Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 8. Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure through Villains’ Revenge was more exciting than this! And that had overly long and quiet attempts at maze searching and  potion mixing!

• 0:08 Those subtitles don’t help either. They’re overlapping both white and black. And the grammar is terrible!
• 0:20 Looks like Yoshi’s had just about enough of this.
• 0:41 Ever since the last part, these subtitles have become harder and harder to read. Did he actually think we could read them better? Just turn on 240p.
• 1:14 Who do you think he is, Crash Tigger?
• 1:18 Yet another Magic Voyage flashback…
• 1:37 Seriously? Rasputin appearing this late? And subtitles the same colour as the background?
• 1:41 Reese’s subtitling is the worst I’ve seen since the Eds traveled through the Powerpuff Girls Movie.
• 2:07 “So what a*video cuts off* P.L.T.
• 2:19 Just because he orders shadows to do his work doesn’t mean he’s a couch potato.
• 2:44 Or "throwing”, just to up the suspense.
• 3:21 Framelimit cameo.
• 3:54 I’ve seen people confuse “they’re” for “there”, “their” or “thier”, but I never thought I’d see someone confuse it for “thery'r”.
• 4:18 Lazy bastard couldn’t even die.

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 7. This part contains flashbacks. Ho boy.

• 0:03 He’s waiting for the spears to disappear, you dunce.
• 0:23 I can’t tell them to stop warning heroes about things they can clearly see, this is one of those videos.
• 0:29 Eeyore’s never that excited. Sure he can smile, but he really is never that excited. And that is just a caption.
• 0:43 You were squished.
• 1:17 That’s probably the most fitting reaction shot in the entire adventure.
• 1:40 This coming from a Mario brother.
• 2:20 And make sure that break is a long break.
• 2:31 [link]
• 2:35 TIGGER: Would you believe us if I told you? Ah, of course you would, buddy! Just look at what we’ve been though for the past seven parts!
• 2:49 And now, footage from the mind of another crossover madman.
• 3:11 A Power Ranger just appared without his helmet off, and 86% of the audience didn’t care in any way.
• 3:12 [link]
• 3:15 Piglet sure has changed since.
• 3:28 JEN: No! It’s all lies! Lies!
• 4:22 Too bad, because the sequel’s not going to happen.
• 4:35 Subtitles with poorly mixed colours. Haven’t seen them in a while.

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 6. Most of the comments on this video are someone’s own version of the story with far better English and vocabulary than any of the subtitles.

• 0:00 It could get worse - this guy could actually be clueless enough to take footage from a Let’s Play where people talk over it (without subtitles).
• 0:02 What was the point of that? What is the point of any of this?
• 0:20 You fools are all going to get pushed off of the edge.
• 0:40 Desperation…
• 1:18 Until you showed up, that is.
• 1:27 Weren’t the bats dangerous enough?
• 1:32 Next thing you know, Crash could stomp on Yoshi.
• 1:46 How can you say that when you’re going up a beanstalk?
• 2:17 That that quick of you.
• 2:26 At least Crash dying was cut out, otherwise this would be even more boring.
• 2:39 Shouldn’t you be dead?
• 3:04 Oh boy. They really are going to interrupt the bonus level.
• 3:12 It may be out of sync, but the idiots who like these videos don’t give a crap.
• 3:40 You had the chance to say that dozens of times before. And besides, they’re not apples!
• 3:54 Well, looking at that jump cut, Brock spoke too soon.

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 5. The gang encounters the first boss. What the hell will they do to stop it? Well? What will they do?

