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Jan 4
Logan didn’t even try to find a large enough poster scan.

Logan didn’t even try to find a large enough poster scan.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Happy Days was a sitcom that presented teenage life in the 1950’s and told the story of a teenager who would later grow up to produce Problem Child and The Cat in the Hat. You know what one redeeming quality about Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures? They explain how they got there. Well, the madman we all know as YakkoWarnerMovies101 has collaborated with Reese Ambler, fresh off of his incomplete Batman Forever crossover that happened to end with Reese fighting off internet reviewers, to screw history over in this iconic sitcom. Oh boy.

I’ll be riffing the whole thing in one Vimeo exclusive part to save me from too much typing, and not the “remastered” version on YouTube that’s been split into so many parts. So, although Psyga already reviewed it, prepare yourselves for All the Way, episode 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

  • 0:47 Pooh Bear in a sitcom. How natural by idiotic crossover standards.
  • 0:50 Just to let you know this is a YakkoWarner Movie - Tennessee, Garfield, Poky, Melody, Dalmatians…
  • 1:00 Oh, please.
  • 1:01 Meta Knight in Happy Days. People like this.
  • 1:08 Godzilla in Happy Days. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:15 PEOPLE
  • 1:17 FUCKING
  • 1:20 LIKE
  • 1:23 THIS
  • 1:26 As if things couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have these monsters fighting Clifford. IN A BLOODY SITCOM.
  • 2:08 Please stop! Tumblr has a tag limit, you know!
  • 2:17 So many stars it could give Garry Marshall himself a run for his money.
  • 2:26 How many of these videos has started off in the desert again?
  • 2:47 How would food or a diet soda be useful in this heat?
  • 2:57 TENNESSEE: For the 592nd time, we’re not in the fucking desert.
  • 3:18 He’s still wet and not a single towel is present!
  • 3:19 The desert. They said so earlier.
  • 3:22 Well, at least Yakko’s grammar is better than Reese’s.
  • 3:31 A desert?
  • 3:36 Of course you’re not lost. How can you be lost when you’re safe at home?
  • 3:44 Yes, that is Rodan, a giant Japanese monster who only roars, speaking.
  • 3:46 [link]
  • 3:52 Because then, some small guy would appear out of the blue to tell us pointless stories about trains!
  • 3:57 Most definitely another guest star.
  • 4:12 No, just the wrong show.
  • 4:19 Wait, what the hell?
  • 4:28 Really, what is going on?! Get on with Happy Days!
  • 4:45 And the KND, despite their ageism and lack of looniness!
  • 4:52 If I had £1 for every time I read that line…
  • 4:57 Dumbass, they know EVERYONE.
  • 5:02 GET ON WITH THE DAMN EPISODE. THE ORIGINAL IS HALF AN HOUR LONG.
  • 5:26 *sigh* Bestiality references…
  • 5:35 Why does she have a fish head?
  • 5:37 “HELP! PPPPPPP!”
  • 5:55 No, not ha ha ha ha. Ewwwww.
  • 6:14 Christopher Robin’s cousin is Richie from Happy Days. [link]
  • 6:24 Finally, six and a half minutes in and we’re finally back to the real show.
  • 6:48 Of course there’s people there.
  • 6:49 He knows because he’s been to Disneyland.
  • 6:58 Here we bloody go…
  • 7:19 We already heard the joke.
  • 7:51 Oh, it’s finally over!
  • 7:55 I am a such a retard.
  • 8:10 Wouldn’t the Happy Days cast run around screaming when they’re being visited by lions, aliens or giant monsters? Especially since this is the decade where Godzilla was evil and paranoia of creature attacks was spreading across the States.
