Heck No Pooh's Adventures

The funny thing is that the first thing this user says in the description translates to spam.

That’s because the Dastardly Yakko just got a video of his stolen.

Another Lion King 1.5 based teaser for a crossover adventure. Speaking of which, doesn’t Pumbaa have side effects when being crowded?

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

This is many of the teaser trailers for Pooh’s Adventures videos - basically the teaser for The Lion King 1 ½, which itself was an edit of Pumbaa’s jacuzzi joke.

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 6. It all ends not-so-excitingly!

• 0:20 I don’t know about you, but this would make a pretty good stinger.
• 0:35 Even BL&J’s Adventures have “what” montages!
• 1:03 *gasping* Acting!
• 1:20 I admit that I snorted at that, even if it wasn’t supposed to be funny.
• 1:53 You drew the book? Why couldn’t you draw the potions?!
• 2:11 SPOILER: I used the exact same reaction shot in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:15 ♪Charisma.♫
• 2:25 What the feck kind of good will that do?
• 3:06 Two racist impersonations in a row!
• 3:32 You’re better off with subtitles, eh!
• 3:50 What are they even doing?!
• 4:35 What is this, education?
• 5:17 Pause and watch Leo disappear right before your very eyes!
• 5:20 You’re not making this battle any less boring!
• 6:49 That was incredibly simplistic. Then again…
• 8:10 That was hardly even lip-sync!
• 8:23 The furries screw up history once again.
• 8:53 Stop trying to be epic! It’s not working!
• 9:15 I’d have to watch more of these videos to get this.
• 9:19 For instance, why are there two animu goths behind him?
• 9:20 Through my speakers, that sounded like “sex offenders”. Through my headphones, it sounded like “sexual members”.
• 9:23 This is just the stupidest scene.
• 9:35 That sounds less like King Louie than the voice that’s supposed to sound like Rafiki!
• 9:44 Actually, they already were.
• 11:00 Benny, you egomaniac.
• 11:08 Actually, they haven’t improved one bit.
• 11:24 Slimer? The Ghostbusters? The fuck?
• 11:45 Anything but that. *chuckles*
• 12:07 Volume controls. Fix them.
• 12:35 Another reason why this montage makes me sad.
• 13:04 The adventure wasn’t that exciting. Get over it.
• 13:58 He’s a Disney villain too! Lock him up!
• 14:04 Spot the Photoshop laziness!

• Potential to give the others subtitles: 
• Racism: 
• Boredom: 
• Family tree awkwardness: 
• Video game stupidity: 

Overall: 4.4/5

0.12/10. This is one of the reasons I stopped drawing furries. It also goes to show how dumb crossover Adventure videos are when combined with gameplay. Doing such a thing like that, especially when it’s such a game as Disney’s Villains’ Revenge, leads to an incredibly boring experience with pacing slower than Google Chrome after the computer is turned on. And that montage of Disney animation and crossover bullshit doesn’t help either. I’ll try and see if I have the guts to riff more of Benny’s videos, although I’d riff his adventure on the Titanic if it wasn’t his own documentary. What do you think? Should I riff Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic? Should I?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 5. This part revolves around that potion-making part of the game. This will be the most boring part yet.

• 0:11 Isn’t Gantu a Disney villain? What is he doing as a good guy? (Correction: He was. Later he was officially good. But they already pussied up two characters from El Arca, so there’s still reason for me to complain.)
• 1:00 I guess watching this hurts worse than being stuck in a thorn bush.
• 1:11 Can’t they just add voices so that we’re not watching a bizarre Let’s Play?
• 2:29 See what I mean?
• 3:49 And when Snow White wakes up will she be concerned that she’s been rescued by talking mutant cats and a couple of robots? No. This is Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures. Nobody gives a crud.
• 4:43 R2-D2 just thought up the instructions for a potion. *headdesk*
• 5:09 Huh, they obeyed my orders for once.
• 6:01 Just draw a lion onto the footage and this’ll all feel shorter!
• 6:52 Speak, damn you.
• 7:31 Finally, after all that slow pacing we finally get reaction shots.
• 7:37 Acting.
• 8:14 In the words of a certain crossover victim, oh bother.
• 9:16 You’re not a kitty cat, but you’re not someone who’d give birth to very pretty babies if you did score with the Prince either.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 4. Here’s a part I remember the least - fighting Captain Hook. I’ll try to forget the lions that came by and ruined it.

• 0:13 And now I’m going to be making fun about another bad Lion King impression. Joy.
• 0:17 And that Timon voice is crappier than I remember.
• 1:12 Ladies and gentlemen, the only witty line in the entire video. As of now.
• 1:25 JOHNNY: Me? I’m just a still image! It would take a lot of work for me to replace Peter Pan that easily!
• 2:03 “Angrier”, not “more angry”. That’s just weak writing.
• 2:20 Johnny, just so that we know it’s you, the best you could do is shout “Hoo! Ha!”
• 2:44 And now, an excuse to throw in a nonensical fight scene!
• 2:47 That also fits. Kind of.
• 2:52 Wait. Hyenas? On a pirate ship?
• 3:19 Did that chihuahua just turn into a human? These videos keep getting weirder and weirder.
• 3:23 That’s not how a pirate would dress!
• 3:30 That’s, uh, not exactly how a pirate would dress!
• 4:21 And the fact that he keeps coming back up that quickly alarms no one?
• 5:48 …What the hell was he doing the whole time?
• 5:51 But how could we tell?
• 5:53 We barely saw any of them either! Analyse what you’re doing, eh!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 3. Oh, how I remember this part. But I don’t remember any talking lions.

• 0:55 As have everyone involved in the production.
• 1:14 Mind you, it’s easier to play than it is to watch.
• 1:25 Can’t stop complaining about how racist that impersonation is.
• 1:32 No, he can’t. He can only get that of a flower.
• 1:57 Effects!
• 2:13 Why should I say anything positive when Adventure videos based on gameplay are stupid as hell?
• 2:31 Why is Dorothy there? Do they even mention her?
• 2:57 Gawd, I’m getting flashbacks to the repetition of that Epic Mickey video.
• 3:16 That actually kinda fits.
• 3:21 That, on the other hand…
• 3:33 I don’t remember the game being this easy.
• 3:41 [link]
• 4:10 And that’s the closest Benny’s ever been to animating a head.
• 4:47 I wonder what a child would be thinking when looking for a walkthrough.
• 5:40 I certainly don’t remember the maze having trees.
• 5:53 Stop using the same running shots! They don’t even work well!
• 6:11 I said st- PEOPLE LIKE THIS! There, I said it.
• 6:20 “when, the suspends is killing me ?”
• 6:30 Had they been any chattier, they’d say, “Yeah, Jiminy. We heard you the first time.”
• 7:08 KAIREL: Because then, we’d be fapped at more than ever before!
• 7:27 This is not quite as laughable as the rollercoaster scene in The Amazing Bulk.
• 7:44 It’s a kiddy game, what do you expect?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)