Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Which is worse? Adding cartoons to a realistic fictionalisation of the story with sex and violence or adding extra characters to a cartoon version of the story where everyone survives?

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Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 5. The end of the adventure. Shame it isn’t the end of immature ranting. Notice how many tags there are, by the way?

• 0:05 *drinks another whole glass, because that’s exactly what these videos are doing to him (or maybe it’s because he owns a blog about fat cartoons)* At least I have a better reason to do this now.
• 0:24 Although Piglet with the sheriff badge could count also. And the subtitle.
• 0:25 *pause*
• 0:28 *switches the drinking game to any time the rest of the villains are uttered and drinks all that he missed* Burp. Ugh, why?
• 0:44 Garfield, you’re becoming more and more similar to Odie. And I’m not talking to the dog you’re running with.
• 0:53 Simba’s taking it rather well.
• 1:00 And again, and again, and again…
• 1:20 Music? This is getting exciThat’s just making it even cheesier.
• 1:39 Never seen a boomerang that teleports stuff to somewhere else before.
• 2:11 That’s a grandfather clock!
• 2:16 I don’t understand the meaning of reality anymore! *fades into oblivion*
• 2:24 Who said wet dreams can’t do anything?
• 2:27 All because you’re more important than they are.
• 3:27 All because you aren’t involved enough to join them!
• 3:58 *pulls out a dagger* Let’s see who Simba really is…
• 4:05 Don’t you just hate it when these people want to add in the characters so bad that they just have to steal others’ lines?
• 4:09 Why is everyone of the same species cousins? Why no mention of Poky being Scooby’s nephew and Shy Little Kitten being Garfield’s niece?
• 4:51 How should you know? You weren’t even in this cartoon to begin with.
• 5:01 *takes a drink*
• 5:09 OFFICER: *in his head* If he thinks he’s telling the truth, then I’m going to put him in that special room…
• 5:29 OFFICER: *in his head* Maybe not. I think I should go there.
• 5:41 *drinks* All to make this experience worse… *hic*
• 6:16 Geez, Woody, get a sense of humour.
• 6:32 YAKKO: Well, Doc, a manchild seems to be manipulating my very world with unrelated cartoon clips, time repetition and subtitles!
• 6:48 The torture never ends!
• 7:39 Gee, I wonder how many drugs they’ll add to this one…
• 7:55 [link]
• 7:59 It’s not a play, it’s actually a 5-D re-release.

Comments:

• “As Garfield would say, "Nice Touch”. You should use Aerodynamic by Daft Punk for whatever NEXT Pooh/Scooby Crossover you make"
• “I think this is a biggest hit in the world. I can hardly wait for Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal and see the UrRu, (the Mystics) and their counterparts, the cruel Skeksis.”
• “Great part. And I liked that battle scene that you and Toonguy500 made. I liked the part when Tigger used a boomerang to fight BrerFox and BrerBear. And I liked the part when Woody defeated the Duke by using a flashlight to scare him away. And a great conclusion to the short film. And now, it is time for Winnie the Pooh and the Dark Crystal.”
• “Great conclusion on Scooby Doo! Where Are You: Jeepers, it’s the Creeper. And nice job for Tigger using his boomarang to defeat Brer Fox and Brer Bear, and with Woody flashing a light at the Grand Duke’s face, was an absoulute defeat. And it’s all thanks to ToonGuy500 for coming up with a script for a battle. I’m gonna give credit to skb2108 for when I release the climax Pooh’s Adventures of Total Drama Action: Princess Pride, cause he gave me the script for that.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This is too twisted for words…”
• “Thanks for posting, this episode makes a nice pilot to when Scrappy Doo was added because the baby chicken was not afraid of the creeper.”

I’m going to have to re-watch The Dark Crystal in order to riff this, as it’s something I haven’t seen in years. However, I can safely give my verdict to this. So, what did I think of this video. What did I think, eh?

Sure that reaction may be over-the-top, but then again, so is the majority of reaction shots in Pooh’s Adventures. SON OF A BITCH, WHAT A DUMP. This was absolutely bonkers, and I don’t even mean that in a good way. Why the hell do people like this stuff so much? How is it so appealing? They don’t appear together, so why can’t they just write fan fiction instead? It’s true what those two people said earlier: This is the embodiment of unrestrained autism. If there’s any video crossover done right, then it’s most definitely the best YouTube Poops. This? This is equally as bad as rule 34! What are we supposed to be watching? The characters overpower everything in the story, the subtitles give bad Magic Voyage flashbacks, the Toy Story clips fit the least, and the repetition springs too many ideas for a drinking game. Even if it wasn’t filmed with a camera, it’s confusing, witless and messy enough for this kind of verdict:

Editing failures: 

Dumbing down: 

Drinking games: 

Engrish: 

Irrelevance: 

Overall: 5/5

A dead-on 0/10. A cheatsy one, but a horrible one. Is it the worst, though? Well, I’ve only watched a few of these by far, so I don’t really know if it is the worst, but as far as I know, Pooh’s (family-friendly) Adventures of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is probably going to get even less if possible.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 4. So far, this has made me lose all respect for every character involved in this video. Guess I gotta buy the DVDs!

