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It’s Pooh’s Adventures of John Lasseter’s first sell-out!
Trains meeting cars? Suitable.
Disney characters meeting cars? Suitable in a way that Pooh could poke fun at them for getting less critical acclaim than his movie.
Pokémon and ponies meeting cars? Why?

It’s Pooh’s Adventures of John Lasseter’s first sell-out!

Trains meeting cars? Suitable.

Disney characters meeting cars? Suitable in a way that Pooh could poke fun at them for getting less critical acclaim than his movie.

Pokémon and ponies meeting cars? Why?


With the help of my friend , I present to you the new and improved poster for the LKHFF crossover of the Steven Spielberg classic, Jaws!! I can see the five of them on the Orca now with Brody, Hooper and Quint hunting the shark, as well as Benny arguing with the Mayor along with Chief Brody! LOL What do you guys think, should this crossover happen?

With the help of my friend :iconbennythebeast:, I present to you the new and improved poster for the LKHFF crossover of the Steven Spielberg classic, Jaws!! I can see the five of them on the Orca now with Brody, Hooper and Quint hunting the shark, as well as Benny arguing with the Mayor along with Chief Brody! LOL What do you guys think, should this crossover happen?

Sep 6
I think you know what my reaction to this is going to be. Other than believing it would make George Lucas blush.

I think you know what my reaction to this is going to be. Other than believing it would make George Lucas blush.

Sep 6
D'oh, now we’ll never be able to tell whose adventure it is.

D'oh, now we’ll never be able to tell whose adventure it is.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Sep 5
Walt Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, guest starring the cast of The Lion King, Tarzan’s animal friends, Louis the alligator, the lemurs from Madagascar, and the Viva Piñata gang, apparently.

Walt Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, guest starring the cast of The Lion King, Tarzan’s animal friends, Louis the alligator, the lemurs from Madagascar, and the Viva Piñata gang, apparently.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Sep 5
It’s a story with cows, so why not add the ladyboys?

It’s a story with cows, so why not add the ladyboys?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

The trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Gremlins, from the creator of Pooh’s Adventures of Stand By Me and Pooh’s Adventures of The Goonies. Please go to bed, Yru17…

YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING

YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING


Winnie the Pooh and his friends (along with Ash, Simba, SpongeBob, Danny, Sawyer, and their friends) meet Danny and Sawyer’s old friend Billy and his new pet mogwai Gizmo as they learn three rules about how to take care of a mogwai:
1. Keep it away from the bright light (including the sunlight).
2. Don’t get it wet.
3. Don’t fed it after midnight.
But they didn’t listen to the rules because the new Mogwais soon transform into the hideous Monsters called the Gremlins and begin to create chaos into the town. And now it’s up to Pooh, Ash, Simba, Danny, and their friends to stop those Gremlins or everything will be a hideous nightmare.

Why do I get the feeling that it would at least make a bit more sense for them to take over the second Gremlins? That movie had Daffy Duck, after all.

Winnie the Pooh and his friends (along with Ash, Simba, SpongeBob, Danny, Sawyer, and their friends) meet Danny and Sawyer’s old friend Billy and his new pet mogwai Gizmo as they learn three rules about how to take care of a mogwai:

1. Keep it away from the bright light (including the sunlight).

2. Don’t get it wet.

3. Don’t fed it after midnight.

But they didn’t listen to the rules because the new Mogwais soon transform into the hideous Monsters called the Gremlins and begin to create chaos into the town. And now it’s up to Pooh, Ash, Simba, Danny, and their friends to stop those Gremlins or everything will be a hideous nightmare.

Why do I get the feeling that it would at least make a bit more sense for them to take over the second Gremlins? That movie had Daffy Duck, after all.

Do we even need this movie to be a complete Roger Rabbit rip-off?

Do we even need this movie to be a complete Roger Rabbit rip-off?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

This is the intro for my Winnie the Pooh/StarCrash crossover film.
The guest stars for this film are the heroes, Thomas, Edward, Percy, Gordon, Emily, Sonic, Tails, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Toadstool, Rayman, Betina, Cookie, LacMac, Flips, Ash, Pikachu, May, Max, Brock, Luke Skywalker, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Scrappy Doo, Flim, Flam, Mad Jack The Pirate, Snuk, Casey Junior and Johnny, because they help Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore work for Akton, Simon, and Stella Star and the villains who will be working for the Golems and Count Zarth Arn will be Flash Dashing, Devious Diesel, The Kanker Sisters and Team Rocket: Jessie, James and Meowth.

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Labyrinth

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Labyrinth is the 3rd Winnie the Pooh/Jim Henson project. The production of the project started in 2009 and it had many problems due to disagreements with users, story problems and guest star issues until it was finally given to BrerJake90 as a request from BrerDanielMovie93. The film will be made in the near future.

Plot

On the first day of Fall, Winnie the Pooh and his friends receive a letter saying that Christopher Robin has been taken to a place called Labyrinth by the ruler of the Goblins King Jareth and they team up with some of their old friends to form a rescue party and later meet a teenage girl named Sarah whose baby brother Toby is also taken by Jareth and the heroes have 13 hours to solve Jareth’s Labyrinth before Christopher Robin and Toby will belong to Jareth forever.

Trivia

  • Tennessee TuxedoChumleyTtarkSimbaTimonPumbaaRobin HoodLittle JohnJeremy the Crow,Baloo, and Bagheera guest star in this film.
  • The Lion King II: Simba’s PrideThe Jungle Book, and Labyrinth were first released on DVD in 1999, the same year that Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving was released straight to video.
  • Labyrinth was released in a 2-Disc Anniversary Edtion DVD in 2007, the same year that The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was released in a Friendship Edition DVD, The Jungle Book was released in a 2-Disc Platinum Edtion DVD, and Robin Hood was released in a Most Wanted Edition DVD.
  • Labyrinth was first released on Blu-Ray in 2009, the same year that The Tigger Movie was released in a 2-Disc 10th Anniversary Edition DVD/Digital Copy.

Story problems? Guest star issues? Those might have been from the people that actually hate these videos, you dimwit.

So much laughability here…

So much laughability here…

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

  • 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
  • 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
  • 0:29 Herp dee derp.
  • 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
  • 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
  • 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
  • 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
  • 3:24 Seriously?
  • 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
  • 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
  • 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
  • 4:24 Elroy’s what?
  • 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
  • 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
  • 4:54 *drools ignorantly*
  • Crossovers:
  • Typos: 
  • Narrator confusion: 
  • Dumbing down of Garfield:
  • Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

  • 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
  • 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
  • 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
  • 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
  • 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
  • 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
  • 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
  • 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
  • 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
  • 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
  • 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
  • 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
  • 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
  • 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
  • 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
  • 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
  • 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
  • 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
  • 6:10 Garfield, you mean?