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Pooh’s Adventures Inside Reese’s Buttcheeks - The Pooh’s Adventure to end all Pooh’s Adventures! Join Reese Ambler on a personal journey into his sub-conscious mind as he struggles to differentiate reality and fantasy. Strangely enough, Pooh doesn’t even make an appearance here, but the movie makes up for it as they include an assortment of lovable copyrighted characters that the whole family enjoy, including Jason Voorhees, Fritz The Cat, The Ghost of Frank Zappa, and the backwards alien from XTRO.
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Reese Ambler is quite the…..INTERESTING individual. Even I didn’t act like him at the age of 16. Now I don’t wanna act like an ass just for the sake of being an ass. But Reese is such a rude little twerp with poor grammar skills, less-than-riveting artwork, and an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon girl, I can’t help but add my own two cents. Now granted, he MIGHT show room for improvement as he gets older, but if he’s like this at the age of 21, then there’s no hope for him socially.

Pooh’s Adventures Inside Reese’s Buttcheeks - The Pooh’s Adventure to end all Pooh’s Adventures! Join Reese Ambler on a personal journey into his sub-conscious mind as he struggles to differentiate reality and fantasy. Strangely enough, Pooh doesn’t even make an appearance here, but the movie makes up for it as they include an assortment of lovable copyrighted characters that the whole family enjoy, including Jason Voorhees, Fritz The Cat, The Ghost of Frank Zappa, and the backwards alien from XTRO.

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Reese Ambler is quite the…..INTERESTING individual. Even I didn’t act like him at the age of 16. Now I don’t wanna act like an ass just for the sake of being an ass. But Reese is such a rude little twerp with poor grammar skills, less-than-riveting artwork, and an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon girl, I can’t help but add my own two cents. Now granted, he MIGHT show room for improvement as he gets older, but if he’s like this at the age of 21, then there’s no hope for him socially.

Second parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil.

Second parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil.

“Watch as Pooh and pals team up with Walter White to produce the purest crystal honey ABQ has ever seen!”

Sources: Breaking Bad, Winnie The Pooh, HowToBasic Facade, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, Dr. Strangelove, Super Smash Bros Brawl, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, Cinemassacre, Gravity Falls, As Good As It Gets, The Shining

Frank Feel - It’s basically a parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil, but everyone on Deviantart is througly convinced he’s my own OC, so sssshhh. ;)

Frank Feel - It’s basically a parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil, but everyone on Deviantart is througly convinced he’s my own OC, so sssshhh. ;)

Nathan also added this:
“We keep deleting this article instead of seeing the truth! We’re kinda dumb like that!”

Nathan also added this:

“We keep deleting this article instead of seeing the truth! We’re kinda dumb like that!”

Oct 8

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No!!!!! you Don’t Even Know where I Live.

PoohMod: This is just another situation where you take things literally. Of course I don’t know where you live, and I don’t want to think about it. I may not be your father, your boss, your teacher or a little termite in your undersized brain who pushes a button and makes you do something, but if you can’t tell the difference between sarcasm and truth, still refuse to accept swearing in your life or think that a marginally intelligent guy who’s reached adulthood will be easily threatened, then it’s clear that you haven’t been educated enough or grown up yet.

Take it like a man, Reese. Like me. The 20¼ year old (who’s still seeking a job) that your 16 year old mind can’t handle the formal English of. Stop whining and try and improve on your work, your behaviour, your maturity and your English. The kinder and more aware you are, the less likely it is that the big, dumb meanies will be able to bother you. Don’t like how I’m talking to you? Think I’m controlling you instead of giving you helpful advice? Remember - you’re dealing with adults.

Oct 8

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you Know What I Hate the Way you Talk to Me Like that and I Hate Swearing you don’t Have the Power to Controll me and Tell me What to do I Told you Before.

PoohMod: Alright, I’ll put it this way.

Why Dont you Shut Up and Go Away you Poopypants Or else Ill Call the Cops and Acuse You of Rape Becausse Your Creepy and your Obssesion Over Numbuh 5 is Creepy And Your Videos Suck So DEAL WITH IT YOU BIG MEANEE!!!!!!!!!1

Seriously, you’re fucking selfish and you need to realise that.

Oct 8

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How Dare you Thinking im Like that what you Just Posted was Illiegal you Should Be Arrested for Doing stuff Like Making a Pic of me Like that is So Unaccecptable.

PoohMod: That is not me who did the drawing, it’s a man over the age of 20 (presumably) from your country who looks like this, draws like this, enjoys this, has a sister whose work includes this and is probably laughing at your threats to arrest people that didn’t reveal your personal info or something. I don’t want to go as far as to commit such a crime as revealing one’s contact details, nope, I’m just going to find it hard to take you seriously.

Why do I waste my time complaining about your videos? Because it’s fun, that’s why. However, by wasting your time trying to get back at your haters with these childish responses and self-centered death threats you’re making yourself look worse and worse in front of society.  Clint’s a nice guy who respected Benny the Beast after he quit Pooh’s Adventures style videos, and he wouldn’t have drawn that if you learned to grow the hell up and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oct 8
Reese Ambler - seriously, this guy cracks me up.

Reese Ambler - seriously, this guy cracks me up.

Oct 7

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Hmm Don’t know Don’t Care.

PoohMod: You don’t care? Who else besides reeseandnumbuh5 likes to add himself and an underage cartoon character while having wet dreams about her into LEGO games?

Oct 7

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Wait Hold on that Video your on is Not my Video I Didn’t Make a Crossover out of it.

PoohMod: Then who is ReeseAmbler1997 supposed to be?

Oct 7

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Oh no you Don’t your not Gonna Riff my Pooh/Eds Halloween Film you do and You’ll be Sorry.

PoohMod: Last time, I suffered through one of the most uninspired and boring battles in history. Now it’s Numbuh 5’s husbando’s turn, and at only seven parts this shall at least be a lot easier for me to riff. Pooh’s adventures of Ed Edd n Eddy’s Boo Haw Haw, part 1.

  • 2:21 The admin of Los3Eds ditched his site for this?
  • 2:56 It really is a problem when you’re laughing at something that has been ruined by bad crossover editing skills.
  • 4:02 It’s Autumn 2013, and the desert gimmick is still being used.
Oct 1

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_of_2001:_A_Space_Odyssey

So I’m kind of drunk at the moment, and I decided to finally go and vandalize the Pooh’s Adventures wiki with that 2001 thing I mentioned a few weeks ago. Go take a look at it before the mods take it down and/or send me poorly-capitalized death threats.

PoohMod: They erased it, so click Read More for what used to be there. Spoilers, obviously.

Keep reading

Oct 1

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Allright i’ll Ignore what you Say and I Hope you’ll Ignore My Friends Too YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL IGNORE US

PoohMod: Please do ignore us, and for God’s sake ignore the criticism your videos are getting. Take criticism, please. After all, you’re dealing with a 20 year old here.

Oct 1

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Rules? Heres a Rule for you THIS PLACE GETS TURNED OFF (Pushes heckNo Pooh Guy Off)

PoohMod: It won’t turn off, no matter how hard your scripted actions try. Just let us have fun.