Heck No Pooh's Adventures

The other teaser looks like this.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 12. According to what I’ve heard from his voice, the guy who created this video is in his teens. Thank goodness. Now it’s safer for me to make fun of this video.

• 0:07 Aaaaaaand we have a reviewaboo. First up, Bobblehead and Actually Quite a Fun Woman.
• 0:11 I dunno either, a crossover review of a Pooh’s Adventures video?
• 0:14 Film Brain = Reese. Lupa = me.
• 0:18 Doug Phunny. Of course!
• 0:24 WATCH ALL THEIR DAMN VIDEOS YOU INACCURATE REVIEWABOO BASTARD.
• 0:27 This is a Pooh’s Adventures video. You have many reasons to be here.
• 0:30 So… they’re evil now? I’m rooting on them like I did when I found Doug, well, funny.
• 0:36 [link]
• 0:44 Excuse me, Reese, but did you know that the Nostalgia Critic happened to do a very popular review of Batman and Robin? And a Rifftrax on Batman Forever?
• 0:54 NC: Enough to fill our internet revenue!
• 1:06 And I thought the anniversary videos were bad. *audience boos*
• 1:35 My toy, this heat is what all true photographs strive for.
• 1:47 To his bureau. ;)
• 1:58 Keep in mind that it was YakkoWarnerMovies that requested the angry reviewers to get into this video. Tut tut tut.
• 2:11 Your heroes!
• 2:32 Uh, end this video?
• 2:40 That’s what I hate about “your” confusion - they imply that it has two meanings.
• 2:48 Bad capitalisation, grammar and spelling all in one word!
• 2:58 Once again - PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Stand there and let Pooh continue on with the adventure that’s supposed to be his.
• 3:22 Heh heh heh, it’s funny because of what “IG” stands for.
• 3:29 I second that!
• 3:39 Fifi’s kissing a male skunk and a coyote. How are people even fooled by this?
• 3:55 It took me a second to read that. Why does the clip take five seconds to say it?
• 4:11 Couldn’t you even bother to find a reaction shot where the Nerd is actually shocked?

This part had no Pooh, and no Batman. Unbe-frickin’-lievable.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 11. They’re back, and their English isn’t any better.

• 0:13 “His new girlfriend? Aw, how cu- Wait. Is that a skunk he’s making out with? Oh Jesus…”
• 0:17 More proof that they’re just subtitling their own Vblogs.
• 0:19 “Girldriend” Come on, typos that large would stick out like a sore thumb to me!
• 0:25 End of rubbish, back to mediocrity.
• 1:43 No love for Daffy. :(
• 1:55 At least they actually included one of Pooh’s catchphrases in this video. From what I can remember, none of the others I saw happened to do that.
• 2:24 See that Cartoon Network logo next to you? Because if you happened to pay attention to another cartoon in your universe, then you’d know.
• 3:46 And what were they doing the whole time? Fighting?
• 3:58 No, just doing that.
• 4:29 Like the treatment you’ve been getting for the past five years.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 10. We finally get here. Not that it’s the end or anything. Groan.

• 0:16 Forced subtitling!
• 0:17 *sigh* Cue the panic montage…
• 0:44 You seem to be taking it rather well.
• 0:58 Even better with him.
• 1:19 So… Divorce?
• 1:27 Did he say the same thing twice only 
• 1:38 And now for the “WHAT” montage.
• 1:45 Embarrassing grammar and badly coloured subtitles, how I missed you.
• 1:55 You know something I just notice? There are more 3D bad guys than there are 3D goods.
• 2:14 I think the Arkham Asylum needs to lock up someone new…
• 3:06 Of course he does. He sold Pokémon toys a few months ago.
• 3:17 Can we just let Two-Face carry on with his business already?
• 3:21 He read my commentary?! *gasp*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 9. Like Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, this one is not yet complete, as this part was completed only a few days ago. Meanwhile, Reese is working on intros for his Pooh Adventures and Shadow is working on… Oh Christ…

• 0:47 Well, at least the Warners have a reason for being here.
• 1:24 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE EEYORE’S A PLUSH
• 2:03 Oh, there’s Pooh. I thought he was dead. Contribute, damnit!
• 2:36 …
• 2:43 PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS. CAN. YOU. BELIEVE. IT.
• 3:30 Uh… with him?
• 5:19 No, you be quiet. Or stop talking, due to your subs.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 8. Fifi and Furb- I mean Reese, sitting in a tree!

• 0:51 How many times did I tell you not to bring pets into the building?
• 1:24 Keep in mind that this was made long after I released Pooh’s Adventures of Eppaljeck.
• 2:29 And Randall’s there to ruin the human silence.
• 2:49 How old do you think the Riddler is? 2?
• 3:36 Where did his letterbox go?
• 3:46 The wolf girl finally gets a chance.
• 5:06 When Bruce Wayne hangs out with a pink cartoon rabbit among others, would people be amazed, or not take him seriously?

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 7. This part actually has nine likes. And it beings with a few Lego robots and a watermark. Society.

