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Mar 6
Because The Cleveland Show was canceled before they could get a chance.

Because The Cleveland Show was canceled before they could get a chance.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Brian%27s_sacrifice

  • Sunset Shimmer: Say goodbye, Twilight Sparkle. (she shoots her Luger)
  • Thomas: Twilight!
  • Brian: No!
  • (he jumps in front of Twilight and the bullet hits him in his stomach)
  • [Everyone watches in horror of Brian getting shot]
  • Twilight: Brian!
  • Stewie: Ah, Brian!
  • Lois: Oh, my God!
  • Sunset Shimmer: [cackling]
  • Thomas: [rams her] RAH!
  • [Sunset Shimmer is knocked out cold]
  • Pooh: Brian!
  • Sylveon: Honey!
  • Vinny: Brother!
  • Brian: (still barley alive breathing) Twilight.
  • Twilight: Brian?
  • Brian: This..is..bigger than any of us, then anything I could have imagine, and I'll I ever wanted to do was (choughing) I wanted to be a Honored guest to Canterlot.
  • Twilight: Brian, no! Stay with me Brian, Brian!
  • Brian: Don't worry about me, because the age of the Transformers is over. (he closes his eyes and his hand falls to the ground)
  • Twilight: No Brian, come on Brian, don't go! Stay with me, stay with me!!! (beginning to cry) Brian, Brian please don't go!
  • Mako: Is he?
  • Hiatt Grey: Yes Mako [sniffs] He's dead.
  • Pinkie: [Crying]
  • Fluttershy: [Crying]
  • Rarity: [Crying]
  • Shai-Shay: Poor, Brain.
  • Rodger: He saved Twilight's life.
  • Roary: We all must solute a very brave dog, who risked his life to save a friend.
  • Princess Cadance: I thought, our little foal would get to see Brian. [puts her belly as she speaks]
  • Shining Armor: Me, two.
  • R2-D2: [Beeps].
  • Peter: Don't worry guys Brian, is in heaven now.
  • (from 'Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction')
Remember the other time I took on Return of the Jedi?

Remember the other time I took on Return of the Jedi?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

May 2

Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction

  • Lord Business will be a good guy in this film, and so will Nostalgia Critic, The TGWTG Squad and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
  • Both Transformers: Age of Extinction and The LEGO Movie where both released in theaters in 2014.
  • It reveals that Nightmare Moon is the wife of King Sombra.
  • Bertie’s Lightsaber from “Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet The Lone Ranger” will be seen in this film.
  • Brian will die in this film, but he will come back in the battle scene.
As if adding the Seinfeld bunch wasn’t stupid enough, he’s become Reese Ambler 2.0 and added himself as well.

As if adding the Seinfeld bunch wasn’t stupid enough, he’s become Reese Ambler 2.0 and added himself as well.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

hellnoreeseambler:

fnbandfandoms:

the Endor Adventure Crew by ReeseAmbler1997

Good god, he added the fucking BEATLES to his gang?
I don’t even recognize half these characters, except for Jim Hawkins, the cast from Rocket Power, Paranorman, the kids from Johnny Test, Flint Lockwood, and Merida. THIS is how clustered it is. 

hellnoreeseambler:

fnbandfandoms:

the Endor Adventure Crew by ReeseAmbler1997

Good god, he added the fucking BEATLES to his gang?

I don’t even recognize half these characters, except for Jim Hawkins, the cast from Rocket Power, Paranorman, the kids from Johnny Test, Flint Lockwood, and Merida. THIS is how clustered it is. 

Following the events of “Magical Mystery Cure”, Twilight Sparkle is still fretting about her recent coronation to a Princess as she and her Ponyville friends, along with their Squad Team led by IG-88 and IG-80, as well as Rainbow Dash’s boyfriend Todd Wyatt (played by TeenTitansFan201 himself), travel to the Crystal Empire for a royal summit with Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. There, Sunset Shimmer, a former and bitter student of Princess Celestia, whom is working for The Nostalgia Critic, The AVGN, and the TGWTG Crew, appears through a magic mirror and steals Twilight’s crown, one of the Elements of Harmony. In the tussle, the crown falls through the mirror and Sunset follows it through. Princess Celestia informs Twilight and her friends that the mirror leads to a different world, and that Twilight alone must cross over to retrieve it before the portal closes again for thirty moons, or else the Elements of Harmony will no longer protect Equestria. Twilight enters the mirror, with Spike, her dragon assistant, jumping in after her.

Rainbow Dash’s boyfriend Todd Wyatt (played by TeenTitansFan201 himself)

Who doesn’t want to be the boyfriend of a flying horse these days?