• 0:20 Coomadih gord!
• 0:29 SHAGGY: …but Velma’s turned into a wind-up monkey!
• 1:04 Pooh’s Adventures. Taking jokes seriously since 2009!
• 1:17 That’s Brer Rabbit, not Scooby.
• 1:27 That’s not the Grand Duke, that’s a woman.
• 1:41 KrattsCreaturesfan could have learned something from this.
• 1:48 Even Garfield’s bored of this.
• 2:01 These forced, repeated reaction shots are just making the short long. Too long.
• 2:07 This, too. It’s why The Magic Voyage was stretched to almost two hours.
• 2:22 See? Saying “the villains” would make it so much easier.
• 2:24 THEY ARE NOT BLIND.
• 2:33 And you’re doing it again.
• 2:42 Forget the drinks. I already destroyed my belongings from so much rage.
• 3:06 VELMA: *in her head* This is going to be one long mystery…
• 3:12 VELMA: Daphne, get the Mystery Machine. I quit.
• 3:28 Maestro? This is no time for singing, we have a mystery to solve!
• 3:40 CREEPER: You know what? To hell with this world. *takes his mask off and shoots himself in the head*
• 3:52 We can still see Melody, you know.
• 4:01 Imagine how this would sound on the soundtrack album.
• 4:17 At least The Little Mermaid II isn’t even a good movie, otherwise I’d be crying my eyes out.
• 4:39 But you will sing!
• 4:44 Oh, thank you, Buzz. If only you could’ve said that earlier.
• 4:58 DAPHNE: *under the dubbing* Velma, we’re moving to a much safer universe.
• 5:03 At least Buzz is still the smart one.
• 5:25 I agree. We’ve been waiting two minutes. No wonder why this part has less likes than its dislikes.
• 5:44 Well, you’re still wasting it!
• 5:52 Oh. What are you doing here, Comic Sans?
• 6:05 Apparently, YWM re-uploaded this part to fix something. Isn’t it still broken?
• 6:18 Stop being so obvious, Simba, or I’ll poach you.
• 6:42 You’re not letting the real gang say anything!
• 7:10 It’s nothing to do with you, Wakko.
• 7:19 If this was any stupider, then this could lead to a very long introduction scene. Like the one earlier…
• 7:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 7:42 Alright, that does it. *takes two shots*
• 7:44 So you’re assuming they all fused into one?
• 8:02 You should’ve gone to Specsavers.

Comments:

• “Good job fixing it.”

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 3. Apart from the confusing villain plot point, I don’t think it can get any more messy. Unless… Say, how many drinks do I get for this?

• 0:04 I believe Sid’s toys were added into the video just to help Woody in his reaction shots.
• 0:20 MY BRAIN
• 0:45 The character line-up in this video is even more overblown than anything Doug Phunny could think up.
• 0:55 Even the sync can’t take it.
• 1:32 If this video were any cheesier, we’d expect a shot of Woody and Bullseye doing that high jump on the black-and-white TV screen.
• 1:42 No reaction is safe.
• 2:06 What, are Brer Fox and Brer Bear internet trolls all of a sudden?
• 2:20 TIMON: Or, better yet, talk our way through!
• 2:31 *laughs*
• 2:33 *cries*
• 2:35 There’s no way they could’ve gotten where you’re currently sitting!
• 2:41 Forget Song of the South, this is truly offending me.
• 3:00 Unless YakkoWarnerMovies drags another clip onto the project!
• 3:12 Why does Chumley get the same clip for every time he talks?
• 3:23 *rolls his eyes*
• 3:24 Oh, great. It’s the creator of the video.
• 3:28 You know everyone in the Disney world, Tigger.
• 3:32 Cousin? Baloo? Pooh’s cousin? *hits his head with the most painful objects possible*
• 3:43 *puts a gun to his head*
• 3:48 *pulls the trigger*
• 3:54 *realises there are no bullets*
• 4:24 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *destroys as much of his room as he possibly can*
• 4:38 SHAGGY: Scoob, are you sure we’re in the right cartoon?
• 4:59 Fan fiction in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
• 5:24 You can say that again!
• 5:52 Finally, back to the “story”. Although this is still crossover fetish porn.
• 6:07 Okay, this is where Toonguy’s “talent” really kicks in.
• 6:14 What’s so important about your presence?
• 6:26 It must suck to be part of a crew of Captain Obviouses.
• 6:37 Well, no crap. You’ve just been standing there in the snow.
• 6:59 FRED: You can shut up for a change!