  • 8:36 POOH: But there’s 34,243,871 more of us I have to time to introduce!
  • 8:38 Really. Just go back to Godzilla’s introduction and then this. People these days… Liking this…
  • 8:48 [link]
  • 9:12 POSTIE: Oh God, a talking doll!
  • 9:38 Wouldn’t Pooh and his friends think that is a bruise and be at all concerned?
  • 9:41 I wouldn’t mind seeing a screaming montage at this point.
  • 9:47 How would you know what the hell a hickie is?
  • 10:01 Notice how nobody in the audience is laughing at the cartoon characters?
  • 10:10 Oh bother. 10 minutes in and you decide to torture us even more?
  • 10:23 What’s good to him?
  • 10:32 What the hell do you think they’re doing there?
  • 10:38 This takes place in a goddamn restaurant.
  • 10:46 Ash doesn’t seem that interested.
  • 11:04 Calm down, YakkoWarnerMovies!
  • 11:16 Oh, how many times we’ll be seeing this kind of formula…
  • 11:19 That’s Edd and Eddy, not Pooh Bear.
  • 11:31 A dog who can only speak in his thoughts. That’s the least of the Happy Days gang’s worries.
  • 11:41 It was only intentionally funny in Drawn Together! And besides, it’s Godzilla! In a frickin’ restaurant!
  • 11:43 So wouldn’t anyone visited by Pooh in a time later than the 1950’s remember any of these characters?
  • 11:47 I can’t either. They’re not even technically in the restaurant!
  • 11:53 Oh great, now we’re going to get more family tree nonsense. Please stop fapping over star power and get to the flow already!
  • 12:05 So Baloo has cotton for flesh, too?
  • 12:21 I’d put quotes over friends, incredible and new.
  • 12:28 At least the only introductions here will be from Clifford’s friends.
  • 12:41 PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKING LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOS.
  • 13:00 For the third frickin’ time!
  • 13:19 [link]
  • 13:31 [link]
  • 14:19 Do they even understand how long this video is compared to the original episode? Do they even care about pacing?
  • 14:28 Um…
  • 14:35 …And you thought crack pairing music videos were disturbing.
  • 14:38 YakkoWarnerMovies101 and Reese, I fucking hate you.
  • 14:45 GODZILLA: My son! He’s making love to a human! *laser-breathes Jetta into oblivion*
  • 14:49 With a god damn cartoon human little girl, no less!
  • 14:53 Except Little Godzilla would need hundreds of smoothies in order to fill up well!
  • 15:03 Because there weren’t enough dinosaurs.
  • 15:51 *canned booing*
  • 16:00 SO MUCH LINE ROBBERY
  • 17:05 Though I haven’t watched any episodes of Tennessee, I can already tell that he’s been in plenty of cars.
  • 17:30 A frame goof revealed that Patrick wasn’t talking about Mary Lou.
  • 18:03 *more canned booing*
  • 18:21 Hopefully this will mean less guest stars. Hopefully.
  • 19:42 Piss off.
  • 19:46 If I had £1 for every time I read “good to see you again”… *takes a swig* That would be much better.
  • 19:54 Yeah. What the hell is with the talking hands.
  • 19:57 This is the same formula being repeated over and over again for 57 minutes, and people are enjoying it! Why?
  • 20:00 *my talking hand turns into a middle finger*
  • 20:12 Can’t we just have one show per introduction?
  • 20:20 Same here.
  • 20:23 I told you before, they know everyone.
  • 20:29 Spoiler alert!
  • 20:33 For God’s sake, Louis’ involvement in Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures made more sense than this!
  • 20:38 *takes a swig, and then an extra for “long time no see”, and then yet another*
