Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 3. Oh, how I remember this part. But I don’t remember any talking lions.

• 0:55 As have everyone involved in the production.
• 1:14 Mind you, it’s easier to play than it is to watch.
• 1:25 Can’t stop complaining about how racist that impersonation is.
• 1:32 No, he can’t. He can only get that of a flower.
• 1:57 Effects!
• 2:13 Why should I say anything positive when Adventure videos based on gameplay are stupid as hell?
• 2:31 Why is Dorothy there? Do they even mention her?
• 2:57 Gawd, I’m getting flashbacks to the repetition of that Epic Mickey video.
• 3:16 That actually kinda fits.
• 3:21 That, on the other hand…
• 3:33 I don’t remember the game being this easy.
• 3:41 [link]
• 4:10 And that’s the closest Benny’s ever been to animating a head.
• 4:47 I wonder what a child would be thinking when looking for a walkthrough.
• 5:40 I certainly don’t remember the maze having trees.
• 5:53 Stop using the same running shots! They don’t even work well!
• 6:11 I said st- PEOPLE LIKE THIS! There, I said it.
• 6:20 “when, the suspends is killing me ?”
• 6:30 Had they been any chattier, they’d say, “Yeah, Jiminy. We heard you the first time.”
• 7:08 KAIREL: Because then, we’d be fapped at more than ever before!
• 7:27 This is not quite as laughable as the rollercoaster scene in The Amazing Bulk.
• 7:44 It’s a kiddy game, what do you expect?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 2. Short, but not so sweet.

• 0:24 Who’s the Dumbo now?!
• 0:57 Looking at this game now, I don’t think that would be the perfect time to call them “villains”.
• 1:17 Bad subtitle sync.
• 1:31 I have one. Use contrast and blue screen key!
• 1:51 God, this is a load of *whisper*
• 2:01 You know your crossover sucks when the only redeeming quality is that at least, at least it’s not Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario.
• 2:20 And this was a year before Madagascar 3 came out. They’d at least know how to pull off an amazing circus now.
• 3:34 That’s……uh……subtle?
• 4:22 They’re back? What?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Back in the day, I used to pick any kids game for the PC that interested me the most. Games like Disney’s Villains’ Revenge. And now it’s been turned into an Adventure video by Benny and the gang. Last time we met them, they added spaceships and Moon Power into Beauty and the Beast. How brutal will their attack on childhood memories be this time? Let’s find out in the Halloween special that was originally uploaded nearly a month prior, so it kinda makes sense to riff it today, Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 1.

• 1:34 Why a spaceship? Why not?
• 1:52 Hey, who invited you?
• 1:54 We get subtitles from that guy and horrid voice acting from this guy?
• 1:56 Roger Rabbit? Oh, Jesus. Jeepers, even.
• 2:03 They’re fine with subtitles, stop believing you can do a good impression!
• 2:06 This is nothing to do with the Disney-Lucasfilm purchase. It’s much worse news.
• 2:15 It’s been a while, bad Rafiki impersonator.
• 2:20 Cue the running montage!
• 2:56 What are those people even doing there? Are they part of the character line-up.
• 3:07 So dark that when I squint my eyes, he’s barely even visible!
• 3:11 The guy who works for Shmorky can do a better Robin Williams impersonation than him.
• 3:16 *cuts to shots of Miami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!
• 3:27 I think you mean to say, “Why did Benny bring us here?”
• 3:40 Well, so far this makes more sense than Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey.
• 3:46 This is actually one of the better impersonations, relatively speaking.
• 3:48 You’re a Disney character! Stop acting like you don’t know!
• 3:55 Where all Disney characters go. Hear that, Benny?
• 3:59 Pooh. The one word that pisses me off the most in these crossovers.
• 4:12 Jiminy would already know who the non-DreamWorks characters are. Besides, didn’t Pinocchio make a cameo in Roger Rabbit?
• 4:15 Could you just introduce characters like them earlier instead of having them appear out of the blue?
• 4:23 My eyes. MY EYES. MY MIND.
• 4:30 JIMINY: Oh. The Madagascar guys? Ooh, I’ll get you for being better than The Wild!
• 4:34 Wait, is that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation? Imagine hearing that over footage of There’s Something About Mary.
• 4:44 Those are very, very, VERY bad impersonations of the El Arca cast.
• 4:50 Another pussy! But no, not in a literal way.
• 4:54 …Do I really have to say it right now?
• 5:05 GAWD THE ARTWORK IS SO LAUGHABLE HERE
• 5:08 Adopted? Oh, how I wish I could read and hear that word more than once.
• 5:31 XIRO: Thanks for reminding us to ruin more fairy tales!
• 5:44 Get an actual sound clip and I wouldn’t be laughing as much!
• 5:54 And yet he didn’t do anything.
• 6:51 Which this thing should stay as.
• 7:21 I can already feel my childhood burning faster than before.
• 7:31 Really? Because that voice of his bugs me to no end.
• 7:51 That’s supposed to be the voice of Pumbaa?
• 7:53 Never knew? There are so many awkward relationships in this gang that you shouldn’t be surprised!
• 8:13 That’s supposed to be CedDo I really?
• 9:07 Hey? Where’s Benny in this montage of villains?
• 9:52 Here to take revenge on the Good Fairy, as it seems.
• 10:21 They’re movies! And games! And crossovers, if done right!
• 10:34 Hmm, fourth wall much?
• 10:45 BLUE: …and the logic…
• 11:07 Spoiler alert.
• 11:18 You’re telling me.
• 11:25 Blurbs should never be dialogue!
• 11:49 At least add something resembling a joke to this situation!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)