Heck No Pooh's Adventures

The guy who loves YouTube Poops but prefers to make abominations to YouTube Poops has taken on Dr. Rabbit twice in a row! Yes, Reese has created another double bill, only successfully. And this time, they feature the biggest asshole in YouTube Poop history, the world’s only rabbit dentist, that’s right, it’s Dr. Rabbit! This was submitted to my blog by ApersonPlaceandThing, and consists of Pooh Bear going through Dr. Rabbit’s two most popular shorts, Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour and The Legend of Tooth Kingdom. But how will so many characters fit into one hot air balloon? Find out in the Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 1!

• 0:59 I’m guessing that’s Reese and his cousin’s attempt to roar.
• 1:18 You have a webcam. Why not record yourself speaking like you originally did?
• 1:26 And try not to pick your nose on camera, too.
• 1:54 Yes, people, a Pooh’s Adventure with the flippin’ Simpsons. Mind you, this isn’t new…
• 2:26 Stop-mo SpongeBob. Why? Because they just don’t care.
• 2:51 In case you’re new to this blog, this guy is Canadian. And he’s not even from the French region.
• 3:18 This is definitely not a Heffalump hunt.
• 3:29 What’s next? The South Pa- Oh. They already did that.
• 3:33 Watch out, guys! It’s a racist!
• 3:42 Cousin reunion incoming.
• 3:52 See? I told you!
• 3:56 LUIGI: We’ll tell you later.
• 3:59 God damn it.
• 4:07 Well, not throwing any Pokeballs in the adventures you’re currently taking isn’t going to get you anywhere.
• 4:23 a.k.a. Mrs. Reese.
• 4:31 And they even invited Timothy but forgot to let him say hi.
• 4:38 What’s the point of saying “And” if it’s not even the last of the gang?
• 5:04 That’s the best shot you could find?
• 5:07 This kid has a thing for incredibly minor female characters, doesn’t he? As long as they’re hot in his eyes…
• 5:40 Really, how will they fit onto the balloon? Will they have to grab each other’s leg?
• 5:49 Dr. Rabbit is still an asshole.
• 5:53 What did she say?

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

My God, what have they done?

This makes Rat Race look like…

…well, you know what.

P.S. the Guest Star for the Film Are Ash and his Friends Littlefoot and his Friends the Vultures Jiminy Cricket Zazu Kronk Yakko Wakko Dot Mewtwo the Good Fairy Slimer Stay Puft C-3PO R2-D2 Zilla Aisling Darth Vader Boba Fett Harry Ron Hermione Dylan the Latest Buzz Gang Mickey Donald Goofy Alex Marty Melman Gloria the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Tiny Toons Simba Nala Timon Pumbaa Ronald Mcdonald and his Friends Mike Sully Earl and his Family the Simpsons Gina Vendetti Milhouse Vanhouten Alex Whitney Ttark Genie and Louis

Note; i Don’t Own Anything

Note 2; i Hope it’s Good

The ten minute trailer for an “epic” 3 maker Pooh’s Adventures movie based off an episode of Scooby Doo. 

For someone who loves “The Land Before Time” and this very song, Logan clearly didn’t get the message of this song. If he did, he wouldn’t be doing those stupid “adventures”.