Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Something I forgot to add to the Trainboy “Out to Launch” riff. Three noteworthy reviews from parts one and two:

I’ll just let them speak for themselves.

http://h1ghlander360.tumblr.com/post/38696999729/dis-is-leik-teh-bezt-poohs-motha-focking

This whole thing is a joke. 

Merry Christmas, kids. The Douchebag (or The Dookbag) here. Days ago I shared a Trainboy54 (Jon)-edited episode of Phineas and Ferb where he showed the incredible ability to make two versions of himself be in two places at the same time. Of course if you remember, his second identity was a Thomas re-color that crapped in a toy store. So after a short time span and in a waste of it, I decided to give you all the Christmas gift of scorning the dreams of a sad individual from New Jersey. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 60: “Out to Launch”

He posted this 60th episode a day after he posted the 59th. So I have to suppose he does these episodes every day during holidays. I wonder what will happen once he runs out of episodes and if the Phineas and Ferb series ends in a short time soon. Will he make MS Paint train adventures? Will he choose another series to ruin? Or will his parents actually make him nut the fuck up and do something else?

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I couldn’t resist! I JUST COULDN’T!

“His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when he made Logan’s Adventures of NIMH in ‘12, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole story has a clear, crisp story, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the adventures a big boost. He’s been compared to DisneyDaniel93, but I think Hewy has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”

What the fuck do they have in common? What do all three of these people have in common that would make Shadow be reminded of Maria?

Benny, Leo, Johnny, and Rae get- WHAAAT?!

http://wrestlemaniac829.deviantart.com/art/Benny-Leo-Johnny-and-Rae-Get-Spirited-Away-Pt-1-341435005

Pooh’s Adventures-Type Stories in Miyazaki movies?! 

The latest Trainboy / Phineas and Ferb adventure, Episode 57: Toy to the World, featuring an opener by another Thomas fan, Ben Ackley.

Get ready for more virginity wackiness, only thankfully minus singing from what I quickly skimmed through.

Hewylewis… y u tink dis is good?

Logan and the Secret of NIMH
Written by Logan “Hewylewis” Ridenbaugh and Bryce “The Wrestlemaniac” Kanyon 

Dear Logan

I get why you keep doing these crossovers as written documents rather than fully produced videos. Cause if you did do that, people would have called you out on them and considered watching them and what you did a waste of precious time. But regardless, doing these crossover fanfics and “so original plz don’t criticize” gender-swapped Beauty and the Beast story have taken effort away from what you could have been giving to what your fans want to see, including the Hewy’s Animated Reviews and Fantasy Movie Memories series.

In fact, spending all this time doing your indulgent, self-destroying passion projects is actually making your collaborators patiently wait for episodes of your shows to work on. Sam Flemming is calling quits on Fantasy Movie Memories as a result of this. You did respond to as to why you liked the crossover series that inspired what you have been doing, saying that you normally hate crossovers but you thought the Fantasy Film videos had good writing and voice acting. If you hate crossovers say like Pooh’s Adventures or the music videos of fan-pairings, then why do you dig a series that represents the very worst of what crossovers can be and condescends to the lowest common denominator?

If you are reading this, Logan, please take into consideration of what I explained and how your minimalist arguments in support probably won’t work. You must have much better to make instead.

Love,
Heck No Pooh’s Adventures 

Hewylewis… Y u… Oh screw it!!!

http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-Meets-Popeye-and-Ali-Baba-s-Forty-Thieves-339955396

I think this one takes the cake for “Most Pointless Pooh’s Adventures-Type Story”. There should be “awards” for this stuff.

Hewy Lewis… Y u do dis? :(

http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-s-Adventures-in-The-Land-Before-Time-Part-1-338819452

You are better than this type of crap Hewylewis.

Well, if you look at his DeviantART favourites…

Welp, I’ve done it.

I’ve taken the lulz of a cult classic game and mixed it with a parodied look at the infamous genre this tumblr is dedicated to…

And I’ve made… THIS: