Heck No Pooh's Adventures

It’s only a month and a week before Halloween, and yet Yakko the Wacko posted a Halloween special in early July. This video takes a crapload of cartoon characters onto a journey through Scooby-Doo yet again (shame he won’t re-upload it, it’s actually a lot less insane since I watched Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days), extending an half-an-hour-long episode to two hours and seven minutes, and while it may not be quite as wild as the next crossover to involve Pooh Bear, Ash Ketchum and Scooby-Doo, it’s big enough of a crossover and a chore for me to take on. I’ve been pressured to do this for quite a while, so let’s see if we can wash away the nightmare that is Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 1.

• 0:00 The editing is so bad that Yakko lost his best copy of the Disney logo.
• 1:01 These studio logos are based on the characters in the title. So what has Pokémon got to do with Nickelodeon?
• 1:16 This dog has his own cartoon short. Wouldn’t be surprised if Yakko found that.
• 2:17 Did Ash just capture Rocko with his Pokéball?
• 3:08 Oh, goody. Benny’s artwork.
• 3:34 It’s been years since I last saw this.
• 4:57 Of course it had to open like Boo to You. Still a better way to open a Pooh’s Adventure than another desert.
• 6:26 Guess Timon had no idea what to wear, so he shared the costume with Gopher.
• 6:38 Dude, Timon and Gopher made a costume that looks like you and you’re going to praise Ash’s costume instead?
• 6:44 Peanuts? Good grief.
• 7:09 Well, now we know why those logos appeared at the beginning, but…
• 7:13 What
• 7:16 WHAAAAAT
• 7:20 Oh, come on!
• 7:30 Considering the toons they randomly add onto their team, I thought they already would have.
• 7:32 Benny is the best artist the Pooh’s Adventures community has to offer - if only he realised how bad his concepts are. And that’s coming from guy who the guy with an interest in fatties!
• 7:42 Well, it’s too bad he isn’t there to see it, isn’t it?
• 7:50 The only source of Garfield footage Yakko’s ever used.
• 8:08 Because that’s what he dressed up as.
• 8:26 Didn’t you see that? It was a donkey costume! Dedicated to you!
• 8:29 Oh, goodness. Here comes the “cousin” bit…
• 8:47 The whole Gumtree walrus thing Kevin Smith is making into a horror movie was just a prank. Oh, how I wish this thing was too.
• 8:59 With a party like this, I can see why.
• 9:09 Oh, but you will. Of course you will.
• 9:11 In Pooh’s Adventures, nobody’s late.
• 9:19 BROCK: We still need 1027 more friends and this party will be a blast!
• 9:26 Especially Baloo, because…
• 9:34 …here he is! The flesh-and-blood cousin of a talking blend of fabric and cotton wool!
• 9:46 Well, of bloody course it is. Who’d you assume it was, Pedobear?

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

The ten minute trailer for an “epic” 3 maker Pooh’s Adventures movie based off an episode of Scooby Doo. 

Even Benny’s gang have their limits. Yes, Johnny. He is mad.

(Source: yakkowarnermovies101.deviantart.com)

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 12. According to what I’ve heard from his voice, the guy who created this video is in his teens. Thank goodness. Now it’s safer for me to make fun of this video.

• 0:07 Aaaaaaand we have a reviewaboo. First up, Bobblehead and Actually Quite a Fun Woman.
• 0:11 I dunno either, a crossover review of a Pooh’s Adventures video?
• 0:14 Film Brain = Reese. Lupa = me.
• 0:18 Doug Phunny. Of course!
• 0:24 WATCH ALL THEIR DAMN VIDEOS YOU INACCURATE REVIEWABOO BASTARD.
• 0:27 This is a Pooh’s Adventures video. You have many reasons to be here.
• 0:30 So… they’re evil now? I’m rooting on them like I did when I found Doug, well, funny.
• 0:36 [link]
• 0:44 Excuse me, Reese, but did you know that the Nostalgia Critic happened to do a very popular review of Batman and Robin? And a Rifftrax on Batman Forever?
• 0:54 NC: Enough to fill our internet revenue!
• 1:06 And I thought the anniversary videos were bad. *audience boos*
• 1:35 My toy, this heat is what all true photographs strive for.
• 1:47 To his bureau. ;)
• 1:58 Keep in mind that it was YakkoWarnerMovies that requested the angry reviewers to get into this video. Tut tut tut.
• 2:11 Your heroes!
• 2:32 Uh, end this video?
• 2:40 That’s what I hate about “your” confusion - they imply that it has two meanings.
• 2:48 Bad capitalisation, grammar and spelling all in one word!
• 2:58 Once again - PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Stand there and let Pooh continue on with the adventure that’s supposed to be his.
• 3:22 Heh heh heh, it’s funny because of what “IG” stands for.
• 3:29 I second that!
• 3:39 Fifi’s kissing a male skunk and a coyote. How are people even fooled by this?
• 3:55 It took me a second to read that. Why does the clip take five seconds to say it?
• 4:11 Couldn’t you even bother to find a reaction shot where the Nerd is actually shocked?

This part had no Pooh, and no Batman. Unbe-frickin’-lievable.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 11. They’re back, and their English isn’t any better.

• 0:13 “His new girlfriend? Aw, how cu- Wait. Is that a skunk he’s making out with? Oh Jesus…”
• 0:17 More proof that they’re just subtitling their own Vblogs.
• 0:19 “Girldriend” Come on, typos that large would stick out like a sore thumb to me!
• 0:25 End of rubbish, back to mediocrity.
• 1:43 No love for Daffy. :(
• 1:55 At least they actually included one of Pooh’s catchphrases in this video. From what I can remember, none of the others I saw happened to do that.
• 2:24 See that Cartoon Network logo next to you? Because if you happened to pay attention to another cartoon in your universe, then you’d know.
• 3:46 And what were they doing the whole time? Fighting?
• 3:58 No, just doing that.
• 4:29 Like the treatment you’ve been getting for the past five years.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 10. We finally get here. Not that it’s the end or anything. Groan.

• 0:16 Forced subtitling!
• 0:17 *sigh* Cue the panic montage…
• 0:44 You seem to be taking it rather well.
• 0:58 Even better with him.
• 1:19 So… Divorce?
• 1:27 Did he say the same thing twice only 
• 1:38 And now for the “WHAT” montage.
• 1:45 Embarrassing grammar and badly coloured subtitles, how I missed you.
• 1:55 You know something I just notice? There are more 3D bad guys than there are 3D goods.
• 2:14 I think the Arkham Asylum needs to lock up someone new…
• 3:06 Of course he does. He sold Pokémon toys a few months ago.
• 3:17 Can we just let Two-Face carry on with his business already?
• 3:21 He read my commentary?! *gasp*