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Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

• 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
• 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
• 0:29 Herp dee derp.
• 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
• 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
• 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
• 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
• 3:24 Seriously?
• 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
• 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
• 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
• 4:24 Elroy’s what?
• 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
• 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
• 4:54 *drools ignorantly*

• Crossovers:
• Typos: 
• Narrator confusion: 
• Dumbing down of Garfield:
• Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

• 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
• 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
• 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
• 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
• 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
• 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
• 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
• 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
• 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
• 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
• 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
• 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
• 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
• 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
• 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
• 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
• 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
• 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
• 6:10 Garfield, you mean?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 5. Two guests arrive - one relevant, one completely forced.

• 0:05 Henry might have been sarcastic, you know…
• 0:18 Misuse of “it’s”? Check.
• 0:23 And he’s clever enough not to be pestered by length-extending cartoon clips.
• 1:11 You have way too many friends for your own good, do you know that?
• 1:27 See what I meant earlier about Timon and Pumbaa?
• 1:38 Talk like an imported foreign film!
• 1:42 *notices the comma* Rabbit’s the narrator!
• 2:16 The bees, of course.
• 2:17 Stop making this thing longer!
• 2:29 Woah, getting into Henry’s show really didn’t do Fifi well.
• 2:47 Because this is a cartoon segment, don’t expect Tigger to make any comments.
• 3:30 WHAT?!
• 3:34 You’d be able to tell if you read the web address.
• 3:36 ORANGE: I’m Cartoon Network’s latest abomination!
• 3:41 And yet you didn’t know much of the characters you first met?
• 3:55 Blinky the ghost? How much more characters do we need to ruin this documentary?
• 3:58 Tennessee was right - Annoying Orange is the narrator.
• 4:04 You tell him, Henry. And tell that to the rest.
• 4:33 ORANGE: And their butts were the inspiration for my comedy! Nyahahahahahahaha!
• 5:04 At least you’re helping the poor narrator’s intelligence improve.
• 5:30 The orange would never think up a joke THAT bad!
• 6:20 And now Peach and Toad are characters in this video! Aargh!
• 6:36 And Peach is the narrator.
• 7:27 How is that even remotely a joke?
• 7:46 I dunno, Dwayne Johnson?
• 8:01 Wasn’t he on the moon?
• 8:44 Couldn’t you say “just like” instead of “that reminds me of”? It shortens down the subtitles.
• 9:36 And you didn’t do that any earlier?
• 9:46 1. *facepalm* The spelling… 2. Garfield, don’t you hate mice, and rats for that matter?
• 10:14 Notice the change in subtitle font?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 3. Poor, poor Garfield…

• 0:05 And these toons couldn’t even accompany the cartoon sequence, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining than the edited parts of this video.
• 0:16 Translation: Bark bark bark. *panting*
• 0:39 Please say that to every crossed-over character in this video.
• 0:44 Excuse me, but didn’t Shy just tell everyone to let the narrator finish?
• 1:21 *bangs head on the desk* Yup! That’s education right there!
• 2:00 *sips* He’s not your cousin, Chumley.
• 2:16 “That means to blend one of your colors in with the background, or ano*cuts to next shot* This too?
• 3:03 Punctuation…
• 3:17 Shut up, cat who can’t even spell "hibernation” right.
• 3:33 He could’ve used that for every scene if he had to.
• 3:53 There’s so much dialogue to rip off!
• 4:50 The repetition here is even more blatant than before.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 2. The “documentary” begins!