  • 20:48 RONALD: Yes! The last time I saw them, they rejected my offer to make Happy Meal toys out of them!
  • 20:53 “Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy! Long time no… Ah, you get the idea.”
  • 21:00 [link]
  • 21:09 THIS VIDEO IS 57 FUCKING MINUTES LONG.
  • 21:34 AND FUCKING PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE THESE FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT. I can tell, these got much more likes than dislikes on YouTube. Especially this part.
  • 22:11 WE’VE SEEN THIS FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME. WE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT, YOU FANBITCH!
  • 23:05 *calms down* Jeez, and I thought my disorder was serious.
  • 23:10 The future husband of a cartoon human girl.
  • 23:19 Didn’t we see her ea- *gets angry again* GET BACK TO FUCKING HAPPY DAYS!
  • 23:23 [link]
  • 23:26 It’s going to be a song about their sex life, isn’t it?
  • 23:56 Well, I was right there. And it’s the song from the Jetsons movie. I’m already editing a more typical crack pairing video on Premiere.
  • 24:10 I’m not even laughing. This just makes me feel sad. And for a damn good reason.
  • 24:18 I’m sorry for crticizing your use of this song, Puterboy!
  • 24:21 Oh. So THAT is what that weird drawing was trying to tell me. [link]
  • 25:33 He doesn’t look too happy about his son’s out-of-the-blue relationship with Jetta from Clifford the Big Red Dog.
  • 25:52 Okay, I’m really laughing now.
  • 26:05 Liar.
  • 27:08 It just had to end like that, didn’t it?
  • 27:14 Finally!
  • 28:36 RICHIE: Swell until you showed up.
  • 28:47 Is there any offer they can refuse?
  • 28:49 The kid running around behind you?
  • 28:58 Didn’t he get back to Rydell for safety just then?
  • 29:06 Which you can’t actually do because you’re just reused webcam footage.
  • 29:10 He had to turn into a rabbit in order to do so.
  • 29:19 And then a cat again.
  • 29:29 And a coyote!
  • 29:45 Uh-oh. Bathroom break.
  • 29:51 Oh boy. I know where this is heading…
  • 29:57 My, how Reese has grown.
  • 30:07 Reese is a strange person, I gotta say.
  • 31:00 “And please don’t give me a Happy Meal. I can deal with my favourite characters in Windows Movie Maker!”
  • 31:04 A strange person indeed…
  • 31:15 [link]
  • 31:34 How are people fooled by this?
  • 31:50 MAN IN CAR: You’re a kid. You can’t even drive yet!
  • 32:01 Enough with the Curb Your Enthusiam footage, stop replacing Larry David and take us back to Arthur’s!
  • 32:17 Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger isn’t even a McDonald’s item.
  • 32:35 You’d better.
  • 32:45 Didn’t see that coming. *breaks out of sarcasm*
  • 32:47 Acting.
  • 33:03 rep·e·ti·tion [rep-i-tish-uh n] - the act of repeating; repeated action, performance, production, or presentation.
  • 33:13 I’m still waiting for Ronald to react to Reese’s trip to Jack i- I mean, McDonald’s.
  • 33:19 Silly old bear. That’s not Richie’s honey!
  • 33:36 Yet another plot hole - didn’t somebody say earlier that it isn’t Christmas?
  • 33:47 Richie must have a really ugly backyard.
  • 33:53 Hey look, Reese made it back!
  • 34:17 Trout? Where?
  • 34:37 in, and Nala finally appears. So many characters, so little room.
  • 35:00 And why have the subtitles changed font?
  • 35:14 He is there, he just used one of his transformation methods.
  • 35:19 This takes place in a dining room.
  • 35:24 Many things.
  • 35:36 This takes place in a goddamn dining room. With a human family inside.