• 0:09 PEOPLE LIKE THIS. What? It’s catchy.
• 0:22 *insert subtitle saying “Your toys” here*
• 0:37 Where did Impact go?
• 0:42 Oh. There you are.
• 0:49 Impact ran away again. Fitting.
• 0:54 Is this some kind of pattern?
• 1:51 I wouldn’t really send him death threats, I’d just have to kindly ask him to quit.
• 2:02 This is even crazier than those Superman comics from the 50’s.
• 2:06 “Smithers, I don’t believe in suicide, but… if you’d like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.”
• 2:12 I believe this is the perfect time for the subtitles to turn red.
• 2:31 Subliminal Ganondorf.
• 3:13 Fuckity fuck fuckering fucking fuckers fucked fucks.
• 3:16 Same goes for every other character in your gang.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 6. This has no dislikes yet even more likes than that one part of Hotel Mario. Why?

• 0:07 At least he’s not Theodore Rex.
• 0:28 Or maybe it would look like a job for Supe*cough*Movie Maker.
• 0:43 But the question is - how many people can fit in there?
• 1:04 So, Reese is in disguise as a cartoon cat?
• 1:38 “Hey, we need to make sure that even the Riddler has a cartoon villain beside him. It’s not like YakkoWarnerMovies left the Skeksis alone!”
• 2:40 He misspelled Edward twice.
• 2:46 Your average Pooh’s Adventures fan.
• 3:51 Your average Pooh’s Adventures creator.
• 4:02 I know what Mike and Sulley did, but Ronald? Was his food too unhealthy for Randall’s taste?
• 6:52 *twitches*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 5. The heroes’ introduction scene begins, and star power rules all!

• 0:25 Yeah. Especially Superman, Wonder Woman, the Hulk, Thor, Beast, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Emma Frost, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Phoenix, Archangel, Havok, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, the Fantastic Four, the Toxic Avenger, and you!
• 0:59 Is there anyone he hasn’t met?
• 1:07 You should already know, Mr. Director.
• 1:15 You’d have to be a blithering idiot not to know Tigger.
• 1:19 Here we go, people… *groans out loud*
• 1:23 Woah! I mean, Whao! At least I don’t have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 1:36 *sigh* You just had to, didn’t you?
• 1:44 Well, back to business. *groans out loud*
• 2:20 They were right. I did have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 2:33 Yep. Definitely a Gary Stu. And a furry.
• 2:47 You’re not Furball, so quiet.
• 3:10 She found two of them, to be precise.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 4. I tell you, tagging this thing is exhausting as hell. So exhausting, in fact, that when I add the “video” tag it disappears the first time I post each part. Stop being so over the top, Reese!

• 0:06 Seriously?
• 0:49 I guess that when they do film themselves exclusively for the video, they don’t want their voices to be heard.
• 1:43 Seeing that sentence in front of the person that wrote it makes me cry.
• 2:10 Well, that explains everything.
• 3:54 “Yeah We We’re On Our Way To Way*cuts to next clip* I said it before, and I’ll say it again. PEOPLE FRICKIN’ LIKE THIS.
• 3:56 Didn’t we see them with Jim Carrey earlier ago?
• 3:57 The world’s already doomed.
• 4:14 "Head there Fast and See If Bruce Wayne Can Help Us to*cuts to next clip* Forget it. This goof is everywhere.
• 4:59 I believe I saw this clip before Hotel Mario’s torture.
• 5:20 Mewtwo Wich? Yuck! I hate Mewtwo Wiches!

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 3. Holy bad parenting. And that’s coming from me!

• 0:37 You’re involving Winnie the Pooh in a movie with real guns. Speaking of which, where is he, anyway?
• 0:52 The kids matter now?
• 0:57 So… Gary Stus.
• 1:07 ACTING!!!!!
• 1:36 You’re not going to get a lawsuit for calling it a lightsaber, you know.
• 1:55 I’m starting to get the feeling that they didn’t even film themselves for this video, but took footage from their own Vblogs.
• 2:34 And they arrive this late because the self-inserts could actually do more than them.
• 3:26 Ttark turned into a hippie bird. That’s actually natural of him.
• 3:36 Not even The Expendables 2 had this much characters. That’s a good thing.
• 3:57 They seriously included the Tiny Toons’ parody of Bart Simpson?
• 4:08 I’m glad I’m not the only one who has issues with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man being able to fit inside any building.
• 4:19 They returned as quick as a flash thanks to Windows Live Movie Maker!
• 4:24 Subtitles over a video that was already subtitled. Good. Fecking. God.
• 4:37 “Yes and the Last Time I Met Them They Helpp*cuts to Edd* Aargh.
• 4:47 When it comes to spelling, how can you possibly stoop that low?!
• 4:51 LEIA: And where is my lawyer?
• 4:54 Damn you, BowserMovies.
• 5:12 I would fall back onto the floor laughing my ass off, but then again, it’s not the first time it’s happened…
• 5:33 Sadly, they’re mostly human.
• 5:47 Didn’t Boba Fett die? Oh, right. Many of the other villains died. Speaking of which, wasn’t Boba Fett a villain?