Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 6. How did Pooh and his friends even get there when Whoville is just a speck of dust?

• 0:00 Well, speak of the devil once again.
• 0:01 Charlotte? Please don’t mean the spider.
• 1:13 Pooh did absolutely nothing in this video but sit in his wheelbarrow without even cracking a smirk.
• 1:44 I already watched a crossover video with this song!
• 1:59 But we hardly ever heard them!
• 3:25 Yay.
• 3:29 So that’s what they meant by “cat”. Oh dear.
• 3:39 Damn. They did mean the spider.
• 3:44 Batman’s Adventures of Thomas and The Magic Railroad. Batman’s Adventures of Thomas and The Magic Railroad.
• 4:04 Would seem like a decent idea for a comic, but not a video!
• 4:54 Same with Batman fighting dinosaurs.
• 5:04 Enjoyed it? It depressed me like you wouldn’t imagine!
• 5:14 Not with people like you, it won’t.

• Limited reaction shots: 
• Centered subtitles: 
• Abuse of rhyming: 
• Pointlessness: 
• Lack of spirit: 

Overall: 10/5

-1/10.

You’re a douchebag,

Gojira.

You’re a giant heap of muck!

You just took a Christmas classic

And then made the whole thing suck,

GojiraaaaaaaaaaaaA.

The best way to describe this video is as follows and I quote,

“Fick, Fack, Fuck you!”

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 5. Notice how the Grinch never, ever talks to the guest stars? That’s exactly what makes this such a pointless piece of crap.

• 0:00 Yes, very gald indeed.
• 0:50 What did Pooh do?
• 0:53 Let the Grinch think it up by himself, you persuasive asshole.
• 1:22 My eyes just turned yellow and red.
• 1:33 Piglet, Eeyore and Tigger haven’t said a lot so far.
• 1:44 Oh, thank goodness my computer’s sound card is rubbish!

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 4. CINDY: Gojiranotgodzilla, why? Why are you adding clips from The House of the Dead? Why?

• 0:00 It’s your fault he’s an idiot, idiot!
• 0:03 I love what the real subtitle says.
• 0:34 CINDY: EEEK! A demon! Santy Claus has a demon! *runs away*
• 1:19 It’s been a half a year since I said this, but, hasn’t the creator ever heard of “Silence is golden”?
• 1:32 Might as well call it Kiara’s Adventures. More Pooh! More Pooh!
• 2:52 Pooh Bear and a lion fighting a villain from House of the Dead. Think about that, because the zombie in Wreck-It Ralph did no wrong.
• 3:02 Finally, a new reaction shot! What took you so long?
• 3:06 Yeah. How WILL you do that?
• 3:11 Finally, we even hear a guest star talking this time. And she’s smiling!
• 3:12 That’s stopped him? A roar? Eh, at least the Grinch and Max can have some peace time now. Wait, no, I’m not getting peace time at all!
• 4:51 What are you going to do? Turn him into a nice guy? Eat him?

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 3. So far, it’s no wonder why this was never seen on YouTube again.

• 0:00 There are thousands more clips you could use of Pooh and Kiara.
• 0:58 It’d be better if you weren’t so desperate. In fact, it would be better if you didn’t try and feck up the Grinch’s character!
• 1:32 You seem to be rather happy about it.
• 2:41 I disagree, Pooh Bear. It’s completely heartless.
• 2:48 Get out of the way of the Grinch’s devilish face, subtitle.
• 3:10 And I was relieved that we only had three characters.
• 3:53 Just because we know what’s going to happen doesn’t mean the tension needs to be broken.

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 2. Already I’m feeling green and fuzzy.

• 0:00 How can you help someone to hate something? I don’t need help hating this.
• 1:15 It was at this point where my soul got cancer.
• 1:54 MAGICIAN: Make a creepy face! You’re a genius, Mr. Grinch!
• 2:19 Shut the fucking hell up, you bloody, childhood-torturing bastard.
• 3:00 Song montages like this do not deserve any talking other than Tony the Tiger.
• 3:05 I could sing the same thing about the person who made this and upset me even halfway through part 2.
• 3:40 “Splended idea,” said a douchebag magician. “Even though I failed the rhyming audition!”
• 3:55 My giggle turned to weeps. This is that bad.
• 4:57 You already spoiled Christmas before they could.
• 5:01 Is that the only clip of Kiara he could find?
• 5:12 Just when I was wondering whether it was Pooh’s Adventures or Magician’s Adventures.

They just mangled with my favourite Christmas special of all time. The one I watch every year. I am so angry I’m going to have to riff on it. And how will Pooh Bear and friends cope in a story that intended to rhyme? Let’s find out in Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 1!