  • 35:45 Reese, the boy of many voices, and less than a dozen reaction shots!
  • 35:56 Why not just ask “Who’s Reese?”
  • 37:30 That’s Prince Naveen’s first ever line in this video. Wouldn’t it be easier to keep both him and Tiana as frogs?
  • 38:06 Careful, there are manchildren watching!
  • 38:08 All you guest stars are even less funny.
  • 38:33 Out of all the comments you gave, that is the one you hate the most?
  • 39:50 Just when things were getting well-written.
  • 40:09 SpongeBob stole the most important line in the episode. Amateur.
  • 40:35 Just when the audience was about to enjoy themselves.
  • 40:41 Really? The guy who just spoke to you hasn’t done anything for 20 minutes.
  • 40:45 He’s turned into a photograph!
  • 40:48 You do know that there are many more clips to use of Mike and Sulley, right?
  • 40:54 Aaaaaaaaaaacting!
  • 41:09 Reese, it’s not so bad. Jetta already fell in love with a giant monster.
  • 41:16 Reese has turned into Richie!
  • 41:20 And a coyote again!
  • 41:23 And a male Kristen Stewart!
  • 41:36 image
  • 41:42 You look quite calm to me.
  • 41:48 First Richie, now Richie’s apparent cousin.
  • 41:56 His voice just acted better than his face.
  • 41:58 Now he’s a lion cub!
  • 42:10 You do, but it’s only pocket money.
  • 42:13 I knew they’d go as far as to make the “your” mistake. Jeez, guys, take literature classes!
  • 42:18 You could always search Google Images and MS Paint it onto your face.
  • 42:21 FIFI: Shoddy editing skills!
  • 42:42 CHARLENE: Until I dumped you after realising that a 13-year-old puppet stegosaurus and a much older cartoon thingamabob in love ain’t natural!
  • 42:49 Shush, you two-timing reptile rapist.
  • 43:00 SpongeBob was so touched he turned 3D.
  • 43:08 That use of “cousin” makes the most sense in this entire video.
  • 43:11 We go back to the show and out of it in just a second!
  • 43:32 They’re probably going to question what the hell is wrong with their relationship.
  • 43:52 RICHIE: …and I’m currently surrounded by cartoon characters who think I’m related to them!
  • 44:14 Really, though. Why is she wearing a fish madoes she have a fish head?
  • 44:53 It must suck to have dozens of cartoons telling you what to do when you can easily think for yourself.
  • 46:01 *chews some gum*
  • 46:34 It would actually make quite a bit of sense for that montage of disgust to go with the kissing.
  • 47:05 Talking hand and Godzilla in a row. Haven’t seen that since the Jetsons music video finished.
  • 48:10 Except that it’s only for two players.
  • 48:18 Hey, Yakko, have you ever played chess?
  • 48:27 Richie can’t take orders from roaring.
  • 48:10 My thoughts exactly.
  • 49:09 Why the hell is he a guest star?
  • 49:08 It’s like a game of Spin the Wheel with these characters. Once the arrow stops, a random character gets to say the next line.
  • 50:22 They could follow you into the shower, you know.
  • 51:08 They’re trying to make this kid-friendly.
  • 53:14 Not you.
  • 53:29 Line stolen by a dinosaur. Again.
  • 55:21 Especially with all the useless toons following you.
  • 55:56 So out of character.
  • 55:59 It’s not something you’d find in the dictionary.
  • 56:32 The car just stopped as Mordecai was speaking.
  • 56:44 [link]
  • 56:52 What is with the god damn fish head?!
  • 57:03 [link]
  • Lengthy repetition: imageimage
  • Line robbery: imageimage
  • Razzie bait: imageimage
  • Star power: imageimageimageimage
  • Psychiatric help needed: imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

