Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 3. Apart from the confusing villain plot point, I don’t think it can get any more messy. Unless… Say, how many drinks do I get for this?

• 0:04 I believe Sid’s toys were added into the video just to help Woody in his reaction shots.
• 0:20 MY BRAIN
• 0:45 The character line-up in this video is even more overblown than anything Doug Phunny could think up.
• 0:55 Even the sync can’t take it.
• 1:32 If this video were any cheesier, we’d expect a shot of Woody and Bullseye doing that high jump on the black-and-white TV screen.
• 1:42 No reaction is safe.
• 2:06 What, are Brer Fox and Brer Bear internet trolls all of a sudden?
• 2:20 TIMON: Or, better yet, talk our way through!
• 2:31 *laughs*
• 2:33 *cries*
• 2:35 There’s no way they could’ve gotten where you’re currently sitting!
• 2:41 Forget Song of the South, this is truly offending me.
• 3:00 Unless YakkoWarnerMovies drags another clip onto the project!
• 3:12 Why does Chumley get the same clip for every time he talks?
• 3:23 *rolls his eyes*
• 3:24 Oh, great. It’s the creator of the video.
• 3:28 You know everyone in the Disney world, Tigger.
• 3:32 Cousin? Baloo? Pooh’s cousin? *hits his head with the most painful objects possible*
• 3:43 *puts a gun to his head*
• 3:48 *pulls the trigger*
• 3:54 *realises there are no bullets*
• 4:24 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *destroys as much of his room as he possibly can*
• 4:38 SHAGGY: Scoob, are you sure we’re in the right cartoon?
• 4:59 Fan fiction in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
• 5:24 You can say that again!
• 5:52 Finally, back to the “story”. Although this is still crossover fetish porn.
• 6:07 Okay, this is where Toonguy’s “talent” really kicks in.
• 6:14 What’s so important about your presence?
• 6:26 It must suck to be part of a crew of Captain Obviouses.
• 6:37 Well, no crap. You’ve just been standing there in the snow.
• 6:59 FRED: You can shut up for a change!

Comments:

• “And I liked the way how you had Baloo to help you and your siblings come look for Pooh so they can meet him in person.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Why wasn’t Odie in this movie?”

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 2. There are many characters, but this ain’t going to be worse than The Magic Voyage, right?

• 0:11 *earns a fake £100*
• 0:14 …the hell is going on?!
• 0:20 CARSWELL: AAAARGH! A lion! And a talking cowboy doll!
• 0:46 Woody, Woody, Woody. Remember how Sid Phillips reacted when you first spoke to him?
• 0:49 Heffalumps, Piglet. Heffalumps. (Seeing that the original New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was released long before Pooh’s Heffalump Movie)
• 1:09 PRINCIPAL: Excuse me, but are you students? No? well, get out of this barn!
• 1:32 You’re telling me.
• 1:35 POKY: Like this dance move? We call it “The Stand Still”.
• 1:38 Apart from you, that is.
• 2:09 Who would bring a honey tree to a school dance, anyway?
• 2:11 No one wants to dance to your song at this time, Pooh.
• 2:21 Wait, it’s Tigger’s birthday now?
• 2:27 On Christmas Day, no less?
• 2:40 Simba’s looking much younger than he used to.
• 2:50 It’s not like you already brought it with you.
• 3:21 FRED: It’s even less fun with an overload of miscellaneous toons joining us!
• 3:34 This kind of scene I especially hate.
• 3:50 *takes a drink* Why am I still doing this?!
• 4:01 Greedy pigs. You've left the rest of the gang to starve!
• 4:21 Forget it, Pooh. Fred Flintstone didn’t listen, and neither will they.
• 4:30 Looks like Pooh and Eeyore are making Tigger run for his life because he’s just lazy.
• 4:32 That’s what Pooh’s Adventures are all about!
• 4:44 *slams his head on the wall*
• 4:51 In the world of Pooh’s Adventures, you never know who’ll do the talking!
• 4:57 Saying “What got into you eight?” just doesn’t sound natural at all.
• 5:10 Oh, how I hate to see some of Disney’s best get ruined in the same video.
• 5:23 Good thing I’m not going to see this one as much as I did the last time…
• 5:25 The Creeper’s not alone!
• 6:14 So many characters, and Tennessee Tuxedo’s getting to do more than he did in his adventure of The Flintstones Movie. Huh?
• 6:15 First the Crepeer, now these guys. Our heroes are totally screwed!
• 6:19 Of course they do. They went to the House of Mouse together.
• 7:08 This is one of the most confusing stories in the world.
• 7:25 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 7:39 DUKE: Rabid fanboyism, that’s what!
• 7:53 *punches himself repeatedly*

