Heck No Pooh's Adventures

HE IS PROUD OF THIS.

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Notice how the characters at the bottom are in the way of all the text, and not just the credits. Also notice the PG-13 rating.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

This is the Shell Louge Squad, apparently.

In the early days of Scroopfan’s video-making, when he didn’t have alot of clips and was a simple spoof maker, he always planned to create his own adventure series, but back then he lacked clips needed. After finally getting some, he made his first moisode. the Lion King, with Spongebob and his friends just being extras to Simba like what happened with Johnny/Jondugu (not brothers however, rather friends and room-mates), Mr. Krabs as an extra to Rafiki, Plankton to Scar, and Dennis and the Thugs to the Hyenas. One change he made to the story, however, was the fact that he made the Hyenas reform and become partners to Spongebob, cause he had the idea buzz around his head quite awhile. While the Shell Louge Squad continued to grow and adding more members, they have became the adopted family to the longtime friend of Sora the Keyblade Weilder, and one of the Seven Princesses of Heart, Kairi, who ends up becoming a valued target for various dark rituls of the infamous villain leage who was once lead by the Black Dragoness Cynder, most notably, restroing Lord Mang Cobra who tried to control a fellow louger Alex the Lion into attacking his friends by using illusions, having Alex thinking he is surrounded by giant talking steaks and had a steak related dream prior before in hopes to turn him into his pawn, but his plan failed when Shenzi ultimately killed cobra by destroying his meddailian, which caused his abominations to turn on him and attack him, and leading to death by mauling him to his demise thus launching the Villain Leage’s intrest of the Princesses of heart ever since the evil sorceress Maleficent presented Kairi who was in a deep sleep before she meet the louge and changed their lives forever to Cynder. Now the Villain Leage is planning to use Kairi and the other princesses to free the darkspawn lead by the evil Purple Dragon, Malefor. The Princess now lives in the Dragon Guardian’s Temple under the care of Ignitus and the High Council while the Louge have become her loving new family. During the events of SpongeBob and Friends Meet Lilo & Stitch, SpongeBob revealed that he loves Kairi as a friend/love. After Spongebob and Stitch aka Experiment # 626 rescued rescue Kairi and the little hawaian girl, Lilo, tells Kairi that he loves her as a friend and express his feeling for her, since they both have likely their own soulmates, that they could be just friends which made Kairi’s bond with her family more stronger. SpongeBob and Friends meet Brother Bear, during a camping trip, the shell louge squad where in for the surprising secret of their lives. It turns out that Kairi was raised by Po the Dragon Warrior’s former nemesis, Lord Shen who was the son of the noble peacocks of Gongmen City and the corrupted apprentice of Lord Cobra who taught the poisoned and corrupted bird black sorcery and harness the secrets of his family’s tradition of making fireworks as a weapon for darkness, chaos and distruction. Shen then led an army to exterminate Po’s entire village to avert the prophecy of court’s goat soothsayer that “a warrior of black-and-white” would defeat him if he continued to follow Cobra’s deception. Shen’s parents, horrified at this atrocity and unaware of Cobra being behind their son’s lust for power, exiled a vengeful Shen who fleed to Kairi’s homeworld, Radiant Garden. Before Shen’s conquest of China in Kung Fu Panda 2, he was living in peace at Radient Garden with Kairi as his adopted grandchild. But when Lord Cobra had discovered Shen’s gentle side, he destroyed Radient Garden with the help of his master, Malefor and the darkspawn. But when the Firebird prepared to take Kairi’s life, Mickey Mouse came to defend Kairi even though he knew he was no match for the Firebird. As the Firebird tried to finnish him off, Lord Shen fired his cannons at it, defeating it. Mickey Mouse retreats while Kairi is taken somewhere safe, while Cobra punished Shen by corrupting and poisoning him into the evil vengeful bird which lead to his defeat at the hands of Po and his currption cured by Kairi’s light. As their adventures continued, the louge soon discovers that their substitute leader, Spyro the Purple Dragon and Kairi have a special connection and ties to the United Universe’s legendary hero, Tyro the Kung-Fu Indigo Dragon and his keyblader friends who defeated the Darkspawn and ensured peace in the United universe. But, an greater enemy from the past has returned to help the Villain Leage accomplish their ambitions. And that enemy is none other then the infamous Master Xehanort, A former Keyblade Master whose obsession with the ancient Keyblade War and First Cartoonian War led him to give his heart over to darkness and became the closest friend of Malefor himself. The two villains tried the forge the most powerful weapon in the history of the United Universe, the χ-blade and size control of the legendary Kingdom Hearts which would put the universe into an eternal age of darkness under Malefor’s iron rule, but their plans failed when Tyro and his friends got in the way and their defeats put a stop to them. Now Malefor and Xehanort still continue their ambitions to create the χ-blade and trigger The Third Cartoonian war with the help of the leage by gather thirteen strong beings to fill with fragments of darkness known as Organization XIII (who Sora vanquished in the past) and infuse Xehanort’s heart into all its members. In Spyro/Spongebob and Friends Get Spirited Away, Master Xehanort tried to make Spyro his final vessel, but is stopped by the Louge and their friends along with saving Spongebob who’s future death will ensure the creation of the χ-blade. Now the Shell Louge Squad with Kairi, The High Council and their friends at their side now battle enemies and evil forces no adventure team in the Pooh’s Adventures League can withstand while making their fans smile and laugh out loud at the same time.

What the hell does “Louge” mean besides a French river and masturbating as you slide down the stairs?