Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 6. There’s so little reaction shots in this video that the creator could do nothing but reuse them for this part. And go off-topic as well.

• 0:37 EEYORE: See? I told y- RABBIT: Yes, Eeyore. We’ve hit a paradox, alright.
• 2:09 Great. Another nasty thought about The Magic Voyage.
• 2:21 £500! *gets told that he cheated* £50 it is…
• 2:58 WE ALREADY SAW THIS.
• 3:47 This Pooh’s Adventure has officially gotten worse.
• 4:11 *collects a £10 note with a glum look on his face*
• 5:31 Oh, God. *drinks and eats*
• 5:37 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOTHING’S BECOMING RELEVANT ANYMORE

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 5: In Which Chumley and Tennessee Tuxedo Still Don’t Get Enough Credit.

• 0:00 Not a single stuffed animal in sight again, only Chumley.
• 0:13 What?! I was expecting the movie! Douchebag!
• 0:38 Chumley gets to say something. Finally.
• 1:15 Pooh, I know your mind isn’t perfect, but you might need to realise who you’re actually talking to at this moment.
• 2:48 FRED: I would’ve done decent if that goddamn teddy bear didn’t distract me.
• 3:14 Nothing much. He’s just laughing at the people who support Pooh’s Adventures.
• 4:22 Yabba Dabba Pooh! That doesn’t mean anything good, though.
• 5:10 One of the only clever ideas in the video - apparently making them think mammoths are Heffalumps.
• 5:45 That’s the horror of super-squashed aspect ratios.
• 6:49 *collects another £10* I have the feeling that I’m not going to be rich enough. Make that £100!
• 6:57 Poor Tennessee…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 4. In this part, stuff happens. Again. Tennessee doesn’t even contribute much.

• 0:00 Notice how you don’t even see Pooh on the DVD menu, but several Disney logos?
• 0:17 Then only speak in subtitles, Pooh! It’s the best way to keep dead quiet!
• 0:43 At the very least, you succeeded in keeping quiet.
• 1:00 Whaddaya know. Bamm-Bamm was raised by mastodons, and Wilma was raised by hyenas.
• 1:34 We’re experiencing some technical difficulties - our video has been infected by an overload of talking animals.
• 1:52 He’s provided a lot more than the cartoon animals following him around, at least.
• 2:08 What I hate about a lot of these videos is that they have to wait until the perfect time for a reaction shot. The Magic Voyage video had at least a lot to do for these characters.
• 2:44 Oh my. Tennessee Tuxedo got a sex change.
• 3:42 Oh, come on. Rabbit had the perfect reaction to say, “Language, bird!”
• 3:54 Is there anything this scene has to do with what’s going on?
• 4:20 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS
• 4:24 SERIOUSLY WHY
• 5:03 I warned you TOkay, enough with the toilet humour.
• 5:20 Fred can see that, you duntz.
• 5:30 To hell with drinking games, I’m just going to see how many £10 notes I get for whenever they sit in a wheelbarrow and say “Ohhhh”.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 3. This just might be my most boring riff yet, and I’ve only done two.

• 0:09 Well, that loading screen’s certainly behaving better than before.
• 0:28 Thanks for making the subtitles readable again.
• 0:58 ACK! It’s a baby monkey! Run for it!
• 1:14 Rule 17 of Pooh’s Adventures - don’t expect them to just say “Oh.” Expect an even more overblown reaction.
• 2:01 Do I have to come over there and put duck tape on your penguin beak?
• 2:09 TIGGER: We really screwed history over this time, didn’t we, Pooh?
• 2:33 Now would be the perfect time for Pooh to gasp…
• 3:39 Uh… wha? Did they just find out that it’s not a special effect, but actual strength?
• 4:03 Movie criticism: It’s a bootleg version of the Dog Pound Hop!
• 4:36 Winnie the Pooh has just discovered fire!
• 4:49 See what I mean? We’re still watching Spookable Pooh.
• 5:05 Ask Pooh.
• 5:34 Pooh and Piglet are absent from this scene due to Piglet’s irrational fear of being mistaken for a skittle, hence the uncanny resemblance of his shape…
• 5:47 Or it could be his agoraphobia making him mishear things.
• 6:25 Did he just sent Bamm-Bamm back and adopt Piglet instead?
• 6:58 No. It doesn’t taste very good here.
• 7:02 Hopefully, this’ll be the only one. *takes a swig and a bite*
• 7:08 Comedeh galld.
• 7:38 POOH: Well, it doesn’t smell like any honey I’ve ever sniffed…
• 7:56 NARRATOR: …until they had to rush him to the hospital because of what he really ate.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 2. So far, it’s dull as usual. And I still have twelve parts to go.