• 0:01 In fact, it’s actually mute.
• 0:03 But where’s Fidget?
• 0:09 Forced montage of incomplete “what"s!
• 0:26 Red Ranger took all the credit, and the best you could do with the others is give one of them a background subtitle?
• 0:33 Ratigan and Fidget could do nothing but advise Pau Pau to look out. Worst supporting villains ever.
• 0:59 But what did he do besides watch?
• 1:00 Uh, Ratigan and Fidget aren’t one.
• 1:03 
• 1:07 (see 1:43, part 3)
• 1:10 Stop shooting a pile of snow and get involved.
• 1:16 Those douchebags killed Basil! The great mouse detective!
• 1:23 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:36 Eh, Ripper Roo being Meowth’s friend is more tolerable than being his cousin.
• 1:52 Overblown reaction montage.
• 1:57 If there’s one positive I had to say for this part, it’s that Reese didn’t forget this part.
• 2:19 No, Tigger. What are you doing here?
• 2:24 Hey, it’s Reese!
• 2:39 Crash has jumped on enough bombs to know what you think he doesn’t.
• 2:55 TRANSLATION: *knocks Ripper Roo unconscious*
• 3:12 (see 0:33)
• 3:51 Hasn’t Reese ever heard of a mentally insane person before? Oh wait, he already is one.
• 4:05 Seriously?

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 4. Well, I might not have repeated “what’s the point”, but I do have to repeat “PEOPLE LIKE THIS”. Fuck you, Reese.

• 0:12 Jeez, it sure must be a bummer for these characters to wait once at a time just to bounce on those boxes.
• 0:20 Quick? There’s still more characters waiting their turn!
• 0:36 If this happened in the actual game, Crash would be dead by now.
• 0:52 We’re not seeing you do anything but talk, so I have dobut.
• 1:32 Another case of getting excited as if Crash didn’t do it before.
• 1:44 Shouldn’t they be concerned at all that Crash hurt himself and Aku Aku died?
• 2:08 Reese, you can do better than that. Add in a screOn second thought, don’t. Just don’t.
• 2:17 If there’s a lot of characters following Crash, wouldn’t they be squished at this point?
• 2:31 And yet you didn’t use “Run, run, we gotta run”?
• 2:51 I was expecting a sigh of relief but obviously the poor kid’s lazy.
• 3:06 Unless everyone except the game characters get eaten by piranhas on the way.
• 3:34 (see 1:32)
• 4:22 What is this now, a disneyJSman video?

Comments:

• “That rolling stone reminds of the boulder chase in Indiana Jones! Can you please add Indiana Jones Rolling Stone music to the level Boulder Dash and request some Goofy Hollers and some Wilhelm screams?”
• “*mass roleplaying*”

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 3. “This film takes Place After Winnie the pooh and ronald mcdonald`s adventures of the Super Mario Bros (1993 Movie) wich Explains Pooh and friends met Mario Luigi and Yoshi Before and ash Ketchum meets the Thief and the Cobbler wich Explains Ash and his friends Faced Zig-Zag Before” Yes, these people like the Mario movie.

• 0:00 How should he know what level it is?
• 0:13 Good thing this clip actually got a caption this time.
• 0:19 Good thing also I made a character fat in a “what” montage in my upcoming parody, because now it makes sense.
• 0:36 AAGH!
• 0:39 Old pal? You’ve been in like a thousand videos together and you claim not to have seen him in a while?
• 0:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:47 It’s much better than Pooh’s Adventures.
• 1:02 You should know if they’ve ever been involved in your starring roles. That’s what YouTube Poop is all about.
• 1:06 “Well that there is pooh Piglet Tgger Rabbit Eeyore Ash Mis*cut off* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:21 Filler. Just plain filler.
• 1:43 If Pooh’s only helping, should this be Super Mario Meets Crash Bandicoot?
• 1:46 SPOILER ALERT: They all live.
• 1:58 You dare silence the great Vincent Price? Twice?
• 2:06 Evil laugh montage.
• 2:21 ”[“
• 2:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 2:58 Is that the only clip of Tigger you could find? Jesus, I’m getting another flashback to The Magic Voyage.
• 3:05 It’s been a while since I last said "Desperation”.
• 3:29 Well, at least they didn’t interrupt the bonus level.