(Source: teentitansfan201.wikia.com)

A scene from "IG-88's Adventures WWE Chronicles Episode 1 Reese and Numbuh 5's Special Aniversary"

  • Joker: come here Hey Look at me (then he Tells Numbuh 5 her Story) i Like that
  • IG-88: then your Gonna Love Me. (Punches Joker) I Love using that voice.
  • NC: *gasp* IG-88 HOW DID YOU-
  • Reese: i contacted them thats how
  • Negaduck: Wel were gonna Show them a Lesson
  • IG-88: Negaduck!? How'd you get in this film!? Permission by Katy Perry?
  • Two-Face: Don't Forget 88 Were the Crime Empire
  • IG-88: Tell Me About it. At least Florida Georgia Line did better. (Shows The Cruise Video)
  • AVGN: THAT SONG- GET THEM! (then the Biggest Battle Starts in the Prom)
  • (As the battle goes on, Donald Trump and Brad Pitt are watching from a table in the room.)
  • Brad Pitt: I Have to admit: This battle is twice as good as the Final Battle in Return Of The King.

A quote from "IG-88's Adventures of Star Wars Episode I"

  • Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Discover who this assassin is, we must.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yoda's Right. We need to find out what this assassin is.
  • Mario: Yeah. It could be anyone. I mean what's this Nostalgia Critic comin to?
  • IG-88: I got no idea. Probably it's because of the mindless ideas David Lynch can come up with for his movies!

Coming soon from Hewy Toonmore…

Winnie the Pooh and the Return to Oz is an upcoming sequel to BowserMovies1989’s film Pooh’s Adventures of The Wizard of Oz by BrerDanielMovie93 and HewyLewis. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

  • Mewtwo, The Good FairySlimerStay PuftC-3POR2-D2AislingDarth VaderBoba Fett, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Ash KetchumPikachuMistyTogepiBalooBagheeraBowserMistress NineBowser Jr., Azula, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Grumblemon, Arbormon, Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov, Natasha Fatale, Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic, The Psycho Rangers, The Phantom BlotShere KhanDr. FacilierTeam Rocket(Jessie, James, and Meowth), and Giovanni guest star in this film.

Because a film that involved Dorothy getting electric shock therapy deserves to include Ash Ketchum and Boris Badenov.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 7. Hopefully Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Lego movie will be better than this Lego movie. Oh, what am I saying, of course it will!

  • 0:50 They never, ever bother to shorten it. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:37 Weren’t Rabbit and Eeyore just standing there?
  • 1:58 (see 0:50)
  • 2:25 Really, wouldn’t it hurt to cut any moment out where they’re doing nothing? Or at least get a walkthrough that resembles a speedrun? This double feature’s already gone past 80 minutes.
  • 3:52 Yet there’s going to be no sign of any of these droids being electrocuted or burned because THESE GUEST STARS NEVER DO ANYTHING.
  • 4:18 [link]
  • 6:00 Come on, these new characters haven’t even had much presence!

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 6. Nose-picker Egomaniac and Not Yakko finally continued this, so let’s get back to business.

  • 0:17 Just because Leonard Nimoy helped Zachary Quinto learn everything about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t mean this is a good idea!
  • 0:24 [link], you badly drawn banana thing.
  • 0:29 She doesn’t want to go underwater? She’s Numbuh 5! She’s better than that!
  • 0:47 That’s because you’re wearing a protective helmet. [link]
  • 0:50 Why isn’t Eeyore wearing a suit? He’ll drown without it!
  • 0:54 This guy seems like one of the only ones who has a better chance of getting some air.
  • 3:09 Eileen finally says something. What, do R & Y write the lines before they choose the characters and gamble to see who gets them?
  • 4:00 Why does Reese always turn into a chubby kid with a monocle when he’s spoken to by Numbuh 5?

Psyga Watches Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon

psyga315:

Alright, I’ve said long ago that I’d retire from riffing on Pooh’s Adventures. While this is true, I’ve heard word that the guy who made Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs had recently ended his franchise of Pooh’s Adventures (yes, I just used the business definition of franchise to describe it) and it got me thinking. Perhaps after about three months of making Pooh’s Adventures, perhaps some quality has improved a bit. While I’m not exactly favourable of Pooh’s Adventures, I do have the belief that there can be room for improvement. Youtube Poop went from just repeating clips repeatedly to sentence mixing to create comprehensive stories that can make a gut burst. If that can be improved for something that was once defined as “sending crap to Yotuube”, then perhaps this might have hope. Only one way to find out, I suppose. I do warn you, I will ad lib some of the plot, so some details might not be 100% accurate to the movie. It’s better than going “and then this happens? I don’t know what’s going on!”, but I presume that in the span of three months, the creator of what I call the Pooh’s Jamming Adventures series might have improved. I should shut up and start talking about the film. Let’s begin with Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon.

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Psyga Watches The Finale To Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon

psyga315:

So if you guys didn’t read my review to Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon, let me recap what happened and why I’m reviewing the movie again. The audio was cut off because of Youtube, and the video was reuploaded. And so, I decided to give the finale a watch before Youtube cockblocks the video once again.

First off, I didn’t include the trailer, because I didn’t know it was this snark worthy. Really, it’s building up the movie like some sort of spy movie, with printed out pictures of Pooh and the various characters. Also, Chick Hicks and Doc Hudson were probably gonna be in the movie, but were cut out at the last minute. Really, a Pooh Spy Movie might actually be pretty good… Then again, given the concept of Pooh’s Adventures…

Anyways, onto the movie.

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May 6

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?