Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 15. Remember how harsh I was on Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper?

• 0:08 That wasn’t so hard, was it?
• 0:23 Oh, fuck you.
• 0:46 They never give a damn, don’t they?
• 0:58 Just say “the villains” like Shaggy did!
• 1:11 What’s this? Logic? In a Pooh’s Adventure?
• 1:37 And they say Fred knows better.
• 1:47 Damn it, Pooh Bear!
• 4:22 Now that the magic of Benny the Beast has been sprinkled onto the editing, expect Sean’s even worse artwork of the Flintstones anytime soon.
• 4:30 Why did I think the last Scooby-Doo crossover battle was such a mess? This is pollution!

Proof that people like this:

• “I can’t wait to see the next part, something tells me that part 16 is gonna be One… Big… Battle… BRAWL!”
• “I Spotted a Reference from DisneyDaniel93’s Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians When Jafar Says You’re Not Going Anywhere, Pooh and Ash. Great Job with That.”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 14. The crowd hasn’t gone this wild over any previous part.

• 0:15 Just Pumbaa?
• 1:57 I just realised something - things like this would be a lot better if Yakko had Adobe Premiere and the skills to add videos layer upon layer. That way, this would be minutes shorter!
• 2:53 Oh, bother. I don’t remember thinking that through.
• 2:56 What are any of you doing here?
• 3:02 Oh goodness, this is where Benny’s art comes in, isn’t it?
• 3:10 Besides causing the Crane Manor even more chaos than planned because if they hadn’t arrived then Mystery Inc. wouldn’t have to deal with so much bad guys?
• 3:18 But how’d he end up in the 70’s?
• 3:33 Just remember - Benny was wise enough to notice the trollbait his videos became, despite decent ratings. The rest of the Pooh’s Adventures community, however…
• 3:52 Good try at getting the colours appropriate. Next time, change the font to Boink LET.
• 3:54 What happened to Ash? Did Cosmo and Wanda activate “non-wimp mode”?
• 4:09 “Espiscally” Why is Gaston so concerning? There’s a lion who killed someone’s father.
• 4:21 Which didn’t work the first time.
• 4:28 Weird. Baloo turned into a lion.

Proof that people like this:

• “For The Final Battle, Could You Put In Muscle Man From Regular Show?”
• “I thought you’d never get to this part, and I have to say,Buzz Lightyear was a REAL NICE touch, you’re just full of surprises! I got a good feeling the next part is gonna be BIG! I can HARDLY wait!”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 13. Just from looking at the thumbnail I’m already dreading this.

• 0:06 And we begin just how part 8 ended.
• 0:36 Is Yakko even aware that there are more clips of Tigger talking than just that? In the Tigger Movie, there’s a whole scene where he isn’t happy.
• 0:52 “The Headless Horseman and those other crooks” Now your script has been improved!
• 1:30 PFFFF HA HA HA HA HA
• 1:47 Speak for yourself, Ttark. There’s still four parts of this left before the credits.
• 2:19 It’s your presence.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 12. Do not watch this part. Seriously, don’t.

• 0:00 Iraq? Oh, bother…
• 0:16 The Animanics’ Saddam Hussein parody? Well, it’s at least better than including Achmed.
• 0:46 SpoilePEOPLE LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
• 1:56 Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
• 2:02 -oh.
• 3:21 If Yakko knew better, he’d write “And he finally found a head!”
• 3:45 At least we have a line like this to keep the video from lasting an extra hour.
• 3:49 Can you believe that Jafar and Maleficient gave birth to a Digimon?!
• 4:00 And thanks to the creator’s poor attention span, now I know who the Horseman really is! Fuck you, YakkoWarnerMovies101!

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 11. If the Horsemen needs a head, then so does anyone finding this exciting.

• 0:04 Just another moment where it’s clear these characters are now idiots.
• 1:04 Why didn’t Yakko do something like that before? Time must be saved.
• 2:15 [link]
• 3:32 Huh? Why this?
• 3:39 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 4:53 Wouldn’t it easier to say “the Headless Horseman and his acquaintances”?

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 10. I wonder how Jon’s doing without his pets?

• 0:00 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:04 What a terrible Nathan Lane impersonation
• 0:10 [link]
• 0:47 There should be only one character in this gang starting every sentence with “like”, thank you very much.
• 0:54 Shush! They’ll hear you!
• 1:38 They only add one caption to this clip because all Pooh’s Adventures creators are crummy writers.
• 2:15 It scared the animation out of the Flintstones!
• 3:13 What’s Pooh doing with in a Santa suit on Halloween? This video is a nightmare before Christmas.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 9. Well, the Wiki didn’t last long. Yay! Now I can keep myself much less busy! So as we wait for Wikia to sort out its dump server, let’s continue with this crap!