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 2. *insert Wreck-It Ralph joke here*

• 0:00 Good thing we’re actually on a hot location at this point, but it’s not a bloody desert.
• 0:36 Something I’ve always wondered about this cliche - where’d the bath come from?
• 0:44 Skipper’s a towel, apparently.
• 0:53 Here, let me correct the grammar: “Ouch, that was some fall we had, Gay Luigi.”
• 1:04 And plenty of other times before, to be precise.
• 1:30 I’d like to imagine this is from a Power Ranger’s perspective. Still won’t keep that from being boring, though.
• 1:34 Both Yakko and Reese are so clueless about length that even the subtitles appear for longer than they should be.
• 1:41 What is the point?
• 1:52 See how no one happens to be interested enough to interrupt?
• 2:00 You could’ve said that when he first hit a crab.
• 2:16 [link]
• 2:25 So many villains here that they got in the way of Mario’s face.
• 2:29 What, weren’t any of the other villains concerning enough?
• 2:32 He was eating by crocodiles? So he won?
• 2:37 There is so little punctuation you wouldn’t know whether he’s asking a question or just copying.
• 3:02 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:24 Good thinking, Crash.
• 3:33 Crash destroyed a bridge of crates while a bunch of Power Rangers and cartoon characters were behind him. How the hell were they able to get over?

What’s the point of watching full level gameplay not for walkthrough purposes but for some kind of movie? What is even the point of making subtitled cartoon characters interrupt gameplay footage that isn’t even yours? Case in point, Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey, Benny the Beast’s Adventures of Villains’ Revenge and even worse, Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario. As it turns out, the kid who created the latter has also turned the entire first Crash Bandicoot game into a Pooh’s Adventure, and the critics are raving like the ever-accepting dickdrinkers they are. This’ll probably consist of me saying “What’s the point” over and over again, but anyhow let’s play “Try Not to Get Brain Damage Watching Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 1”.

• 0:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:01 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:35 Mickey’s House of Villains may have had a lot of villains from separate media in one film, but this is ridiculous.
• 2:11 Dat watermark. Makes you wish the guy who made this was intelligent to record his own games by camera or DVR, doesn’t it? Of course, if he were intelligent this video wouldn’t exist.
• 3:00 And this is exactly how fun the adventure’s going to be, folks.
• 3:40 What’s Bowser doing in a PlayStation game?
• 3:46 Wouldn’t King Koopa be a good enough alternative? Bowser has two captions at once.
• 3:49 Unless poor continuity saves the day.
• 4:16 So far, this sucks even as a YTP.
• 4:20 You know how sucky a video can be just from the utterly banal “you’re” confusion.
• 4:28 Prepare for an extreme lack of rhyming.

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

Here’s a video for a stupid upcoming crossover!

Here’s part of disneyJSman’s Pooh’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, a combination of how to and how not to do crossovers, and by far the only part. It was done over a year and a half too soon after the first part of the double bill, Pooh’s Adventures of Runaway Brain.

Basically, profanity is muted, Roger is Rabbit’s cousin, the obvious is stated, silence is broken, there is no explanation for time travel, Buster forgets to say hi to his uncle and grammar is flawed (“ashored”, “tuff”), but at least in this it’s actually noted that they’re toons. Otherwise this would be another Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

7:15 Why can’t every other Pooh’s Adventure be like this?

Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 2. Sacrilege, isn’t it?

• 0:14 “You” can mean “all of you”, you know.
• 0:35 Go away, Pooh. You only made me laugh in your newest movie.
• 0:38 Another running gag I hate - those “small problems” are really bees, and the problems aren’t just supposed to be his.
• 0:42 Does this guy even know the meaning of the word “humour”?
• 0:53 I’m pretty sure someone would be laughing at how bad the spelling is.
• 1:03 It’s Perry, you illiterate.
• 1:13 Thanks for reminding us what that gun really was…
• 1:39 [link]
• 1:46 Come on, Pinkie, you’re MUCH cartoonier than that.
• 2:20 *insert clip with subtitle saying “Oh yes it is” here*
• 2:37 Good thing this joke isn’t interrupted, otherwise I’d have a similar experience to when Chrome’s Flash player lagged.
• 2:46 Just imagine if this was a Berenstein Bears’ Adventure instead.
• 3:10 Suspense just isn’t suspense when you don’t shut up.
• 3:32 Bandicam watermark cameo.
• 3:36 Trainboy’s use of the zip sound was more thought out than this!
• 3:42 Wouldn’t it be at least better to sutitle “I” with “you”? Or just cut out everything that comes after “Uh, *name*?”
• 4:12 Not the jerky recording again!
• 4:23 And stay down there.
• 4:33 Think about this - a portly dog man fell down a trap door only a wink wider than him, and a fucking train fell down the same hole.
• 4:45 You fools don’t know Tex Avery logic.
• 5:03 Thanks for the heads up, Thomas…
• 5:09 Try to imagine a train riding up and down those stairs at the same speed.
• 5:25 Captured the murder? Since when did you bring cameras?

