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Sep 2

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 3. Holy bad parenting. And that’s coming from me!

  • 0:37 You’re involving Winnie the Pooh in a movie with real guns. Speaking of which, where is he, anyway?
  • 0:52 The kids matter now?
  • 0:57 So… Gary Stus.
  • 1:07 ACTING!!!!!
  • 1:36 You’re not going to get a lawsuit for calling it a lightsaber, you know.
  • 1:55 I’m starting to get the feeling that they didn’t even film themselves for this video, but took footage from their own Vblogs.
  • 2:34 And they arrive this late because the self-inserts could actually do more than them.
  • 3:26 Ttark turned into a hippie bird. That’s actually natural of him.
  • 3:36 Not even The Expendables 2 had this much characters. That’s a good thing.
  • 3:57 They seriously included the Tiny Toons’ parody of Bart Simpson?
  • 4:08 I’m glad I’m not the only one who has issues with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man being able to fit inside any building.
  • 4:19 They returned as quick as a flash thanks to Windows Live Movie Maker!
  • 4:24 Subtitles over a video that was already subtitled. Good. Fecking. God.
  • 4:37 “Yes and the Last Time I Met Them They Helpp*cuts to Edd* Aargh.
  • 4:47 When it comes to spelling, how can you possibly stoop that low?!
  • 4:51 LEIA: And where is my lawyer?
  • 4:54 Damn you, BowserMovies.
  • 5:12 I would fall back onto the floor laughing my ass off, but then again, it’s not the first time it’s happened…
  • 5:33 Sadly, they’re mostly human.
  • 5:47 Didn’t Boba Fett die? Oh, right. Many of the other villains died. Speaking of which, wasn’t Boba Fett a villain?
Sep 2

Pooh’s adventures of Batman, uh, Foever, Part 2. If you self-insert yourself into Batman Forever, mix it with clips Winnie the Pooh and Nintendo and you’re this young, you’re only going to increase the chances of any cyberbullying geared towards you. At least draw yourself as a superhero and you’re good to go!

  • 0:07 And what are those two kids doing at this time?
  • 0:36 I mean, really. I had better grammar at the age of 6.
  • 0:40 *rolls eyes* Please stop.
  • 1:00 It’s a lightsaber. It’s alright to say so; you’re crossing yourself over with cartoons and Batman!
  • 1:06 Acting!
  • 1:27 Webcam.
  • 1:33 “Get Them!!! No!” Uh…
  • 1:45 If they added Star Wars characters outside The Clone Wars…
  • 2:57 Move on to making less stupid videos?
  • 4:17 Exclamation points.
  • 4:28 I’d like to think that this guy is just sitting in his room controlling Batman’s life.
  • 5:39 It’s especially strange when someone contradicts their grammar.
Sep 2

And now for part 1 of Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever. If the last one was boring, then this is sure to be treachery.

  • 0:46 Does that guy seriously think they call the company “Walt Disney Pictures Presents”?
  • 0:50 Tim did the production, Reese and Shadow did the prodution.
  • 1:32 We meet again, Impact.
  • 1:57 Now I have a better reason for showing Turdie F. Bastard in person in my upcoming parody video.
  • 2:22 Don’t steal Batman’s first line, you obnoxious self-insert!
  • 4:28 Ironic how he says “You got here just in time” at the same time he says “Sorry we’re late”.
  • 4:31 Gosh, Tommy Lee Jones is now One-Face!
  • 4:53 Ah, yes. Can’t have a Pooh’s Adventure without the ridiculously long introduction scene. Even with the villains.
  • 4:57 Wife? Made by Boswer? Oh, bother.
  • 5:24 Holy self-inserted weakling, Batman!
  • 6:29 And how are you going to do that? Are you going to film yourself punching the camera?
  • 6:59 Sword? I don’t see a sword in his hands. Only his editing mouse.
  • 7:06 Subliminal Scooby!
  • 7:34 Did Team Rocket adopt a Pikachu now?
  • 7:44 Um… Screamer?
Aug 2

COMING SOON: POOH’S ADVENTURES OF THE FUTURE IS WILD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m0kTB0UNpg&feature=plcp

This is yet to come out; there is no poster, but above is the trailer. This is not only coming from that person he’s Yakko Warner, but also TeenTitansFan201 and Reese1567 (the latter actually subscribed to me on YouTube!) Looking at the trailer, this will probably be the craziest Pooh’s Adventures film there is right now. What these three people are doing is even crazier for Pooh’s Adventures standards. First there redesigning some female characters to make them look “hot”. They're redesigning Francine, Muffy, Mary Melody, Mulan, and Lucy van Pelt that way. Second, they are making weird love inserts to characters. Like come on, Jenna from Clifford and Little Godzilla. Really strange. It will also be some sort of double feature as well, they’re pairing an episode of the title show with an episode of Bobby’s World. Some strange people they are.      

gloryofda-deactivated20120810:

Here is a poster for my newest upcoming movie, Pooh and Ronald McDonald’s adventures of The Game Plan. This film will guest star Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the loon, Fifi La Fume, The Simpsons, Milhouse Van Houten, Alex Whitney, Wally Kogan, Annoying Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple and Grandpa Lemon.P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Don’t you mean Pooh, Ronald McDonald, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, the Simpsons and the Annoying Orange’s Adventures of The Game Plan?

gloryofda-deactivated20120810:

Here is a poster for my newest upcoming movie, Pooh and Ronald McDonald’s adventures of The Game Plan. This film will guest star Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the loon, Fifi La Fume, The Simpsons, Milhouse Van Houten, Alex Whitney, Wally Kogan, Annoying Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple and Grandpa Lemon.

P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Don’t you mean Pooh, Ronald McDonald, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, the Simpsons and the Annoying Orange’s Adventures of The Game Plan?

I don’t suppose you’d be satisfied with a hug instead?

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Pooh’s Adventures is a trend of videos that are basically full-length movies with clips of cartoons for a younger/older generation spliced in to add “a better story”. These can either be Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot from The Land Before Time, Ronald McDonald, Ask Ketchum or any of the specific characters mentioned in the tags, and they share no involvement or fit in the story except for reaction shots and comments about the state of the world. And for some reason, people like these videos. They aren’t funny, they aren’t witty, they’re just created to make crossover fans ejaculate for an hour or two. Or three.

Any movie could be Pooh’d by these insane weirdos, even the bloody Star Wars saga. If you look at the Pooh’s Adventures Wikia, you’d see that THERE ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY VIDEOS EXISTING! Around 1209 of them are in development, and more than 151 have been deleted! They spent no effort whatsoever making videos that are nothing but more or less than 90 minutes of bastardisation, and they only have themselves to blame for their suspensions!

That’s why this blog was made (I’m not doing this for profit, anyway). I’ll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for crossovers, so if you are sick of this ongoing cult following, even though there’s no way to stop it from happening, then submit the manchildishness to this Tumblr right away!