Comments:

• “I so love this show. This is my kind of dance party.”
• “I loved that part from 6:07 to 8:07”
• “LOL Woody got scared of the Creeper as well as everyone else”
• “Hey, Yakko, guese what, I will be guest starring Brer Fox and Brer Bear in Pooh’s Adventures of Winx club, and maybe in season 4, I can have the Grand Duke say something like "So we met again, Bloom, for the last time”. Doesn’t that sound intresting?“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "wtf. Who are you people? For god’s sake, if you want to write a fan fiction, write a dang fan fiction! I’ve got nothing against creativity, but stop flooding the dang comments. Oh, and by the way? All I wanted to do was find one line from this episode of scooby doo. ONE LINE. I wasn’t looking for a weirdly edited mix of eighthundred different animated movies of ambiguous quality. God dang Youtube. Nothing against you guys being creative. This is just so far off from what I was looking for.”
• “this is retarded. you’re messing up a classic cartoon”

And now, kiddies, a double feature! First, we start off with Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper, a short, or so the person who thinks he is Yakko Warner (and claimed that he got permission) says. After that comes Pooh’s Adventures of The Dark Crystal. The first part is said to be one of the worst, which is strange considering that the highest-viewed Pooh’s Adventure is only close to being 50% good according to the ratings. Which one will be a worse concept? Let’s find out, shall we?

• 0:31 It doesn’t have to be Walt Disney Animation Studios. DisneyToon Studios and Walt Disney Television Animation have made movies, too.
• 1:10 Watermark!
• 1:34 This better not be recorded with a camera.
• 1:40 Assuming it’s actually “special”.
• 1:52 Oh, boy. Get ready for hell.
• 2:00 Okay! *rushes downstairs*
• 2:10 Double feature, schmouble schmeature. There’s nothing special about that at all.
• 2:11 What do you think I am, stupid?
• 2:15 Really? What mystery is there to be solved? Why these videos are so popular?
• 2:17 At least he used annotations for a better purpose.
• 2:20 I feel like I’ve spent two hours already.
• 2:23 Not at all. Because we do get to see the cast of Toy Story, Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, Garfield, Poky, Shy and Ttark!
• 2:25 *looks at the rating bar* Mwa, mwa, mwaaaaaah!
• 2:48 So this video might not have been recorded with a camera, but it does contain a subliminal Pongo.
• 2:51 Him again? Hopefully, he’ll have more to do than the last time…
• 3:01 Another Pooh’s Adventures cliché - the Grand Duke is the villain!
• 3:09 Am I glad I get to use the “mega crossover” tag.
• 3:37 So we get a collab, by the most creative filmmaking duo since Friedberg and Hussein!
• 4:04 So, who’s going to be the villain? The Grand Duke, or the Creeper?
• 4:18 Oh, boy…
• 5:27 So far, it’s Pooh. That’s quite normal by Pooh’s Adventures standards.
• 5:31 *facepalm* You’ve never seen a school dance at home? School dances are SCHOOL dances!
• 5:34 That’s because Andy wasn’t old enough for prom until this decade, and he gave you away the year this video was posted.
• 5:38 But it’s not legal for a toy to talk to humans!
• 5:43 TENNESSEE: Or my chance to actually do something!
• 5:57 DAPHNE: *in her head* We’re gonna need a bigger van…
• 6:05 BUGS: I knew I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Disneyland!
• 6:06 BUGS: *gasp* If anything, don’t eat my ex!
• 6:08 BUGS: My nephew! Don’t eat him!
• 6:09 BUGS: If anything, please don’t take the meat recipe!
• 6:13 BUGS: *faints*
• 6:20 It’s the same kind of background talk from The Magic Voyage. Perfect.
• 6:40 Notice how the audience becomes silent whenever they show up?
• 6:44 Please, for the love of God, be curious. Mystery Inc. doesn’t want the obvious to ruin the mystery.
• 6:53 I’m guessing everyone in the van got high and started talking to lions, this being a 60’s show and all…
• 7:08 Buzz just took the words right out of Fred’s mouth. No, really.
• 7:30 None of your business, former smart Alec.
• 7:34 So that’s what happened to the script.
• 7:53 Just sit there and comment about each shenanigan, and you’ll get more views!