• Audience stupidity: 
• Killjoys: 
• Trainfaggotry: 
• Grammatical errors: 
• The speed of Tex rolling in his grave: 

Overall: 7/5

-0.4/10. Further proof that not everything is better with ponies. I would ask this guy if he laughed at the cartoon before he watched it, and if his videos are meant to be funny at all, but the bitch blocked me. I just hope he reads this Tumblr post and realises what a mistake he made ruining classic comedy and dead-on satire. Any scene that was intended to be speechless is butchered by unnecessary subtitles, every line of dialogue is an answer, and jokes are explained and not train logic. Is this was we’ve all come to? Failing to understand what made Tex Avery such a legend and mashing it up with cartoons that avoid his kind of logic, and having people find the outcome funny? What’s next, Pooh’s Adventures of Roger Rabbit?

Oh, I already mentioned that one, didn’t I?

Comments:

• “0:34 To requote that guy in the Godzilla movie: "That’s a lot of guns!”“
• "That was awesome!”

Awesome my ass.

This user had the BALLS to use a cartoon directed by one of the greatest animation directors of all time! I tried to keep myself from liking it, but I was smiling; not at the stupid edited clips from Pooh, Thomas, and the ponies, but at the cartoon itself. It was then I realized I should watch the REAL cartoon, instead of just watching some stupid crossover. Just goes to show that you don’t even want to mess with someone as awesome as Tex Avery.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Although I wouldn’t usually riff something that’s already been done in my formula, let’s solve the mystery as to why people like the only way Who Killed Who can be watched on YouTube, Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 1.

• 0:00 At least the use of the Disney logo makes sense in this video, unlike those videos where is was just used for shits and giggles.
• 1:50 You do know that you can take the title card and edit it on Paint rather than steal a photograph of a bunch of knives, right?
• 2:04 *insert rabid brony joke about psycho ponies here*
• 2:14 And this horrible video.
• 2:48 So that’s what the screaming was all about.
• 3:34 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
• 4:01 I just wish their introductions could be more elaborate rather than just have them first appear staring.
• 4:15 [link]
• 4:29 Have her say “Oh my” and not “Oh…my” and this video would be a teensy bit shorter.
• 4:35 I’m just going to assume that Thomas and friends are really toys and the attic is the worst place they could ever be. And don’t get me started on the ponies.
• 4:57 Do you have to ask them about everything?
• 5:26 “What” montage.
• 5:41 POOH: This is a Pooh’s Adventure. Duhhhhh.
• 5:54 Because if the trains did take the lead, then it would take quite a while.
• 6:18 Twilight Sparkle replacing Eeyore’s line? The two-timer.
• 6:47 Your boiler knocking?
• 7:12 Gasping montage.
• 7:28 Yeah, there’s rocks and cactuses everywhere.
• 7:32 Except the ponies aren’t stupid enough not to know what an attic is. Good thing this is coming from the train’s mouth.
• 7:38 The answer’s going to be along the lines of, “Either you’re homeless or you’re stupid.”
• 7:51 And here’s our first three ruined gags.
• 8:45 Hey! I was smiling, you killjoy!
• 8:55 You’d have to be a real asshole to ruin comedy like that.
• 9:06 I’ll have you know that people found this video funny. People who haven’t actually seen the damn short before.
• 9:14 The audience member = sane individual. Officer Hound = 76859Thomas.
• 9:26 Introduction montage.
• 9:48 RAILTY: Got that name from marrying a train!
• 9:50 The guy at the bottom? Well, you did.
• 9:56 Pinkie Pie = sane individual. Railty = 76859Thomas.
• 10:18 [link]
• 10:25 Poor Tigger, must have a cold.
• 10:27 “inersent” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Comments:

• “Well, this is something! An adventure of a single cartoon rather than a whole special or movie! Nice. A good cartoon as well.”
• “So much gasping.”
• “Very good work! You know, most of my fave toons have mystery-themed eps (other than Scooby Doo, which has them all the time). Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Remote Island Syndrome, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: MMMystery on the Friendship Express, Gravity Falls: Headhunters, Adventure Time: Mystery Train / The Creeps. This classic, however, is what set the mould for all those. Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo! Great stuff! :)”
• “Sweet!”
• “Nice job on this crossover so far!”
• “Awesome crossover, I can’t wait for part 2. :D”

…Do these people even have a sense of humour?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 8. Did you know at all that my brain just imploded?

• 0:01 Las Vegas? Do I still have to keep asking questions?!
• 0:07 YouTube, you just made a mistake worse than the worst updates you’ve put onto this site.
• 0:35 I’ll just refer to this guy as Jerr Meredith to annoy him.
• 1:24 Jerr, is that the best picture of Owl you could possibly find?
• 1:52 John Goodman? As the frog prince?
• 1:59 I heard more than one actor/actress playing each of these characters.
• 2:13 I’m still pissed that Francis was also played by Chris Harley.
• 2:20 He never even used these images in the first place!
• 2:48 I thought Joan Rex was a realistic lizard. And a girl!
• 2:55 Really? I’m hearing quite a bit of Klaus Badelt here.
• 4:05 And the test audience lost all concept of reality.
• 4:19 And hundreds of other characters taking the original cast’s places!
• 5:57 Which Romeo and Juliet, though? Leonard Whiting & Olivia Hussey? Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes? The seals?
• 6:04 What prince?
• 6:11 Nasty Jack, a.k.a. Captain Frax.

I advised the creator of these videos to mute any clip he subtitles, and he remembered that for the future. However, when I advised him to use the right clips for the characters, he said that it’s about the frog attitude more than the appearance.

Bullfrog.

• Lack of Kermit: 
• Lack of frog footage: 
• Laziness: 
• Questions to ask: 
• Brain cancer: 

Overall: 11/5

-1.2/10. This is so confusing it makes Cloud Atlas look quite simple. Who’s a frog? Who’s fighting who? Who’s talking to who? Who’s serving what purpose? What’s Pooh Bear up to? This guy could’ve used any frog footage, like Swing Wedding, Demetan Croaker, Michigan J. Frog cartoons, Freddie as F.R.O.7, the Frogger cartoon, Frogger gameplay, The Princess and the Frog, and especially Kermit. Really, Kermit was a pirate in Muppet Treasure Island! You could’ve had the chance, but instead you had to go with clips from Black Sheep and Spaceballs! The guy who made this speaks fine English, but that’s nothing to overcome his flawed logic when he made this video. And who did he even think John Goodman was? Emperor Kuzco? Well, I’ll start riffing another crossover once I get back from osteopathy. Until then.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 7. Did you know at all that I’ve been asking you nearly 70 questions?

• 0:01 Who are the hyenas supposed to be? This a story about bloody frogs!
• 0:38 Really, why are they fish now? Is this just because the owner of the Thug Tug has an eyepatch?
• 1:06 Really, who died? And is crappy VHS quality the best you could film?
• 1:42 Now that’s a frog. But who’s the fairy?
• 1:59 I was hoping he’d remain a frog instead of turning into a lion and an alien.
• 2:14 So… that’s the magic carpet, right?
• 3:27 Surprise lizard!
• 4:04 And not even Joan Rex was a frog.
• 4:34 They saved Camelot and not Wartropolis?
• 5:09 Notice how the titles look like they were filmed.
• 5:24 Buzz was David Spade, and now he’s a fucking bird.
• 5:28 Say, what were his friends doing for the past 5½ minutes?
• 5:31 Just frogs? You’re also humans, fairies, lions, mice, aliens…
• 6:23 …always make sure clips are muted when they’re subtitled, and when making a crossover story involving a certain species, make sure you use one character at a time!

Here’s the exciting conclusion to Pooh’s first Jam adventure! There will be more episodes later, and remember, if you don’t like it, it’s your own fault.

Nope. It’s yours.