• 0:00 The Walt Disney Home Video logo? And the previous Walt Disney Pictures logo? And no opening theme or Christopher Robin introduction? Eh, that’s a departure, I guess.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:49 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:52 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:55 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:59 You get the idea.
• 2:27 I was smiling before this came up. Anyways, that is not how subtitles work, even in a Pooh’s Adventures video!
• 2:32 Agh!
• 2:39 They both don’t look very jolly to me.
• 4:03 *reads the real subtitle* Who are YOU?! *searches* A guy from House of the Dead? Oh, Jesus.

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 6. This is too not terrible to make dozens of rants on!

• 0:34 Not so loud! You’re making this situation even worse!
• 1:09 The panther’s microphone, you mean?
• 2:18 Are they shouting at the same time, or is Benny just doing a crappy impersonation again?
• 4:54 >:(
• 5:21 Is that a child or a midget?
• 5:32 A child that looks like a human is the daughter of a couple of furries that have fur on their noses? Awkward…
• 5:52 Would’ve been even stupider if there was a three-headed dragon above them.

• Forced interaction: 
• Lack of trying: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Microphone abuse: 
• Moon Power: 

Overall: 1.6/5

0.68/10. This was probably the best of the Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures I’ve seen, even if that doesn’t mean it is good. Hewy Lewis probably liked it, though. This, on the other hand, has its fair share of decent if flawed editing skills but tries too hard to be a really good video, mainly because the original wasn’t even very good anyway. Many of the “good” scenes are uninspired, as one scene clearly steals its idea from Toy Story, jokes are ruined no matter how unfunny, and the singing, oh jeez, the singing. As you could tell from the lack of decent riffing, it’s not only the best BL&J video on here but the best crossover I have riffed, even if it’s crap. But we’ve still got one more Christmas video to go - something that was requested months ago!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 5. Compare - which prison scene has more effective emotional depth?

• 0:37 I hope Benny was just walking because of the horse being too slow. Because if he was supposed to be in the sleigh, that would be creepy.
• 3:06 Oh goody.
• 4:03 Obviously, the Disney characters take no notice of the furries because of their lack of decent contribution.
• 4:17 He bumped his head?
• 5:34 So? It would’ve happened without you anyway.
• 5:44 How could they not tell the difference?
• 6:10 The last time this was used, I couldn’t take it seriously.
• 7:46 Humbug.
• 11:27 Desperation.
• 12:41 Oh, we are in trouble alright. Beast’s going to sound dopey.
• 12:53 Wait, which beast is talking here? They both sound the blooming same.
• 12:57 Eh, I was touched more when the fairy sang.
• 13:12 Benny thought ripping off a situation already in the movie would make the video good. *shakes head*
• 14:57 See what I mean?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 4. If there’s one positive thing, ONE, I have to say about Benny’s videos, it’s that they’re not the kind where the guest stars would stalk characters every time.

• 3:17 Just when Chip was celebrating.
• 3:58 Acting…
• 4:52 Nice try at fooling us, but clearly they’re listening to Lumiere.
• 5:12 Lip sync!
• 6:12 Tension!
• 8:32 Beast was filled with so much rage that he lost his voice and Benny had to help him speak again.
• 8:48 But which friend? There’s so damn many of them that it’s hard to tell.
• 11:46 “Thank goodness no one was hurr”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 3. The video ID says “2Gay”.

• 3:05 AXE: AAAAIEEEEE! A LION! *chops the lion*
• 4:17 At least I didn’t have to listen to him in part 2.
• 4:28 Is it me, or has Leo lost weight?
• 5:14 For example, I wish these furries would leave Disney alone!
• 5:39 Woah. Belle doesn’t sound healthy.
• 6:15 Yesterday I found two subtitle mistakes, now I find a background mistake!
• 6:30 Your cue, TF2 fans.
• 8:57 Neither are you.
• 9:21 Repetiton and bad voice acting! How come they’re using bad voices yet subtitling Belle?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 2. In which Benny exposes his Gary Stu-ness.

