bike in this scene? Logic, Reese! Logic!
• 3:52 You should’ve gotten that out the way the first time.

The guy who loves YouTube Poops but prefers to make abominations to YouTube Poops has taken on Dr. Rabbit twice in a row! Yes, Reese has created another double bill, only successfully. And this time, they feature the biggest asshole in YouTube Poop history, the world’s only rabbit dentist, that’s right, it’s Dr. Rabbit! This was submitted to my blog by ApersonPlaceandThing, and consists of Pooh Bear going through Dr. Rabbit’s two most popular shorts, Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour and The Legend of Tooth Kingdom. But how will so many characters fit into one hot air balloon? Find out in the Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 1!

• 0:59 I’m guessing that’s Reese and his cousin’s attempt to roar.
• 1:18 You have a webcam. Why not record yourself speaking like you originally did?
• 1:26 And try not to pick your nose on camera, too.
• 1:54 Yes, people, a Pooh’s Adventure with the flippin’ Simpsons. Mind you, this isn’t new…
• 2:26 Stop-mo SpongeBob. Why? Because they just don’t care.
• 2:51 In case you’re new to this blog, this guy is Canadian. And he’s not even from the French region.
• 3:18 This is definitely not a Heffalump hunt.
• 3:29 What’s next? The South Pa- Oh. They already did that.
• 3:33 Watch out, guys! It’s a racist!
• 3:42 Cousin reunion incoming.
• 3:52 See? I told you!
• 3:56 LUIGI: We’ll tell you later.
• 3:59 God damn it.
• 4:07 Well, not throwing any Pokeballs in the adventures you’re currently taking isn’t going to get you anywhere.
• 4:23 a.k.a. Mrs. Reese.
• 4:31 And they even invited Timothy but forgot to let him say hi.
• 4:38 What’s the point of saying “And” if it’s not even the last of the gang?
• 5:04 That’s the best shot you could find?
• 5:07 This kid has a thing for incredibly minor female characters, doesn’t he? As long as they’re hot in his eyes…
• 5:40 Really, how will they fit onto the balloon? Will they have to grab each other’s leg?
• 5:49 Dr. Rabbit is still an asshole.
• 5:53 What did she say?

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 14. The end! Or not, since the sequel hooks are so blatantly overstated.

• 0:16 You were begging for it, of course.
• 0:28 You absolute wimps.
• 0:55 Imagine how it must feel to say that. Wouldn’t “Thanks for your help, everyone” be enough?
• 1:17 And to make it even more boring, the credits are silent.
• 1:18 I just hope there’s no sequel.
• 1:28 But due to the bastards at Fox, it had to be the second weakest Batman film ever made.
• 1:37 Do I look like I enjoyed this?
• 1:53 That’s not how you begin a bonus ending.
• 2:17 I still don’t know what the hell’s going to happen next in this Batman thing, neither should I care. I’m glad Reese gave up when he made a part that contained neither Batman or Pooh Bear, but him facing off against internet reviewers.
• 2:26 Subliminal Angry German Kid?

• Shits not given when Aku Aku dies: 
• Desperation: 
• Evidence of no English classes: 
• Laziness: 
• Pointlessness: 

Overall: 11/5

-1.2/10. Not only are game-based Pooh’s Adventures videos the most pointless of all, they have some of the most questionable logic since any video involving trains. How would anyone following Crash be able to hop on all those platforms without failing to catch up, or even worse, dying? What’s also unbelievable is how so much praise could be given to a video where even the character names are misspelt, characters barely make any appearance and villains give up just so they can be in the next adventure. What sort of entertainment value is provided from these videos? What? Besides, it seems that Reese also took on Kirby 64 recently. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Proof that people like this:

• “Nice ending.”
• “Will you please do the The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh intro style for the rest of the Crash Bandicoot trilogy and download some Goofy Hollers and Wilhelm screams and put them into the rest of the films?
• "This is the best thing evur!”
• “This is the best thing evur!”
• “that was the best thing ive seen in my entigre lyfe plz do 1 with homstock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• “This is the best thing evur!”

The first two bullet points are not sarcasm.

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 13. Reese also made Pooh’s Adventures of Donkey Kong Country. Be thankful that’s just the TV show.

• 0:30 This is Pooh’s Adventures. POOH’S Adventures.
• 0:40 Actually, isn’t Buddy Bear standing right in front of you?
• 1:01 Pooh stopped sitting on his fuzzy ass and actually defeated a villain. At last.
• 1:14 We got to see a new reaction shot for Pooh Bear, and yet Tigger still remains the same. Thankfully, this part was made in July…
• 2:16 Finally.
• 3:51 With some emphasis on “Fimiliar”.
• 4:23 Except the only action we’ll be able to see is Crash attacking Cortex, and a fan trying to hump the computer screen has hard as he can.
• 4:37 The beginnings of exciting action scenes and we don’t even get to seem them.
• 4:47 Really, Reese?

