Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 8. A finale that isn’t as grand as the Duke.

• 1:01 *gonna
• 2:33 Roo’s only line in the movie.
• 2:51 Okay, that is possibly the most overblown death scene I’ve encountered in my life.
• 3:08 Did what?
• 3:10 The lack of sync provided a cameo for the Hoff.
• 3:37 You cut out the third bit before. Why not cut out the first?
• 4:40 That would’ve fit more if we didn’t hear another kid’s giggling in the background.
• 6:29 Is that praddi- What?

Comments:

• “Great Ending! Even when the Genie popped out!”
• “HUZZAH!!! Roo’s in here!”
• “Here’s something you can put in Pooh’s Adventures of STAR WARS Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Pooh: Don’t worry im sure you will see her again. right before Obi Wan says Dreams pass in time. also in this film put in more pooh clips like the other Pooh crossovers to give Pooh and the gang a bit of a larger role.”
• “Hey, why not make Pooh’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now that would be something right?”
• “OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT OLD MAN IS HILOURISE”
• “Duke: i’m still here… Triton: YOU MUST DIE! Duke: No oh god AHH!”
• “I’m looking for somebody to do Pooh’s Adventures of Cars 2 with me! I can’t do it because ToonJoey34 said I was a terrible script writer!”
• “i-im dying, its too happy its like someone just threw acid on me, i really wish i could unsee this -hits head against wall-”
• “good moive worst fucking editing”
• “Haha! Awesome Genie clip at the end!”
• “Who would tale more time to add in these stupid video clips instead of just uploading the move a it was?… Great movie though”
• “the idea of pooh, spongebob and those birds suck!!!! that´s stupid, they ruined the movie.”
• “fuck hell, with the penguin, the big beast , and all the videos qho re not in the original movie, honestly i like this film, but as it is, not with trash as they put here.”
• “wow i like this so much thumbs up if you do to”
• “*mass role-playing*”

• Absence of Tigger:
• Absence of Rabbit:
• Absence of Eeyore:
• Absence of Piglet:
• Absence of Pooh:

Overall: 4.2/5

0.16/10. Like I said earlier, putting Disney into Disney makes sense, more than adding Ghostbusters characters, SpongeBob, the villains of Rock-a-Doodle, Mewtwo and the blue fairy from Filmation’s Pinocchio, some of which were forgotten about for the majority of the video. We also happen to see more of the added villain than we do the added good guys, which is unfair even by Pooh’s Adventures standards. Plus, just they’re all cartoons, doesn’t mean they can actually survive underwater, or fit into a building like that for Stay Puft’s matter! But hey, at least the ratings given to part 1 were right - this really ain’t as bad as Pooh’s Adventures of Jeepers, It’s the Creeper.

“I… But Ariel!”

“I’m sorry, SpongeBob.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 7: In Which Pooh Finally Talks!

• 0:29 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 2:39 It’s that time again!
• 3:11 Hey! That’s Pooh’s job!
• 4:56 …They’re married, aren’t they? Eww.
• 7:10 No special guest could do anything to save anyone. Tut tut.
• 9:54 Not even the Duke.
• 10:00 Morgana = BowserMovies.

Comments:

• “I thought Pooh and friends were trapped w/ Melody”
• “In my version, Sonic and his friends would be trapped.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Stupid winnie the pooh crap”
• “Seriouasly, you r sooo just waisting ur time combining it together….”
• “this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, you totally ruined the movie doing that.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 6. The “heroes” finally spring into action. Also, the dreaded “running gag”.

• 0:22 A lot better than this guy does.
• 4:37 Cue the gasping montage!
• 5:06 Even in cartoon logic, how can you guys even breathe underwater?
• 5:22 I assume they’re actually swimming.
• 5:37 Pooh hasn’t even said that much apart from gasping.
• 5:41 Oh, there they are.
• 5:49 That water must not be at a very nice temperature.
• 7:10 Meanwhile, somewhere in the wrong movie…
• 9:24 Shut up and freeze already!
• 9:55 Oh dear, not this discussion again.
• 10:03 Because a 19 year old is unusually controlling your life.
• 10:08 They don’t look like sea creatures to me. Nor do they look like Earth creatures, concerning the universe of The Little Mermaid.
• 10:33 That’s another thing I hate about this scene - spoilers. Predictable spoilers, but still spoilers.

