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Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 13. Reese also made Pooh’s Adventures of Donkey Kong Country. Be thankful that’s just the TV show.

  • 0:30 This is Pooh’s Adventures. POOH’S Adventures.
  • 0:40 Actually, isn’t Buddy Bear standing right in front of you?
  • 1:01 Pooh stopped sitting on his fuzzy ass and actually defeated a villain. At last.
  • 1:14 We got to see a new reaction shot for Pooh Bear, and yet Tigger still remains the same. Thankfully, this part was made in July…
  • 2:16 Finally.
  • 3:51 With some emphasis on “Fimiliar”.
  • 4:23 Except the only action we’ll be able to see is Crash attacking Cortex, and a fan trying to hump the computer screen has hard as he can.
  • 4:37 The beginnings of exciting action scenes and we don’t even get to seem them.
  • 4:47 Really, Reese?
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 12. One comment asks, “When’s the Phantom Blot gonna show up?” That’s right, when is he going to show up?

  • 0:06 Crash ain’t stupid, you know, he’s just patient. Well, except when he did that random dance, that is.
  • 0:35 Is this kid even trying with the subtitles?
  • 1:34 Why doesn’t every enemy surprise them? Why don’t they get excited about two-legger that gets in the way?
  • 2:17 And why don’t any of those minions surprise them the first time? People like this, I tell you.
  • 2:47 Footage taken from an existing Pooh’s Adventure, and not even in terms of flashbacks. Not this again.
  • 2:59 Gasping montage.
  • 3:04 Another plot hole - they forgot to introduce Scooby-Dum.
  • 3:13 Okay, it’s official - this kid didn’t watch The Thief and the Cobbler at all.
  • 3:33 At last, a supporting villain actually does something, even if he’s trying to kill a cobbler!
  • 3:36 Wait, he lost just because he missed? People these days…
  • 3:48 I couldn’t even get so pissed off about the lack of colons until now.
  • 4:52 [link]
  • 5:05 How about you get them? God, the magicians in this video are so stupid…
Mar 2

Winie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 11. That’s not how villains work.

  • 0:33 How about you all get him?
  • 1:18 Shouldn’t they all be shot? Not every one of them could hide that easily.
  • 1:42 Translation: “Use the flashlight! I have magic breath and I’m too afraid to use it!”
  • 1:46 *drinks again*
  • 1:56 Well, the Duke actually got to use his breath for once.
  • 2:01 Horray for the annoying kitten!
  • 2:03 *drinks yet again* Forget it, every single one of these characters has only one general reaction shot.
  • 2:27 At last, new Bowser footage, even if it’s still captioned.
  • 2:34 So apparently, watching a fight ensue is making them tougher.
  • 2:39 This is just getting worse than Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage and How the Grinch Stole Christmas combined.
  • 2:48 Did this kid even watch The Thief and the Cobbler? Any version?
  • 3:10 
  • 3:26 
  • 3:35 
  • 4:05 Hard to see through the rain? Well, that explains everything.
Mar 2

Winnie the pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 10. “i Got Permission to do this”

  • 0:06 Finally, a comment that’s actually rather important.
  • 0:13 That’s not how believing actually works.
  • 0:42 The only thing worse than Cortex’s minions is this.
  • 0:53 You heard Mario earlier ago, Crash! Don’t forget the apples!
  • 1:21 Or are you?
  • 1:46 Didn’t one of them already hurt him?
  • 2:06 And wait until you see the platforms before you actually talk about them.
  • 2:29 Because Reese couldn’t find a better gameplay video.
  • 3:10 Judging from the caption above him, he seems rather happy about it.
  • 3:20 But those last subtitles were slightly more readable!
  • 3:51 A question that could’ve been asked in the past 20 levels.
  • 3:54 And Pooh isn’t listed in the “Idiots” category?
  • 4:11 Something that could’ve been said 10 seconds ago.
  • 4:37 A complete waste of a guest appearance.
  • 5:45 *drinks*
  • 5:56 The Grand Duke can breathe magic and turn into a tornado. Why the hell would he enforce himself to get defeated?

Proof that people like this:

  • “"Pooh: Probably a dump of honey. Everyone: POOH!!! Pooh: What?” lol We know Pooh bear, he always think of honey. Oh no! Pinstripe’s a madman! Watch out!“
  • "Nice job on part 10, Reese. And nice to referemce to Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween eventhough I haven’t even finished it yet. And when will you make part 11?”
  • “I like the refrence to Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween too. I think it’s one of the most popular films of the Pooh’s Adventures series.”
  • “*mass roleplaying*”
  • “did you deliberately not make crash jump so that it could be part of the story or was it an accident?”

Well, if you noticed the damn watermarks in the previous 9 parts then you’d pretty much get a hint.

Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 9. At last, no watermark. And decent sync, too.

  • 0:01 CORNEDDY GULL.
  • 0:03 No. How many times am I gonna keep seeing that?
  • 0:06 A bit of times?
  • 0:25 Hello? They’re burning pipes! Why wouldn’t he be aware?
  • 0:41 (see 1:44, part 4)
  • 0:53 Crash already ate everything available.
  • 1:30 [link]
  • 2:16 DesPEOPLE LIKE THIS!
  • 2:22 RABBIT: Stop dancing, Crash, or we’ll make this even longer for you!
  • 2:33 “oh d*cut off* (see 2:16)
  • 4:10 And now we finally see the helmet of a Ranger who isn’t Red.
  • 4:21 The editing is so bad that even spoken and subtitled lines have poor grammar.
  • 4:28 MAY FROM POKEMON: You called?
  • 5:30 Come on. How was that mask not worthy of any commentary?
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 8. Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure through Villains’ Revenge was more exciting than this! And that had overly long and quiet attempts at maze searching and  potion mixing!

  • 0:08 Those subtitles don’t help either. They’re overlapping both white and black. And the grammar is terrible!
  • 0:20 Looks like Yoshi’s had just about enough of this.
  • 0:41 Ever since the last part, these subtitles have become harder and harder to read. Did he actually think we could read them better? Just turn on 240p.
  • 1:14 Who do you think he is, Crash Tigger?
  • 1:18 Yet another Magic Voyage flashback…
  • 1:37 Seriously? Rasputin appearing this late? And subtitles the same colour as the background?
  • 1:41 Reese’s subtitling is the worst I’ve seen since the Eds traveled through the Powerpuff Girls Movie.
  • 2:07 “So what a*video cuts off* P.L.T.
  • 2:19 Just because he orders shadows to do his work doesn’t mean he’s a couch potato.
  • 2:44 Or "throwing”, just to up the suspense.
  • 3:21 Framelimit cameo.
  • 3:54 I’ve seen people confuse “they’re” for “there”, “their” or “thier”, but I never thought I’d see someone confuse it for “thery'r”.
  • 4:18 Lazy bastard couldn’t even die.
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 7. This part contains flashbacks. Ho boy.

  • 0:03 He’s waiting for the spears to disappear, you dunce.
  • 0:23 I can’t tell them to stop warning heroes about things they can clearly see, this is one of those videos.
  • 0:29 Eeyore’s never that excited. Sure he can smile, but he really is never that excited. And that is just a caption.
  • 0:43 You were squished.
  • 1:17 That’s probably the most fitting reaction shot in the entire adventure.
  • 1:40 This coming from a Mario brother.
  • 2:20 And make sure that break is a long break.
  • 2:31 [link]
  • 2:35 TIGGER: Would you believe us if I told you? Ah, of course you would, buddy! Just look at what we’ve been though for the past seven parts!
  • 2:49 And now, footage from the mind of another crossover madman.
  • 3:11 A Power Ranger just appared without his helmet off, and 86% of the audience didn’t care in any way.
  • 3:12 [link]
  • 3:15 Piglet sure has changed since.
  • 3:28 JEN: No! It’s all lies! Lies!
  • 4:22 Too bad, because the sequel’s not going to happen.
  • 4:35 Subtitles with poorly mixed colours. Haven’t seen them in a while.
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 6. Most of the comments on this video are someone’s own version of the story with far better English and vocabulary than any of the subtitles.

  • 0:00 It could get worse - this guy could actually be clueless enough to take footage from a Let’s Play where people talk over it (without subtitles).
  • 0:02 What was the point of that? What is the point of any of this?
  • 0:20 You fools are all going to get pushed off of the edge.
  • 0:40 Desperation…
  • 1:18 Until you showed up, that is.
  • 1:27 Weren’t the bats dangerous enough?
  • 1:32 Next thing you know, Crash could stomp on Yoshi.
  • 1:46 How can you say that when you’re going up a beanstalk?
  • 2:17 That that quick of you.
  • 2:26 At least Crash dying was cut out, otherwise this would be even more boring.
  • 2:39 Shouldn’t you be dead?
  • 3:04 Oh boy. They really are going to interrupt the bonus level.
  • 3:12 It may be out of sync, but the idiots who like these videos don’t give a crap.
  • 3:40 You had the chance to say that dozens of times before. And besides, they’re not apples!
  • 3:54 Well, looking at that jump cut, Brock spoke too soon.
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 5. The gang encounters the first boss. What the hell will they do to stop it? Well? What will they do?

