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Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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Fandom: My Little Pony, Thomas the Tank Engine, Pokémon and Transformers
“The Crystal Empire was saved.
Ash Ketchum: Hooray for Thomas, Twilight and their Team!
Crystal Ponies: Hooray!
Skarloey: Marvelous! (laughs)
The Narrow Gauge Engines: Hooray!
Thomas: Come on, let’s go home.
Twilight Sparkle: Let’s get on the Titanic.”
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This was supposed to be an original post for my bud, Max’s Tumblr of the ridiculous ‘Adventures of’ fad. Due to technical difficulties in submitting the post in which neither of us can explain or figure how, I’m posting this on my casual Tumbles for the world to see. It’s a looong post about videos by people who need more social help in their lives, so get snacks.
Hey, kids! You wanna read my delightful wisecracks about dweebs one year older than I am? Well I’m sorry for making you do so, but at least we’re dealing with an ‘adventure’ today rather than another reaction to something trivial. I’ve volunteered myself again to take a swan dive into a world where dignity is set back five thousand years. I’m taking another look at another wacky adventure into Jon’s self-insertion into a Disney cartoon.
Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 63: Hide and Seek
The first thing you’ll notice if you have seen any of Jon’s recent adventures on your own is the unnecessary splitting into multiple parts that range from two to four minutes. If anyone who does their own Pooh’s Adventures and does what Jon’s doing in terms of editing, the ten minute limit on videos was broken years ago. Just a late update for you guys.
PART ONE (shown above)
0:05 - I guess the ratio is going to change once we enter the land of a Disney executive’s vision of Oz.
0:12 - “You kids, and that blue train with a landscape backdrop, have fun!“
0:13 - Some part of me inside winces whenever Jon speaks. Not the subject matter and his tones mind you, I’m guilty of those two on a daily basis. It’s his constant struggle to say something in front of a camera or to a microphone. I can’t help but feel bad for him, and others like him, at times even though I do joke on their videos.
0:30 - Baljeet lives in a living nightmare. His father abandoned his mother just when he was being born, he is emotionally abused by his peers and teachers, and constantly goes to therapy where Mr. Stampy keeps feeling up his legs.
0:36 - Good suggestion, Fix It Felix!
0:42 - Irving: “And I know you too! You’re the disembodiment of a manchild’s strange imagination!”
0:49 - “About as long as I have on these same rails?“
0:52 - Trainboy trying to do an Indian accent, everybody.
0:58 - I dunno, Buford. You can fit in the washing machine just fine I think.
1:14 - My engine’s starting to go out! I’m having “heart failure” here!
1:16 - He’s busy being a reason why the show is still going.
1:58 - Holy cannoli! You’re small enough to be penguin chow!Hold onto your asses, things get real wacky under the cut.
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- It’s supposed to be “Thomas and Twilight Sparkle Say Merry Madagascar”. Saying “Says” after two characters’ names makes it sound like a double feature.
- Wouldn’t it be better to use “Thomas and Twilight Sparkle Wish You A Merry Madagascar”? "Thomas and Twilight Sparkle Says Merry Madagascar" sounds like baby talk.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
76859Thomas
76859Thomas, aka Freddieholc, is some kind of madman who crosses My Little Pony and Thomas the Tank Engine with numerous cartoons and movies without understanding any of them, basically reusing clips from the shows and adding subtitles that have very bad English for his nationality, and has inspired his followers to carry his ship involving Twilight Sparkle as the girlfriend of Thomas the fucking train. He never gives up, even when Vimeo suspended him, and some of his stories involve the Titanic as a plot device. Why on Earth do people get excited by these videos again?
Aek: Well this seems good. He is added!
Notice how the characters at the bottom are in the way of all the text, and not just the credits. Also notice the PG-13 rating.
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Quotes to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures Chronicles
The Adventures Begins (Part 1)
At the harbour, Thomas, Twilight and their Team met up with the Titanic’s crew.
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Would you please not remove this entry I’ve sent on Heck No Pooh’s Adventures, because this is a Pooh’s Adventures trailer after all so it counts as a adventure although it’s just a trailer just like “Pooh’s Adventures of Jesus Christ Superstar”.
15 likes and 1 dislike. There’s a train off rails, for God’s sake!
Psyga's General Blog: Why
Okay, I’m gonna liveblog this like how that Heck No Pooh’s Adventures blog does it and do it bit by bit. By the way, this is Twilight and Thomas go to boring alantis location #3421 to have some finny fun. And I’m only doing one part.
- 0:55 - I don’t think you kinda count as family, but whatever.
- 1:00 - I’d rather this gets replaced by One Piece’s We Are. Yes, I’d rather have a Japanese song ruined by this genre than listen to another second of this song. In fact, I skipped it.
- 3:51 - So naturally, instead of focusing on, oh I don’t know, the heroes, we focus on the idea of Pokemon Rangers, and Ash Ketchum. I know, it’s the movie and all that, but still.
- 5:00 - Aside from some stupid intro, no such edits. This will end well. What are we focusing on instead, movie? Random egg? YAY.
- 6:32 - Fuck yeah. HIT IT! (for the record, I’d rather have this be the opening than the We are Family bull)
- 8:26 - So, this IS Twilight and Thomas’ Adventures of Pokemon: Atlantis Is Boring, Why Did We Decide To Go?, right? So why the hell are we looking at a guy who is 20% cooler? Argh, this is Canterlot Wedding all over again.
- 10:00 - No sign of the trains or ponies. Did Michael Bay direct this movie?
- 11:54 - Can we just have Jack be our main hero for both this movie, this adventure, AND the entire Pokemon Series? He’d kick all sorts of fucking ass.
- 12:53 - I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s the only edit we’re ever going to see for this part.
- 13:12 - Oh God, Ash is in the afterlife, and he and Brock are regenerating voice actors!
- 13:21 - FINAFUCKINGLY {sees how much time is left} Welp, Luna would be proud.
- 13:26 - Thomas finally acknowledges that he has some sort of female fanbase. Only God knows why there is one.
- 13:33 - Huh, I didn’t know the writer for Ponies.MOV was doing this episode.
- 13:50 - Huh, the Trains actually do something that trains do. That’s a start.
- 14:17 - Suddenly Pluto comes, with a letter from Mickey Mouse, and Ash and friends follow him, only to wind up in a castle where they lose their memories and- Oh, sorry, I was thinking of a better crossover.
And that’s all. Zippcast does a huge cost on bandwidth, so I can’t do everything in one go.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).