• 0:06 I’m less surprised at how long it takes for this DVD to load.
• 0:11 At least that was shorter than in part 1.
• 0:33 It’s the same drunken dance I saw in the opening!
• 1:59 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble!
• 2:02 RABBIT: I don’t think we went back far enough.
• 2:04 At least I don’t have to suffer through another introduction sequence this time.
• 2:06 EEYORE: Stand corrected, Rabbit. We’ve hit a time paradox.
• 2:09 Good thing I’ve moved from a “Disney meets non-Disney” video to a “Disney and non-Disney meet non-Disney” video.
• 2:24 You had to wait until then to credit yourself?
• 3:25 POOH: Dino doesn’t look as friendly as he used to.
• 4:06 Clever at least that they’re taking note of the family’s sudden plastic surgery.
• 5:04 PIGLET: I think I’m going to barf!
• 5:26 Tigger’s reaction before finding out that the honey Bedrock provides is actually dinosaur piss.
• 5:58 Keep out of news you aren’t related to you, Tigger, or I’m going to force-feed you that honey.
• 6:31 *smashes one of the empty beer glasses on his head*

Woah, I lost weight pretty fast. Anyway, my good friend the Forbidden Douchebag has just requested me to take on the live-action Flintstones movie, Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie, put on a DVD no less. Here goes nothing. After all, it can’t be as bad as the one filmed with a camcorder, can it?

Can it?

• 0:00 I’m personally not surprised at how thin the DVD rip looks.
• 0:38 TV-G? I’d rather it was TV-BS.
• 1:36 Well, if anything, this is going to be the worst thing to come out of PBS Kids since Barney.
• 2:00 Seriously? Kratts’ Creatures Movies, Inc.? I would be even less surprised if they came up Wallace & Gromit’s World of Invention Snacks, Ltd.
• 2:02 If this made it onto the Closing Logo Group Wiki, then the Cheesy Factor would most definitely be Nightmare.
• 2:13 Keep out of this, HyperCam watermark.
• 2:34 Uh, no. We are still going to be expecting a Halloween special and not a riff on a live-action cartoon adaptation.
• 2:48 Just when I thought the editing would be far better than the last one I watched.
• 2:59 Assuming that shadow is actually a honey bee.
• 3:06 Assuming that’s a honey tree.
• 3:09 Yeah, right. All you do is stalk movies you don’t have anything to do with.
• 3:19 Wait, what?
• 3:40 I’m only 3:40 minutes in and already I find nothing special about this.
• 3:51 That would fit more without the cactuses.
• 4:33 That’s quite a departure from the videos that add subtitles below the book. Still would’ve been better if we couldn’t tell it actually was a western, especially with Piglet hearing his name in the REAL cartoon.
• 4:54 Editing!
• 5:37 For a play made by a young boy and his animal friends, the production values are outstanding.
• 6:24 KYLE MACLACHLAN: Pooh Bear! No, that doesn’t sound right…
• 7:20 What? I thought I was going to watch it in its own! What a colossal rip-off.
• 7:35 Well, logic seems to be fixing itself.
• 8:05 …not in the Stone Age, I tell ya!
• 8:16 So it’s not just the edits that state the obvious.
• 8:57 BLBLBLBLBLBLBL