What do you think so far? Well, let’s take a look at the comments:

• “Now this is my kind of a show. A episode before the full length movie.
• "for the first time in my life i’ve pooh and friends in the scooby-doo series. so cool!”
• “Great start, Yakko. I even liked the part when you and your siblings host the show. (pause) Wait a minute. You and Toonguy500 had added me, Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the mutant toys onto Jeepers It’s the Creeper?! No way! That’s amazing! And I also liked the way how you did that Pooh intro and Scooby-Doo intro.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This short movie is cool, I’m so adding this to my Happy Halloween 2010 playlist.”
• “GAY!”
• “blow me”
• “upload the original shit. fucking dumb ass”
• “The uploaded just wanted to make a fit, so don’t be mean to him/her, alright? Maybe you’re the one who’s a dumbass, dumbass!”
• (the creator) “IT’S A CROSSOVER!!! WHY DON’T YOU BUY THE DVD?! >:(”
• “WTF stop intruding”
• “wanker”
• “false advertisement”
• “scooby doo is a disney show??”
• “Ok… I am gonna go kill myself now…”
• “fuckin shit!!!!!”
• “Thanks I laughed!”
• “you can ignor the people who dislikes your videos i think there wicked. just splended.”
• “why can’t anyone just upload the actual episodes?! why does it have to be this retarded ass shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
• “T_T”
• “u loser u ruined scooby doo”
• “probaly took u a long time to put it togheter its ok, no its great, no its awesome, wait no its BRILLIANT yea brilliant imma thumbs up”
• “longest intro ever!! thing doesnt actually start until like 4:40 or so…and seriously? this is a crap job”
• “this is stuipid”
• “Thanks a lot ass hole my 2 year old son "WAS” really excited about watching an actual Scooby Doo video"
• “Intro was too long!”
• “what did you do D:”
• “Who’s idea was this?”
• “idk why you people make these stupid videos like this its so dumb and annoying i just wanna watch the show and not have all this other crap in it”
• “OH C,MOOOOOOONNN”
• “i don’t know about the world but crossovers are too interesting”
• “great you made my childhood cry i hope your happy YakkoWarnerMovies101!”
• “da fuk is this shit?”
• “I agree…..this is shit!”
• “this is the embodiment of autism”
• “wtf is wrong with you ”
• “Allow to correct you: this is the embodiment of UNRESTRAINED autism. As someone with Asperger’s, I had strange crossovers in my head as a kid (Like Bernstein Bears and Star Wars….WAIT!) and still have interests others might make fun of. Yet I don’t go parading them about in such an uncreative, sloppy manner.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 14. The End. The worst? You decide!

• 1:12 You’ve said that befoThere. That’ll teach you to shut up for once in your life.
• 1:29 Well, if there’s anything I do know about my amounts… *has a drink and a snack* …it’s that I’m lucky this guy didn’t make me overdo it.
• 1:52 See what you’ve been missing, disneyJSman?
• 2:13 There really should’ve been more of this so that we know the characters aren’t robots. I’m starting to kind of regret being this angry at Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage…
• 3:10 Is this guy even aware of his repetition?
• 4:51 And Piglet’s safe, all thanks to Movie Maker!
• 7:15 And throughout the entire video, the best treatment Tennessee’s voice could get was a brief sex change.
• 8:35 Horrible. Not the movie, that was just weak. The video, however, well…
• 8:43 What kind of marching song is that?!
• 9:30 You couldn’t get his name right, either!
• 10:15 Neither could you get his.
• 10:23 I know it would be that quick, seeing how effortless these videos are.
• 10:33 Oh, I’m afraid, alright!
• 10:43 EEEEEEK!
• 10:53 Shut up. It was barely even a movie.

And we come to the close of Pooh’s so-called Adventures through a live-action adaptation of a cartoon. Was it as bad as the last one in terms of video quality? Well, this was ripped from a backup DVD, so I’m going to have to say yes. Even though there’s a lot of stretching involved. Was it as bad in terms of repetition? Well, one repeats its reaction shots over and over again while another repeats the longest ones. The last one was worse. Was it as bad in terms of story? I’m going to have to say this was worse. Pooh actually does have an “adventure” in the last video, yet in this one he really is just there to react. Plus the fact that Tennessee Tuxedo isn’t related in any way, and he got very little screen time. Pooh especially got less scren time than in The Magic Voyage. You know what? This just might have to make me set up a verdict.

