Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 4. Back then, BowserMovies used his character clips a lot less than usual. That only made his videos worse.

• 2:38 And after two and a half minutes of waiting, you gus finally get “involved”.
• 2:56 ERIC: Tigger? Are you calling me… Oh, Tiger, huh? Why, yes I am. Rawr.
• 3:52 Two villains and two minuature, bug-eyed sidekicks!
• 4:05 Oh. For a moment there, I forgot how weird the movie truly was.
• 4:24 How does he even know what Mewtwo is?
• 4:58 Stop stalking him like that. The look you’re giving him is especially turning his nervousness into fear.
• 5:35 One of my most hated reaction shots, to speak the truth.
• 8:19 That’s all Duke had to say?
• 10:39 “Ohhhhh” count: 1

Comments:

• “Good one and a good that Ariel tell Mewtwo, Good Fairy, Slimer and Stay Puft about when Pooh and his friends met Ariel as a mermaid.”
• “"So much for not panicking.” xD"
• “this is incredible”
• “What if the cast from Sonic X, or Bonkers, or Sam and Max were in the movie?”
• “can you upload the original version..thumbs up if anybody agrees with me”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “i got this far, now i give up. you would get so many more views if you took out the shitty pooh bits.”
• “And the reason you were watching POOH’S ADVENTURES of The Little Mermaid 2 were…?”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 3. Huh? Why did the ratings suddenly get better?

• 1:21 OWL: I’m complaining about the lack of importance I provide to these videos!
• 1:23 You line-stealing traitor.
• 3:00 Patrick’s too retarded to think something like that up.
• 3:13 Gasping montage!
• 3:46 Stay Puft has to be the most mindless crossover subject in the entire fad.
• 5:23 We could tell it was Melody talking.
• 5:58 Which is what you should stop doing to these poor girls.
• 9:33 The whole video in a nutshell!

Comments:

• “I like this part when Margana tries to make Undertwo big again and again. It make me laugh so hard, i couldn’t take it anymore.”
• “NIce job! I love the part when Pooh said, "Botha”“
• "Where is Danny and Sawyer from Pooh’s Adventures of Cats Don’t Dance?”
• “You put the trailer for this movie on my birthday! Can you please put Roo in part 4?”
• “How hard is it to spot a giant marshmellow guy!?”
• “How could Stay Puft even fit through the underside of that wall??”
• “3:01 If Sam and Max were included, Max would be like, "Hey Melody! Why not tell Airel how you really feel?” And Sam would be like, “Why would you suggest something like that Max?”“
• "In my version with Sonic X, Brandy and Mr. Wiskers, Ranamon, and Sam and Max, Morganna would team up with Sammun-Mak and Dr. Eggman.”
• “oh my god im so pissed at this person”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “i hate how you cram 3 movie parts into one good movie”
• “Is it bad that I like this version better or….”
• “why could you leave out the pooh stuffand spongebob and pokemon”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 2, and the reviews are still mixed.

• 0:26 PFFFF HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAA
• 0:37 What’s a Pooh’s Adventure without Rabbit saying “How can you think of food at a time like this?”
• 1:04 Your name isn’t Winnie the Pooh. :)
• 1:15 Repetitive writing…
• 1:19 At long last.
• 2:31 WOMAN: Puff? Oh! *smacks Ariel* You disgraceful little girl!
• 2:38 YOU CANNOT FIT IN THE DOOR.
• 4:34 MELODY: Photo? What is a photo?
• 4:42 It’s slam-your-head-on-the-wall time…
• 4:54 You’re just small animals! The Japanese children have more dignity than you do in these videos!
• 5:02 No wonder the ratings are so mediocre.
• 5:24 Easy for you to say, ghost.
• 5:34 Unfortunately, you’re only going to come across Zilla.
• 5:37 She doesn’t seem to be all that scared of the green ghost flying above her and the fact there there is a giant reptilian monster that destroyed Tokyo in the first movie.
• 7:00 What is this, Mewtwo’s Adventures? It must be, even more than the last thing I saw him in.
• 7:50 A dog, actually.
• 8:38 That’s it, this is going onto Have Some Crack Pairings.