• 0:00 Can any of you Americans hear a gravebed rumbling? Because I heard one earlier.
• 0:08 [link]
• 1:01 Are you kidding? Donald Duck did not play a part in this video. Neither did Daisy.
• 1:44 Oh boy, this is going to be exciting.
• 1:49 He’s probably already met Alice somewhere in an OFFICIAL Disney crossover, so it’s still stupid.
• 1:54 Oh, he’s definitely seen those guys. They performed in the House!
• 1:59 Well, at least Pooh got that holiday after all.
• 2:03 Pooh’s Adventures of Transformers Rivals!
• 2:10 You have gotta be kidding me. Did you know that the movie actually had Piglet’s silhouette among the many cameos?
• 2:25 Thanks? They didn’t lend you the footage! You recorded it on a camera!
• 2:31 *facepalm*
• 2:36 *loads his shotgun* Oh, I very much enjoyed it.
• 2:49 It’s not over yet? *sticks the gun in his mouth*
• 2:55 Well, time to make up for all the times that I missed Tigger having a group discussion. *sets up a giant beer container*
• 3:01 Hello? You saw him in Genoa.
• 3:25 Oops. Spoiler alert.
• 4:13 At long last.

Well, that was *hic* Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage. I’m sure there’s going to *UUUUUUURP* be a much torturous experience for me, but I am sure glad almost two hours have come to a close. *vomits* I don’t even drink beer! LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, CHALLENGING MYSELF TO WATCH TWO HORRIBLE MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME! LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF THIS TWO HOUR DRINKING GAME! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPPY THAT I HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SEXUAL CHILDHOOD RAPES IN MY LIFE! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT BECAME AROUSED BY THIS FOR NO REASON! I HOPE YOU’RE *vomits again* I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, YOU LITTLE… Um… I’d rather not be that harsh, actually. Now to calm myself down, I’m going to shed off these pounds I earned from mass repetition. See me next time when I watch Pooh invading probably one of your submissions. Hopefully this experience won’t be as unhealthy…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 12. Thank GOD.

• 0:33 Really? Mickey and Minnie had a new reaction, yet Pooh and friends have to do the same thing all over again? Listen, if you’re going to Pooh and the gang react, then try this on for size.
• 1:01 How can it be so? The critters from the actual movie screamed and not anyone else!
• 1:13 Stop staring at my hugely distended stomach, Columbus. *takes a swig* You’d understand if you actually noticed where they are.
• 1:25 And still, Genie did even less than the rest of the gang.
• 2:05 Spoke to sooOh. He disappeared.
• 3:00 I noticed more of Rabbit in the *burp* desert than Tigger having a group discussion!
• 3:22 Of course, this video’s too over-the-top to make them stare and turn depressed. TonyWDA’s earlier videos had more dignity than this!
• 3:51 Finally, some sad reactions.
• 4:40 If I made this, I would rather have Mickey say “Well of course it had to happen! I’ve seen it enough times to know.”
• 4:56 Rabbit just turned into a carpet!
• 5:22 Uh, Chris may be dumb, Piglet, but he doesn’t need to be spoiled.
• 6:25 OoOoOoOoooohhhhh, why did I have to go for Rabbit?

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 11. A certain clip in this has been used so many times that when this is done, I’ll need to get some exercise.

1:17 This could be at least a relatively better experience if you turn the annotations off.

1:33 Oh my goodness! The screen just lost its colour!

1:35 *burp* Ohhhh, I’m pretty full from this “drink everytime you see Rabbit in the desert” game. But I have to keep going…

1:53 RABBIT: Hey, I’m not Mickey, I’m Rabbit! Rub those pieces of map on his face!

2:22 *hic* Stop it!

3:04 I think you mean, “Interesting…”

3:20 Gold? Looks like a giant pile of sOkay, now it’s gold. Or honey, as Pooh has to obviously call it.

3:26 Ugh, another rule of the game is *cough* eat at the same time whenever the clip of Rabbit in the desert goes un-muted.

