Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Since Max here commentated on Pooh’s Adventures of Who Killed Who, I thought it would be interesting to see him commentate on the other adventure I commentated.

What’s the point of me doing it if someone already used my formula?

Here’s a video for a stupid upcoming crossover!

This user had the BALLS to use a cartoon directed by one of the greatest animation directors of all time! I tried to keep myself from liking it, but I was smiling; not at the stupid edited clips from Pooh, Thomas, and the ponies, but at the cartoon itself. It was then I realized I should watch the REAL cartoon, instead of just watching some stupid crossover. Just goes to show that you don’t even want to mess with someone as awesome as Tex Avery.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Although I wouldn’t usually riff something that’s already been done in my formula, let’s solve the mystery as to why people like the only way Who Killed Who can be watched on YouTube, Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 1.

• 0:00 At least the use of the Disney logo makes sense in this video, unlike those videos where is was just used for shits and giggles.
• 1:50 You do know that you can take the title card and edit it on Paint rather than steal a photograph of a bunch of knives, right?
• 2:04 *insert rabid brony joke about psycho ponies here*
• 2:14 And this horrible video.
• 2:48 So that’s what the screaming was all about.
• 3:34 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
• 4:01 I just wish their introductions could be more elaborate rather than just have them first appear staring.
• 4:15 [link]
• 4:29 Have her say “Oh my” and not “Oh…my” and this video would be a teensy bit shorter.
• 4:35 I’m just going to assume that Thomas and friends are really toys and the attic is the worst place they could ever be. And don’t get me started on the ponies.
• 4:57 Do you have to ask them about everything?
• 5:26 “What” montage.
• 5:41 POOH: This is a Pooh’s Adventure. Duhhhhh.
• 5:54 Because if the trains did take the lead, then it would take quite a while.
• 6:18 Twilight Sparkle replacing Eeyore’s line? The two-timer.
• 6:47 Your boiler knocking?
• 7:12 Gasping montage.
• 7:28 Yeah, there’s rocks and cactuses everywhere.
• 7:32 Except the ponies aren’t stupid enough not to know what an attic is. Good thing this is coming from the train’s mouth.
• 7:38 The answer’s going to be along the lines of, “Either you’re homeless or you’re stupid.”
• 7:51 And here’s our first three ruined gags.
• 8:45 Hey! I was smiling, you killjoy!
• 8:55 You’d have to be a real asshole to ruin comedy like that.
• 9:06 I’ll have you know that people found this video funny. People who haven’t actually seen the damn short before.
• 9:14 The audience member = sane individual. Officer Hound = 76859Thomas.
• 9:26 Introduction montage.
• 9:48 RAILTY: Got that name from marrying a train!
• 9:50 The guy at the bottom? Well, you did.
• 9:56 Pinkie Pie = sane individual. Railty = 76859Thomas.
• 10:18 [link]
• 10:25 Poor Tigger, must have a cold.
• 10:27 “inersent” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Comments:

• “Well, this is something! An adventure of a single cartoon rather than a whole special or movie! Nice. A good cartoon as well.”
• “So much gasping.”
• “Very good work! You know, most of my fave toons have mystery-themed eps (other than Scooby Doo, which has them all the time). Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Remote Island Syndrome, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: MMMystery on the Friendship Express, Gravity Falls: Headhunters, Adventure Time: Mystery Train / The Creeps. This classic, however, is what set the mould for all those. Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo! Great stuff! :)”
• “Sweet!”
• “Nice job on this crossover so far!”
• “Awesome crossover, I can’t wait for part 2. :D”

…Do these people even have a sense of humour?

Well, camcorders have been used in LP’s, and previous Pooh’s Adventures functioned like LP’s, so it was inevitable that we had a camcorder Pooh’s Adventures.

Frogs? You mean the B-movie where a town is infested by a swarm of killer frogs? Eh, I could’ve already imagined that Pooh would take on horror. *reads the description* … Captain Frax? Princess Lilly? Wartrop- *searches for the names listed*

You managed to think up your own characters, whoever you are, and yet the best you could do with them was make the whole thing a Pooh’s Adventure. Well, while the guy who submitted this already reviewed it, the same thing happened with Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days. Let’s riff, not just analyse, Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 1.

• 0:00 Oh great, it’s already suffering from disneyJSman syndrome.
• 0:23 Childish Disney logo! Boo!
• 0:31 Two logos from WETA Digital in a row. Peter Jackson would be so ashamed.
• 1:09 Ironic how a logo commonly seen in educational programs could appear in something so brainless.
• 1:40 You don’t see this everyday in a Pooh’s Adventure. I’ll give him that.
• 2:05 Actually, they’ve flown spaceships and battled giant monsters. Would they count as the greatest?
• 8:27 And now that tender moment from the beginning of Pooh’s Grand Adventure is butchered by the opening of Muppet Treasure Island, and the creator was clearly too lazy to cover up the opening credits.
• 8:44 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 8:51 Your Star Wars opening crawl isn’t fooling anyone but the idiots who like these videos.
• 9:13 Couldn’t even film it directly from the movie, huh?
• 9:27 Kermit’s going to be involved, isn’t he? I sure hope so.
• 11:23 It exploded us all the way to Russia.
• 11:38 So how did Pooh go back all those years?
• 11:43 MUTING. It isn’t that hard. Also, that’s a very badly place subtitle. Also, it appears that Russia is populated by frogs. Also, apparently those people are supposed to be frogs. Also, people like this.