Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 5. Not too long until we find an annoying character shutting up for once, which is exactly what these toons should do.

• 0:08 Glad? Crazy? She should be envious.
• 0:14 What the hell would be wrong with that in terms of villainary?
• 0:23 Again with the giant monsters.
• 0:31 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:36 Some villain you are.
• 0:39 The Noid wants to take over the damn world. Obviously.
• 1:18 Or they could just grab Ghidorah and fly.
• 1:22 Oscar worthy screenplay.
• 2:44 And Ash was in the water……why?
• 3:13 These characters seem to be taking it quite well.
• 3:24 So basically this is just an overlong montage of running, walking and flying, just because it would be boring having to watch a video game fight.
• 3:59 What the heck is the Good Fairy doing now? Is she supposed to be flying? I mean, what?!
• 4:29 Well, it’s official. We’ve had introduction, screaming and “What” montages, and now we have running montages. People find entertainment in these videos.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 4. A good reason why LucasArts shut down.

• 0:11 Pooh’s Grand Adventure was on TV today. I just couldn’t stop thinking how nice it was that Pooh was capable of adventuring with only four of his friends, and they actually did something of their own as an independent team.
• 1:13 Wouldn’t it hurt to just cut some bits out?
• 2:14 Another clear point that these guest stars are completely useless.
• 2:18 Why does Yakko always have to use this shot of Reese? Does this have to do with some kind of nose picking fetish?
• 4:20 How would even someone who’s been through the Star Wars movies know what they are called?
• 4:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:07 I could mention jokes about this being the worst Let’s Play ever made or these reaction shots being the most disrupting cutscenes ever forever and ever, which would make this an even worse commentary than it already is.
• 7:23 That’s because they pushed some buttons to make it disappear. [link]
• 7:58 
• 8:04 Finally, the reaction shots are more necessary in comparison.
• 8:18 Aaaaand they didn’t even appear.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

• 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
• 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
• 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
• 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
• 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.

• 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
• 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
• 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
• 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
• 4:13 You only just got here.
• 4:19 [link]
• 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
• 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
• 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
• 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
• 8:32 [link]
• 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
• 9:34 Worst game ever.
• 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
• 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
• 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
• 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
• 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
• 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
• 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
• 11:41 Spoiler alert.

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 3. “Note: I hope it’s good.” Screw you, it ain’t.

• 0:23 Stop saying “mooch”, god damn it! You never belonged to this universe in the first place!
• 1:01 I agree, Numbuh 5. I agree.
• 1:13 So what’s the point of these obvious captions?
• 1:40 Yes, please do something other than comment on the obvious.
• 2:04 [link]
• 2:40 [link]
• 2:53 [link]
• 3:02 Poky Little Puppy does not belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 3:39 Too bad, because he’s going to eat it before you even catch him, you pointless bastards.
• 3:55 Like always.
• 4:06 Why does Pops have to say that? He doesn’t think that straight.
• 5:51 Not as weird as the fact that Godzilla’s in a fast food restaurant.
• 6:37 How should any of these people know what to do yet?
• 7:37 Unless they’re happy because Parker can’t “mooch”, these facial expressions do not make any sense.
• 7:40 [link]
• 7:44 [link]
• 7:58 Really, couldn’t Yakko find a better shot without nose-picking?
• 8:57 I really like Numbuh 5.
• 9:45 None of these characters belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 10:40 I assume he doesn’t know what LEGO even is.
• 10:46 There are much better reaction shots for Sandy than the fish head!
• 10:49 Phew, at least this means less useless guest stars.
• 10:59 Pooh’s going to go through the most popular sci-fi saga of all time re-enacted with toys, and these guys are taking it seriously.
• 11:03 Aw, crap.

• Nose-picking: 
• Unfitting: 
• “Duh” moments: 
• Nose-picking: 
• Nose-picking: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. And now we move onto a potentially worse adventure. How big a glitch will Pooh Bear and his millions of friends be to all six episodes of the world of the Lego video games? Find out in Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 1.

• 11:07 KERMIT: It is time for the moment we all been waiting for!  STADLER: Your retirement?
• 11:28 Good lord, they even tackled a cereal icon.
• 11:29 Oh, bother. An extended intro.
• 11:34 Learning what? A lesson on how not to do crossovers?
• 12:11 What a stupid song extension.
• 12:15 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
• 12:26 The Noid? And I thought Foodfight was bad.
• 12:48 Did Yakko happen to watch my video and notice the presence of the M&M’s?
• 14:17 Oh God, again with the watermarks. Also, if this is supposed to be the actual Complete Saga game, then what’s with the Lego Star Wars 1 intro at the very beginning?
• 14:33 Who knew Xbox LIVE could be so dangerous.
• 14:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 6. It all ends not-so-excitingly!

• 0:20 I don’t know about you, but this would make a pretty good stinger.
• 0:35 Even BL&J’s Adventures have “what” montages!
• 1:03 *gasping* Acting!
• 1:20 I admit that I snorted at that, even if it wasn’t supposed to be funny.
• 1:53 You drew the book? Why couldn’t you draw the potions?!
• 2:11 SPOILER: I used the exact same reaction shot in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:15 ♪Charisma.♫
• 2:25 What the feck kind of good will that do?
• 3:06 Two racist impersonations in a row!
• 3:32 You’re better off with subtitles, eh!
• 3:50 What are they even doing?!
• 4:35 What is this, education?
• 5:17 Pause and watch Leo disappear right before your very eyes!
• 5:20 You’re not making this battle any less boring!
• 6:49 That was incredibly simplistic. Then again…
• 8:10 That was hardly even lip-sync!
• 8:23 The furries screw up history once again.
• 8:53 Stop trying to be epic! It’s not working!
• 9:15 I’d have to watch more of these videos to get this.
• 9:19 For instance, why are there two animu goths behind him?
• 9:20 Through my speakers, that sounded like “sex offenders”. Through my headphones, it sounded like “sexual members”.
• 9:23 This is just the stupidest scene.
• 9:35 That sounds less like King Louie than the voice that’s supposed to sound like Rafiki!
• 9:44 Actually, they already were.
• 11:00 Benny, you egomaniac.
• 11:08 Actually, they haven’t improved one bit.
• 11:24 Slimer? The Ghostbusters? The fuck?
• 11:45 Anything but that. *chuckles*
• 12:07 Volume controls. Fix them.
• 12:35 Another reason why this montage makes me sad.
• 13:04 The adventure wasn’t that exciting. Get over it.
• 13:58 He’s a Disney villain too! Lock him up!
• 14:04 Spot the Photoshop laziness!

• Potential to give the others subtitles: 
• Racism: 
• Boredom: 
• Family tree awkwardness: 
• Video game stupidity: 

Overall: 4.4/5

0.12/10. This is one of the reasons I stopped drawing furries. It also goes to show how dumb crossover Adventure videos are when combined with gameplay. Doing such a thing like that, especially when it’s such a game as Disney’s Villains’ Revenge, leads to an incredibly boring experience with pacing slower than Google Chrome after the computer is turned on. And that montage of Disney animation and crossover bullshit doesn’t help either. I’ll try and see if I have the guts to riff more of Benny’s videos, although I’d riff his adventure on the Titanic if it wasn’t his own documentary. What do you think? Should I riff Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic? Should I?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 5. This part revolves around that potion-making part of the game. This will be the most boring part yet.