• Editing failures: 
• Dumbing down: 
• Repetition: 
• Engrish: 
• Irrelevance:

Overall: 2.9/5

So this video gets 0.42/10, because, well, do you know a Pooh’s Adventures video that’s actually good? Because I have yet to see one. See you on the next one that takes my interest.

P.S. To keep you away from curiosity, here’s the verdict for The Magic Voyage:

• Editing failures:
• Dumbing down:
• Repetition:
• Engrish:
• Irrelevance: 

Overall: 4.8/5

P.S.S. Because these videos like to state the obvious, I’m just going to have to admit this - I really don’t drink beer, so I wasn’t surrounded by glasses. Nor did I get that much money. I suck…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: ParWhat? Of all the parts of this video, Universal had to block this one in my country? Can any of you tell me how much left I have to drink or earn?

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 12. Almost as little things happen here as part 10. And we haven’t even got that long left!

• 2:43 Surrounded? There really isn’t that many people around you.
• 2:59 [link]
• 5:15 At least they were right about it being a honey tree. Sorta.
• 5:21 £580!
• 6:24 Go ahead, clap, as that’s your only purpose in this video.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 11. Good thing I’ve still got a few parts left, because I’m starting to actually get pissed off.

• 0:44 …cartoon characters who haven’t even been turned into live-action yet stalking every move we make and saying random things that have nothing to do with the situations we’re in!
• 1:13 Indeed. So mad she stabbed herself with a key!
• 1:32 TENNESSEE: Alright, if you won’t give me anything to do, then I might as well quit this video. You called it “Pooh’s Adventures”, after all.
• 2:20 Who said that? God?
• 3:56 No shite, Shercock.
• 5:35 Remember: people like these.
• 5:40 Pooh! Use your cliche!
• 6:05 This scene was generally less lazy in the last one I watched. This is making me so angry…
• 8:15 Tennessee Tuxedo is not that stupid to know what a dramatisation is! This is making me even angrier…
• 8:37 *breaks every single glass left in his room*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 10. I only had to say four things about this. Seriously. It’s that lifeless.

• 0:32 *proceeds to slam his head against the wall* THEY. AL. REA. DY. DID. THIS.
• 3:10 And the poor penguin doesn’t get to dance along.
• 5:58 Hooray! *gets £100 more*
• 8:33 *groans*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 9. The character development here is just banal.

• 0:11 See, Rabbit? Even he finds you annoying.
• 1:22 Run! It’s a honey bee!
• 1:50 TENNESSEE: Can I replace that bird so that I at least get some credit?
• 2:51 Indeed. She won’t stop laughing!
• 4:05 Woah. Out of all the reactions I’ve seen from this fad, that has to be the most dramatic.
• 5:15 Silly old bear, Fred prefers to be surprised.
• 7:27 This leads me to ask, similar to the last riff, “What are cutesy Disney characters like them doing in a movie like this?”
• 8:24 I remember when Pooh was more involved in a story. Hint hint, disneyJSman…
• 10:23 SEIZURES!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 8. The presence of Tennessee Tuxedo gets lower, the food scenes get longer, I get richer, and the chance to rant on this video gets harder.

• 1:56 Just when I was feeling relaxed…
• 2:59 Okay, that’s it. I’m getting a £100 for real out of this one.
• 4:06 Prepare for another extremely long bit of food-related filler!
• 6:30 It’s an in-joke to the pilot episode, Captain Obvious.
• 6:51 So far I have £380! Things are just getting better.
• 8:00 The question’s supposed to go unanswered, you annoying wank!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 7. Half down, half to go!

• 1:01 But that was the best part!
• 1:02 I’m pretty sure they’re just clip art of Winnie the Pooh and friends pasted onto pictures of the Grand Canyon with Paint.
• 1:37 Even worse.
• 1:50 Lucky friggin’ guess!
• 2:07 Instead of being clever, this is just ridiculous.
• 2:19 Nothing new. Just the same picture pasted onto the same movie.
• 3:03 At least seeing this twice isn’t as irritating as introducing the whole gang.
• 3:18 70…
• 5:21 I’m telling you, this video just keeps getting lazier and lazier…
• 6:11 *gulps* At least I only get to drink this time…
• 6:37 ACK! A surprise party! I hate surprises!
• 7:14 No, but I have.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 6. There’s so little reaction shots in this video that the creator could do nothing but reuse them for this part. And go off-topic as well.

