Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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and if you Think I Should Ignore you then How About you Ignore Me and My Friends.

PoohMod: Just ignore us already. People don’t give a crap when the likes of Encyclopedia Dramatica trashes on them, and neither should you.

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First of all you See im Not Selfish and im Not a Nosepicker im Trying to Ask you a Reason why This Evilness your doing Just Needs to end.

PoohMod: You may not be a nosepicker, and I realise that now, but there is strong evidence of your selfishness on every page of this blog’s “Reese” tag. Unfortunately, your knowledge isn’t good enough to know that. We will end this “evilness” if you IGNORE US AND LEARN WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG IN YOUR CROSSOVERS.

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I Saw that Vid LeoFan Made and About Those Suggestions Were Not Gonna Follow Them it Would’ve Happened Before the Series Started But No it’s Too Late.

PoohMod: Reese, do you realise how selfish you are being?

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Actually I Lied to you im Not Doing your Orders you Bald-Troublemaker

PoohMod: I know you were, you trouble-taker. Now prepare for 10,000 years of non-stop trolling, because if you want to remain a sad, troubled man for as long as you live, with us and potentially hundreds of others giving you shit about your poorly made crossovers, inflated egotism and disturbing obsessions, then that’s perfectly fine by me. You’re asking for all this hate. All these mockeries, all these piss-takes, all these immature death threats. You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into with the crap you say. You’re just making yourself look like a bigger asshole than me and most of my blog’s supporters.

What I’m trying to say is that ignorance is bliss. Me, I’ll never shut down this blog because I’m not going to ignore the lack of effort that goes into these crossovers, but if you leave us alone, we’ll leave you alone, and then you can live a long, happy life. If you don’t, then you’re finding many excuses to make yourself miserable, and nobody likes being miserable. It’s a war you can’t win, buddy. So, ready for the next round?

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Okay Okay i’ll Accecpt the Offer.

PoohMod:

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What?…No you Wouldn’t Dare you Can’t Do this!!

PoohMod: If you didn’t refuse then this argument wouldn’t carry on. Perhaps you didn’t read the parts about stopping a fight; by refusing my kind offer you’re asking for trouble.

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Hmmm Let me Think…..Nope Never Sorry.

PoohMod: You still want your life to be a living hell until the day you die, huh?

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Oh no Thank you I Know What your Up Too.

PoohMod: I know your series has fans, and popular Adventure creator Benny J. Ross doesn’t like to disappoint his fans either. But he didn’t want to spend the rest of his life in a fight. He’s a kind enough guy once you get to know him (and that’s coming from me), and to make sure he doesn’t end up in any kind of fight, he gave up on crossovers and focused on more original projects.

If you focus on original projects, not putting a gigantic cast of cartoon characters into Planet of the Apes and spoiling artistic and moral integrity, then we will leave you alone and your life will be happy. Sure you may have disappointed the people that like cheap crossovers, but please, be like Benny. Be brave. That way, we will respect you and this thousand-year fight will come to an end.

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What if we could work Things out and Be Friends and Never Fight and Have our films Reviewed in a Nice Way Why Can’t we All Just…Get along but if you Hate Them Ignore Them.

PoohMod: Hmmmmm…

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…How about I make a deal with you?

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on the Other Hand I Can make a Deal with you.

PoohMod: I’m listening/reading.

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I See Mr HeckNoGuy or Whoever the Hell you Are will Put an End to This Reviewing Forever I Mean come on Isn’t the Internet Big Enough for the Both of us? why are you Even Doing This to us Anyways?

PoohMod: Is the internet big enough for both of us, you say?

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Don’t you Idiots Know that I Didn’t Co-Direct the Headless Horseman of Hallloween with Yakko? I Just Gave Him Ideas for it and I Don’t Know what Waifu Means But whatever it is it Needs to Stop im Still Not Breaking up with Numbuh 5 and even if you Try to Get me to do it it’ll Take a Thousand Years.

PoohMod: I didn’t say you co-directed it (Well, I did at one point but that was a goof-up), I just know you contributed ideas to it. Also, “waifu” is Engrish for “wife” but is widely used when someone masturbates to a fictional female and treats her like she is real. Case in point: you and Numbuh 5, a relationship that seems to be pedophilia considering the ages of you and her. You want to spark new life into the world? Have sex with a real girl.

Hell, there is a guy who married a plush doll of Twilight Sparkle and faced thousands upon thousands of people seeing him as insane. I know you’re never going to break up with your waifu and you are going to call us people “idiots” when your grammar is abysmal and your obsession over a character from a show that ended five years ago is unhealthier than aspartame - just keep on defending your relationship with a 10-year-old, hand-drawn being and you’ll get the same treatment as Twilight’s husbando for as long as it takes for us to pick on you.

Ever wondered why Resse’s waifu is Numbah 5? Well, I know. It’s a long story. It all started, in a Pooh’s Adventure Christmas Triple Feature. 

http://www.wenoo.net/video/0629f8a4ab6477642b5 (Poky Little Puppy’s First Christmas)

http://www.wenoo.net/video/fc59624a18663b8d4d2 (Poky’s Xmas Part 2)

http://www.wenoo.net/video/a75ed441ffce412a0a1 (Rest of PLP’s Holiday and this is when it get’s juicy.)

http://www.wenoo.net/video/bd98b54e57a1ad89d12 (Rest of KND special and A Christmas Story?)

http://www.wenoo.net/video/659f8c3776aaf1f8efd (No more stuff in here.)

http://www.wenoo.net/video/96bf73e7858cea114e1

Other highlights include the villains joining the good guys just because “It’s Christmas.”, and Ducky marrying a character from “Dink the Little Dinosaur” (This replaces the Jetta/Little Godzilla relationship from that Happy Days crossover).

Oh gud