Heck No Pooh's Adventures

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 8. The end, and Milli doesn’t even make a peep.

• 0:30 Kurmoday Girled!
• 0:48 And how did they do so exactly?
• 0:56 [link]
• 1:09 I really hate this. And it’s almost over.
• 2:56 Omg! Professor Utonium was played by three girls?
• 2:59 Woah! Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy were an actress playing three roles? I knew it.
• 3:02 I thought that old man was the mayor.
• 3:04 Mojo Jojo was actually cute?
• 3:06 But who played them?
• 3:21 It didn’t even end with a fade-out.

• Movie Maker mishaps: 
• Engrish: 
• Blurriness: 
• Uselessness: 
• The relationship between Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy and Team Umizoomi: 

Overall: 5/5

Even if it came from a 13 year old, is there seriously any point to it? Who is it trying to entertain? Why are there so little English classes in this world? It wasn’t even an overblown crossover, and Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy fit decently, but they do nothing but talk to a character from a Nick Jr. show. It’s not a painful experience, but its stupidity, Engrish and repetition beg for such a rating as 0/10. Thank you, Tacowiz, for submitting this, and making me file a protest to the governments to set up more literature classes across the world.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 7. Milli introduces her friends. Who on Earth could they be? Certainly not her Team Umizoomi partners.

• 0:28 Okay, what exactly was the need for that?
• 1:20 How, even by terms of cartoon logic, did you get up there?
• 1:23 Punctuation. Learn it. Did you not go to school?
• 3:22 Oooh. There goes the fourth wall.
• 3:29 D'oh. I was expecting someone unpredictable.
• 3:31 And thank God…
• 3:48 Hey! I think I can read this! “Hey Milli, you, bot and geo stay*gets cut off* Like I said, PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:01 You battle cry is not right for this moment!
• 8:01 That's what I hate about these videos. They don’t believe in tension.
• 8:54 Like I said on another commentary, these people are so desperate.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 6. The real action beings, and the Eds provide nothing but a useless backstory.

• 0:55 Even in a cartoon you can’t breathe on the moon! You don’t have enough powers to do so!
• 1:15 Oh God, why.
• 1:27 You don’t even look like you’re angry, or physically abusing her for that matter!
• 1:29 Just a slap? It wasn’t even a punch!
• 1:31 AMERICANISED YOSHI: Oooh, hours long time.
• 1:34 Se puede incluso nacidos en Estados Unidos?
• 1:42 Cuteness and this style just don’t mix. Hear that, animu arti*remembers FusionFall*
• 7:37 Action ruined.
• 7:49 Nice work? He just let out a battle cry!
• 8:17 *slamming his head on the door* I*slam*ro*slam*ny!*slam*

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 5. So far, the Eds have joined with Milli, a character from a Nickelodeon show. *shakes his head in disagreement*

• 0:59 Don’t interrput poor Bubbles!
• 1:08 “voise” Ugh…
• 1:29 The Eds are girls?
• 1:54 By “everyone”, doesn’t that mean Professor, too?
• 2:24 Huh? How did whoever you are behind that black screen get here?
• 4:17 But what about Milli?
• 5:12 Well, with you guys around, it’s only gotten worse.
• 5:57 At least you finally gave a crap.
• 6:07 How about “durrr”?
• 7:16 Edd seems to be quite happy about this.
• 7:26 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 4. The quality suddenly changes back.

• 0:11 Nothing’s making sense anymore.
• 1:39 *twitches*
• 1:45 PFFFFFFFF HAAAAA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA
• 1:49 “Your” confusion alert.
• 1:53 It especially sucks when the clip’s brightness level is this high.
• 2:32 Yeah, it’s not like you actually went into their home or anything.
• 4:14 That’s why no one wants to concentrate on you guys.
• 5:23 Tsk tsk. Wuss.
• 6:51 Of course. Milli needs to be there, or else this will be too much Cartoon Network!
• 7:35 Punctuation, capitalisation, spelling and grammar - it’s all here.
• 7:57 It’s “you’re”, you bloody illiterate. What really bugs me is that there are thousands of them in this world.
• 10:19 And we get the traditional line theft.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 3. People, I believe Pooh’s Adventures subtitling has achieved a new low. An enormous one, to be frank.

• 1:49 How about “obvious”? 
• 4:26 I actually chucked at the bad splicing going on here.
• 4:29 *tries to read it* Now that the video size has gone down to 240p, I can barely read anything.
• 4:32 PROFESSOR: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the stack of white cards Eddy is currently building. Again.
• 4:33 Um, here goes: “We’re actulaly a … group called *shot ends* Minun333, please quit.
• 4:41 That really isn’t as bad as being stalked by clips of cartoons, being subtitled with Segoe Print and decreasing to barely readable quality.
• 6:11 Huh. If Pooh Bear was here, he’d just gasp.
• 10:32 Bad timing…

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 2. Well, at least this guy’s 13 and not 22.

• 0:19 Have they been held back?
• 0:21 Misuse of “there”? Check.
• 1:49 I’ll admit, that part was quite clever.
• 2:26 “Ed those things … for …”
• 4:16 How far have I skipped?
• 4:23 Strange. All the other kids wouldn’t say a word.
• 4:59 Edd, please be quiet like the others. Thank you.
• 5:18 Punctuation? What are you talking about?
• 6:38 You think? You’re not even running the right way.
• 6:45 Clearly, someone can’t use the split clip tool well.
• 8:06 No wonder you’re so slow. You’re running through nowhere but, well, definitely not Townsville.
• 9:17 Well, it looks like you’re about 48 hours late - they already started reconstruction.
• 10:27 You cut out the Kankers, and then you let Eddy get away with mentioning their names?

Here’s a crossover without a talking teddy bear in sight - part 1 of the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie, or the Eds New Adventure of the PPG movie. It’s the first (and only so far) crossover adventure video by Minun333, and combines two Cartoon Network franchises. Quite natural, huh? Well, let’s just hope it isn’t misleading. I hope to God it isn’t. It really can’t be THAT bad.

• 0:00 So, the A.K.A. logo. That’s perfectly natural.
• 0:06 Wait. The Disney logo? In a crossover that solely involves Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy and the Powerpuff Girls?! Why?
• 0:10 Um…
• 0:20 Uh… huh?
• 0:30 Aagh! I call incomplete.
• 0:38 Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy are one?
• 1:07 Segoe Print for the “win”!
• 2:32 One word (or two) - subtitle.
• 3:39 So you mean to say they’ve had some adventures in the movie before?
• 5:17 And there’s our first evidence of “interaction”.
• 5:30 “My name is edward but you … edd.”
• 5:35 This is one of the reasons why Windows XP’s Movie Maker is better at subtitling than Vista.
• 5:42 “We need a p…a… to stay after our ditch”
• 5:46 One of the worst edits in the Pooh’s Adventures phenomenon.
• 6:17 “They more loo… super hero…”
• 7:36 How is that scene worthy of a joke like that?
• 8:30 And cue an overlong answer.
• 10:55 There really won’t be that much to talk about in this riff, won’t there?