Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 4. This is where it gets messy. Really messy.

• 3:35 Sam Witwicky would probably be crushed by now.
• 3:48 Why don’t the ponies have any travelling shots? Two of the ponies have wings (three if you ignore the upload date).
• 3:53 I will admit that the subtitle font contrast is new.
• 4:02 Too soon, Pinkie. She could’ve reacted by covering her eyes, but no.
• 4:15 She could’ve said it then!
• 4:24 This is what it feels like to have a vehicle as your partner. *glares at the trains*
• 4:37 There are no garages, or cars for that matter, in Equestria. How would even Princess Cadance know?
• 5:18 “On my with my friends mother’s bike” Huh?
• 5:41 You can say that again, talking train off of rails.
• 6:01 *looks at the Like box* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:03 How should they know what a robot is?
• 6:19 That censorship can’t make up for all the guns that were involved.
• 6:23 [link]
• 7:36 So don’t just stand there!
• 7:47 No you haven’t.
• 7:59 Trains can’t step. Wait, are the trains in the car?
• 9:26 I’ve got to hand it to this video - the subtitles use accents, which is also new.
• 10:01 By “crazy” I assume she means that a bunch of talking trains and rainbow ponies are following Shia LaBeouf and nobody seems to care.
• 10:40 Wait, they’re actually contributing now?
• 10:43 Well, that was better than Lucario’s attack on Steele, although that whole video is better than this.
• 11:27 Of course you would know. The creator doesn’t know how curious these trains really would be.
• 11:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 11:57 You can say that again.
• 12:07 First of all, obvious line replacement. Second of all, how would they know that?
• 13:06 I repeat, are a bunch of trains actually in the car?
• 13:57 RARITY: …what are we all doing here anyway?
• 14:04 Rarity should know; the ponies have spoken to many Hubsters before.
• 14:12 God damn it. They were all in the fucking car.

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 3. There are ponies and trains in a movie with violence, death and mild swearing. God almighty, why.

• 4:34 That’s why I’d hate it a little less if it was just the ponies - where the hell is Thomas supposed to be sleeping? And why has his accent changed?
• 5:02 Those trains would probably have destroyed the car sooner or later.
• 6:09 How is a train like him, and also a filly, supposed to know what a tractor beam is?
• 6:30 Neither do I.
• 8:37 Which the creator of this video probably used in order to make it.
• 9:09 Yes, creator. Are you?

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 2. The fun doesn’t begin until…

• 6:31 Oh boy. Now this has gotten even worse than Revenge of the Fallen.
• 6:47 This is supposed to be a big budget, PG-13 actioner!
• 6:51 Another case of camcording when you already have perfect clips.
• 7:06 Oh bother.
• 7:50 The more trains, the worse. And now it’s gotten even more ridiculous.
• 8:06 Shouldn’t he be convinced at all that he’s talking to a bunch of trains and cartoon horses?
• 8:15 How should a train like him know what a radio is? (correct me if wrong)
• 11:06 Shut up, talking engine.
• 11:27 Indeed so. In fact, they don’t even need rails.
• 11:36 MEGAN FOX: HOLY SHIT TALKING TRAINS

Today, Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures is going to take on a whole new low. Everyone’s least favourite gang of trains and magical horses are going to the real world to take on a film that’s produced by Steven Spielberg, a common trend, but also directed by an egomaniac who has been compared to Hitler by the co-star of his own movie. It’s a war of man vs. machine, explosions surrounding every battle, and this leads us to question how exactly our new heroes will co-operate. Brace yourselves, followers, as we are going to have to sit through part 1 onwards of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers.

This is a concept of if anyone makes a Pooh’s Adventures of the American Rabbit. (Note that I kept the Penguin and Catowman scenes as I thought they would make great guest villains).

He also kept in a few glimpses of Batman and a bullet wound. Big mistake when it comes to Pooh’s Adventures. And come on, The American Rabbit isn’t that dark, neither is it that exciting.

He also made a Pooh’s Adventure out of Charlie St. Cloud. I might riff that once I actually watch the real thing.

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

The guy who put Vanellope von Schweetz into Perfect Blue puts another poor, computer-generated little Disney girl into a zombie film. The hell is wrong with this guy?!

My God, what have they done?