Comments:

• “GREAT JOB!”
• “I love the part from 9:55 to 10:43”
• “patrick in his undergarments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooolllll”
• “5:36 Max: Hey, isn’t that Cloack and Dagger, Morganna’s minions? Sam: Aha! A clue!!! Let’s follow them! Sonic: Yeah, we follow them, we find Morganna, Dr. Eggman, and Sammun-mak.”
• “ummm the name is mellody it is not mell-mell”
• “I wish you would post the whole return to the sea movie without the mix-ins. I cant find it anywhere. I cant even buy it on itunes.”
• “if your worried about copywright issues dont make the movie!”
• “did anyone notice tiger from winnie the pooh appeared at 0:23”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “THIS POOH BEAR THIS IS SO ANNOYING”
• “this is shit”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 5. Tip and Dash are cumming!

• 1:32 The Grand Duke isn’t that thin…
• 2:02 Just seeing the Grand Duke speak a female’s lines makes me feel awkward.
• 2:27 The Grand Duke happens to be the next Mewtwo.
• 4:07 Boo! You took the “Dark” out of The Dark Crystal!
• 8:13 You put kids off from watching their true favourite characters twice with this song.
• 10:14 DUKE: …Hmm?

Comments:

• “Can you make a Hakuna Matata music video with Tip as Timon Dash as Pumbaa Melody as Simba PLEASE?”
• “If I did my own crossover adventures, it would be called Sam, Max, Sonic and Friends’ Adventures. The cast would include Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cosmo, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, Sam, Max, and Ranamon. Ranamon would be Max’s girlfriend”
• “NH wjjdmwkdmbcnghhfthfg”
• “fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk man is carzy”
• “tenessee tuxeedo”
• “Tip And Dash = Timon And Pumba Thumbs Up If You Agree”
• “i just want the little mermaid, not all this crap”
• “alot of skipping of some intense moments :( well its better than not being able to see the movie i guess”
• “You completely cut out "For a Moment”!!!“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "readlly ppl want the real movie not cartoon from other movie cut in the med of it dose not look good when ppl are watching it at all”
• “what the”
• “U SHOULD BE SHOT”
• “Asshole That Owl Is From Rock-A-Doodle Not Winnie The Pooh”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 4. Back then, BowserMovies used his character clips a lot less than usual. That only made his videos worse.

• 2:38 And after two and a half minutes of waiting, you gus finally get “involved”.
• 2:56 ERIC: Tigger? Are you calling me… Oh, Tiger, huh? Why, yes I am. Rawr.
• 3:52 Two villains and two minuature, bug-eyed sidekicks!
• 4:05 Oh. For a moment there, I forgot how weird the movie truly was.
• 4:24 How does he even know what Mewtwo is?
• 4:58 Stop stalking him like that. The look you’re giving him is especially turning his nervousness into fear.
• 5:35 One of my most hated reaction shots, to speak the truth.
• 8:19 That’s all Duke had to say?
• 10:39 “Ohhhhh” count: 1

Comments:

• “Good one and a good that Ariel tell Mewtwo, Good Fairy, Slimer and Stay Puft about when Pooh and his friends met Ariel as a mermaid.”
• “"So much for not panicking.” xD"
• “this is incredible”
• “What if the cast from Sonic X, or Bonkers, or Sam and Max were in the movie?”
• “can you upload the original version..thumbs up if anybody agrees with me”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “i got this far, now i give up. you would get so many more views if you took out the shitty pooh bits.”
• “And the reason you were watching POOH’S ADVENTURES of The Little Mermaid 2 were…?”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 3. Huh? Why did the ratings suddenly get better?

• 1:21 OWL: I’m complaining about the lack of importance I provide to these videos!
• 1:23 You line-stealing traitor.
• 3:00 Patrick’s too retarded to think something like that up.
• 3:13 Gasping montage!
• 3:46 Stay Puft has to be the most mindless crossover subject in the entire fad.
• 5:23 We could tell it was Melody talking.
• 5:58 Which is what you should stop doing to these poor girls.
• 9:33 The whole video in a nutshell!