• 0:11 Isn’t Gantu a Disney villain? What is he doing as a good guy? (Correction: He was. Later he was officially good. But they already pussied up two characters from El Arca, so there’s still reason for me to complain.)
• 1:00 I guess watching this hurts worse than being stuck in a thorn bush.
• 1:11 Can’t they just add voices so that we’re not watching a bizarre Let’s Play?
• 2:29 See what I mean?
• 3:49 And when Snow White wakes up will she be concerned that she’s been rescued by talking mutant cats and a couple of robots? No. This is Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures. Nobody gives a crud.
• 4:43 R2-D2 just thought up the instructions for a potion. *headdesk*
• 5:09 Huh, they obeyed my orders for once.
• 6:01 Just draw a lion onto the footage and this’ll all feel shorter!
• 6:52 Speak, damn you.
• 7:31 Finally, after all that slow pacing we finally get reaction shots.
• 7:37 Acting.
• 8:14 In the words of a certain crossover victim, oh bother.
• 9:16 You’re not a kitty cat, but you’re not someone who’d give birth to very pretty babies if you did score with the Prince either.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 4. Here’s a part I remember the least - fighting Captain Hook. I’ll try to forget the lions that came by and ruined it.

• 0:13 And now I’m going to be making fun about another bad Lion King impression. Joy.
• 0:17 And that Timon voice is crappier than I remember.
• 1:12 Ladies and gentlemen, the only witty line in the entire video. As of now.
• 1:25 JOHNNY: Me? I’m just a still image! It would take a lot of work for me to replace Peter Pan that easily!
• 2:03 “Angrier”, not “more angry”. That’s just weak writing.
• 2:20 Johnny, just so that we know it’s you, the best you could do is shout “Hoo! Ha!”
• 2:44 And now, an excuse to throw in a nonensical fight scene!
• 2:47 That also fits. Kind of.
• 2:52 Wait. Hyenas? On a pirate ship?
• 3:19 Did that chihuahua just turn into a human? These videos keep getting weirder and weirder.
• 3:23 That’s not how a pirate would dress!
• 3:30 That’s, uh, not exactly how a pirate would dress!
• 4:21 And the fact that he keeps coming back up that quickly alarms no one?
• 5:48 …What the hell was he doing the whole time?
• 5:51 But how could we tell?
• 5:53 We barely saw any of them either! Analyse what you’re doing, eh!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 3. Oh, how I remember this part. But I don’t remember any talking lions.

• 0:55 As have everyone involved in the production.
• 1:14 Mind you, it’s easier to play than it is to watch.
• 1:25 Can’t stop complaining about how racist that impersonation is.
• 1:32 No, he can’t. He can only get that of a flower.
• 1:57 Effects!
• 2:13 Why should I say anything positive when Adventure videos based on gameplay are stupid as hell?
• 2:31 Why is Dorothy there? Do they even mention her?
• 2:57 Gawd, I’m getting flashbacks to the repetition of that Epic Mickey video.
• 3:16 That actually kinda fits.
• 3:21 That, on the other hand…
• 3:33 I don’t remember the game being this easy.
• 3:41 [link]
• 4:10 And that’s the closest Benny’s ever been to animating a head.
• 4:47 I wonder what a child would be thinking when looking for a walkthrough.
• 5:40 I certainly don’t remember the maze having trees.
• 5:53 Stop using the same running shots! They don’t even work well!
• 6:11 I said st- PEOPLE LIKE THIS! There, I said it.
• 6:20 “when, the suspends is killing me ?”
• 6:30 Had they been any chattier, they’d say, “Yeah, Jiminy. We heard you the first time.”
• 7:08 KAIREL: Because then, we’d be fapped at more than ever before!
• 7:27 This is not quite as laughable as the rollercoaster scene in The Amazing Bulk.
• 7:44 It’s a kiddy game, what do you expect?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 2. Short, but not so sweet.

• 0:24 Who’s the Dumbo now?!
• 0:57 Looking at this game now, I don’t think that would be the perfect time to call them “villains”.
• 1:17 Bad subtitle sync.
• 1:31 I have one. Use contrast and blue screen key!
• 1:51 God, this is a load of *whisper*
• 2:01 You know your crossover sucks when the only redeeming quality is that at least, at least it’s not Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario.
• 2:20 And this was a year before Madagascar 3 came out. They’d at least know how to pull off an amazing circus now.
• 3:34 That’s……uh……subtle?
• 4:22 They’re back? What?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Back in the day, I used to pick any kids game for the PC that interested me the most. Games like Disney’s Villains’ Revenge. And now it’s been turned into an Adventure video by Benny and the gang. Last time we met them, they added spaceships and Moon Power into Beauty and the Beast. How brutal will their attack on childhood memories be this time? Let’s find out in the Halloween special that was originally uploaded nearly a month prior, so it kinda makes sense to riff it today, Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 1.

