Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Last week arrived a game called Disney Infinity, the second time you will ever get to play a toy Jack Sparrow who dismembers when he dies. The game’s a lot of fun, but if you have a PS3 upstairs then good luck getting it all to work. And so, as I wait for my chance to send it back so that Sulley can actually work, I think I should wake up and get back to riffing. Yakko’s postponed his LEGO Star Wars crossover because of copyright laws spoiling the whole “double feature” gig. Whatever, it dragged on for so long it might as well have been longer than War and Peace. In response, Reese has struck back by making another Pooh’s Adventure out of a LEGO game. So let’s look at Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 1, shall we?

• 0:01 A gameplay watermark. Our first sign of a true shipwreck.
• 0:37 Wouldn’t it hurt to use the DisneyToon Studios logo? Because barely any of the Pooh footage these people use comes from the original Disney animation studio anyway except when they use the old and recent movies.
• 0:52 Three Disney logos in a row. Wouldn’t the first one be enough?
• 1:42 This logo looks like it was compiled together by a bull’s dick spurting diarrhea over a slobbering, vomiting donkey’s asshole!
• 1:53 All these years, and they still can’t do anything to cover up the fact that it’s taken from a Halloween video.
• 2:05 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 2:06 It’s the reason I couldn’t riff any more of the last Lego video!
• 2:15 It’s going to get worse, folks - Yakko’s planning Pooh’s Adventures of Foodfight.
• 2:18 Why are the vultures so common with these guys anyway?
• 2:21 A lesson on how not to make a crossover.
• 2:29 Really, you had all that footage and all you could use was this?
• 2:46 A little teaser of how fun this adventure’s going to be.
• 2:57 Why use the same episode of The Simpsons? Is it so hard to find a couch gag on YouTube?
• 3:04 Worst attempt at extending a song ever.
• 3:10 The only Godzilla footage that actually suits these videos!
• 3:11 We’ll never forget the day he married a little human girl.
• 3:14 In what way is the entire TGWTG cast evil again?
• 3:25 The problem with adding Bugs and Daffy is that we won’t see them in the same shot as a Disney character.
• 3:32 Why must you cast a parody of Bart Simpson and then add the real Bart Simpson in the same crossover?

Universal suspended Yakko, but now he’s back. Here’s a video of his mother’s poor, suffering friend screaming for future Pooh’s Adventures.

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“Pooh’s Adventures of Phil of the Future intro” by Reese Ambler

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This was supposed to be an original post for my bud, Max’s Tumblr of the ridiculous ‘Adventures of’ fad. Due to technical difficulties in submitting the post in which neither of us can explain or figure how, I’m posting this on my casual Tumbles for the world to see. It’s a looong post about videos by people who need more social help in their lives, so get snacks.

Hey, kids! You wanna read my delightful wisecracks about dweebs one year older than I am? Well I’m sorry for making you do so, but at least we’re dealing with an ‘adventure’ today rather than another reaction to something trivial. I’ve volunteered myself again to take a swan dive into a world where dignity is set back five thousand years. I’m taking another look at another wacky adventure into Jon’s self-insertion into a Disney cartoon.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 63: Hide and Seek

The first thing you’ll notice if you have seen any of Jon’s recent adventures on your own is the unnecessary splitting into multiple parts that range from two to four minutes. If anyone who does their own Pooh’s Adventures and does what Jon’s doing in terms of editing, the ten minute limit on videos was broken years ago. Just a late update for you guys.

PART ONE (shown above)

0:05 - I guess the ratio is going to change once we enter the land of a Disney executive’s vision of Oz.
0:12 - “You kids, and that blue train with a landscape backdrop, have fun!“
0:13 - Some part of me inside winces whenever Jon speaks. Not the subject matter and his tones mind you, I’m guilty of those two on a daily basis. It’s his constant struggle to say something in front of a camera or to a microphone. I can’t help but feel bad for him, and others like him, at times even though I do joke on their videos.
0:30 - Baljeet lives in a living nightmare. His father abandoned his mother just when he was being born, he is emotionally abused by his peers and teachers, and constantly goes to therapy where Mr. Stampy keeps feeling up his legs.
0:36 - Good suggestion, Fix It Felix!
0:42 - Irving: “And I know you too! You’re the disembodiment of a manchild’s strange imagination!”
0:49 - “About as long as I have on these same rails?“
0:52 - Trainboy trying to do an Indian accent, everybody.
0:58 - I dunno, Buford. You can fit in the washing machine just fine I think.
1:14 - My engine’s starting to go out! I’m having “heart failure” here!
1:16 - He’s busy being a reason why the show is still going.
1:58 - Holy cannoli! You’re small enough to be penguin chow!

Hold onto your asses, things get real wacky under the cut.

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Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 7. Hopefully Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Lego movie will be better than this Lego movie. Oh, what am I saying, of course it will!

• 0:50 They never, ever bother to shorten it. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:37 Weren’t Rabbit and Eeyore just standing there?
• 1:58 (see 0:50)
• 2:25 Really, wouldn’t it hurt to cut any moment out where they’re doing nothing? Or at least get a walkthrough that resembles a speedrun? This double feature’s already gone past 80 minutes.
• 3:52 Yet there’s going to be no sign of any of these droids being electrocuted or burned because THESE GUEST STARS NEVER DO ANYTHING.
  
• 4:18 [link]
• 6:00 Come on, these new characters haven’t even had much presence!

Yakko forced his mother’s friend to become a Pooh’s Adventures star. The poor, poor guy.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 6. Nose-picker Egomaniac and Not Yakko finally continued this, so let’s get back to business.

• 0:17 Just because Leonard Nimoy helped Zachary Quinto learn everything about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t mean this is a good idea!
• 0:24 [link], you badly drawn banana thing.
• 0:29 She doesn’t want to go underwater? She’s Numbuh 5! She’s better than that!
• 0:47 That’s because you’re wearing a protective helmet. [link]
• 0:50 Why isn’t Eeyore wearing a suit? He’ll drown without it!
• 0:54 This guy seems like one of the only ones who has a better chance of getting some air.
• 3:09 Eileen finally says something. What, do R & Y write the lines before they choose the characters and gamble to see who gets them?
• 4:00 Why does Reese always turn into a chubby kid with a monocle when he’s spoken to by Numbuh 5?

Oh god…

my name is kyle akers a.k.a kyle atomic I was once a normal teen till an atomic blast turn me into a meta-human since then I got mental powers and flight I fight bad guys who aren’t nice I also team up with other superheroes from dc universe/marvel universe/cartoon shows and more as kyle atomic I stand for the ways of being the ultimate hero

Finally, an actual Pooh’s Adventures submission. Thanks, Douchebag!

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?

This guy replaced those naked women with Wario and Waluigi. All he needs to replace now are the characters who aren’t actually evil.