  • 0:01 In fact, it’s actually mute.
  • 0:03 But where’s Fidget?
  • 0:09 Forced montage of incomplete “what"s!
  • 0:26 Red Ranger took all the credit, and the best you could do with the others is give one of them a background subtitle?
  • 0:33 Ratigan and Fidget could do nothing but advise Pau Pau to look out. Worst supporting villains ever.
  • 0:59 But what did he do besides watch?
  • 1:00 Uh, Ratigan and Fidget aren’t one.
  • 1:03 
  • 1:07 (see 1:43, part 3)
  • 1:10 Stop shooting a pile of snow and get involved.
  • 1:16 Those douchebags killed Basil! The great mouse detective!
  • 1:23 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:36 Eh, Ripper Roo being Meowth’s friend is more tolerable than being his cousin.
  • 1:52 Overblown reaction montage.
  • 1:57 If there’s one positive I had to say for this part, it’s that Reese didn’t forget this part.
  • 2:19 No, Tigger. What are you doing here?
  • 2:24 Hey, it’s Reese!
  • 2:39 Crash has jumped on enough bombs to know what you think he doesn’t.
  • 2:55 TRANSLATION: *knocks Ripper Roo unconscious*
  • 3:12 (see 0:33)
  • 3:51 Hasn’t Reese ever heard of a mentally insane person before? Oh wait, he already is one.
  • 4:05 Seriously?
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 4. Well, I might not have repeated “what’s the point”, but I do have to repeat “PEOPLE LIKE THIS”. Fuck you, Reese.

  • 0:12 Jeez, it sure must be a bummer for these characters to wait once at a time just to bounce on those boxes.
  • 0:20 Quick? There’s still more characters waiting their turn!
  • 0:36 If this happened in the actual game, Crash would be dead by now.
  • 0:52 We’re not seeing you do anything but talk, so I have dobut.
  • 1:32 Another case of getting excited as if Crash didn’t do it before.
  • 1:44 Shouldn’t they be concerned at all that Crash hurt himself and Aku Aku died?
  • 2:08 Reese, you can do better than that. Add in a screOn second thought, don’t. Just don’t.
  • 2:17 If there’s a lot of characters following Crash, wouldn’t they be squished at this point?
  • 2:31 And yet you didn’t use “Run, run, we gotta run”?
  • 2:51 I was expecting a sigh of relief but obviously the poor kid’s lazy.
  • 3:06 Unless everyone except the game characters get eaten by piranhas on the way.
  • 3:34 (see 1:32)
  • 4:22 What is this now, a disneyJSman video?

Comments:

  • “That rolling stone reminds of the boulder chase in Indiana Jones! Can you please add Indiana Jones Rolling Stone music to the level Boulder Dash and request some Goofy Hollers and some Wilhelm screams?”
  • “*mass roleplaying*”
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 3. “This film takes Place After Winnie the pooh and ronald mcdonald`s adventures of the Super Mario Bros (1993 Movie) wich Explains Pooh and friends met Mario Luigi and Yoshi Before and ash Ketchum meets the Thief and the Cobbler wich Explains Ash and his friends Faced Zig-Zag Before” Yes, these people like the Mario movie.

  • 0:00 How should he know what level it is?
  • 0:13 Good thing this clip actually got a caption this time.
  • 0:19 Good thing also I made a character fat in a “what” montage in my upcoming parody, because now it makes sense.
  • 0:36 AAGH!
  • 0:39 Old pal? You’ve been in like a thousand videos together and you claim not to have seen him in a while?
  • 0:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 0:47 It’s much better than Pooh’s Adventures.
  • 1:02 You should know if they’ve ever been involved in your starring roles. That’s what YouTube Poop is all about.
  • 1:06 “Well that there is pooh Piglet Tgger Rabbit Eeyore Ash Mis*cut off* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:21 Filler. Just plain filler.
  • 1:43 If Pooh’s only helping, should this be Super Mario Meets Crash Bandicoot?
  • 1:46 SPOILER ALERT: They all live.
  • 1:58 You dare silence the great Vincent Price? Twice?
  • 2:06 Evil laugh montage.
  • 2:21 ”[“
  • 2:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 2:58 Is that the only clip of Tigger you could find? Jesus, I’m getting another flashback to The Magic Voyage.
  • 3:05 It’s been a while since I last said "Desperation”.
  • 3:29 Well, at least they didn’t interrupt the bonus level.
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 2. *insert Wreck-It Ralph joke here*