Comments:

• “And I liked the way how you had Baloo to help you and your siblings come look for Pooh so they can meet him in person.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Why wasn’t Odie in this movie?”

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 2. There are many characters, but this ain’t going to be worse than The Magic Voyage, right?

• 0:11 *earns a fake £100*
• 0:14 …the hell is going on?!
• 0:20 CARSWELL: AAAARGH! A lion! And a talking cowboy doll!
• 0:46 Woody, Woody, Woody. Remember how Sid Phillips reacted when you first spoke to him?
• 0:49 Heffalumps, Piglet. Heffalumps. (Seeing that the original New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was released long before Pooh’s Heffalump Movie)
• 1:09 PRINCIPAL: Excuse me, but are you students? No? well, get out of this barn!
• 1:32 You’re telling me.
• 1:35 POKY: Like this dance move? We call it “The Stand Still”.
• 1:38 Apart from you, that is.
• 2:09 Who would bring a honey tree to a school dance, anyway?
• 2:11 No one wants to dance to your song at this time, Pooh.
• 2:21 Wait, it’s Tigger’s birthday now?
• 2:27 On Christmas Day, no less?
• 2:40 Simba’s looking much younger than he used to.
• 2:50 It’s not like you already brought it with you.
• 3:21 FRED: It’s even less fun with an overload of miscellaneous toons joining us!
• 3:34 This kind of scene I especially hate.
• 3:50 *takes a drink* Why am I still doing this?!
• 4:01 Greedy pigs. You've left the rest of the gang to starve!
• 4:21 Forget it, Pooh. Fred Flintstone didn’t listen, and neither will they.
• 4:30 Looks like Pooh and Eeyore are making Tigger run for his life because he’s just lazy.
• 4:32 That’s what Pooh’s Adventures are all about!
• 4:44 *slams his head on the wall*
• 4:51 In the world of Pooh’s Adventures, you never know who’ll do the talking!
• 4:57 Saying “What got into you eight?” just doesn’t sound natural at all.
• 5:10 Oh, how I hate to see some of Disney’s best get ruined in the same video.
• 5:23 Good thing I’m not going to see this one as much as I did the last time…
• 5:25 The Creeper’s not alone!
• 6:14 So many characters, and Tennessee Tuxedo’s getting to do more than he did in his adventure of The Flintstones Movie. Huh?
• 6:15 First the Crepeer, now these guys. Our heroes are totally screwed!
• 6:19 Of course they do. They went to the House of Mouse together.
• 7:08 This is one of the most confusing stories in the world.
• 7:25 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 7:39 DUKE: Rabid fanboyism, that’s what!
• 7:53 *punches himself repeatedly*

Comments:

• “I so love this show. This is my kind of dance party.”
• “I loved that part from 6:07 to 8:07”
• “LOL Woody got scared of the Creeper as well as everyone else”
• “Hey, Yakko, guese what, I will be guest starring Brer Fox and Brer Bear in Pooh’s Adventures of Winx club, and maybe in season 4, I can have the Grand Duke say something like "So we met again, Bloom, for the last time”. Doesn’t that sound intresting?“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "wtf. Who are you people? For god’s sake, if you want to write a fan fiction, write a dang fan fiction! I’ve got nothing against creativity, but stop flooding the dang comments. Oh, and by the way? All I wanted to do was find one line from this episode of scooby doo. ONE LINE. I wasn’t looking for a weirdly edited mix of eighthundred different animated movies of ambiguous quality. God dang Youtube. Nothing against you guys being creative. This is just so far off from what I was looking for.”
• “this is retarded. you’re messing up a classic cartoon”

And now, kiddies, a double feature! First, we start off with Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper, a short, or so the person who thinks he is Yakko Warner (and claimed that he got permission) says. After that comes Pooh’s Adventures of The Dark Crystal. The first part is said to be one of the worst, which is strange considering that the highest-viewed Pooh’s Adventure is only close to being 50% good according to the ratings. Which one will be a worse concept? Let’s find out, shall we?

