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The teaser trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.

A more in-character reaction.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.

The guest stars for this film are Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Baloo, Benny, Leo, Johnny, Arthur, D.W., Buster, Binky, Brain, Francine, Muffy, Buzz Lightyear, Mira Nova, XR, Booster, Roger Rabbit, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Dino, George Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Astro, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo and Georgette.P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Some of these characters have taken over Beauty and the Beast. Guess which ones.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.

The guest stars for this film are Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Baloo, Benny, Leo, Johnny, Arthur, D.W., Buster, Binky, Brain, Francine, Muffy, Buzz Lightyear, Mira Nova, XR, Booster, Roger Rabbit, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Dino, George Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Astro, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo and Georgette.

P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Some of these characters have taken over Beauty and the Beast. Guess which ones.

thedbagsuccumstopeerpressure:

h1ghlander360:

gloryofda:


The FT Squad, after a successful mission in Ancient Greece, the team, with their newest recruits, Rex, Elsa, Dweeb and Woog, go to Ponyville with Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn who is the star pupil of Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria. While in Ponyville, Twilight, her assistant Spike the dragon, and the squad meet new friends, including Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy. The squad also reunites with some old friends; Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Genie, Louis, Aladar, Plio, Yar, Suri, Zini, Neera, Eema, Baylene and Url. Together, they learn new things about friendship after every adventure and report their lessons to Princess Celestia.

Submitted by thedbagsuccumstopeerpressure, who said:

Starring Rapist Genie and Nuclear Louis!


How the fuck can he fit all those characters?

You think that’s wild? You should see THIS:

It’s like a fucking Where’s Waldo of finding the original film’s characters!

thedbagsuccumstopeerpressure:

h1ghlander360:

gloryofda:

The FT Squad, after a successful mission in Ancient Greece, the team, with their newest recruits, Rex, Elsa, Dweeb and Woog, go to Ponyville with Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn who is the star pupil of Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria. While in Ponyville, Twilight, her assistant Spike the dragon, and the squad meet new friends, including Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy. The squad also reunites with some old friends; Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Genie, Louis, Aladar, Plio, Yar, Suri, Zini, Neera, Eema, Baylene and Url. Together, they learn new things about friendship after every adventure and report their lessons to Princess Celestia.

Submitted by thedbagsuccumstopeerpressure, who said:

Starring Rapist Genie and Nuclear Louis!

How the fuck can he fit all those characters?

You think that’s wild? You should see THIS:

It’s like a fucking Where’s Waldo of finding the original film’s characters!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)


this is one of the legendary crossover posters with the first time Bowser’s in his human form(made by ~Yoshi317) and he’s bringing all eight of his Koopalings and his three new sons to this new adventure when Pooh and pals(along with Jiminy Cricket, Kira the hedgehog, Team Mew Mew Power, Simba, Timon and Pumba, Mario and Luigi, Ash and friends, Spongebob and Patrick, Road Rovers, Littlefoot and friends, Kana the lynx and Zackiel the hedgehog(and his Werehog form too), Ginga Hagane and his friends and now Ryuga, Michael Jackson the hedgehog(a character created by ~AnaMariaTheHedgehog), and Killer the hedgehog) and more of Pooh’s pals, when they meet James as he goes on a adventure with his new friends the bugs who’ve been changed into human like bugs.

This is a different version of the concept for Pooh’s Adventures of James and the Giant Peach. The other one guest stars Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ttark.
Also, can anyone say “kawaii desu bowser!!!!!!!11 *o* x3”?

this is one of the legendary crossover posters with the first time Bowser’s in his human form(made by ~Yoshi317) and he’s bringing all eight of his Koopalings and his three new sons to this new adventure when Pooh and pals(along with Jiminy Cricket, Kira the hedgehog, Team Mew Mew Power, Simba, Timon and Pumba, Mario and Luigi, Ash and friends, Spongebob and Patrick, Road Rovers, Littlefoot and friends, Kana the lynx and Zackiel the hedgehog(and his Werehog form too), Ginga Hagane and his friends and now Ryuga, Michael Jackson the hedgehog(a character created by ~AnaMariaTheHedgehog), and Killer the hedgehog) and more of Pooh’s pals, when they meet James as he goes on a adventure with his new friends the bugs who’ve been changed into human like bugs.

This is a different version of the concept for Pooh’s Adventures of James and the Giant Peach. The other one guest stars Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ttark.

Also, can anyone say “kawaii desu bowser!!!!!!!11 *o* x3”?

(Source: animeria.deviantart.com)

Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Muppets in Space. Just because DreamWorks are now friends with Disney, doesn’t mean their characters would appreciate each other that much.

Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Muppets in Space. Just because DreamWorks are now friends with Disney, doesn’t mean their characters would appreciate each other that much.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 2. There are many characters, but this ain’t going to be worse than The Magic Voyage, right?