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 12. One comment asks, “When’s the Phantom Blot gonna show up?” That’s right, when is he going to show up?

• 0:06 Crash ain’t stupid, you know, he’s just patient. Well, except when he did that random dance, that is.
• 0:35 Is this kid even trying with the subtitles?
• 1:34 Why doesn’t every enemy surprise them? Why don’t they get excited about two-legger that gets in the way?
• 2:17 And why don’t any of those minions surprise them the first time? People like this, I tell you.
• 2:47 Footage taken from an existing Pooh’s Adventure, and not even in terms of flashbacks. Not this again.
• 2:59 Gasping montage.
• 3:04 Another plot hole - they forgot to introduce Scooby-Dum.
• 3:13 Okay, it’s official - this kid didn’t watch The Thief and the Cobbler at all.
• 3:33 At last, a supporting villain actually does something, even if he’s trying to kill a cobbler!
• 3:36 Wait, he lost just because he missed? People these days…
• 3:48 I couldn’t even get so pissed off about the lack of colons until now.
• 4:52 [link]
• 5:05 How about you get them? God, the magicians in this video are so stupid…

Winie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 11. That’s not how villains work.

• 0:33 How about you all get him?
• 1:18 Shouldn’t they all be shot? Not every one of them could hide that easily.
• 1:42 Translation: “Use the flashlight! I have magic breath and I’m too afraid to use it!”
• 1:46 *drinks again*
• 1:56 Well, the Duke actually got to use his breath for once.
• 2:01 Horray for the annoying kitten!
• 2:03 *drinks yet again* Forget it, every single one of these characters has only one general reaction shot.
• 2:27 At last, new Bowser footage, even if it’s still captioned.
• 2:34 So apparently, watching a fight ensue is making them tougher.
• 2:39 This is just getting worse than Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage and How the Grinch Stole Christmas combined.
• 2:48 Did this kid even watch The Thief and the Cobbler? Any version?
• 3:10 
• 3:26 
• 3:35 
• 4:05 Hard to see through the rain? Well, that explains everything.

Winnie the pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 10. “i Got Permission to do this”

• 0:06 Finally, a comment that’s actually rather important.
• 0:13 That’s not how believing actually works.
• 0:42 The only thing worse than Cortex’s minions is this.
• 0:53 You heard Mario earlier ago, Crash! Don’t forget the apples!
• 1:21 Or are you?
• 1:46 Didn’t one of them already hurt him?
• 2:06 And wait until you see the platforms before you actually talk about them.
• 2:29 Because Reese couldn’t find a better gameplay video.
• 3:10 Judging from the caption above him, he seems rather happy about it.
• 3:20 But those last subtitles were slightly more readable!
• 3:51 A question that could’ve been asked in the past 20 levels.
• 3:54 And Pooh isn’t listed in the “Idiots” category?
• 4:11 Something that could’ve been said 10 seconds ago.
• 4:37 A complete waste of a guest appearance.
• 5:45 *drinks*
• 5:56 The Grand Duke can breathe magic and turn into a tornado. Why the hell would he enforce himself to get defeated?

Proof that people like this:

• “"Pooh: Probably a dump of honey. Everyone: POOH!!! Pooh: What?” lol We know Pooh bear, he always think of honey. Oh no! Pinstripe’s a madman! Watch out!“
• "Nice job on part 10, Reese. And nice to referemce to Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween eventhough I haven’t even finished it yet. And when will you make part 11?”
• “I like the refrence to Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween too. I think it’s one of the most popular films of the Pooh’s Adventures series.”
• “*mass roleplaying*”
• “did you deliberately not make crash jump so that it could be part of the story or was it an accident?”

Well, if you noticed the damn watermarks in the previous 9 parts then you’d pretty much get a hint.

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 9. At last, no watermark. And decent sync, too.

• 0:01 CORNEDDY GULL.
• 0:03 No. How many times am I gonna keep seeing that?
• 0:06 A bit of times?
• 0:25 Hello? They’re burning pipes! Why wouldn’t he be aware?
• 0:41 (see 1:44, part 4)
• 0:53 Crash already ate everything available.
• 1:30 [link]
• 2:16 DesPEOPLE LIKE THIS!
• 2:22 RABBIT: Stop dancing, Crash, or we’ll make this even longer for you!
• 2:33 “oh d*cut off* (see 2:16)
• 4:10 And now we finally see the helmet of a Ranger who isn’t Red.
• 4:21 The editing is so bad that even spoken and subtitled lines have poor grammar.
• 4:28 MAY FROM POKEMON: You called?
• 5:30 Come on. How was that mask not worthy of any commentary?