• 0:14 It’s Benny’s evil twin brother! He may have better animation, but he does sound the same!
• 1:04 The fact that he’s been crossed over with furries?
• 1:47 And yet he “pussied” up because this is all softcore porn.
• 4:47 There’s so many characters that they have to roll a dice and see who gets the line.
• 5:13 [link]
• 5:48 Not sure if clever or forced plot point.
• 6:34 Benny the Beast - expressing an extreme lack of humour sense since 2010!
• 7:53 *finally laughs*
• 8:47 Good Lord, this has the worst microphone handling I’ve ever heard in a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure.
• 9:53 *rolls eyes and groans*
• 10:13 Does she seriously not notice that there are lions in the room? Talking lions, no less?
• 10:29 Don’t lie, Benny. We know you’re trying to screw up history.
• 12:01 The good: despite being in the wrong location, that shot actually fits. The bad: Windows Movie Maker style frame goof.
• 12:20 Weird. Don’t remember this from my Disney Winter Wonderland DVD.
• 12:53 Oh, merde.
• 12:59 Please! The teenage lion girl is a better singer than you!
• 13:10 It’s so bad that some of the singers are off tone.
• 13:20 Sorry to anyone who turned their speakers up because the Disney footage was too quiet.
• 13:58 Ugh, stop this tone-deaf-ness!
• 14:26 Attempt to sing beautifully ruined by a tiny glitch.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Christmas is coming closer than ever before, and what better way could there be to celebrate than watching a LionKingHeart Fantasy Films production? Well, parties, shopping, reruns of the Grinch cartoon…

Here, Benny and his furry friends dominate the second Beauty and the Beast midquel, and one that isn’t good, but not even as bland as Belle’s Magical World. I’m sure this won’t be like their adventure on the Titanic, but let’s dig into Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas anyway.

• 2:02 Our first sign of true crappiness!
• 3:06 Our second sign.
• 3:26 *winks like Trainboy54*
• 4:17 I’m glad you did.
• 4:37 KOMODO GILLED!
• 4:46 Really, huh? The actual truth is on DVD.
• 5:04 Horrible times. Those were horrible times.
• 6:00 Jeez, put the damn microphone down.
• 6:07 DON’T do anything else.
• 6:49 *drops water down his eyes to look like tears*
• 7:39 Oh, I loathe this guy.
• 8:06 Doesn’t hurt as much as seeing you here.
• 8:24 Benny steals Belle’s line. Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! *facepalm* What am I saying?
• 8:46 Good thing this guy has the ability to use effects over footage. Then again, so does 76859Thomas.
• 12:05 Fun ruined.
• 12:32 He gets the fart joke? Really? Well, this came from someone who adores El Arca, a movie about pigeons farting in a bird strip club, so I shouldn’t be too shocked.
• 12:53 It ain’t right to ask that early. Killjoy.
• 13:21 Out-of-sync snowball fight!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 5. Benny laments about his stupidity.

• 1:17 It was incredibly pointless anyway!
• 1:53 No. NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 2:21 No, Benny. WE’RE doomed.
• 2:28 We can already see who Rafiki’s really hitting - a cartoon wildebeest, and not a cartoon wannabeast.
• 4:39 Worst pause cut using an expensive movie maker EVER.
• 5:03 “Johnny look down the Grand Staircase and sees water rising up from below.” Why does this fanfic keep using both past and present tense?
• 5:15 Okay, that actually holds the record.
• 5:37 You seriously thought that would add some humour?
• 6:29 *cries* Please stop…
• 8:26 Eh, at least there’s no giant octopus.
• 9:24 A sword? MOON POWER? Oh, my hate for this is unbelievable.
• 9:43 Wait. What were the swords for again? To piss me off?
• 9:48 RABBIT: Ada– How can you think of [mermaids] at a time like this?
• 9:50 Yes, to piss me off, alright.
• 10:21 All of this led to Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of the Little Mermaid?! MOST OFFENSIVE STORY CONNECTION EVER.
• 10:35 I feel bad for everyone involved in the disaster, especially for having the mood lightened by furries.
• 12:28 TCastro? The guy who used to be my friend? How could you?!
• 13:30 You mean the guy who loved the Titanic so much he screwed it? In the ass, no less?

• Lack of jokes: 
• Lack of continuity: 
• Lack of accurate impersonations: 
• Lack of charisma: 
• Lack of taste: 

Overall: 6.8/5

-0.36/10. This is the worst Fantasy Films Adventure yet. It’s offensive, boring, idiotic and, looking at the ratings, highly overrated. And what’s more, the death of 1500 people is followed by The Little Mermaid. This is just as bad as the animated Titanic movies from Italy, and you can’t help but get horrifying flashbacks to In Search of the Titanic. Plus, why do people get fooled that easily in the videos by disguises, even when they’re worn by lions? This is especially insulting as it treats the Titanic crew like they’re stupid. It’s not educational, it’s fap worthy (Here’s looking at you, Kane Taker). And it’s trying to be serious, which provides no answer to the question, “Who is it aimed at?” Well, it’s not for children, but it surely ain’t for people with heart either. What a way to celebrate a centennial, eh?

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