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Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 4. I could only imagine seeing this in science class.

• 0:06 The subtitles are covering up the detail!
• 1:19 Don’t you especially hate it when this happens?
• 1:27 *sips* All the parts I’ve riffed so far have this. God damn it.
• 1:40 We got a genius here!
• 1:44 …who happens to be talking to himself.
• 1:52 “Say, it’s rings are just like the OTHER coral snake, only this one seems to be red, yellow and black. Not t*cuts to next shot* PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS.
• 2:23 Another case of the sudden font change.
• 2:53 Uh, 1:52?
• 3:23 Winnie the Pooh, of course!
• 3:29 Any spider could remind you of her.
• 3:41 Another example of how rushed the appearances are - we don’t even get to see that much of Pumbaa!
• 3:48 Which I’m not, as all these pointless cartoon appearances keep blocking the way of my education.
• 4:12 Poor scorpion…
• 4:29 And now Piglet’s the narrator! So little logic in these videos it’s mind screwing!
• 4:40 It’s not as stupid as this entire video.
• 4:47 I think Timon and Pumbaa are two more of the only fitting characters. There really isn’t any need for the sponge so far.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 3. Poor, poor Garfield…

• 0:05 And these toons couldn’t even accompany the cartoon sequence, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining than the edited parts of this video.
• 0:16 Translation: Bark bark bark. *panting*
• 0:39 Please say that to every crossed-over character in this video.
• 0:44 Excuse me, but didn’t Shy just tell everyone to let the narrator finish?
• 1:21 *bangs head on the desk* Yup! That’s education right there!
• 2:00 *sips* He’s not your cousin, Chumley.
• 2:16 “That means to blend one of your colors in with the background, or ano*cuts to next shot* This too?
• 3:03 Punctuation…
• 3:17 Shut up, cat who can’t even spell "hibernation” right.
• 3:33 He could’ve used that for every scene if he had to.
• 3:53 There’s so much dialogue to rip off!
• 4:50 The repetition here is even more blatant than before.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 2. The “documentary” begins!

• 0:24 And that smart one is not the guy who thought this would be a good idea.
• 0:59 Just imagine if these people took on Life in a Day.
• 1:37 Oh. It’s everyone’s favourite porn star.
• 1:50 MOWGLI: I’m a gecko? Well, you’re a marmoset!
• 1:58 Wouldn’t “distant relative” be a smarter phrase?
• 2:12 Subliminal Woody. We even got to hear him speak.
• 2:21 He’s going to hypnotise the viewer to make more crappy crossover videos. And it’s going to be sexy.
• 2:29 Don’t boost it up a notch!
• 2:35 This musical number is distracting any interest provided by the nature footage.
• 3:04 Garfield’s the narrator? *angry face*
• 3:22 So, you’re assuming Kaa is real? What’s even going on here?!
• 3:26 Um, 1:52?
• 3:29 Yeah! Leave the gecko out of this! Henry the Man Cub does not deserve such cruelty!
• 3:41 Tigger’s right.
• 4:10 You said one of them was your cousin.
• 4:20 There are so many people getting educated by this that I’m actually feeling dumber.
• 4:41 *crickets chirp*
• 4:44 And now Spongebob’s the narrator? This is blowing my mind. Illegally.
• 4:59 It saddens me how stupid Garfield is in the eyes of YakkoWarnerMovies.
• 5:20 Not as long as the clips interrupting this video in total.
• 5:33 *sips*
• 5:39 Poky! Look the hell away!
• 6:09 And why isn’t there a gasping montage?
• 6:32 It’s that again…
• 6:36 Good thing someone survived the dumbing down of the gang.
• 7:02 Tennessee, did you not say that you know that snakes can be milked?
• 7:06 You don’t really shake your head when saying “yea”.
• 7:16 If we only had one side character, then everyone will actually learn something!
• 7:32 Pooh’s probably one of the only characters in this crossover that makes some form of sense.
• 8:19 Sigh.

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

• 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
• 1:08 What frame rate!
• 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
• 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
• 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
• 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
• 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
• 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
• 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
• 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
• 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
• 4:35 *sobs*
• 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
• 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
• 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
• 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
• 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
• 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
• 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
• 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
• 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.

You know what’s even more insulting than El Arca characters on the Titanic? This.

A trailer from late 2008 for Pooh’s Adventures of the whole Star Wars saga.

The trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Thank God THIS was removed.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 8. A finale that isn’t as grand as the Duke.

• 1:01 *gonna
• 2:33 Roo’s only line in the movie.
• 2:51 Okay, that is possibly the most overblown death scene I’ve encountered in my life.
• 3:08 Did what?
• 3:10 The lack of sync provided a cameo for the Hoff.
• 3:37 You cut out the third bit before. Why not cut out the first?
• 4:40 That would’ve fit more if we didn’t hear another kid’s giggling in the background.
• 6:29 Is that praddi- What?

Comments:

• “Great Ending! Even when the Genie popped out!”
• “HUZZAH!!! Roo’s in here!”
• “Here’s something you can put in Pooh’s Adventures of STAR WARS Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Pooh: Don’t worry im sure you will see her again. right before Obi Wan says Dreams pass in time. also in this film put in more pooh clips like the other Pooh crossovers to give Pooh and the gang a bit of a larger role.”
• “Hey, why not make Pooh’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now that would be something right?”
• “OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT OLD MAN IS HILOURISE”
• “Duke: i’m still here… Triton: YOU MUST DIE! Duke: No oh god AHH!”
• “I’m looking for somebody to do Pooh’s Adventures of Cars 2 with me! I can’t do it because ToonJoey34 said I was a terrible script writer!”
• “i-im dying, its too happy its like someone just threw acid on me, i really wish i could unsee this -hits head against wall-”
• “good moive worst fucking editing”
• “Haha! Awesome Genie clip at the end!”
• “Who would tale more time to add in these stupid video clips instead of just uploading the move a it was?… Great movie though”
• “the idea of pooh, spongebob and those birds suck!!!! that´s stupid, they ruined the movie.”
• “fuck hell, with the penguin, the big beast , and all the videos qho re not in the original movie, honestly i like this film, but as it is, not with trash as they put here.”
• “wow i like this so much thumbs up if you do to”
• “*mass role-playing*”

• Absence of Tigger:
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• Absence of Eeyore:
• Absence of Piglet:
• Absence of Pooh:

Overall: 4.2/5

0.16/10. Like I said earlier, putting Disney into Disney makes sense, more than adding Ghostbusters characters, SpongeBob, the villains of Rock-a-Doodle, Mewtwo and the blue fairy from Filmation’s Pinocchio, some of which were forgotten about for the majority of the video. We also happen to see more of the added villain than we do the added good guys, which is unfair even by Pooh’s Adventures standards. Plus, just they’re all cartoons, doesn’t mean they can actually survive underwater, or fit into a building like that for Stay Puft’s matter! But hey, at least the ratings given to part 1 were right - this really ain’t as bad as Pooh’s Adventures of Jeepers, It’s the Creeper.

“I… But Ariel!”

“I’m sorry, SpongeBob.”