• 0:01 Yeah, the meerkat is apparently Garfield.
• 0:03 Tennessee? I thought he turned into a frog!
• 0:09 Yakko might as well sentence mix with a variety of voices!
• 0:33 For goodness sake…
• 0:49 Wouldn’t it be easier to ask “Can we also bring the rest?”
• 1:08 I know how you feel, Astro. I’m sick of this too.
• 1:33 Well, at least this is no Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.
• 1:52 For a few seconds.
• 2:21 So Mickey was one of them? He just gave an evil wink at the toons!
• 2:32 Finally, what we came for.
• 2:41 What’s with the creepy Tennessee?
• 2:44 Tigger screaming like a woman? That’s actually quite normal.
• 2:50 I read you, villains.
• 2:56 No one misspells “upstairs” like Gaston!/He already caught two of them.
• 3:44 Thanks for saving me the trouble, Charlie Brown.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 8. Only ten parts left.

• 0:07 Spoiler alert.
• 0:23 “Which way will they run? Which way will they hide?” Such terrible dialogue.
• 0:28 Another case of rolling a multi-sided dice and seeing who faces the top.
• 0:40 Turns out there already was a way.
• 0:48 Of course it had to be this song - I knew it was coming. Believe me, I added it into my own adventure.
• 1:08 At least in my parody I muted the name of the place they were originally taking over.
• 1:41 I also made sure the Kaa voice fit somebody well.
• 2:33 Oh, no you don’t.
• 2:40 Well, at least Yakko was aware of that Cosmo and Wanda can do such a thing as that.
• 2:55 Just as I predicted. And we’ve still got much longer than an hour left!
• 3:08 How about a hug?
• 3:10 [link]
• 3:17 You should know. You created this video.
• 3:24 A flashback? Does Yakko have any idea of how long his video is?
• 4:36 Oh, what a simpler time that was.
• 4:54 Gilbert Gottfried seems to do a more charismatic CG Garfield than Bill Murray.
• 5:03 It’s not just your fur that is coming off…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 7. The pain…

• 0:00 Coming from someone surrounded by a lot of heroes.
• 0:02 Way to state the bitter obvious.
• 0:07 They would stop if you would stop hijacking so many shows and movies that don’t need you.
• 0:14 Because it’s Halloween.
• 0:37 Ah, but they do. They always do.
• 0:47 Except he isn’t quite as smart as he used to.
• 1:01 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• 1:44 You do have a soul, don’t you, Yakko?
• 2:30 Enjoy your life as a frog, penguin!
• 3:18 “fabolous”
• 3:29 (see 3:20, part 5)
• 3:49 Oh, you’ve got to be fucking shitting me! Is Yakko even aware of how bad his timing is?
• 4:03 What was in those geysers, Sulfur Hexafluoride?
• 4:08 I’ll give Yakko credit - this time, Pumbaa’s there.
• 4:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:09 Still can’t find anything better for the dalmatians, huh? May I remind you that there was an episode where they listened to scary stories.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 6. When there’s no audible canned laughter, it’s for a reason.

• 0:17 Why is Timmy a retro cartoon?
• 0:25 I know, right? There’s anime characters in Scooby-Doo.
• 0:39 A gasping montage? Not a screaming montage?
• 0:43 Well, that was disappointing.
• 0:46 RABBIT: Look at Pooh, thinking he’s so smart…
• 1:11 “Blah blah blah we thought we can drop it and join the party.” Huh?
• 1:26 Why is he so surprised? The villains always bring friends.
• 2:09 That was Maleficient.
• 2:23 He’s also a monster. Two humans gave birth to a monster. Literally.
• 2:28 So many gasping, so much time.
• 2:40 Georgette seems to be taking this well.
• 2:51 Hades is the lord of the dead. He took Mr. Sykes, he’d know.
• 3:16 So much repetition and people call this fun.
• 3:49 See?
• 3:51 Correction: “You know all these guys?”
• 4:35 Why does Yakko find this line acceptable?
• 4:54 I’d rather you stopped at “Mickey Mouse”.
• 5:03 When was that? RatiganRules still hasn’t made any of his projects a reality yet.
• 5:29 That just goes to show you - no one causes screaming montages like Gaston!
• 5:42 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:49 Correction: “I thought you all died!”
• 5:58 The Evil Queen already mentioned Bowser. Why so alarmed now?
• 6:12 Just as much as the editing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 5. The CG Smurfs surprisingly did this a lot better.

