Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 6. How did Pooh and his friends even get there when Whoville is just a speck of dust?

• 0:00 Well, speak of the devil once again.
• 0:01 Charlotte? Please don’t mean the spider.
• 1:13 Pooh did absolutely nothing in this video but sit in his wheelbarrow without even cracking a smirk.
• 1:44 I already watched a crossover video with this song!
• 1:59 But we hardly ever heard them!
• 3:25 Yay.
• 3:29 So that’s what they meant by “cat”. Oh dear.
• 3:39 Damn. They did mean the spider.
• 3:44 Batman’s Adventures of Thomas and The Magic Railroad. Batman’s Adventures of Thomas and The Magic Railroad.
• 4:04 Would seem like a decent idea for a comic, but not a video!
• 4:54 Same with Batman fighting dinosaurs.
• 5:04 Enjoyed it? It depressed me like you wouldn’t imagine!
• 5:14 Not with people like you, it won’t.

• Limited reaction shots: 
• Centered subtitles: 
• Abuse of rhyming: 
• Pointlessness: 
• Lack of spirit: 

Overall: 10/5

-1/10.

You’re a douchebag,

Gojira.

You’re a giant heap of muck!

You just took a Christmas classic

And then made the whole thing suck,

GojiraaaaaaaaaaaaA.

The best way to describe this video is as follows and I quote,

“Fick, Fack, Fuck you!”

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 5. Notice how the Grinch never, ever talks to the guest stars? That’s exactly what makes this such a pointless piece of crap.

• 0:00 Yes, very gald indeed.
• 0:50 What did Pooh do?
• 0:53 Let the Grinch think it up by himself, you persuasive asshole.
• 1:22 My eyes just turned yellow and red.
• 1:33 Piglet, Eeyore and Tigger haven’t said a lot so far.
• 1:44 Oh, thank goodness my computer’s sound card is rubbish!

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 4. CINDY: Gojiranotgodzilla, why? Why are you adding clips from The House of the Dead? Why?

• 0:00 It’s your fault he’s an idiot, idiot!
• 0:03 I love what the real subtitle says.
• 0:34 CINDY: EEEK! A demon! Santy Claus has a demon! *runs away*
• 1:19 It’s been a half a year since I said this, but, hasn’t the creator ever heard of “Silence is golden”?
• 1:32 Might as well call it Kiara’s Adventures. More Pooh! More Pooh!
• 2:52 Pooh Bear and a lion fighting a villain from House of the Dead. Think about that, because the zombie in Wreck-It Ralph did no wrong.
• 3:02 Finally, a new reaction shot! What took you so long?
• 3:06 Yeah. How WILL you do that?
• 3:11 Finally, we even hear a guest star talking this time. And she’s smiling!
• 3:12 That’s stopped him? A roar? Eh, at least the Grinch and Max can have some peace time now. Wait, no, I’m not getting peace time at all!
• 4:51 What are you going to do? Turn him into a nice guy? Eat him?

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 3. So far, it’s no wonder why this was never seen on YouTube again.

• 0:00 There are thousands more clips you could use of Pooh and Kiara.
• 0:58 It’d be better if you weren’t so desperate. In fact, it would be better if you didn’t try and feck up the Grinch’s character!
• 1:32 You seem to be rather happy about it.
• 2:41 I disagree, Pooh Bear. It’s completely heartless.
• 2:48 Get out of the way of the Grinch’s devilish face, subtitle.
• 3:10 And I was relieved that we only had three characters.
• 3:53 Just because we know what’s going to happen doesn’t mean the tension needs to be broken.

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 2. Already I’m feeling green and fuzzy.

• 0:00 How can you help someone to hate something? I don’t need help hating this.
• 1:15 It was at this point where my soul got cancer.
• 1:54 MAGICIAN: Make a creepy face! You’re a genius, Mr. Grinch!
• 2:19 Shut the fucking hell up, you bloody, childhood-torturing bastard.
• 3:00 Song montages like this do not deserve any talking other than Tony the Tiger.
• 3:05 I could sing the same thing about the person who made this and upset me even halfway through part 2.
• 3:40 “Splended idea,” said a douchebag magician. “Even though I failed the rhyming audition!”
• 3:55 My giggle turned to weeps. This is that bad.
• 4:57 You already spoiled Christmas before they could.
• 5:01 Is that the only clip of Kiara he could find?
• 5:12 Just when I was wondering whether it was Pooh’s Adventures or Magician’s Adventures.

They just mangled with my favourite Christmas special of all time. The one I watch every year. I am so angry I’m going to have to riff on it. And how will Pooh Bear and friends cope in a story that intended to rhyme? Let’s find out in Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 1!

• 0:00 The Walt Disney Home Video logo? And the previous Walt Disney Pictures logo? And no opening theme or Christopher Robin introduction? Eh, that’s a departure, I guess.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:49 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:52 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:55 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:59 You get the idea.
• 2:27 I was smiling before this came up. Anyways, that is not how subtitles work, even in a Pooh’s Adventures video!
• 2:32 Agh!
• 2:39 They both don’t look very jolly to me.
• 4:03 *reads the real subtitle* Who are YOU?! *searches* A guy from House of the Dead? Oh, Jesus.