Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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I watched El Arca and I can see the appeal - the lions have curves. But that’s all. The rest is just toilet gags, a bird strip club, the mentions of “big boobs”, hell and drugs [sic], terrible voice acting, overly conspicuous CGI, a lack of any consistent humour, a King Louie rip-off, a panther named “Panty” and the involvement of the director of one of the animated Titanic movies. One of its most rabid fans, according to the same guy that submitted the Flintstones movie, is Captain Leo. Or Lionheart Captain. Or Benny the Beast. He used to do crossovers, and they at first looked like this.
He happened to improve quite fast, though, although a lot of what he does nowadays looks kind of cheesy and traced (I doubt he actually did). And to no one’s surprise, he also does crossover adventure videos. Drawings can exist in these kinds of videos, but the main difference is that not only does he use his drawings as well as clips from other cartoons, he has a video maker more advanced than Windows, he can do voices, and his own characters actually appear in the original settings of the movie. So from what I can tell, he’s the most advanced crossover adventure video creator of them all. But is the concept any good? Well, so begins my most hypocritical commentary yet - Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 1.
- 0:11 Animation not necessary!
- 0:15 Another example of DreamWorks going out of character.
- 0:18 And now, clips from a movie where a stripper chicken takes her bra off in front of the eyes of many children.
- 0:25 This is what happens when you bring a Mary Sue into a movie!
- 0:44 A dog? Eh, that’s kind of natural, I guess.
- 0:46 Genie?
- 0:50 Oh, come on.
- 0:55 THAT ANIMATION
- 0:58 Oh dear, someone’s not going to get a very legal treatment…
- 1:04 Well, at the very least that was better than seeing clips spliced into the opening of Timon and Pumbaa.
- 1:40 If there’s anything this does have that’s common in the world of Pooh’s Adventures, it’s the chance of low quality.
- 2:48 Did I mention that these videos not only go for movies related to anthropomorphic animals?
- 3:59 Those blurs aren’t the only evidence of editing…
- 4:53 Oh God. Here wWait. Where’s the subtitles?
- 4:59 As someone who draws some generic animal mutants (and you wouldn’t want to know how unless you’re a size accepter), I can safely say this: Oh boy…
- 5:06 That character looks more like the daughter of Dagnino and Shere Khan.
- 5:22 Who’s that?
- 5:26 It’s the Beast with a shave!
- 5:28 Okay, that voice seems a little too Chris-Chan-ish…
- 5:49 Worst Rafiki impersonation ever.
- 6:01 Finally. A genius in this Pooh’s Adventures cult!
- 6:13 Because in cartoons, everyone gets fooled by Bugs Bunny!
- 6:24 And now back to good animation.
- 6:55 Good animation will return.
- 7:28 Not even with such audible talking can she hear you.
- 8:41 With a disguise like that, people will be thinking Belle’s even funnier than before.
- 10:32 There were strange impersonations of Rafiki and the cast of The Ark in this, and yet no one could dub Belle? Okay, this won’t be so exciting after all. At least there’s slo-mo instead of Toonguy’s repetition.
- 11:00 *shakes his head in disapproval*
- 12:00 GASTON: Wait, did she say something just then?
- 12:13 Aren’t you a villain?
- 12:23 Acting!
- 12:45 MAURICE: Help! A lion’s in the house! And it talks!
- 13:14 And now, the cliché that is why being joined by too many odd characters when you used to go on your own is a pain in the ass.
- 13:37 MAURICE: Although I know you’re talking lions and I’m expecting to be on the menu anytime soon.
- 13:53 MAURICE: Just look at them! They’re mutant human/lion hybrids!
- 14:13 And neither is the gang that suddenly kidnapped you.
- 15:06 BELLE: Rafiki? You’ve had a cold since the last time I saw you.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Pooh in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad.