• 0:11 Damn. Lucy’s really sick of this crap.
• 2:08 If it were, the Manor would catch fire.
• 2:10 Couldn’t they have crashed it earlier? It was a huge mess anyway.
• 2:14 Unfortunately, they will be. 
• 2:30 Neat costume, Daphne.
• 2:37 At least Benny the Beast explains how his characters got to a certain time. People like Yakko don’t know what the heck they’re doing.
• 3:20 A “what” montage? Not a gasping montage?
• 3:49 You met Ichabod Crane and now you’re reacting as if it never happened?
• 4:16 History is in great danger, you guys.
• 4:24 Better question - how did they get there?
• 4:33 He’s a headless ghost, of course he’s scarier.
• 4:47 “excatcly”
• 4:48 To escape him.
• 5:03 The original episode is around 24 minutes long.
• 7:13 Well, that proved nothing about how they managed to get to that time. Disappointing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 4. In the words of Charlie Brown, AAUGH!

• 0:16 Damn straight.
• 0:34 Why are they crying? Because the trees are being chopped down or because they’re having to sit through another musical mess?
• 0:42 And why is Ttark singing in a German accent?
• 0:45 This video ruined oxygen for me.
• 0:54 Charlie Brown = GPOY.
• 1:34 Great, now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks.
• 2:07 Cheer up, Charlie Brown. It’s better to have a pumpkin face written on the back of your head than it is to watch crap like this.
• 2:16 TWO HOURS.
• 4:47 Or better yet, continue with the adventure.
• 4:58 Watch out for thugs.
• 5:36 Fun…
• 6:35 *pauses and stares* Keep it to yourself, Max, keep it to yourself…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 3. Two hours and seven minutes, this damn thing is.

• 0:02 You’re getting ready for a Halloween party. Stop dancing and get prancing!
• 0:05 This would’ve been a lot better if it was just Georgette. As a matter of fact, it would be a lot better if it was just Georgette I was watching instead of all these stupid cartoon shenanigans!
• 1:34 Kanga and Roo, finally in a Pooh’s Adventure! And they’re…
• 1:37 …puppets.
• 1:53 And you should be, having wasted so many minutes singing.
• 3:11 For Pete’s sake, internet. Rock-a-Doodle isn’t Disney.
• 3:21 That anime character is Jafar’s son. That anime character is Jafar’s son…
• 3:52 PEOPLE
• 3:54 LIKE
• 3:56 THIS
• 4:02 [link]
• 4:22 Since when did she invite them?
• 4:35 Finally, an actual cousin in a series that related a plush doll to a real bear.
• 4:53 Except for me.
• 5:03 [link]
• 5:12 FOR FUCK’S SAKE YAKKO
• 5:19 [link]

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 2. This is the slowest paced film with a horror theme since Night of Horror.

• 0:08 You should know - you’re Baloo from TaleSpin.
• 0:16 This is intended to be Baloo as he appeared in The Jungle Book. He wouldn’t know what “legal” means!
• 0:59 And speaking of hearing everything…
• 1:03 And here’s Dot Warner in her Leia costume she brings with her on every adventure.
• 1:23 Where’s his costume? Where’s Ash’s costume?!
• 1:36 What the creator should be thinking.
• 1:40 Oh, for Pete’s sake. Them too?
• 1:48 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
• 3:25 You should’ve asked that to the puppies, you dunce.
• 3:31 Which looks more like the lovechild of a beaver and a cheetah.
• 3:40 Me too, Lucy. Me too.
• 3:44 Dude, Fred Flintstone just called his wife “Barney”.
• 3:55 Not any of them!
• 4:09 TTARK: Except for you, Fred. What did you mean to dress up as, a caveman?
• 4:19 “Long time no see is pushing it a little bit, don’t you think? After all, you did last have an adventure in a LEGO game.
• 4:29 Kanga and Roo? It’s about bloody time.
• 4:40 COSMO: Windows Mooooooovie Maker!
• 5:03 OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FRICK FRACK FUDGE POOP SHIT DICKS DICKS DICKS
• 5:44 No, don’t! You’ll be late for the party!
• 5:58 And that’s coming from someone without a voice.