Comments:

• “I like this part when Margana tries to make Undertwo big again and again. It make me laugh so hard, i couldn’t take it anymore.”
• “NIce job! I love the part when Pooh said, "Botha”“
• "Where is Danny and Sawyer from Pooh’s Adventures of Cats Don’t Dance?”
• “You put the trailer for this movie on my birthday! Can you please put Roo in part 4?”
• “How hard is it to spot a giant marshmellow guy!?”
• “How could Stay Puft even fit through the underside of that wall??”
• “3:01 If Sam and Max were included, Max would be like, "Hey Melody! Why not tell Airel how you really feel?” And Sam would be like, “Why would you suggest something like that Max?”“
• "In my version with Sonic X, Brandy and Mr. Wiskers, Ranamon, and Sam and Max, Morganna would team up with Sammun-Mak and Dr. Eggman.”
• “oh my god im so pissed at this person”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “i hate how you cram 3 movie parts into one good movie”
• “Is it bad that I like this version better or….”
• “why could you leave out the pooh stuffand spongebob and pokemon”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 2, and the reviews are still mixed.

• 0:26 PFFFF HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAA
• 0:37 What’s a Pooh’s Adventure without Rabbit saying “How can you think of food at a time like this?”
• 1:04 Your name isn’t Winnie the Pooh. :)
• 1:15 Repetitive writing…
• 1:19 At long last.
• 2:31 WOMAN: Puff? Oh! *smacks Ariel* You disgraceful little girl!
• 2:38 YOU CANNOT FIT IN THE DOOR.
• 4:34 MELODY: Photo? What is a photo?
• 4:42 It’s slam-your-head-on-the-wall time…
• 4:54 You’re just small animals! The Japanese children have more dignity than you do in these videos!
• 5:02 No wonder the ratings are so mediocre.
• 5:24 Easy for you to say, ghost.
• 5:34 Unfortunately, you’re only going to come across Zilla.
• 5:37 She doesn’t seem to be all that scared of the green ghost flying above her and the fact there there is a giant reptilian monster that destroyed Tokyo in the first movie.
• 7:00 What is this, Mewtwo’s Adventures? It must be, even more than the last thing I saw him in.
• 7:50 A dog, actually.
• 8:38 That’s it, this is going onto Have Some Crack Pairings.

Comments:

• “Please put Danny and Sawyer from Cats Don’t Dance as guest stars too, please?”
• “Spongebob and Patrick are AWESOME! Thank you for putting them in this film.”
• “i agree that was so funny”
• “Please put Roo in it sometime! :)”
• “I know this is out of the blue but just to let u know I’ll be working on Pooh’s Adventuers of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Movie so that’s taken, ( the one with Ahsoka)”
• “Bowser can you do Sailor Moon’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo? (you know, Scooby-Doo the motion picture, when the gang goes to Spooky Island)”
• “5:55 If this featured Sam and Max, Max would be like, "Please don’t do that again.”“
• "Hey what is up with mew two?”
• “the lion king one was really good but this one is kinda boring… zzzzzz”
• “useless”
• “i hate this kinda whats with phoo and spongebob”
• “What’s that big white dam doing there and why is it in-front of the kingdom and blocking it?”
• “how long can she hold her breath for?”
• “I don’t understand why you had to put the annoying cut ins of Pooh and SpongeBob.”
• “This is just irritating”
• “this trully sucks!!!!!!!!!!”
• “you butcher a good movie sham on you”
• “when did sponge bob come in?”
• “What the **** I thought I was watching the little mermaid”
• “You are LOL just that your watching side comedy along with it”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “it is a crime to ruin a movie with such terrible editing”
• “why this would of been better without the winnie the poo and all the distractions”
• “pooh stuff bla!”
• “stupid pooh stuff”
• “i just wanna watch some little mermaid not this stupid mixed up thing”
• “seriously? you’re bringing in spongebob? i just want to watch the movie for pete’s sake! and not have skip the un realated parts!”
• “i hate the pooh stuff seriously i just want to watch the movie not pooh”
• “OMG U RETARD!!! i want the movie no winnie the pooh shit!”
• “This Is A great movie But the maker made it so retarded im so FUCKING pisst!”
• “I love how pooh and his friends just ask melody to take picture of them with Godzilla, and then they just keep on talking about him for 5 more minutes”
• “Most of the comments are about the clips. Guys you should be grateful to watch it at all. Unless you want to learn Polish. So shut up and watch -RaRaCleopatra”
• “@1:38 i think the movie titanic copied this movie. ;)”
• “I love this movie but the shit in between is fuckin stupidest thig i ever seen”
• “Stop Dat.”
• “This is so freakin stupid. You’ve ruined this movie. I hope you’re proud”
• “Icant belive you ruined a perfect good movie”
• “And im not going to enjoy freaken part 2 because you did this but now i thank i know why you did it”
• “all these stupid interputions are annoying!!! and they dont make sense!!! i just want to watch the damn movie!!”

