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DragonStorm545 uploaded this on April 27, 2012 and this makes me wonder, is this even going to get made?
I’m quite surprised that besides a picture of Pitch appearing on the Pooh’s Adventures Wiki and this appearing on the Sonic’s Adventure Wiki, the Pooh’s Adventures community has taken no notice of Rise of the Guardians, The Croods or any future DreamWorks movie yet.
Back to the Sonic Storm Wikia and we have the fan-made form of Wanderer, the alien soul implanted into the body of Melanie in The Host, Wanda the Hedgehog (voiced by Mila Kunis).
(Source: sonicmovie.wikia.com)
Psyga Watches Winnie The Pooh Meets Sonic The Hedgehog
{sigh} Sonic. I remember when you were cool. When you ran at the speed of light. When you rocked out on your guitar. When you fought the robots together with your brother and sister… Wait. FUCK! My memories of Sonic were just as bad back then as they were now! But seriously, I doubt I’m a huge fan in Sonic. The fan base has a lot of bad reputation from rabid fans who think voice acting is better than game play to tons of Deviantart entries where a Sonic with orange shoes can be considered “original” on the basis that Shadow was a black Sonic despite having tons of differences beyond that.
Point is, I think I hate Sonic. If not for the piss poor handling of some of the games (even when they made a good Sonic game, expect them to fall flat in the side games) then it’d be because of the rabid fan boys and their cyclic hatred of Sonic. And if the fan boys feel generous to Sonic or Sega finally puts out a good game, then I can just point to an issue of Sonichu or an episode of Bloodshot the Hedgehog, or if I have to point out official Sonic fan fiction, Sonic X.
Though then again, I’m stuck in the past two years as that stuff hasn’t seem to pop up every now and then. It’s either because the fans have quieted down and realized that bitching at the eye colors doesn’t make the game play any better, or, and I won’t be surprised if this is the case, no one is pulling off infamous acts to add fuel to this fire.
But, my rant on Sonic as a whole will have to wait, because right now, we’re going back to before Sonic made the jump to 3D. To the days where the only time Sonic had a dark story was when he was a cartoon or drawn by Archie Comics. Today, we’re looking at the Sonic movie, in which they actually manage to be more batshit insane than the AOSTH version. And that’s saying a lot for the show that has Robotnik say penis.
Much like how Snively was at the end of the SATAM series, Sonic isn’t alone. Instead of Mecha Sonic, Knuckles, or Ixis Naugas, he is accompanied by Pooh Bear. This can only end well people. The only good news I bring is that it’s written by BowserMovies1989, whose Adventures are actually my first, and I know the roster pretty well. At least it’s not going to be a handful. Well, it will be, but not like Nemo and the Wolf. We did five paragraphs bitching about Sonic, so let’s dive right in!
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at The House of Mouse It’s The 1st Winnie The Pooh / House of Mouse Special Crossover Movie by BowserMovies1989 and It Will Appear on Youtube In A Near future
Plot
A snowstorm leaves everyone in the House of Mouse stranded and “bah-humbug” Donald doesn’t have any Christmas spirit. Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, SpongeBob SquarePants, Leonardo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, Scooby-Doo, Mickey and all the other guests get hot chocolate and cookies to make Donald feel hisChristmas spirit. The fun starts when Minnie gets the Christmas cartoons to watch. Their magical memories see to it that everyone has a holiday spirit, even Donald. At the end, everyone gets together and sings a musical number, “The Best Christmas of All”.
Among the Christmas cartoons included in this special are A New Version of Pooh’s Adventures of Mickey’s Christmas Carol and a Crossover comic version of The Nutcracker hosted by John Cleese, and starring Pooh Bear and His Friends, Mickey as the Nutcracker, Minnie Mouse as Maria, Donald Duck as the Mouse King, Introducing Bowser and His Villains, Ludwig von Drake as a Drosselmeyer-like character, and Goofy as the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Trivia
- Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo), Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Samurai Jack, The Bowser Family, Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic, UtromShredder, the Psycho Rangers, the Phantom Blot, Joker, Harley Quinn, Dr. Facilier, The Grand Duke of Owls,Lord Rothbart, and Sheldon J. Plankton will guest star in this film.
- Even though Pooh and friends have a minor appearance in the real film, this crossover version of the movie “extends” their roles.
I added two quotation marks because we all know that these extensions are going to be nothing more than clips where Pooh isn’t even there.