• 0:31 It doesn’t have to be Walt Disney Animation Studios. DisneyToon Studios and Walt Disney Television Animation have made movies, too.
• 1:10 Watermark!
• 1:34 This better not be recorded with a camera.
• 1:40 Assuming it’s actually “special”.
• 1:52 Oh, boy. Get ready for hell.
• 2:00 Okay! *rushes downstairs*
• 2:10 Double feature, schmouble schmeature. There’s nothing special about that at all.
• 2:11 What do you think I am, stupid?
• 2:15 Really? What mystery is there to be solved? Why these videos are so popular?
• 2:17 At least he used annotations for a better purpose.
• 2:20 I feel like I’ve spent two hours already.
• 2:23 Not at all. Because we do get to see the cast of Toy Story, Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, Garfield, Poky, Shy and Ttark!
• 2:25 *looks at the rating bar* Mwa, mwa, mwaaaaaah!
• 2:48 So this video might not have been recorded with a camera, but it does contain a subliminal Pongo.
• 2:51 Him again? Hopefully, he’ll have more to do than the last time…
• 3:01 Another Pooh’s Adventures cliché - the Grand Duke is the villain!
• 3:09 Am I glad I get to use the “mega crossover” tag.
• 3:37 So we get a collab, by the most creative filmmaking duo since Friedberg and Hussein!
• 4:04 So, who’s going to be the villain? The Grand Duke, or the Creeper?
• 4:18 Oh, boy…
• 5:27 So far, it’s Pooh. That’s quite normal by Pooh’s Adventures standards.
• 5:31 *facepalm* You’ve never seen a school dance at home? School dances are SCHOOL dances!
• 5:34 That’s because Andy wasn’t old enough for prom until this decade, and he gave you away the year this video was posted.
• 5:38 But it’s not legal for a toy to talk to humans!
• 5:43 TENNESSEE: Or my chance to actually do something!
• 5:57 DAPHNE: *in her head* We’re gonna need a bigger van…
• 6:05 BUGS: I knew I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Disneyland!
• 6:06 BUGS: *gasp* If anything, don’t eat my ex!
• 6:08 BUGS: My nephew! Don’t eat him!
• 6:09 BUGS: If anything, please don’t take the meat recipe!
• 6:13 BUGS: *faints*
• 6:20 It’s the same kind of background talk from The Magic Voyage. Perfect.
• 6:40 Notice how the audience becomes silent whenever they show up?
• 6:44 Please, for the love of God, be curious. Mystery Inc. doesn’t want the obvious to ruin the mystery.
• 6:53 I’m guessing everyone in the van got high and started talking to lions, this being a 60’s show and all…
• 7:08 Buzz just took the words right out of Fred’s mouth. No, really.
• 7:30 None of your business, former smart Alec.
• 7:34 So that’s what happened to the script.
• 7:53 Just sit there and comment about each shenanigan, and you’ll get more views!

What do you think so far? Well, let’s take a look at the comments:

• “Now this is my kind of a show. A episode before the full length movie.
• "for the first time in my life i’ve pooh and friends in the scooby-doo series. so cool!”
• “Great start, Yakko. I even liked the part when you and your siblings host the show. (pause) Wait a minute. You and Toonguy500 had added me, Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the mutant toys onto Jeepers It’s the Creeper?! No way! That’s amazing! And I also liked the way how you did that Pooh intro and Scooby-Doo intro.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This short movie is cool, I’m so adding this to my Happy Halloween 2010 playlist.”
• “GAY!”
• “blow me”
• “upload the original shit. fucking dumb ass”
• “The uploaded just wanted to make a fit, so don’t be mean to him/her, alright? Maybe you’re the one who’s a dumbass, dumbass!”
• (the creator) “IT’S A CROSSOVER!!! WHY DON’T YOU BUY THE DVD?! >:(”
• “WTF stop intruding”
• “wanker”
• “false advertisement”
• “scooby doo is a disney show??”
• “Ok… I am gonna go kill myself now…”
• “fuckin shit!!!!!”
• “Thanks I laughed!”
• “you can ignor the people who dislikes your videos i think there wicked. just splended.”
• “why can’t anyone just upload the actual episodes?! why does it have to be this retarded ass shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
• “T_T”
• “u loser u ruined scooby doo”
• “probaly took u a long time to put it togheter its ok, no its great, no its awesome, wait no its BRILLIANT yea brilliant imma thumbs up”
• “longest intro ever!! thing doesnt actually start until like 4:40 or so…and seriously? this is a crap job”
• “this is stuipid”
• “Thanks a lot ass hole my 2 year old son "WAS” really excited about watching an actual Scooby Doo video"
• “Intro was too long!”
• “what did you do D:”
• “Who’s idea was this?”
• “idk why you people make these stupid videos like this its so dumb and annoying i just wanna watch the show and not have all this other crap in it”
• “OH C,MOOOOOOONNN”
• “i don’t know about the world but crossovers are too interesting”
• “great you made my childhood cry i hope your happy YakkoWarnerMovies101!”
• “da fuk is this shit?”
• “I agree…..this is shit!”
• “this is the embodiment of autism”
• “wtf is wrong with you ”
• “Allow to correct you: this is the embodiment of UNRESTRAINED autism. As someone with Asperger’s, I had strange crossovers in my head as a kid (Like Bernstein Bears and Star Wars….WAIT!) and still have interests others might make fun of. Yet I don’t go parading them about in such an uncreative, sloppy manner.”