Here is the most viewed part of any Pooh Adventure, part 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea. It might sound reasonable, seeing how both Winnie the Pooh and The Little Mermaid are Disney animation, but you have to add cartoons from other studios or else it will be too House of Mouse logical! This is the Pooh’s Adventures debut of Tip and Dash, “cousins” to Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley the Walrus, and the ones you saw add a horrendously unsuitable musical number to Scooby-Doo and The “Dark” Crystal. At nearly 800,000 views, it’s no surprise that the ratings are close to the middle, but why isn’t it as bad as the monstrosity made out of a Scooby-Doo episode? Well, let’s find out.

• 0:30 *has headphones on* They just don’t care, do they?
• 0:50 So far, it seems quite natural, putting Pooh in something that’s already Disney.
• 0:53 SpongeBob? I guess that works, as SpongeBob is technically a fish.
• 1:20 (Don’t you hate how they often take footage from other Pooh’s Adventures videos?) The Grand Duke of Owls again? I guess that kinda works, seeing how Don Bluth used to work for Disney.
• 1:26 Oh, goddamnit.
• 2:40 CHRISTOPHER: But we had to write over every part of the script for our last play because this is too epic to let it live any longer!
• 2:43 It’s parts like this that make the cheesiness even more disgusting.
• 2:58 Did you know back then that you can actually shrink text?
• 5:51 Our first piece of true evidence that we’re getting more than mediocrity.
• 7:09 Wasn’t this party already crashed?
• 7:15 And Mewtwo still hasn’t changed.
• 7:16 And why are you so happy about his arrival?
• 7:34 STAY PUFT: Oh, how delightful!
• 7:46 Not alone? Didn’t you bring your henchmen just then?
• 7:57 DUKE: Or one of them, at least.
• 9:23 I used to enjoy you, Pooh Bear, but now I vote for Duke.
• 9:46 Slimer turned into a mammal!
• 10:00 Like I said, they just don’t care…

Comments:

• “Good timing you add SpongeBob and Patrick first. As soon as gef41291 gives me some RJane footage, I’ll get Pooh’s Adventures of The NeverEnding Story on YouTube in no time.”
• “Great start! I’m uploading Pooh’s adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders to youtube right now!”
• “I like part when Undertow got zapped and shrunked!”
• “Did the Grand Duke and Morgana got married?”
• “can you make pooh’s adventures of chicken run or pooh’s adventures of gremlins?” (24 thumbs up)
• “For a Disney sequel, it really makes lot better :)”
• “pooh isnt a disney”
• “9:30 in my version, Shadow the hedgehog would use chaos control on the rope and later would be like, "Gets them every time.”“
• "idk what to say”
• “WAS THAT TEAM ROCKET111111”
• “…is there anywherei can find yhe movie WITHOUT WINNIE THE POOH??”
• “this is honestly retarted, 1 spongebob is not disney so puting them togetler like this is making it worse for copywrite. plus how you ruin the movie itself by adding spongebob and whinnie the pooh in the little mermaid is fucking rediculas, plus your trying to make it seem like your seom movie producer with this or whatever.”
• “Wow i didnt finish it, you fucking added pokeomon and what i think is ghost busters? wtf?? this is being flaged and sent to youtube info whatever, this is retarted”
• “animators, your all fired!”
• “Can you post the little mermaid 2 by itself”
• “HE/SHE cant post it bt itself. COPYWRITE DUMB ASSES.”
• “ummm why is team rocket in at 1:20 ?”
• “whats wih the spongebob thing lol”
• “What the… e.e”
• “Ariel’s cumming? they ruined my childhood”
• “i dont like this”
• “the one thing I like about bower’s movies is that there’s not just 1 cartoon to focus on. why the **** can’t people make up they’re mind and have 2 companys making a movie instead of 1 _____ and 1 ______ There should be more of 2 cartoons combined not 1 and 1 apart. I think this is a good example :D”
• “This guy is one of creative people :D”
• “Look I laughed at the start with the whole add in scenes you inserted between clips but then it just got annoying, lol. It’s such an amazing movie why wreck it ! :(”
• “what the crap? random spongebob?”
• “in da beginnin it waz stupid”
• “wait…this is actually the funniest thing ive seen in my life”
• “I sure wish Louis from The Princess & The Frog & maybe The Penguins from Madagascar were in this Pooh’s Adventures movie! And maybe Simba,Timon,and Pumbaa!”
• “i was just minding my buissness and then winnie the pooh and all these people came it just messed up the movie”
• “ariels cummin”
• “This was odd. I didnt get it”
• “ummm y do u have pooh and spkngebob on this movie i meen im not trying to be mean its just its kinda dumb and i was wanting to watch this movie not pooh or spongebob”
• “this is confusing”
• “why did you add SpongeBob square pants in dis crossover”
• “awesome you added sponge bob mewtwo staypuft slimer the good fairy and the grand duke of owls”
• “Why is there Pooh inside?! WEIRD!!!”
• “yeah i love this film but omg enough with all the other clips there so annoying its kinda ruined the film :/”
• “Ariel’s coming!! Lolol, I’m going to hell.”
• “ohhh shit i stumbled on the weird of the internet again”
• “XD i can hardly breathe just watching the intro”
• “I cant bear watching anymore.. :’)”
• “Dude… this is wicked !”
• “love the movie but the other clips are kinda annoying”
• “Yeah i’ve been trying to find it on youtube but then i saw the other stuff mixed in with it i really want to see the real thing.”
• “Ariel’s cuming! XD LMAO”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “You totally ruined a great movie”
• “lets be serious this is shit”
• “ima skip da whinnie the pooh parts”
• “no offense but i dont like how it keeps switching 2 different things its 2 confusing”
• “why Winnie the Pooh can’t it just be normal so i can watch it?!" 
• "like really you messed up the whole movie”
• “um i don’t remember sponge bob being in this movie.”
• “damn, i’m an octopus woman and i’m sooo offended! we are not at all like how they portray in the movies :(”
• “WTF. this is bullshit!”
• “Where did sponge bob come from? This is too messed up”
• “why pooh!!!!!!!”
• “why do people do this? the put in two diffrent movies which doenst make sense…why dont you up loead it normaly”
• “Yea, no offense u did mess up the movie, and muteing the sounds don’t help much…”
• “winnie the pooh really i just want to watch the damn movie!!”
• “You messed up ! ”
• “OMG sorry but I just wanna see lil’ Mermaid 2 !!!! ”
• “LOL, I’m gonna be serious - once I saw Winnie the Pooh, I burst out laughing XD !”
• “Why would you do that!!! I want to see the movie NOT WINNE THE POOH!!!”
• “why can’t you just make it normal my little cousin likes to watch ARIEL not POOH !!!”
• “Why call it the little mermaid and the let us watch POOH AND SPONGEBOB”
• “omg people it is partly winnie the pooh so that it wouldn’t get deleted from youtube!”
• “is the person who uploaded this obsessed with winnie the pooh????/”
• “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!”
• “umm where can i whach this whithout these inturpthions -_-”
• “I saw that little bit with spongebob… I think I died laughing a bit. Of course, it is 3 in the morning.”
• “Does anyone know where I can watch this movie without silly interruptions? I’ve searched everywhere!”
• “Why does winnie the pooh feature in the little mermaid :S”
• “WHAT THE FUCK WORNG WITH U KEEP IT ON ONE THING DAMN AND 9I AM OMLY 5”
• “Oh my gosh people. Stop complaining! Its fine”
• “Ariels cumming?;o”
• “5:50 O.O”
• “What the hell? xD”
• “Why did you upload this if it’s not the real one, IDIOT! I want the real TLM2! Not switching movie. Might as well call it *The Stupid Switching Movie*!”
• “194 people should drown themselves”
• “just skip the vid to about 3 minutes if u dont want to watch the the lil pooh cartoon”
• “what.. is this..? -confused-”
• “I hate it when people cross over different movies or shows like this. It ruins the whole thing. I mean no offense, but it’s infuriating when I can’t just find the normal version I’m looking for! This is really annoying!”
• “WTF”
• “can i just watch the frigging movie?!?!”
• “just skip over the pooh parts”
• “lol ok, this is officially youtube poop.”
• “These Poohs Adventures of ________________suck. They also ruin childhoods. 
• "Can you People Suck it up it`s a Crossover leave it alone”
• “Oh my gosh i miss my childhood….”
• “What the fuck have you done?!”
• “really? i would like it if you didnt waste two minutes of the whole movie. this way you can add two miniutes TO THE FRICKIN MOVIE FOR US TO WATCH INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A CROSS OVER!!!! I would like to remember my childhood with out the two minutes and thirty seconds added of spongebob and winnie the pooh! >:/”
• “if you want to watch just the little mermaid 2 (which i think we all do) go to these parts (in this order): 2:52-7:08 7:48-7:55 8:00-9:22 9:27-9:38 9:47-9:58 10:02-10:36 (these are all the parts with the little mermaid 2)”
• “they have to do this that way youtube doesnt take the movie down so shut the hell up and enjoy it or go buy the damn movie”
• “Apparently Ariel’s coming… Or so I’ve heard.”
• “OMG what the crap there is no ariel and pooh adventure”
• “at least this isnt s bad as jack and daxter meet aladdin”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