  • 0:00 Good thing we’re actually on a hot location at this point, but it’s not a bloody desert.
  • 0:36 Something I’ve always wondered about this cliche - where’d the bath come from?
  • 0:44 Skipper’s a towel, apparently.
  • 0:53 Here, let me correct the grammar: “Ouch, that was some fall we had, Gay Luigi.”
  • 1:04 And plenty of other times before, to be precise.
  • 1:30 I’d like to imagine this is from a Power Ranger’s perspective. Still won’t keep that from being boring, though.
  • 1:34 Both Yakko and Reese are so clueless about length that even the subtitles appear for longer than they should be.
  • 1:41 What is the point?
  • 1:52 See how no one happens to be interested enough to interrupt?
  • 2:00 You could’ve said that when he first hit a crab.
  • 2:16 [link]
  • 2:25 So many villains here that they got in the way of Mario’s face.
  • 2:29 What, weren’t any of the other villains concerning enough?
  • 2:32 He was eating by crocodiles? So he won?
  • 2:37 There is so little punctuation you wouldn’t know whether he’s asking a question or just copying.
  • 3:02 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 3:24 Good thinking, Crash.
  • 3:33 Crash destroyed a bridge of crates while a bunch of Power Rangers and cartoon characters were behind him. How the hell were they able to get over?
Mar 2

What’s the point of watching full level gameplay not for walkthrough purposes but for some kind of movie? What is even the point of making subtitled cartoon characters interrupt gameplay footage that isn’t even yours? Case in point, Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey, Benny the Beast’s Adventures of Villains’ Revenge and even worse, Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario. As it turns out, the kid who created the latter has also turned the entire first Crash Bandicoot game into a Pooh’s Adventure, and the critics are raving like the ever-accepting dickdrinkers they are. This’ll probably consist of me saying “What’s the point” over and over again, but anyhow let’s play “Try Not to Get Brain Damage Watching Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 1”.

  • 0:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:01 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:35 Mickey’s House of Villains may have had a lot of villains from separate media in one film, but this is ridiculous.
  • 2:11 Dat watermark. Makes you wish the guy who made this was intelligent to record his own games by camera or DVR, doesn’t it? Of course, if he were intelligent this video wouldn’t exist.
  • 3:00 And this is exactly how fun the adventure’s going to be, folks.
  • 3:40 What’s Bowser doing in a PlayStation game?
  • 3:46 Wouldn’t King Koopa be a good enough alternative? Bowser has two captions at once.
  • 3:49 Unless poor continuity saves the day.
  • 4:16 So far, this sucks even as a YTP.
  • 4:20 You know how sucky a video can be just from the utterly banal “you’re” confusion.
  • 4:28 Prepare for an extreme lack of rhyming.

Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH

Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH is the fourth upcoming Dinosaur/Don Bluth film which is planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Aladar and his family (along with Fievel, Kermit, and their friends) went on a journey to meet Mrs. Brisby, who lost her husband and had kids. On this adventure in the Rose Bush, they meet Justin, who tells Mrs. Brisby about NIMH coming to the farm, and face to face with evil Jenner, whom Cat R. Waul and the Bowser family, the Psycho Rangers, and the Phantom Blot work for, to rescue Mrs. Brisby’s family.

Trivia

This may be a dinosaur who was raised by lemurs, but come on. A dinosaur in a film about mice!

Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse

Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at The House of Mouse It’s The 1st Winnie The Pooh / House of Mouse Special Crossover Movie by BowserMovies1989 and It Will Appear on Youtube In A Near future

Plot

snowstorm leaves everyone in the House of Mouse stranded and “bah-humbug” Donald doesn’t have any Christmas spirit. Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, SpongeBob SquarePants, Leonardo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, Scooby-Doo, Mickey and all the other guests get hot chocolate and cookies to make Donald feel hisChristmas spirit. The fun starts when Minnie gets the Christmas cartoons to watch. Their magical memories see to it that everyone has a holiday spirit, even Donald. At the end, everyone gets together and sings a musical number, “The Best Christmas of All”.

Among the Christmas cartoons included in this special are A New Version of Pooh’s Adventures of Mickey’s Christmas Carol and a Crossover comic version of The Nutcracker hosted by John Cleese, and starring Pooh Bear and His Friends, Mickey as the Nutcracker, Minnie Mouse as Maria, Donald Duck as the Mouse King, Introducing Bowser and His Villains, Ludwig von Drake as a Drosselmeyer-like character, and Goofy as the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Trivia

I added two quotation marks because we all know that these extensions are going to be nothing more than clips where Pooh isn’t even there.