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Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 10

• 7:54 Well, you just ruined a whole movie, there’s that.

• Rated 15: 
• Casting overabundance: 
• Length extension: 
• Riffable content: 
• Pokémon: 

Overall: 2.4/5

0.52/10. Well, that was disappointing. I really should’ve picked a worse video to riff this Halloween. I could’ve picked one of Yakko’s videos (that is, if I could find them again). Instead, I chose an old video that doesn’t come close to -1/10. I mean, come on, it’s Pooh’s Adventures of frickin’ Beetlejuice. Ah well, at least I didn’t have to sit through introduction scenes or overlong gasping montages. Hope you enjoyed your Halloween better than this video!

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 9

• 4:53 See why the people making these videos should pay attention? Now Kanga’s doing something to them.
• 8:17 And that’s my review of Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice. G'night!

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 8

• 3:10 *can’t contain his laugher*
• 6:20 Just not too much of them.
• 6:40 NO

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 7

Don’t have much to comment about on this part, since the guests have such little screen time. People think this is fun, by the way.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 6

• 2:39 “Are you guys look like dead or something?”
• 2:43 Anything to keep the francWAIT A MINUTE. One of these characters was surprised at how Lydia could see the whole gang, and now they claim to have been put under a magic spell by the Good Fairy. It’s a bad video, of course there’s plot holes.
• 2:51 *sigh* People like this…
• 4:21 That’s all they’re here for, and that’s all they’ll ever be here for. That, and line theft.
• 6:01 [link]*

*Couldn’t find a better reaction shot, sorry

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 5

• 0:27 Kid, we’re in an age where Disney will not allow smoking in their movies anymore, let alone slit throats.
• 1:38 It is not Halloween, it’s friggin’ March. Stop singing about Halloween!
• 2:44 Especially when it’s in Spring.
• 6:05 Is it?
• 7:29 That question couldn’t be more deserved in these videos.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 4

• 1:22 *eyebrow rises*
• 4:13 Nonsensical scripting ahoy!
• 7:31 Pooh and his friends wouldn’t get used to this that easily.
• 9:36 Even longer than planned with you guys around.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 3

You know, Pooh and his friends have such little screen time so far, I was expecting something newer. Something worse.

• 0:05 I dunno… Don’t start that again?
• 1:05 And there’s your first bit of evidence that Pooh and some cartoon vultures have just stumbled into a purely 15-rated adventure.
• 1:46 It’s Disney’s first ever feature film for adults only!
• 4:32 WHAT IS KANGA DOING THERE
• 4:38 WHAT IS MOWGLI DOING THERE

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 2

And here’s the part where Winnie the Pooh and his friends finally die.

• 1:40 Hopefully this will mean no more adventures, right? Ri- Hmm. Maybe this could explain the whole logic of these vi- Forget it. It already happened like this.
• 2:48 Already a reason why they shouldn’t be here. These guys just died, for Pete’s sake.
• 3:42 Implying you ever did have reflections.
• 3:54 Coincidentally, Pooh doesn’t look too lively in this shot.
• 7:36 POOH DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 1

Boo! Hiss!

Yes, those sounds are exactly what you think they are and more. It’s Halloween! So here’s a terrifyingly bad idea for a Disney crossover, and old one from the looks of it - the original Beetlejuice. There’s also adventures through Hocus Pocus and The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy, but those two are Disney themselves. This is Tim Burton going wild at Geffen.

Where I come from, Beetlejuice is classified 15, a more strict rating than PG. This is not just because the film has swearing that will quite obviously be replaced by tamer captions, but because of the gory images throughout. How will Daniel Esposito cope? Let’s find out, shall we? *evil cackling followed by a fit of coughing and wheezing* Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice.

• 0:23 Eh, it’s at least nice to see the whole thing rather than just one word.
• 1:30 Of course there would be Pok– Oh, okay. At least this is old.
• 1:54 Heh, couldn’t even find his own MSWMM file.
• 4:39 So the vultures are already with them? Well, that saves us from an introduction scene. For now. Oh heck, why should I complain? There’s very little guest stars here.
• 5:08 Yeah. Why ARE you here for?
• 5:12 …nothing. Because that’s what he always does.
• 6:42 Not for another seven months, to be honest.
• 10:02 Notice how throughout those few minutes, Adam and Barbara were completely ignorant of their new roommates?

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 9

• 4:26 Great, now Japanese characters are going to dumb down Fantasia with dialogue aplenty.
• 5:21 Way to spit on his grave, Danny.
• 5:53 James Woods as Bowser. And I thought Dennis Hopper was unfitting.
• 7:08 How can they remotely related when they aren’t the same species?
• 7:40 Pets, eh? At least Daniel knows a little more than Yakko.

• Uncensorship:
• Cliches: 
• Pokémon empowerment: 
• Bestiality: 
• Human-on-reptile sex: 

Overall: 4/5

0.2/10. Evidence that when Pooh’s Adventurers go this far, that’s when they really do have no clue. Oh, I’ve seen talking trains and rainbow ponies make Michael Bay’s films even messier, but to add all these Disney characters into a movie with more adult material than even Who Framed Roger Rabbit, this is when the whole fad gets worse than it already is. And still, people like it despite every single “adventure” using an overabundance of heroes and villains as well as the same subplot. These people have a lot to learn about storytelling. Tune in next time as Daniel calls out “Beetlejuice!” No, not the cartoon.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 8

TEH GR8TIST BATL BEGINZ OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• 1:07 Or is it? It could be the 50th.
• 1:29 Sort out the volume, for God’s sake.
• 2:30 It’s a lot funnier when it doesn’t work.
• 3:58 WOAH JESUS
• 4:00 Apparently, it doesn’t kill people but turn them purple instead.
• 4:10 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 5:02 Or just simply kill them so that you won’t have to put up with them again?
• 5:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 6:21 Just how many times is he going to die, let alone like this?
• 10:47 Or how about you burn them alive with your fireballs and get it over with, you lazy ass?
• 11:26 Meh, I’ve seen better.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 7

• 00:59 Because the creator of this video and the fans of this meme want more. MORE.
• 1:25 [link]
• 1:50 Why not just dub this over an actual animated clip so that this wouldn’t be so unintentionally laughable?
• 4:27 Why should you censor that when you’ve already let drugs and boobs slide?
• 7:51 Don’t interrupt it! It’s, uh, your moment!
• 10:44 I’m sorry, it’s too difficult to take someone mouthing the song seriously when really they’re supposed to be singing it.
• 11:46 *sigh* Well, I’ll give it some credit - at least they didn’t introduce themselves to anyone.
• 13:00 What sense does this line make to Daniel and his friends? Seriously. Just cut it out. Literally. And non-literally.
• 14:40 And that totals to 45 additional characters. Jesus Christ.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)