Comments:

• “Please put Danny and Sawyer from Cats Don’t Dance as guest stars too, please?”
• “Spongebob and Patrick are AWESOME! Thank you for putting them in this film.”
• “i agree that was so funny”
• “Please put Roo in it sometime! :)”
• “I know this is out of the blue but just to let u know I’ll be working on Pooh’s Adventuers of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Movie so that’s taken, ( the one with Ahsoka)”
• “Bowser can you do Sailor Moon’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo? (you know, Scooby-Doo the motion picture, when the gang goes to Spooky Island)”
• “5:55 If this featured Sam and Max, Max would be like, "Please don’t do that again.”“
• "Hey what is up with mew two?”
• “the lion king one was really good but this one is kinda boring… zzzzzz”
• “useless”
• “i hate this kinda whats with phoo and spongebob”
• “What’s that big white dam doing there and why is it in-front of the kingdom and blocking it?”
• “how long can she hold her breath for?”
• “I don’t understand why you had to put the annoying cut ins of Pooh and SpongeBob.”
• “This is just irritating”
• “this trully sucks!!!!!!!!!!”
• “you butcher a good movie sham on you”
• “when did sponge bob come in?”
• “What the **** I thought I was watching the little mermaid”
• “You are LOL just that your watching side comedy along with it”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “it is a crime to ruin a movie with such terrible editing”
• “why this would of been better without the winnie the poo and all the distractions”
• “pooh stuff bla!”
• “stupid pooh stuff”
• “i just wanna watch some little mermaid not this stupid mixed up thing”
• “seriously? you’re bringing in spongebob? i just want to watch the movie for pete’s sake! and not have skip the un realated parts!”
• “i hate the pooh stuff seriously i just want to watch the movie not pooh”
• “OMG U RETARD!!! i want the movie no winnie the pooh shit!”
• “This Is A great movie But the maker made it so retarded im so FUCKING pisst!”
• “I love how pooh and his friends just ask melody to take picture of them with Godzilla, and then they just keep on talking about him for 5 more minutes”
• “Most of the comments are about the clips. Guys you should be grateful to watch it at all. Unless you want to learn Polish. So shut up and watch -RaRaCleopatra”
• “@1:38 i think the movie titanic copied this movie. ;)”
• “I love this movie but the shit in between is fuckin stupidest thig i ever seen”
• “Stop Dat.”
• “This is so freakin stupid. You’ve ruined this movie. I hope you’re proud”
• “Icant belive you ruined a perfect good movie”
• “And im not going to enjoy freaken part 2 because you did this but now i thank i know why you did it”
• “all these stupid interputions are annoying!!! and they dont make sense!!! i just want to watch the damn movie!!”

Here is the most viewed part of any Pooh Adventure, part 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea. It might sound reasonable, seeing how both Winnie the Pooh and The Little Mermaid are Disney animation, but you have to add cartoons from other studios or else it will be too House of Mouse logical! This is the Pooh’s Adventures debut of Tip and Dash, “cousins” to Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley the Walrus, and the ones you saw add a horrendously unsuitable musical number to Scooby-Doo and The “Dark” Crystal. At nearly 800,000 views, it’s no surprise that the ratings are close to the middle, but why isn’t it as bad as the monstrosity made out of a Scooby-Doo episode? Well, let’s find out.

• 0:30 *has headphones on* They just don’t care, do they?
• 0:50 So far, it seems quite natural, putting Pooh in something that’s already Disney.
• 0:53 SpongeBob? I guess that works, as SpongeBob is technically a fish.
• 1:20 (Don’t you hate how they often take footage from other Pooh’s Adventures videos?) The Grand Duke of Owls again? I guess that kinda works, seeing how Don Bluth used to work for Disney.
• 1:26 Oh, goddamnit.
• 2:40 CHRISTOPHER: But we had to write over every part of the script for our last play because this is too epic to let it live any longer!
• 2:43 It’s parts like this that make the cheesiness even more disgusting.
• 2:58 Did you know back then that you can actually shrink text?
• 5:51 Our first piece of true evidence that we’re getting more than mediocrity.
• 7:09 Wasn’t this party already crashed?
• 7:15 And Mewtwo still hasn’t changed.
• 7:16 And why are you so happy about his arrival?
• 7:34 STAY PUFT: Oh, how delightful!
• 7:46 Not alone? Didn’t you bring your henchmen just then?
• 7:57 DUKE: Or one of them, at least.
• 9:23 I used to enjoy you, Pooh Bear, but now I vote for Duke.
• 9:46 Slimer turned into a mammal!
• 10:00 Like I said, they just don’t care…

Comments:

• “Good timing you add SpongeBob and Patrick first. As soon as gef41291 gives me some RJane footage, I’ll get Pooh’s Adventures of The NeverEnding Story on YouTube in no time.”
• “Great start! I’m uploading Pooh’s adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders to youtube right now!”
• “I like part when Undertow got zapped and shrunked!”
• “Did the Grand Duke and Morgana got married?”
• “can you make pooh’s adventures of chicken run or pooh’s adventures of gremlins?” (24 thumbs up)
• “For a Disney sequel, it really makes lot better :)”
• “pooh isnt a disney”
• “9:30 in my version, Shadow the hedgehog would use chaos control on the rope and later would be like, "Gets them every time.”“
• "idk what to say”
• “WAS THAT TEAM ROCKET111111”
• “…is there anywherei can find yhe movie WITHOUT WINNIE THE POOH??”
• “this is honestly retarted, 1 spongebob is not disney so puting them togetler like this is making it worse for copywrite. plus how you ruin the movie itself by adding spongebob and whinnie the pooh in the little mermaid is fucking rediculas, plus your trying to make it seem like your seom movie producer with this or whatever.”
• “Wow i didnt finish it, you fucking added pokeomon and what i think is ghost busters? wtf?? this is being flaged and sent to youtube info whatever, this is retarted”
• “animators, your all fired!”
• “Can you post the little mermaid 2 by itself”
• “HE/SHE cant post it bt itself. COPYWRITE DUMB ASSES.”
• “ummm why is team rocket in at 1:20 ?”
• “whats wih the spongebob thing lol”
• “What the… e.e”
• “Ariel’s cumming? they ruined my childhood”
• “i dont like this”
• “the one thing I like about bower’s movies is that there’s not just 1 cartoon to focus on. why the **** can’t people make up they’re mind and have 2 companys making a movie instead of 1 _____ and 1 ______ There should be more of 2 cartoons combined not 1 and 1 apart. I think this is a good example :D”
• “This guy is one of creative people :D”
• “Look I laughed at the start with the whole add in scenes you inserted between clips but then it just got annoying, lol. It’s such an amazing movie why wreck it ! :(”
• “what the crap? random spongebob?”
• “in da beginnin it waz stupid”
• “wait…this is actually the funniest thing ive seen in my life”
• “I sure wish Louis from The Princess & The Frog & maybe The Penguins from Madagascar were in this Pooh’s Adventures movie! And maybe Simba,Timon,and Pumbaa!”
• “i was just minding my buissness and then winnie the pooh and all these people came it just messed up the movie”
• “ariels cummin”
• “This was odd. I didnt get it”
• “ummm y do u have pooh and spkngebob on this movie i meen im not trying to be mean its just its kinda dumb and i was wanting to watch this movie not pooh or spongebob”
• “this is confusing”
• “why did you add SpongeBob square pants in dis crossover”
• “awesome you added sponge bob mewtwo staypuft slimer the good fairy and the grand duke of owls”
• “Why is there Pooh inside?! WEIRD!!!”
• “yeah i love this film but omg enough with all the other clips there so annoying its kinda ruined the film :/”
• “Ariel’s coming!! Lolol, I’m going to hell.”
• “ohhh shit i stumbled on the weird of the internet again”
• “XD i can hardly breathe just watching the intro”
• “I cant bear watching anymore.. :’)”
• “Dude… this is wicked !”
• “love the movie but the other clips are kinda annoying”
• “Yeah i’ve been trying to find it on youtube but then i saw the other stuff mixed in with it i really want to see the real thing.”
• “Ariel’s cuming! XD LMAO”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “You totally ruined a great movie”
• “lets be serious this is shit”
• “ima skip da whinnie the pooh parts”
• “no offense but i dont like how it keeps switching 2 different things its 2 confusing”
• “why Winnie the Pooh can’t it just be normal so i can watch it?!" 
• "like really you messed up the whole movie”
• “um i don’t remember sponge bob being in this movie.”
• “damn, i’m an octopus woman and i’m sooo offended! we are not at all like how they portray in the movies :(”
• “WTF. this is bullshit!”
• “Where did sponge bob come from? This is too messed up”
• “why pooh!!!!!!!”
• “why do people do this? the put in two diffrent movies which doenst make sense…why dont you up loead it normaly”
• “Yea, no offense u did mess up the movie, and muteing the sounds don’t help much…”
• “winnie the pooh really i just want to watch the damn movie!!”
• “You messed up ! ”
• “OMG sorry but I just wanna see lil’ Mermaid 2 !!!! ”
• “LOL, I’m gonna be serious - once I saw Winnie the Pooh, I burst out laughing XD !”
• “Why would you do that!!! I want to see the movie NOT WINNE THE POOH!!!”
• “why can’t you just make it normal my little cousin likes to watch ARIEL not POOH !!!”
• “Why call it the little mermaid and the let us watch POOH AND SPONGEBOB”
• “omg people it is partly winnie the pooh so that it wouldn’t get deleted from youtube!”
• “is the person who uploaded this obsessed with winnie the pooh????/”
• “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!”
• “umm where can i whach this whithout these inturpthions -_-”
• “I saw that little bit with spongebob… I think I died laughing a bit. Of course, it is 3 in the morning.”
• “Does anyone know where I can watch this movie without silly interruptions? I’ve searched everywhere!”
• “Why does winnie the pooh feature in the little mermaid :S”
• “WHAT THE FUCK WORNG WITH U KEEP IT ON ONE THING DAMN AND 9I AM OMLY 5”
• “Oh my gosh people. Stop complaining! Its fine”
• “Ariels cumming?;o”
• “5:50 O.O”
• “What the hell? xD”
• “Why did you upload this if it’s not the real one, IDIOT! I want the real TLM2! Not switching movie. Might as well call it *The Stupid Switching Movie*!”
• “194 people should drown themselves”
• “just skip the vid to about 3 minutes if u dont want to watch the the lil pooh cartoon”
• “what.. is this..? -confused-”
• “I hate it when people cross over different movies or shows like this. It ruins the whole thing. I mean no offense, but it’s infuriating when I can’t just find the normal version I’m looking for! This is really annoying!”
• “WTF”
• “can i just watch the frigging movie?!?!”
• “just skip over the pooh parts”
• “lol ok, this is officially youtube poop.”
• “These Poohs Adventures of ________________suck. They also ruin childhoods. 
• "Can you People Suck it up it`s a Crossover leave it alone”
• “Oh my gosh i miss my childhood….”
• “What the fuck have you done?!”
• “really? i would like it if you didnt waste two minutes of the whole movie. this way you can add two miniutes TO THE FRICKIN MOVIE FOR US TO WATCH INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A CROSS OVER!!!! I would like to remember my childhood with out the two minutes and thirty seconds added of spongebob and winnie the pooh! >:/”
• “if you want to watch just the little mermaid 2 (which i think we all do) go to these parts (in this order): 2:52-7:08 7:48-7:55 8:00-9:22 9:27-9:38 9:47-9:58 10:02-10:36 (these are all the parts with the little mermaid 2)”
• “they have to do this that way youtube doesnt take the movie down so shut the hell up and enjoy it or go buy the damn movie”
• “Apparently Ariel’s coming… Or so I’ve heard.”
• “OMG what the crap there is no ariel and pooh adventure”
• “at least this isnt s bad as jack and daxter meet aladdin”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh’s Adventures of… Stand By Me?!

• Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) guest star in this film.
• Ash, Stan, and their friends have made many guest appearances together in many Land Before Time crossover films starting with Littlefoot’s Adventures of We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story.
• This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the Winnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
• This is one of a few Winnie the Pooh crossover films in which Stan and the gang make guest appearances.
• In order to make this film appropriate for children under 17 the same way as Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, all of the mature content will be removed from the actual movie itself, the clips from the South Park TV series and film, and the Achmed clips and Lard*** will be renamed “Lardbutt”.
• During the train bridge scene, while the train is approaching and right after Vern says “Oh, shoot”, Ash is dubbed as Littlefoot shouting “Run!”.
• This is the first guest appearance of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in a Pooh’s Adventures film, as he previously appeared in Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Aladdin and Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of The Return of Jafar (where he worked for Jafar).
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) will be working for Ace and his gang of bullies in this film.
• The only reason why the South Park characters are in this film is because both South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Stand by Me were rated R by the MPAA, although the film will be entirely censored.
• This is the third Pooh’s Adventures film with an R-rated film (although this film is re-edited to make it appropriate for children under 17); the first two being Pooh’s Adventures of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (which was unedited) and Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (which is re-edited just like this film).
• This is by far the only “Pooh’s Adventures” of a film based on any story by Stephen King, this one being his novella “The Body”.

But wait! There’s also Littlefoot’s adventure.

• SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Chanticleer, Mrs. Brisby, Jeremy the Crow, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Carface, Killer, Hades, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Lord Rothbart, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.

I honestly refuse to live on this planet any longer.