• 0:24 And that smart one is not the guy who thought this would be a good idea.
• 0:59 Just imagine if these people took on Life in a Day.
• 1:37 Oh. It’s everyone’s favourite porn star.
• 1:50 MOWGLI: I’m a gecko? Well, you’re a marmoset!
• 1:58 Wouldn’t “distant relative” be a smarter phrase?
• 2:12 Subliminal Woody. We even got to hear him speak.
• 2:21 He’s going to hypnotise the viewer to make more crappy crossover videos. And it’s going to be sexy.
• 2:29 Don’t boost it up a notch!
• 2:35 This musical number is distracting any interest provided by the nature footage.
• 3:04 Garfield’s the narrator? *angry face*
• 3:22 So, you’re assuming Kaa is real? What’s even going on here?!
• 3:26 Um, 1:52?
• 3:29 Yeah! Leave the gecko out of this! Henry the Man Cub does not deserve such cruelty!
• 3:41 Tigger’s right.
• 4:10 You said one of them was your cousin.
• 4:20 There are so many people getting educated by this that I’m actually feeling dumber.
• 4:41 *crickets chirp*
• 4:44 And now Spongebob’s the narrator? This is blowing my mind. Illegally.
• 4:59 It saddens me how stupid Garfield is in the eyes of YakkoWarnerMovies.
• 5:20 Not as long as the clips interrupting this video in total.
• 5:33 *sips*
• 5:39 Poky! Look the hell away!
• 6:09 And why isn’t there a gasping montage?
• 6:32 It’s that again…
• 6:36 Good thing someone survived the dumbing down of the gang.
• 7:02 Tennessee, did you not say that you know that snakes can be milked?
• 7:06 You don’t really shake your head when saying “yea”.
• 7:16 If we only had one side character, then everyone will actually learn something!
• 7:32 Pooh’s probably one of the only characters in this crossover that makes some form of sense.
• 8:19 Sigh.

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

• 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
• 1:08 What frame rate!
• 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
• 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
• 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
• 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
• 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
• 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
• 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
• 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
• 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
• 4:35 *sobs*
• 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
• 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
• 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
• 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
• 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
• 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
• 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
• 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
• 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 8. A finale that isn’t as grand as the Duke.

• 1:01 *gonna
• 2:33 Roo’s only line in the movie.
• 2:51 Okay, that is possibly the most overblown death scene I’ve encountered in my life.
• 3:08 Did what?
• 3:10 The lack of sync provided a cameo for the Hoff.
• 3:37 You cut out the third bit before. Why not cut out the first?
• 4:40 That would’ve fit more if we didn’t hear another kid’s giggling in the background.
• 6:29 Is that praddi- What?

Comments:

• “Great Ending! Even when the Genie popped out!”
• “HUZZAH!!! Roo’s in here!”
• “Here’s something you can put in Pooh’s Adventures of STAR WARS Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Pooh: Don’t worry im sure you will see her again. right before Obi Wan says Dreams pass in time. also in this film put in more pooh clips like the other Pooh crossovers to give Pooh and the gang a bit of a larger role.”
• “Hey, why not make Pooh’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now that would be something right?”
• “OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT OLD MAN IS HILOURISE”
• “Duke: i’m still here… Triton: YOU MUST DIE! Duke: No oh god AHH!”
• “I’m looking for somebody to do Pooh’s Adventures of Cars 2 with me! I can’t do it because ToonJoey34 said I was a terrible script writer!”
• “i-im dying, its too happy its like someone just threw acid on me, i really wish i could unsee this -hits head against wall-”
• “good moive worst fucking editing”
• “Haha! Awesome Genie clip at the end!”
• “Who would tale more time to add in these stupid video clips instead of just uploading the move a it was?… Great movie though”
• “the idea of pooh, spongebob and those birds suck!!!! that´s stupid, they ruined the movie.”
• “fuck hell, with the penguin, the big beast , and all the videos qho re not in the original movie, honestly i like this film, but as it is, not with trash as they put here.”
• “wow i like this so much thumbs up if you do to”
• “*mass role-playing*”

• Absence of Tigger:
• Absence of Rabbit:
• Absence of Eeyore:
• Absence of Piglet:
• Absence of Pooh:

Overall: 4.2/5

0.16/10. Like I said earlier, putting Disney into Disney makes sense, more than adding Ghostbusters characters, SpongeBob, the villains of Rock-a-Doodle, Mewtwo and the blue fairy from Filmation’s Pinocchio, some of which were forgotten about for the majority of the video. We also happen to see more of the added villain than we do the added good guys, which is unfair even by Pooh’s Adventures standards. Plus, just they’re all cartoons, doesn’t mean they can actually survive underwater, or fit into a building like that for Stay Puft’s matter! But hey, at least the ratings given to part 1 were right - this really ain’t as bad as Pooh’s Adventures of Jeepers, It’s the Creeper.

