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Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 12. According to what I’ve heard from his voice, the guy who created this video is in his teens. Thank goodness. Now it’s safer for me to make fun of this video.

• 0:07 Aaaaaaand we have a reviewaboo. First up, Bobblehead and Actually Quite a Fun Woman.
• 0:11 I dunno either, a crossover review of a Pooh’s Adventures video?
• 0:14 Film Brain = Reese. Lupa = me.
• 0:18 Doug Phunny. Of course!
• 0:24 WATCH ALL THEIR DAMN VIDEOS YOU INACCURATE REVIEWABOO BASTARD.
• 0:27 This is a Pooh’s Adventures video. You have many reasons to be here.
• 0:30 So… they’re evil now? I’m rooting on them like I did when I found Doug, well, funny.
• 0:36 [link]
• 0:44 Excuse me, Reese, but did you know that the Nostalgia Critic happened to do a very popular review of Batman and Robin? And a Rifftrax on Batman Forever?
• 0:54 NC: Enough to fill our internet revenue!
• 1:06 And I thought the anniversary videos were bad. *audience boos*
• 1:35 My toy, this heat is what all true photographs strive for.
• 1:47 To his bureau. ;)
• 1:58 Keep in mind that it was YakkoWarnerMovies that requested the angry reviewers to get into this video. Tut tut tut.
• 2:11 Your heroes!
• 2:32 Uh, end this video?
• 2:40 That’s what I hate about “your” confusion - they imply that it has two meanings.
• 2:48 Bad capitalisation, grammar and spelling all in one word!
• 2:58 Once again - PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Stand there and let Pooh continue on with the adventure that’s supposed to be his.
• 3:22 Heh heh heh, it’s funny because of what “IG” stands for.
• 3:29 I second that!
• 3:39 Fifi’s kissing a male skunk and a coyote. How are people even fooled by this?
• 3:55 It took me a second to read that. Why does the clip take five seconds to say it?
• 4:11 Couldn’t you even bother to find a reaction shot where the Nerd is actually shocked?

This part had no Pooh, and no Batman. Unbe-frickin’-lievable.

A “deleted scene” from Winnie the Pooh Goes to FernGully, made by Puterboy, who has barely made a complete Pooh’s Adventure in his life, but is still one of the maddest of madmen in the cult.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 11. They’re back, and their English isn’t any better.

• 0:13 “His new girlfriend? Aw, how cu- Wait. Is that a skunk he’s making out with? Oh Jesus…”
• 0:17 More proof that they’re just subtitling their own Vblogs.
• 0:19 “Girldriend” Come on, typos that large would stick out like a sore thumb to me!
• 0:25 End of rubbish, back to mediocrity.
• 1:43 No love for Daffy. :(
• 1:55 At least they actually included one of Pooh’s catchphrases in this video. From what I can remember, none of the others I saw happened to do that.
• 2:24 See that Cartoon Network logo next to you? Because if you happened to pay attention to another cartoon in your universe, then you’d know.
• 3:46 And what were they doing the whole time? Fighting?
• 3:58 No, just doing that.
• 4:29 Like the treatment you’ve been getting for the past five years.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 10. We finally get here. Not that it’s the end or anything. Groan.

• 0:16 Forced subtitling!
• 0:17 *sigh* Cue the panic montage…
• 0:44 You seem to be taking it rather well.
• 0:58 Even better with him.
• 1:19 So… Divorce?
• 1:27 Did he say the same thing twice only 
• 1:38 And now for the “WHAT” montage.
• 1:45 Embarrassing grammar and badly coloured subtitles, how I missed you.
• 1:55 You know something I just notice? There are more 3D bad guys than there are 3D goods.
• 2:14 I think the Arkham Asylum needs to lock up someone new…
• 3:06 Of course he does. He sold Pokémon toys a few months ago.
• 3:17 Can we just let Two-Face carry on with his business already?
• 3:21 He read my commentary?! *gasp*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 9. Like Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, this one is not yet complete, as this part was completed only a few days ago. Meanwhile, Reese is working on intros for his Pooh Adventures and Shadow is working on… Oh Christ…

• 0:47 Well, at least the Warners have a reason for being here.
• 1:24 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE EEYORE’S A PLUSH
• 2:03 Oh, there’s Pooh. I thought he was dead. Contribute, damnit!
• 2:36 …
• 2:43 PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS. CAN. YOU. BELIEVE. IT.
• 3:30 Uh… with him?
• 5:19 No, you be quiet. Or stop talking, due to your subs.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 8. Fifi and Furb- I mean Reese, sitting in a tree!

• 0:51 How many times did I tell you not to bring pets into the building?
• 1:24 Keep in mind that this was made long after I released Pooh’s Adventures of Eppaljeck.
• 2:29 And Randall’s there to ruin the human silence.
• 2:49 How old do you think the Riddler is? 2?
• 3:36 Where did his letterbox go?
• 3:46 The wolf girl finally gets a chance.
• 5:06 When Bruce Wayne hangs out with a pink cartoon rabbit among others, would people be amazed, or not take him seriously?

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 7. This part actually has nine likes. And it beings with a few Lego robots and a watermark. Society.

• 0:09 PEOPLE LIKE THIS. What? It’s catchy.
• 0:22 *insert subtitle saying “Your toys” here*
• 0:37 Where did Impact go?
• 0:42 Oh. There you are.
• 0:49 Impact ran away again. Fitting.
• 0:54 Is this some kind of pattern?
• 1:51 I wouldn’t really send him death threats, I’d just have to kindly ask him to quit.
• 2:02 This is even crazier than those Superman comics from the 50’s.
• 2:06 “Smithers, I don’t believe in suicide, but… if you’d like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.”
• 2:12 I believe this is the perfect time for the subtitles to turn red.
• 2:31 Subliminal Ganondorf.
• 3:13 Fuckity fuck fuckering fucking fuckers fucked fucks.
• 3:16 Same goes for every other character in your gang.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 6. This has no dislikes yet even more likes than that one part of Hotel Mario. Why?

• 0:07 At least he’s not Theodore Rex.
• 0:28 Or maybe it would look like a job for Supe*cough*Movie Maker.
• 0:43 But the question is - how many people can fit in there?
• 1:04 So, Reese is in disguise as a cartoon cat?
• 1:38 “Hey, we need to make sure that even the Riddler has a cartoon villain beside him. It’s not like YakkoWarnerMovies left the Skeksis alone!”
• 2:40 He misspelled Edward twice.
• 2:46 Your average Pooh’s Adventures fan.
• 3:51 Your average Pooh’s Adventures creator.
• 4:02 I know what Mike and Sulley did, but Ronald? Was his food too unhealthy for Randall’s taste?
• 6:52 *twitches*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 5. The heroes’ introduction scene begins, and star power rules all!

• 0:25 Yeah. Especially Superman, Wonder Woman, the Hulk, Thor, Beast, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Emma Frost, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Phoenix, Archangel, Havok, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, the Fantastic Four, the Toxic Avenger, and you!
• 0:59 Is there anyone he hasn’t met?
• 1:07 You should already know, Mr. Director.
• 1:15 You’d have to be a blithering idiot not to know Tigger.
• 1:19 Here we go, people… *groans out loud*
• 1:23 Woah! I mean, Whao! At least I don’t have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 1:36 *sigh* You just had to, didn’t you?
• 1:44 Well, back to business. *groans out loud*
• 2:20 They were right. I did have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 2:33 Yep. Definitely a Gary Stu. And a furry.
• 2:47 You’re not Furball, so quiet.
• 3:10 She found two of them, to be precise.