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Jan 7
Sometimes this adventure is credited to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle, and sometimes it’s the Family Guy dog. In fact, everyone’s the goddamn lead.

Sometimes this adventure is credited to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle, and sometimes it’s the Family Guy dog. In fact, everyone’s the goddamn lead.

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Remember the time London blew up and people cared just as much as they cared about our presence?

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They do realize they’re crushing hundreds of people, right?

They do realize they’re crushing hundreds of people, right?

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As if it doesn’t look epic enough from a distance, Seth MacFarlane characters will co-star.

As if it doesn’t look epic enough from a distance, Seth MacFarlane characters will co-star.

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How can two trains give birth to a PONY?

PoohMod: Better yet, how can trains reproduce at all?

SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, how can all these trains fly in space, no, the most important question is, how are they all surrounding us even in our homes? Shouldn’t they run on rails or something?
JIMMY: Why, that’s a very good question, Sheen! You see…
CARL: *singing*

SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, how can all these trains fly in space, no, the most important question is, how are they all surrounding us even in our homes? Shouldn’t they run on rails or something?

JIMMY: Why, that’s a very good question, Sheen! You see…

CARL: *singing*

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Pooh’s Adventures of Mumfie’s Quest

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_of_Mumfie%27s_Quest:_The_Movie

Why, Hiatt? Just why would you ruin one of the highest-rated animated features on IMDB, with an 8.3 rating?

PoohMod: From only 14 votes? It’s not fair to say something is that popular with audiences based on such a small amount of IMDB users. Besides, the IMDB should never be trusted; it’s infested by bots.

Remember the time I won 11 Academy Awards?
Hiatt Grey, control yourself.

Remember the time I won 11 Academy Awards?

Hiatt Grey, control yourself.

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http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Brian%27s_sacrifice

  • Sunset Shimmer: Say goodbye, Twilight Sparkle. (she shoots her Luger)
  • Thomas: Twilight!
  • Brian: No!
  • (he jumps in front of Twilight and the bullet hits him in his stomach)
  • [Everyone watches in horror of Brian getting shot]
  • Twilight: Brian!
  • Stewie: Ah, Brian!
  • Lois: Oh, my God!
  • Sunset Shimmer: [cackling]
  • Thomas: [rams her] RAH!
  • [Sunset Shimmer is knocked out cold]
  • Pooh: Brian!
  • Sylveon: Honey!
  • Vinny: Brother!
  • Brian: (still barley alive breathing) Twilight.
  • Twilight: Brian?
  • Brian: This..is..bigger than any of us, then anything I could have imagine, and I'll I ever wanted to do was (choughing) I wanted to be a Honored guest to Canterlot.
  • Twilight: Brian, no! Stay with me Brian, Brian!
  • Brian: Don't worry about me, because the age of the Transformers is over. (he closes his eyes and his hand falls to the ground)
  • Twilight: No Brian, come on Brian, don't go! Stay with me, stay with me!!! (beginning to cry) Brian, Brian please don't go!
  • Mako: Is he?
  • Hiatt Grey: Yes Mako [sniffs] He's dead.
  • Pinkie: [Crying]
  • Fluttershy: [Crying]
  • Rarity: [Crying]
  • Shai-Shay: Poor, Brain.
  • Rodger: He saved Twilight's life.
  • Roary: We all must solute a very brave dog, who risked his life to save a friend.
  • Princess Cadance: I thought, our little foal would get to see Brian. [puts her belly as she speaks]
  • Shining Armor: Me, two.
  • R2-D2: [Beeps].
  • Peter: Don't worry guys Brian, is in heaven now.
  • (from 'Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction')
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Nov 9
Chapters in this epic saga include:


The CMC’s Horror Pizza Night [Halloween special]
The Terminator Equine
Nyx’s Halloween Adventure [Halloween Special]
New Brian Strikes Back
Train Wars: A New Hope
Train Wars: The Bad Guys Strike Back
Train Wars: Return of the Jedi
Equesodor Battleship War
Past to the Future
Past to the Future II: Trixie’s World
Past to the Future III: The Old West
One Train Band (short film)
Rattlesnake Jake saves Christmas (holiday special)
Angel Bunny’s Christmas Carol [Christmas special]
The Western Logos and the Magic Railroad
Thomas, Twilight, and Brian Griffin’s sing-along songs

Chapters in this epic saga include:

Oct 8
Remember when me, Peter and our hundreds of talking train friends accidentally unleashed animals from a board game into the town, and people thought that was more concerning than our presence?

Remember when me, Peter and our hundreds of talking train friends accidentally unleashed animals from a board game into the town, and people thought that was more concerning than our presence?

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Oct 1

Pooh's Adventures of The Harry Hill Movie

Now, I hate The Harry Hill Movie, and I hate that they’re planning to make an Adventure crossover out of it. But which is worse? There’s only one way to find out…

For Christ’s sake…

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Remember the other time I took on Return of the Jedi?

Remember the other time I took on Return of the Jedi?

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