What the fuck do they have in common? What do all three of these people have in common that would make Shadow be reminded of Maria?
Here’s some of the custom characters from the biggest, dumbest heap of faggotry in the entire Sonic fandom, and possibly the Pooh’s Adventures fandom, the Sonic’s Adventure Wikia!
- “Ahiru is Daffy Duck and Tenshia’s daughter. Ahiru makes her first appearance in "Daffy’s Daughter?”, a future Sonic Storm Story.“ D… Daffy’s daughter? An anime ninja girl? Daffy’s daughter?!
- ”Holly is a young woman from Daffy’s past. She and Dafy are close friends. She only appears in the story “Daffy’s Old Friend”, but is referenced in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs go to Heaven and Sonic’s Adventures of The Princess and The Frog. Her personality is alosmt similars to Daffy’s expect she a bit smarter than him. But the only they both have in common is that they are horrible managing money and this caused her child to be hostage by Carface since she has a debt as well"
- “Tenshia is a OC character made by ortsDracoknight. Her first appearance was in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs Go To Heaven. Its unknown for her if you’ll in the future. She is very sweet and kind-hearted. Tenshia takes her job seriously being the head angel of Toon-Heaven. She appears to have crush for Daffy. She works side by side with Anabelle.” Why did you include Daffy in Sonic’s team again?!
- “Karen is the daughter of Sora and Kairi from the year 2030. She is 14 yrs old, her film debut in the Sonic/Phantom Beast film. Her body desgin is similair to female trainer in Pokemon Black and White]” Nice try, but we can already tell that it’s Hilda with a blue cap.
- Candice the Hedgehog - “Candice is Nancy’s daughter from the future. Her father could be Sonic or Jordan. She was named after Candice Hooper from Sonic’s Final Destination 5. She is voiced by Peyton List. Candice is both German and Russian” Vomit.
- Samantha the Hedgehog - “Samantha is Sonus’ wife and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s mother. She got killed by the dark knights. She is voiced by Amy Adams” She was a queen, apparently.
- “Sophie is Sora’s 17 year old sister. She is voiced by Emily Browning" A Pokemon trainer is Sora’s cousin. Riiiight…
- Dana Solo - "Dana is a strange and weird human girl living in Mobius. She is voiced by Annick Obonsawin.” “Strange and weird” aren’t only understatements, they’re the same thing!
- Darienne the Hedgehog - "Darrienne is Sonus’ brother and Sonic, Lou, Sonia, Manic and Julie’s uncle. Sonic and Julie don’t know that Darrienne is their uncle. He is the leader of the Black Widows and wants to kill Sonic and Julie and their friends. He is voiced by Sean Bean"
- Sonus the Hedgehog - “Sonus The Hedgehog is a Keyblade Master like Aqua. Sonus is Darrienne’s brother, Samantha’s husband and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s true father. Sonus appears in Sonic’s Mind in Sonic Generations when Sonic and Naruto reach Danger levels with their inner-beast”
- Maggie the Hedgehog - “Maggie came to Eradicus to kill Sonic and be the new Sonic. Maggie tires to kill him, but he runs too fast. She is voiced by Ashley Tisdale” What the hell kind of deadly characteristics are those?!
- Lizzy the Hedgehog - “Lizzy is a robot created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik and is the cousin of Shadow the Hedgehog. She is voiced by Neve Campbell”
- King Erican the Hedgehog - a.k.a. Sonic dressed up in uncomfortable clothing.
- “Miley is Sora’s 15yr old cousin. When she meets Conker in "Sonic’s Adventures of Dumbo”, She said that he is very cute looking"
- Thomas the Hedgehog - “Thomas was an orphan and he was raised by Eradicus and made him his servent. Eradicus told Thomas to find Sonic and kill him. Sonic fights Thomas. Thomas surrenders and decided to changed. He told Eradicus that he won’t be working for him anymore and joins Sonic and the others. He has a crush on June the Cat. He is voiced by Julian Rebolledo. Thomas is allergic to asparagus” Sorry, but Scourge already exists.
- Kitty the Hedgehog - “Kitty is a crazy, silly, and funny girl who has a major crush on Shadow the Hedgehog. She always tackle him when she sees him. She is voiced by Erin Sanders” I love how on this page they actually admit to recolouring Amy.
