Heck No Pooh's Adventures

How will this even be made? There’s so much stuff in the film that wouldn’t have any room for guests like these. It’s about people’s emotions, for crying out loud.

Then again, these kids have only made their Transformers videos a reality for a limited period of time.

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And how exactly are all these extra characters going to make it into Pandora without coming across as unusual or dangerous? With all those trains around, that’s way more destruction and pollution than the Na’vi can fight against.

In the climax of the film, Queen Chrysalis transforms into a huge fire-breathing dragon

These kids don’t even know what spoilers are.

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Guest starring the cast of Super 8!

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Planes, trains and ponies explore the world of a movie that actually explains how its machines can move around and reproduce.

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Because it’s a family film, there’s no Family Guy.

However, there are ponies with shotguns.

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Sometimes this adventure is credited to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle, and sometimes it’s the Family Guy dog. In fact, everyone’s the goddamn lead.

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SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, how can all these trains fly in space, no, the most important question is, how are they all surrounding us even in our homes? Shouldn’t they run on rails or something?

JIMMY: Why, that’s a very good question, Sheen! You see…

CARL: *singing*

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Remember the time I won 11 Academy Awards?

Hiatt Grey, control yourself.

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UNCENSORED

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Chapters in this epic saga include:

• The CMC’s Horror Pizza Night [Halloween special]
• The Terminator Equine
• Nyx’s Halloween Adventure [Halloween Special]
• New Brian Strikes Back
• Train Wars: A New Hope
• Train Wars: The Bad Guys Strike Back
• Train Wars: Return of the Jedi
  
• Equesodor Battleship War
• Past to the Future
• Past to the Future II: Trixie’s World
• Past to the Future III: The Old West
  
• One Train Band (short film)
• Rattlesnake Jake saves Christmas (holiday special)
• Angel Bunny’s Christmas Carol [Christmas special]
• The Western Logos and the Magic Railroad
• Thomas, Twilight, and Brian Griffin’s sing-along songs

Remember when me, Peter and our hundreds of talking train friends accidentally unleashed animals from a board game into the town, and people thought that was more concerning than our presence?

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Remember the other time I took on Return of the Jedi?

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