This crossover poster shows two different stories with Pooh and pals(along with Jiminy Cricket, Team Mew Mew Power, Simba, Timon and Pumba, Spongebob and Patrick, Road Rovers, Littlefoot and friends, Kana the lynx and Zackiel the hedgehog(and his Werehog form too), and Michael Jackson the hedgehog(a character created by ~AnaMariaTheHedgehog) and The Jungle Book Vultures) as they join on this adventure with Mr. Toad as they try to salve a mystery of the stolen motorcar with the help of Rat, Mole, and Angus MacBager.
and the next story is with Ginga Hagane and his friends and Ryuga, The Legion of Superheroes, Sam, Clover and Alex, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, and The Avengers as they join Ichabod Crane as they co to Sleepy Hollow and also go on a midnight chase, running their lives from… The Headless Horseman.
And she sold this as a print?!
The teaser trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.
Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.
The guest stars for this film are Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Baloo, Benny, Leo, Johnny, Arthur, D.W., Buster, Binky, Brain, Francine, Muffy, Buzz Lightyear, Mira Nova, XR, Booster, Roger Rabbit, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Dino, George Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Astro, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo and Georgette.
P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.
Some of these characters have taken over Beauty and the Beast. Guess which ones.
The FT Squad Rides on the Magic School Bus.
The FT Squad, after a successful mission in Ancient Greece, the team, with their newest recruits, Rex, Elsa, Dweeb and Woog, go to Ponyville with Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn who is the star pupil of Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria. While in Ponyville, Twilight, her assistant Spike the dragon, and the squad meet new friends, including Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy. The squad also reunites with some old friends; Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Genie, Louis, Aladar, Plio, Yar, Suri, Zini, Neera, Eema, Baylene and Url. Together, they learn new things about friendship after every adventure and report their lessons to Princess Celestia.
Submitted by thedbagsuccumstopeerpressure, who said:
Starring Rapist Genie and Nuclear Louis!
How the fuck can he fit all those characters?
You think that’s wild? You should see THIS:
It’s like a fucking Where’s Waldo of finding the original film’s characters!
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
The FT Squad’s Adventures with Phineas and Ferb. With added drawings!
“The FT Squad’s Adventures with Phineas and Ferb” is a spinoff series created by kylgrv. It’s one of the few spin off series created by kylgrv that’s been revealed. In this series, Kyle and his Future Time Travel Squad go to Danville to spend the summer with Kyle’s penpals; Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Joining Kyle is Wubbzy, Daizy, Widget and Walden, and Simba, Timon, Pumbaa and Nala. Together, they help Phineas and Ferb create nearly impossible and crazy projects to make their summer the best summer ever, while staying out of the way of Phineas and Ferb’s bossy sister Candace.
Wouldn’t that be “FTT Squad”?
this is one of the legendary crossover posters with the first time Bowser’s in his human form(made by ~Yoshi317) and he’s bringing all eight of his Koopalings and his three new sons to this new adventure when Pooh and pals(along with Jiminy Cricket, Kira the hedgehog, Team Mew Mew Power, Simba, Timon and Pumba, Mario and Luigi, Ash and friends, Spongebob and Patrick, Road Rovers, Littlefoot and friends, Kana the lynx and Zackiel the hedgehog(and his Werehog form too), Ginga Hagane and his friends and now Ryuga, Michael Jackson the hedgehog(a character created by ~AnaMariaTheHedgehog), and Killer the hedgehog) and more of Pooh’s pals, when they meet James as he goes on a adventure with his new friends the bugs who’ve been changed into human like bugs.
This is a different version of the concept for Pooh’s Adventures of James and the Giant Peach. The other one guest stars Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ttark.
Also, can anyone say “kawaii desu bowser!!!!!!!11 *o* x3”?
(Source: animeria.deviantart.com)
A sneak peek of what you’ll see tomorrow. Well, at least this person can use tools better than the other tools…
Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Muppets in Space. Just because DreamWorks are now friends with Disney, doesn’t mean their characters would appreciate each other that much.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).