• 0:13 No wonder the grammar was so cheesy.
• 4:25 You think? *holds a blood-stained knife*
• 4:30 And I would like to thank you for making them such unlikable assholes.
• 4:41 Yes, Pooh even invaded a documentary. No one is safe, kids.
• 4:52 NOPE
• 4:59 EVEN MORE NOPE
• 5:12 Here! Keep my NOPE!
• 5:21 Take my WHY, too.
• 5:32 Great?
• 5:42 *hangs from the ceiling*
• 5:47 *falls down*
• 6:00 The true heroes. Shame they’re all going to die…
• 6:56 Remember in my parody video when I used a clip of CG Pooh Bear? well…

Comments:

• “yakko, THAT….was incredible. you put that KH cut scene to arvelous use”
• “"Wow. AWESOME CREDITS. AND NICE BONUS ENDING WITH HADES, JAFAR, IAGO, URSULA, THE DUKE, JOKER, HARLEY QUINN AND MALEFICENT. AND NICE LIST OF UPCOMING PROJECTS. AND YOU MADE A WINNIE THE POOH CROSSOVER WITH AN EPISODE OF HENRY’S AMAZING ANIMALS?! NO WAY! THAT’S AMAZING. I LOVE HENRY’S AMAZING ANIMALS. I USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID.”

Okay. My ranting isn’t effective enough. Like my last commentaries, was totally ridiculous, childish, over the top, repetitive, generally unfunny, obsessive over my personal interests, less logical than Sony-Mae and not as much criticism as it was a hell of a lot of role-playing, but when a two-and-a-half hour video is this torturous, and the comments are this questionable, your behaviour really suits it. So, what did I think of The Dark Crystal’s butchery?