Overall: 10/5

-1/10.

R.I.P. Max’s brain (1993-2012)

Dookbag here. Sometime after I posted the “Hewylewis… y u tink dis is good?” post in which I, under the alias of the Tumblr, expressed feelings about Logan’s recent stints into “Adventues of” crossovers. We’ve gotten responses from Sam Flemming and Logan himself. He corrected us on the reason of him leaving Fantasy Movie Memories saying it was just not feeling like working on the series anymore. It did not have anything to do with Logan’s series episode delays and constant schedule shifting as a result of his side projects, namely the fan-fictions and now crossovers. So I do have to apologize on bringing you into the argument and just assuming that this all had a connection.

I will point out however that he also said he has nothing against what Logan does and dosen’t care as long as he dosen’t get involved in it. The response post came after one where he found an “Adventures of Kingdom Hearts” fan-art, featuring the ponies, Logan’s ‘Kingdom Hearts III’ character of himself, and Sam’s GMod series persona. In that post he called the “-insert character here- Adventures of” fanbase “the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created.” So wouldn’t you have at least something to say about Logan supporting something you hate? 

Logan responded through the poster of his Secret of NIMH crossover involving Popeye the Sailor of all characters. He says he hates “amateur” crossovers but does like Lionheart Fantasy Films’ crossovers and would like to join the team if he was offered. If you look at Benny the Beast's demo reelhis children’s book with his criminally familiar 'not Disney’ art style, and even in some of the videos he and his team did, you can see he was possibly trained to be an aspiring animator but still has years of work ahead of him in order to be what he dreams his art is. In other words, all these people you admire are amateurs themselves.

And why would you want to join? You have expressed as to why, but Benny and his team practically have the threshold of the mad “Adventures of” crossover community. They’re subscribed and friends with almost everyone who has made a 'sproof’, 'adventure’, 'parody’, and whatever form of unintentional embarrassment you can think of. So many of the “amateurs” have made tribute fan art, pictures, and videos for Lionheart Fantasy. They’ve practically been encouraged to do this crap! And LIKE IT to the point of insisting that their crossovers are should not tackle adult movies and think they are intended for kids. The real target audience, and they don’t know it, is themselves.

The adults who like and make a story in which furries and characters from El Arca witness the sinking of the Titanic, get dragged underwater with the ship, and find themselves in Atlantica starting a crossover of The Little Mermaid. Even a few of your own fans have expressed how dumb this all is. And I’ll be the first to say, someone who’s honestly in different about what he does, that his work (written or filmed) feels like its been quickly done to get the next project in mind. Knowing from doing his title cards, weeks or a month would pass after the movie would come out and then suddenly Logan begins working on the review and wants a card by the end of the week. Guess that’s how he talks rather quickly in his series.

So yeah, having two video series and a DeviantArt of fan-fiction dosen’t mean you can’t multi-task with them. But the time that is being used isn’t rife with problems you’ll be called out on it for…. wait a minute, I created these two and I’m telling you all this?! Something’s up with me. I know it.

Reese tries to act sick.

Merry Christmas, kids. The Douchebag (or The Dookbag) here. Days ago I shared a Trainboy54 (Jon)-edited episode of Phineas and Ferb where he showed the incredible ability to make two versions of himself be in two places at the same time. Of course if you remember, his second identity was a Thomas re-color that crapped in a toy store. So after a short time span and in a waste of it, I decided to give you all the Christmas gift of scorning the dreams of a sad individual from New Jersey. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 60: “Out to Launch”

He posted this 60th episode a day after he posted the 59th. So I have to suppose he does these episodes every day during holidays. I wonder what will happen once he runs out of episodes and if the Phineas and Ferb series ends in a short time soon. Will he make MS Paint train adventures? Will he choose another series to ruin? Or will his parents actually make him nut the fuck up and do something else?

Keep reading

At least this isn’t a parody of The Lorax.

Logan responds to the message Uncle Dooky gave him.

Logan responds to the message Uncle Dooky gave him.

(Source: hecknopoohsadventures)

Logan, please stop.

Logan, please stop.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 2. Jon’s ego is big as a… well, you know.

  • 0:14 Talk about how slow you’re making this run!
  • 1:05 All poor Trainboy was doing the whole time was staring at a blank piece of paper.
  • 1:09 JON: I can’t After Effects myself in just yet, you know!
  • 1:51 Thanks for interrupting a musical number like that!
  • 2:07 SHOPKEEPER: Doesn’t the vomit say enough?
  • 2:11 No. More like #3474579134924765236476325601432675363.
  • 2:17 You dick.
  • 2:24 Artistic talent!
  • 2:28 JEREMY: And a train, which is kinda weird.
  • 2:31 Ladies and gentlemen, Trainboy’s entire filmography.
  • 2:36 How the hell did you turn into a train anyway?
  • 2:57 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 3:05 Actually, it’s free.
  • 3:22 UNDAWEEARR
  • 3:36 Yes, call him Jon. It sounds less ridiculous.
  • 3:43 Another crossover?
  • 4:21 Jon in a different location? How unusual!
  • 4:25 I’ll show you how useful a brick can be if you don’t shut up.
  • 4:40 Slow-paced jump cuts!
  • 4:44 Did he just eat his own finger off?
  • Platypus Trainboy: image
  • Platypus Trainboy: image
  • Platypus Trainboy: image
  • Platypus Trainboy: image
  • Platypus Trainboy: imageimage