“I… But Ariel!”

“I’m sorry, SpongeBob.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 7: In Which Pooh Finally Talks!

• 0:29 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 2:39 It’s that time again!
• 3:11 Hey! That’s Pooh’s job!
• 4:56 …They’re married, aren’t they? Eww.
• 7:10 No special guest could do anything to save anyone. Tut tut.
• 9:54 Not even the Duke.
• 10:00 Morgana = BowserMovies.

Comments:

• “I thought Pooh and friends were trapped w/ Melody”
• “In my version, Sonic and his friends would be trapped.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Stupid winnie the pooh crap”
• “Seriouasly, you r sooo just waisting ur time combining it together….”
• “this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, you totally ruined the movie doing that.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 6. The “heroes” finally spring into action. Also, the dreaded “running gag”.

• 0:22 A lot better than this guy does.
• 4:37 Cue the gasping montage!
• 5:06 Even in cartoon logic, how can you guys even breathe underwater?
• 5:22 I assume they’re actually swimming.
• 5:37 Pooh hasn’t even said that much apart from gasping.
• 5:41 Oh, there they are.
• 5:49 That water must not be at a very nice temperature.
• 7:10 Meanwhile, somewhere in the wrong movie…
• 9:24 Shut up and freeze already!
• 9:55 Oh dear, not this discussion again.
• 10:03 Because a 19 year old is unusually controlling your life.
• 10:08 They don’t look like sea creatures to me. Nor do they look like Earth creatures, concerning the universe of The Little Mermaid.
• 10:33 That’s another thing I hate about this scene - spoilers. Predictable spoilers, but still spoilers.

Comments:

• “GREAT JOB!”
• “I love the part from 9:55 to 10:43”
• “patrick in his undergarments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooolllll”
• “5:36 Max: Hey, isn’t that Cloack and Dagger, Morganna’s minions? Sam: Aha! A clue!!! Let’s follow them! Sonic: Yeah, we follow them, we find Morganna, Dr. Eggman, and Sammun-mak.”
• “ummm the name is mellody it is not mell-mell”
• “I wish you would post the whole return to the sea movie without the mix-ins. I cant find it anywhere. I cant even buy it on itunes.”
• “if your worried about copywright issues dont make the movie!”
• “did anyone notice tiger from winnie the pooh appeared at 0:23”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “THIS POOH BEAR THIS IS SO ANNOYING”
• “this is shit”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 5. Tip and Dash are cumming!

• 1:32 The Grand Duke isn’t that thin…
• 2:02 Just seeing the Grand Duke speak a female’s lines makes me feel awkward.
• 2:27 The Grand Duke happens to be the next Mewtwo.
• 4:07 Boo! You took the “Dark” out of The Dark Crystal!
• 8:13 You put kids off from watching their true favourite characters twice with this song.
• 10:14 DUKE: …Hmm?

Comments:

• “Can you make a Hakuna Matata music video with Tip as Timon Dash as Pumbaa Melody as Simba PLEASE?”
• “If I did my own crossover adventures, it would be called Sam, Max, Sonic and Friends’ Adventures. The cast would include Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cosmo, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, Sam, Max, and Ranamon. Ranamon would be Max’s girlfriend”
• “NH wjjdmwkdmbcnghhfthfg”
• “fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk man is carzy”
• “tenessee tuxeedo”
• “Tip And Dash = Timon And Pumba Thumbs Up If You Agree”
• “i just want the little mermaid, not all this crap”
• “alot of skipping of some intense moments :( well its better than not being able to see the movie i guess”
• “You completely cut out "For a Moment”!!!“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "readlly ppl want the real movie not cartoon from other movie cut in the med of it dose not look good when ppl are watching it at all”
• “what the”
• “U SHOULD BE SHOT”
• “Asshole That Owl Is From Rock-A-Doodle Not Winnie The Pooh”