• 0:37 EEYORE: See? I told y- RABBIT: Yes, Eeyore. We’ve hit a paradox, alright.
• 2:09 Great. Another nasty thought about The Magic Voyage.
• 2:21 £500! *gets told that he cheated* £50 it is…
• 2:58 WE ALREADY SAW THIS.
• 3:47 This Pooh’s Adventure has officially gotten worse.
• 4:11 *collects a £10 note with a glum look on his face*
• 5:31 Oh, God. *drinks and eats*
• 5:37 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOTHING’S BECOMING RELEVANT ANYMORE

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 5: In Which Chumley and Tennessee Tuxedo Still Don’t Get Enough Credit.

• 0:00 Not a single stuffed animal in sight again, only Chumley.
• 0:13 What?! I was expecting the movie! Douchebag!
• 0:38 Chumley gets to say something. Finally.
• 1:15 Pooh, I know your mind isn’t perfect, but you might need to realise who you’re actually talking to at this moment.
• 2:48 FRED: I would’ve done decent if that goddamn teddy bear didn’t distract me.
• 3:14 Nothing much. He’s just laughing at the people who support Pooh’s Adventures.
• 4:22 Yabba Dabba Pooh! That doesn’t mean anything good, though.
• 5:10 One of the only clever ideas in the video - apparently making them think mammoths are Heffalumps.
• 5:45 That’s the horror of super-squashed aspect ratios.
• 6:49 *collects another £10* I have the feeling that I’m not going to be rich enough. Make that £100!
• 6:57 Poor Tennessee…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 4. In this part, stuff happens. Again. Tennessee doesn’t even contribute much.

• 0:00 Notice how you don’t even see Pooh on the DVD menu, but several Disney logos?
• 0:17 Then only speak in subtitles, Pooh! It’s the best way to keep dead quiet!
• 0:43 At the very least, you succeeded in keeping quiet.
• 1:00 Whaddaya know. Bamm-Bamm was raised by mastodons, and Wilma was raised by hyenas.
• 1:34 We’re experiencing some technical difficulties - our video has been infected by an overload of talking animals.
• 1:52 He’s provided a lot more than the cartoon animals following him around, at least.
• 2:08 What I hate about a lot of these videos is that they have to wait until the perfect time for a reaction shot. The Magic Voyage video had at least a lot to do for these characters.
• 2:44 Oh my. Tennessee Tuxedo got a sex change.
• 3:42 Oh, come on. Rabbit had the perfect reaction to say, “Language, bird!”
• 3:54 Is there anything this scene has to do with what’s going on?
• 4:20 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS
• 4:24 SERIOUSLY WHY
• 5:03 I warned you TOkay, enough with the toilet humour.
• 5:20 Fred can see that, you duntz.
• 5:30 To hell with drinking games, I’m just going to see how many £10 notes I get for whenever they sit in a wheelbarrow and say “Ohhhh”.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 3. This just might be my most boring riff yet, and I’ve only done two.

• 0:09 Well, that loading screen’s certainly behaving better than before.
• 0:28 Thanks for making the subtitles readable again.
• 0:58 ACK! It’s a baby monkey! Run for it!
• 1:14 Rule 17 of Pooh’s Adventures - don’t expect them to just say “Oh.” Expect an even more overblown reaction.
• 2:01 Do I have to come over there and put duck tape on your penguin beak?
• 2:09 TIGGER: We really screwed history over this time, didn’t we, Pooh?
• 2:33 Now would be the perfect time for Pooh to gasp…
• 3:39 Uh… wha? Did they just find out that it’s not a special effect, but actual strength?
• 4:03 Movie criticism: It’s a bootleg version of the Dog Pound Hop!
• 4:36 Winnie the Pooh has just discovered fire!
• 4:49 See what I mean? We’re still watching Spookable Pooh.
• 5:05 Ask Pooh.
• 5:34 Pooh and Piglet are absent from this scene due to Piglet’s irrational fear of being mistaken for a skittle, hence the uncanny resemblance of his shape…
• 5:47 Or it could be his agoraphobia making him mishear things.
• 6:25 Did he just sent Bamm-Bamm back and adopt Piglet instead?
• 6:58 No. It doesn’t taste very good here.
• 7:02 Hopefully, this’ll be the only one. *takes a swig and a bite*
• 7:08 Comedeh galld.
• 7:38 POOH: Well, it doesn’t smell like any honey I’ve ever sniffed…
• 7:56 NARRATOR: …until they had to rush him to the hospital because of what he really ate.