Overall: 5.8/5

-0.16/10. (No) Thanks to the Douchebag for sending me this. Tune in next time where I riff another train-related Christmas video, only it has ponies!

Of course the world didn’t end. And it isn’t going to be any different in 2017. But sometimes, I feel like the world already ended, and that’s where people like Trainboy54 come in. For as we’ll be able to celebrate Christmas in hopeful peace, we’ll be looking at his Christmas special which isn’t even based on a Christmas special, and has J.K. Simmons in it. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 1.

  • 0:00 Music from a franchise that has talking vehicles that can actually travel everywhere.
  • 0:07 Boo! Booooooo!
  • 0:15 Step away from the damn microphone.
  • 0:18 NO.
  • 0:35 It ain’t Ackley or Jon’s own singing, but it’s still stupid.
  • 0:55 Who’s even singing in each voice?
  • 2:42 He looks more like he’s passing gas than blowing smoke out of his head.
  • 2:44 I said booooo.
  • 3:07 Why would I?
  • 3:43 Of course it had to be low quality. We wouldn’t want the copyright monsters getting him, would we? Would we?
  • 4:10 CANDACE: *screams even harder*
  • 4:18 I just thought of something - Jon sounds like Phineas crossed with his mother. Or Doofenshmirtz.
  • 4:38 But not as good as trains, eh Trainboy?
  • 4:49 Clearly implying that he can.
  • 5:01 Like these videos!
  • 5:15 We are again reminded how brutal Trainboy is when he ruins jokes.
  • 5:35 Jeez, Trainboy, put your tripod to better use!
  • 5:42 Boy, it must feel weird saying that.
  • 5:46 TB has even less facial expressions than Ferb.
  • 5:55 Manchildren count too, you know.
  • 6:17 You know someone's embarrassing himself in front of the camera when the only thing he’s not doing is being JustinRPG.
  • 6:32 Smiling ain’t that hard, Trainboy.
  • 6:56 JON: I love celery!

The latest Trainboy / Phineas and Ferb adventure, Episode 57: Toy to the World, featuring an opener by another Thomas fan, Ben Ackley.

Get ready for more virginity wackiness, only thankfully minus singing from what I quickly skimmed through.

Hewylewis… Y u… Oh screw it!!!

http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-Meets-Popeye-and-Ali-Baba-s-Forty-Thieves-339955396

I think this one takes the cake for “Most Pointless Pooh’s Adventures-Type Story”. There should be “awards” for this stuff.

Hewy Lewis… Y u do dis? :(

http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-s-Adventures-in-The-Land-Before-Time-Part-1-338819452

You are better than this type of crap Hewylewis.

Well, if you look at his DeviantART favourites…

South Jersey Sam: What in the hell...

southjerseysam:

http://coolcpendlol.deviantart.com/art/SJMaHLAoKH-342731440

I’m just gonna say this right now; I can’t stand this whole Pooh’s Adventure bullshit. I mean what the hell is the point of it? It is the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article about how retarded they are. And now someone decides to use me for an idea like that… FUCK THAT. Don’t involve me in any stupid crossover. The only time you would see me in one of those stupid crossovers is when I’m on the sidelines, commenting on how stupid it is.

Dec 4

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“saying Oh No in the Pooh’s adventures series” by Reese Ambler

Me saying Oh No for the Pooh`s adventures series