• Misplaced characters: 
• Dumbing down:
• Drinking games:
• Engrish: 
• Irrelevance:

Overall: 4.4/5

Something I wouldn’t really cheat at. 0.22/10. This is basically why when you go on your own, the audience feels suspense. With Pooh’s Adventures, however, only the poorest of taste would find something to enjoy. The Dark Crystal was not supposed to be a departure from the happy-go-lucky mood of The Muppet Movie - does everything need to be taken over by a once-adored teddy bear?

Pooh’s Adventures is a stalk over our childhood memories, turning the biggest brains of cartoon history into simple-minded douchebags, and while it’s better not to watch it, it’s sickening to see it done to death. It doesn’t improve movies, it just makes everything terrible. And seeing how of all the characters they could choose it has to be Pooh, I may have a form of autism (and it figures, seeing what I just typed up the whole way through these things), but when it’s this restrained (which is not at all), then it’s one of the stupidest fandoms ever experienced on YouTube and everywhere else. Ironically, this ain’t over. I’ll explain the rest in a language those Pooh splicers can understand in a few posts time. Join me after that as I re-experience Beauty and the Beast. In furry-D!

Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 16. The second-to-last part. And thank the Gods.

• 2:25 After so much waiting… *now has £50 (although he’s just pretending that since he’s ruining the blog with his oddities)*
• 2:27 If I had extra for every time he said that…
• 2:37 Sure thing!
• 2:41 POOH: We didn’t die!
• 2:45 AUGHRA: You failed to get rid of the toons, Jen. Now you will be stuck with them for eternity. If the sequel does come, that is.
• 3:47 *takes a sip* Hopefully, the game is finished.
• 4:33 SHY: Darn it.
• 4:40 *holds up a knife* But some cartoons will be harmed when this is finished.
• 5:19 What Pooh and his friend didn’t know was that the welcome was actually a punishment for ruining the movie so horribly.
• 5:45 A sad, sad ending. I was expecting better. Because I don’t like Winnie the Pooh anymore thanks to these stupid videos. *he’s joking about that, too*
• 6:11 JEN: Take this, you irrelevant scum! *punches Owl and Gopher*

Comments:

• “This so beautiful. I’m so loving the ending. I could cry at a time like this.”
• “Great ending! I can’t wait for the end credits!”
• “BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! ;) Nice job on this crossover, Yakko. You were even more perfect than I expected.”

Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 15: In Which the Toons Turn Out to Be Villains After All, or So I Would Pretend Seeing As the Obviousness and Filler They Bring Into Their Adventures Seem More Like an Illuminati Plot.

• 0:03 In the world of Pooh’s Adventures, it doesn’t matter what you wear. As long as you’re making a decent reaction shot.
• 1:02 JEN: I, and I only.
• 2:21 JEN: Well, it was good while it lasted.
• 2:58 POOH: We will live forever!
• 3:02 ALL TOONS: We will live forever!
• 3:11 SHY: Oh, good. It’s Fizzgig. Here to interrupt our chanting.
• 3:12 TTARK: His barking will disrupt our chance of being annoying any longer!
• 3:14 TIP: You better be quiet, Fizzgig. The Great Conjunction does not need your yapping!
• 3:28 *sips his drink* Why couldn’t I do this before?
• 3:29 GARFIELD: The party is ruined!
• 3:35 *sips it yet again*
• 3:43 *and again*
• 3:50 *and again*
• 4:12 POOH: Pleased to meet you again, Gelfling. *gets repeated to say “and creatures”* It’s been quite a while. Now, prepare to meet your absolute doom - a gasping montage! Ha ha ha ha!
• 4:34 Of course Poky’s happy about it. Why wouldn’t he be?
• 4:44 You called him Zurg. Aaagh.
• 4:55 BUZZ: Works every time.
• 6:04 POOH: She had it coming. Now, are you ready, fellas?
• 6:16 POOH: Woody! You ruined it. Traitor.
• 6:41 JEN: Sorry, but I don’t take my advice from bad editing!
• 6:46 *earns another tenner* There really wasn’t that much…
• 7:24 JEN: I sure didn’t miss this in part 14.

What? That would at least make a better twist to the story! After all, that icon I’m using was taken from something with a point.

Comments:

• “That was an Epic of excitement! :)”