• 1:34 Why a spaceship? Why not?
• 1:52 Hey, who invited you?
• 1:54 We get subtitles from that guy and horrid voice acting from this guy?
• 1:56 Roger Rabbit? Oh, Jesus. Jeepers, even.
• 2:03 They’re fine with subtitles, stop believing you can do a good impression!
• 2:06 This is nothing to do with the Disney-Lucasfilm purchase. It’s much worse news.
• 2:15 It’s been a while, bad Rafiki impersonator.
• 2:20 Cue the running montage!
• 2:56 What are those people even doing there? Are they part of the character line-up.
• 3:07 So dark that when I squint my eyes, he’s barely even visible!
• 3:11 The guy who works for Shmorky can do a better Robin Williams impersonation than him.
• 3:16 *cuts to shots of Miami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!
• 3:27 I think you mean to say, “Why did Benny bring us here?”
• 3:40 Well, so far this makes more sense than Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey.
• 3:46 This is actually one of the better impersonations, relatively speaking.
• 3:48 You’re a Disney character! Stop acting like you don’t know!
• 3:55 Where all Disney characters go. Hear that, Benny?
• 3:59 Pooh. The one word that pisses me off the most in these crossovers.
• 4:12 Jiminy would already know who the non-DreamWorks characters are. Besides, didn’t Pinocchio make a cameo in Roger Rabbit?
• 4:15 Could you just introduce characters like them earlier instead of having them appear out of the blue?
• 4:23 My eyes. MY EYES. MY MIND.
• 4:30 JIMINY: Oh. The Madagascar guys? Ooh, I’ll get you for being better than The Wild!
• 4:34 Wait, is that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation? Imagine hearing that over footage of There’s Something About Mary.
• 4:44 Those are very, very, VERY bad impersonations of the El Arca cast.
• 4:50 Another pussy! But no, not in a literal way.
• 4:54 …Do I really have to say it right now?
• 5:05 GAWD THE ARTWORK IS SO LAUGHABLE HERE
• 5:08 Adopted? Oh, how I wish I could read and hear that word more than once.
• 5:31 XIRO: Thanks for reminding us to ruin more fairy tales!
• 5:44 Get an actual sound clip and I wouldn’t be laughing as much!
• 5:54 And yet he didn’t do anything.
• 6:51 Which this thing should stay as.
• 7:21 I can already feel my childhood burning faster than before.
• 7:31 Really? Because that voice of his bugs me to no end.
• 7:51 That’s supposed to be the voice of Pumbaa?
• 7:53 Never knew? There are so many awkward relationships in this gang that you shouldn’t be surprised!
• 8:13 That’s supposed to be CedDo I really?
• 9:07 Hey? Where’s Benny in this montage of villains?
• 9:52 Here to take revenge on the Good Fairy, as it seems.
• 10:21 They’re movies! And games! And crossovers, if done right!
• 10:34 Hmm, fourth wall much?
• 10:45 BLUE: …and the logic…
• 11:07 Spoiler alert.
• 11:18 You’re telling me.
• 11:25 Blurbs should never be dialogue!
• 11:49 At least add something resembling a joke to this situation!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION I DO NOT OWN POOH BEAR POKEMON STAR WARS OR THE POH’S ADVENTURES SERIES I JUST MADE THIS FOR FUN SO I BEG YOU NO ONE SUIE ME AND DESTROY MY YOUTUBE CHANNLE I LOVE MY YOUTUBE CHANNLE I LOVE YOUTUBE ITSELF

The fun doesn’t begin until 7:00.