- Demon the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Justin Timberlake”
- Sammy Nooken - “He is voiced by Rachel Wilson.” What terrible parents.
- Teresa the Hedgehog - “Teresa is Dick’s best friend and love interest who is pregnant. At the end of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, she gave birth to her baby and she and Dick became a happy couple. She is voiced by Dianna Agron” Let’s be honest, it’s a better attempt at a belly than Artrookie–yup.
- Matilda the Hedgehog - “Matilda is a evil witch who hates Julie and trys to kill her and her friends.”
- Dick the Hedgehog - “Dick is the 2nd bodyguard of the Empress. After Lady Emily was kidnapped and the Empress gets killed, he h as turned all goth and emo. But at the ending of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, he went back to his old happy self.” ‘Dick’ is right.
- Flora the Fairy - “She is voiced by Amy Winfrey” Not even the Zelda fairies are safe!
- Jordan the Hedgehog - “Jordan was born in one of Tail’s machines when Molly was turned into a hedgehog. He fell in love with Nancy, but Nancy doesn’t love Jordan. Jordan kisses Nancy making Sonic heartbroken. He is voiced by Chace Crawford.”
- Taylor the Hedgehog - "Taylor is another dear old friend of Thomas the Hedgehog. She is goth, but she turned evil and attacks Thomas and Kendall. She formerly worked for Malefincent and is now working for Darrienne and the Black Widow. Taylor is voiced by Ellen Page.“
- Rocky the Rat - "Rocky is the stupid rat of the Rat Family and the member of Team Finders. He is voiced by Jack Black.”
- Nancy the Hedgehog - “Nancy has special feelings for Sonic ever since they met, but she nevers admits it. Sonic has already know Nancy loves him, he also nevers admits it. She is voiced by Emma Roberts.” Look at the page. There’s DeviantART theft everywhere!
- Kendall the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Channing Tatum”
- “Aria is a young woman who Sonic and the others befriends. She is voiced by Jennifer Lopez” Young woman? Jennifer Lopez? She’s a frickin’ little girl! Unless she has the Baby Herman syndrome, that is.
- Jur the Hedgehog - “She is voiced by Grey DeLisle.”
- Lou the Hedgehog - “Lou and Sonic were born as twins by Samantha. Then a war came and Samantha separate the twins, Sonic in Mobius and Lou in a farm. Then Lou grew up as a fine farmer and then she met Sonic and they are reunited.” Being one’s twin is not an excuse for us to appreciate a recolour.
(Source: coolcpendlol.deviantart.com)
I would say that not even the Avengers are safe, but I did feature the beginning of Danny Phantom’s Adventures of Iron Man.
God damnit, another fucking Titanic piss-take
Charlie Brown and Snoopy Board Titanic is a crossover film to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the near future.
Plot
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Bob, Larry, Kermit, Mario, Sonic and the rest board Titanic with Jack and Rose until they notice that it is going to hit an iceberg. Then the ship tips and breaks int half. What will they do now?
Trivia
- Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Junior Asparagus, Laura Carrot, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, the Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup), Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Kovu, Kiara, Terk, Tantor, the Rugrats Gang, Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson, Spencer Shay, Gibby, the Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Waldorf and Statler, Sam the Eagle, the Electric Mayhem and Walter), Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Launchpad McQuack, Chip and Dale, Lilo, Stitch, Pleakey, Jumba, Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, Cheese the Chao, Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, Team Chaotix (Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy the Bee), Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Spyro the Dragon, Sparx the Dragonfly, Banjo and Kazooie, Barney the Dinosaur, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, The Griffins (Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian, and Stewie), Harry Potter, Hermoine Granger, Ron Weasley, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, the Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice,Mort, Marlene, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, the Vultures, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Geppetto, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Hamm, Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Bullseye, the Incredibles (Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Jack-Jack, and Frozone), Cinderella, Snow White, Belle, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, Chip the Cup, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Pocahontas, Meeko, Flit, Princess Aurora,Princess Tiana, Louis, Rapunzel, Flynn Rider, Pascal, Maximus, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Fawn, Rosetta, Silvermist, Iridessa, Alice, Hercules, Phlioctetes, Pegasus, Phineas and Ferb, Candace Flynn, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Stacy Hirano, Buford, Baljeet, and Perry the Platypus will guest star in this film.
I wonder if the people that do these Titanic videos have any form of respect for the animated Titanic movies?
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About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).