Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Sonic’s Adventures of Adam Sandler!

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Yes, even that.

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I think you know what my reaction to this is going to be. Other than believing it would make George Lucas blush.

Poor, poor kid…

Couldn’t you at least butcher the anime version?

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D'oh, now we’ll never be able to tell whose adventure it is.

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with added Sonic, Tails, Bonkers, Stitch and…

Really?

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Walt Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, guest starring the cast of The Lion King, Tarzan’s animal friends, Louis the alligator, the lemurs from Madagascar, and the Viva Piñata gang, apparently.

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The weasel from Ice Age 3 paired with a Total Drama girl. Okay…

It’s a story with cows, so why not add the ladyboys?

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YOU’RE

NOT

EVEN

TRYING

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The furries screw up history even more brutally.

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Alvin (Barney) is a chipmunk (dinosaur)

From our imagination,

And when he’s tall, he’s what we call

A chipmunk (dinosaur) sensation.

Alvin’s (Barney’s) friends are big and small;

They come from lots of places.

After school they meet to play

And sing with happy faces

Alvin (Barney) shows us lots of things

Like how to play pretend,

ABC’s, and 123’s,

And how to be a friend.

Alvin (Barney) comes to play with us

Whenever we may need him.

Alvin (Barney) can be your friend too,

If you just make-believe him!

So basically this is Barney & Friends, CGI Alvin edition.

Coming Soon! January - December 2018, 2019, and 2020

Well, by that time you’d probably have learned that what you’re doing is silly.

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Liar.

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The Idea Of Pooh’s Adventures Series, The Sega Unit Patrol Squad 1 Was Born To Save The World.

And just how are they going to do that?