3:54 Because the creator of this video is a weirdo.

4:04 …if I was watching the actual cartoon.

4:28 Too bad that video’s disappeared from the internet forever! Haha! Ha!

4:31 Ah, yes. A video that got more people suffering than part 2 of Pooh’s Adventure Of Scooby Doo And The Legend Of The Vampire.

4:34 *looks it up* Good riddance to bad rubbish! :D

4:44 Movie criticism: I believe this scene was animated by Phil Nibbelink - a great animator. Shame he has to do ridiculous crap like this!

7:26 Oh bother. Fun ruined.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 10. This time, we finally get some action.

• 0:16 Earlier ago: “I think your right.” Now: “and you’re new little friends.” Sigh.
• 0:43 Your bow had been ruined three or four times before, Minnie.
• 1:01 You guys were already small. You’ve joined in with Pico on a journey through plants and drains, for Pete’s sake! And I do mean Pete. ;)
• 1:17 Stop being so melodramatic and stick with “Oh no”!
• 1:26 Did disneyJSman just follow my advice on getting the camera close to the screen this late? F*annotation saying “Darn”* this.
• 1:44 For the seventh time (unless you count the dance scenes), Kanga, you don’t play a part in this video!
• 1:46 Wouldn’t it be more reasonable to just stare?
• 2:15 The next thing I’m expecting Mickey to say is, “Is he a descendant of Kaa?”
• 2:32 *starts slamming his head against the wall again*
• 2:45 This thing lasts almost two hours!
• 4:02 You mean there’s more than one Marilyn?
• 4:11 Everything’s worth a panic in these videos.
• 4:29 Sometimes, I just wish Rabbit was instead the Grand Duke. “Oh dear, I couldn’t spoil the surprise…”
• 4:55 Well, answer this question: What’s a Disney character like you doing in a film like this?
• 5:23 *rolls eyes*
• 5:27 What, did it take Mickey that long to recognise an island just from seeing it? Pico’s the idiot, not Mickey.
• 5:37 Looking from behind a fallen tree instance #8!
• 5:57 Shut up, Tigger, you’re not the audience.
• 6:16 Okay, now the obvious is getting way too obvious for its own obvious.
• 7:18 Who? Christopher, your mouth, the directors or disneyJSman?
• 7:31 Piglet sounds pretty sick.
• 7:58 Right on this here Tumblr.
• 8:19 Just because The Magic Voyage is ad-libbing hell, doesn’t mean you need to pretend every character is taking the orders of a separate cartoon! Gawd.
• 8:46 Woah. Mickey Mouse just put on a lot of weight.
• 8:55 Oh, God. A skull. Run for your fecking life.
• 9:01 Could you speak a little louder? The background noise is becoming a huge distraction.

Winnie the Pooh and th- I mean, Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 9. Did I forget to mention that this thing is one hour and fifty minutes long?

• 0:41 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!! Were you lazy enough not to find any clips from Boo to You Too, or Things That Go Piglet in the Night?
• 0:46 There’s just not enough care for poor Genie.
• 1:18 TIGGER: We’ll help you! By gasping out loud!
• 1:42 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!!! Instance #6!
• 2:20 TIGGER: I’ve got it! Let’s panic!
• 2:31 You know what? I gotta stop saying “REPETITION ALERT” so much. There’s just so much of it in this video that the exclamation marks could fill up the whole post.
• 3:24 Couldn’t you just be falling instead of gasping like there’s a Heffalump in front of you?
• 3:38 Is he alright? He’s a toon, you schmuck!
• 5:06 Are you kidding? Of all the clips you could take from “Things That Go Piglet in the Night”, you could only choose this? Well, he mainly just takes them from other Pooh’s Adventures videos because of sheer and utter laziness.
• 5:51 For real, this time.
• 6:04 If you searched for actual episodes, then you would have actually gotten something new!
• 6:13 Now I wonder why Genie doesn’t even get that much screen presence.