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Don’t you Idiots Know that I Didn’t Co-Direct the Headless Horseman of Hallloween with Yakko? I Just Gave Him Ideas for it and I Don’t Know what Waifu Means But whatever it is it Needs to Stop im Still Not Breaking up with Numbuh 5 and even if you Try to Get me to do it it’ll Take a Thousand Years.

PoohMod: I didn’t say you co-directed it (Well, I did at one point but that was a goof-up), I just know you contributed ideas to it. Also, “waifu” is Engrish for “wife” but is widely used when someone masturbates to a fictional female and treats her like she is real. Case in point: you and Numbuh 5, a relationship that seems to be pedophilia considering the ages of you and her. You want to spark new life into the world? Have sex with a real girl.

Hell, there is a guy who married a plush doll of Twilight Sparkle and faced thousands upon thousands of people seeing him as insane. I know you’re never going to break up with your waifu and you are going to call us people “idiots” when your grammar is abysmal and your obsession over a character from a show that ended five years ago is unhealthier than aspartame - just keep on defending your relationship with a 10-year-old, hand-drawn being and you’ll get the same treatment as Twilight’s husbando for as long as it takes for us to pick on you.

LeoFan takes on Reese. I usually find “like comment subscribe” begging irritating because it’s as if I’m pressured to have a certain opinion on something, but I suggest you succumb to that pressure by fixing the rating bar and speaking some more about this poor, lonely soul.

Why doesn't Reese just edit out the long boring parts in his video game adventures videos?

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Because neither he or Yakko have any clue how long their videos are, that’s all I know.

Few months ago, Reese Ambler and YakkoWarnerMovies101 are the ones who blocked my recent old YouTube account. Well, this is why I made a new and current account. Fuck them, they should have known.

Appearantly nose picker (Reese Ambler) was gonna do Pooh's Adventures Of Snakes On A Plane till he cancelled it. I would have loved to see Pooh get killed by the snakes.

Anonymous

Unfortunately though, Pooh wouldn’t get killed no matter what.

I Remember you said that you might do a Troll Time on Trainboy54, if you do, will you also make a Troll Time on Reese and YakkoWarnerMovies?

Anonymous

As a matter of fact, I’m considering a TGWTG rip-off which analyses Adventure crossovers.

Because Blue Jasmine is out in my country tomorrow, I turned on Media Hint to set Netflix to the American version and watched The Purple Rose of Cairo, a film by Woody Allen about a woman who sees a movie so many times that one of the minor characters literally steps out of the screen and falls in love with her. Of course, it’s all fantasy, unfortunately for Reese Ambler.

FUCK REESE FOR CLOSING YOUR WIKI! IT HAD ONE OF MY ARTICLES ON IT! STUPID REESE COCK FACE!

Anonymous

Now now, it’s best to deal with him the way he isn’t.

Reese loves Number 5, was because he was looking at too many cosplays of the character, was that the reason why he believes she is real?

Anonymous

He doesn’t go to any conventions.

Final part of Reese’s collection of virginity, with some pictures Yakko forced his friend Sean to draw. So, who’s the bigger dickhole in this war?

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Part 2 of Reese’s collection of genuine trollbait.

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Part 1 of a collection of most of Reese’s erotic fantasies of dating Numbuh 5, suggesting that he might have a thing for torture and bondage.

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Well, Reese won this battle. But we'll still fight against the Pooh's Adventures fandom! BTW Max, you still have that picture from the home page?

A Much Smarter Pooh’s Adventures Wiki: Reese Ambler

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