  • 0:11 *earns a fake £100*
  • 0:14 …the hell is going on?!
  • 0:20 CARSWELL: AAAARGH! A lion! And a talking cowboy doll!
  • 0:46 Woody, Woody, Woody. Remember how Sid Phillips reacted when you first spoke to him?
  • 0:49 Heffalumps, Piglet. Heffalumps. (Seeing that the original New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was released long before Pooh’s Heffalump Movie)
  • 1:09 PRINCIPAL: Excuse me, but are you students? No? well, get out of this barn!
  • 1:32 You’re telling me.
  • 1:35 POKY: Like this dance move? We call it “The Stand Still”.
  • 1:38 Apart from you, that is.
  • 2:09 Who would bring a honey tree to a school dance, anyway?
  • 2:11 No one wants to dance to your song at this time, Pooh.
  • 2:21 Wait, it’s Tigger’s birthday now?
  • 2:27 On Christmas Day, no less?
  • 2:40 Simba’s looking much younger than he used to.
  • 2:50 It’s not like you already brought it with you.
  • 3:21 FRED: It’s even less fun with an overload of miscellaneous toons joining us!
  • 3:34 This kind of scene I especially hate.
  • 3:50 *takes a drink* Why am I still doing this?!
  • 4:01 Greedy pigs. You've left the rest of the gang to starve!
  • 4:21 Forget it, Pooh. Fred Flintstone didn’t listen, and neither will they.
  • 4:30 Looks like Pooh and Eeyore are making Tigger run for his life because he’s just lazy.
  • 4:32 That’s what Pooh’s Adventures are all about!
  • 4:44 *slams his head on the wall*
  • 4:51 In the world of Pooh’s Adventures, you never know who’ll do the talking!
  • 4:57 Saying “What got into you eight?” just doesn’t sound natural at all.
  • 5:10 Oh, how I hate to see some of Disney’s best get ruined in the same video.
  • 5:23 Good thing I’m not going to see this one as much as I did the last time…
  • 5:25 The Creeper’s not alone!
  • 6:14 So many characters, and Tennessee Tuxedo’s getting to do more than he did in his adventure of The Flintstones Movie. Huh?
  • 6:15 First the Crepeer, now these guys. Our heroes are totally screwed!
  • 6:19 Of course they do. They went to the House of Mouse together.
  • 7:08 This is one of the most confusing stories in the world.
  • 7:25 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 7:39 DUKE: Rabid fanboyism, that’s what!
  • 7:53 *punches himself repeatedly*

Comments:

  • “I so love this show. This is my kind of dance party.”
  • “I loved that part from 6:07 to 8:07”
  • “LOL Woody got scared of the Creeper as well as everyone else”
  • “Hey, Yakko, guese what, I will be guest starring Brer Fox and Brer Bear in Pooh’s Adventures of Winx club, and maybe in season 4, I can have the Grand Duke say something like "So we met again, Bloom, for the last time”. Doesn’t that sound intresting?“
  • ”*mass role-playing*“
  • "wtf. Who are you people? For god’s sake, if you want to write a fan fiction, write a dang fan fiction! I’ve got nothing against creativity, but stop flooding the dang comments. Oh, and by the way? All I wanted to do was find one line from this episode of scooby doo. ONE LINE. I wasn’t looking for a weirdly edited mix of eighthundred different animated movies of ambiguous quality. God dang Youtube. Nothing against you guys being creative. This is just so far off from what I was looking for.”
  • “this is retarded. you’re messing up a classic cartoon”

And now, kiddies, a double feature! First, we start off with Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper, a short, or so the person who thinks he is Yakko Warner (and claimed that he got permission) says. After that comes Pooh’s Adventures of The Dark Crystal. The first part is said to be one of the worst, which is strange considering that the highest-viewed Pooh’s Adventure is only close to being 50% good according to the ratings. Which one will be a worse concept? Let’s find out, shall we?

  • 0:31 It doesn’t have to be Walt Disney Animation Studios. DisneyToon Studios and Walt Disney Television Animation have made movies, too.
  • 1:10 Watermark!
  • 1:34 This better not be recorded with a camera.
  • 1:40 Assuming it’s actually “special”.
  • 1:52 Oh, boy. Get ready for hell.
  • 2:00 Okay! *rushes downstairs*
  • 2:10 Double feature, schmouble schmeature. There’s nothing special about that at all.
  • 2:11 What do you think I am, stupid?
  • 2:15 Really? What mystery is there to be solved? Why these videos are so popular?
  • 2:17 At least he used annotations for a better purpose.
  • 2:20 I feel like I’ve spent two hours already.
  • 2:23 Not at all. Because we do get to see the cast of Toy Story, Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, Garfield, Poky, Shy and Ttark!
  • 2:25 *looks at the rating bar* Mwa, mwa, mwaaaaaah!
  • 2:48 So this video might not have been recorded with a camera, but it does contain a subliminal Pongo.
  • 2:51 Him again? Hopefully, he’ll have more to do than the last time…
  • 3:01 Another Pooh’s Adventures cliché - the Grand Duke is the villain!
  • 3:09 Am I glad I get to use the “mega crossover” tag.
  • 3:37 So we get a collab, by the most creative filmmaking duo since Friedberg and Hussein!
  • 4:04 So, who’s going to be the villain? The Grand Duke, or the Creeper?
  • 4:18 Oh, boy…
  • 5:27 So far, it’s Pooh. That’s quite normal by Pooh’s Adventures standards.
  • 5:31 *facepalm* You’ve never seen a school dance at home? School dances are SCHOOL dances!
  • 5:34 That’s because Andy wasn’t old enough for prom until this decade, and he gave you away the year this video was posted.
  • 5:38 But it’s not legal for a toy to talk to humans!
  • 5:43 TENNESSEE: Or my chance to actually do something!
  • 5:57 DAPHNE: *in her head* We’re gonna need a bigger van…
  • 6:05 BUGS: I knew I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Disneyland!
  • 6:06 BUGS: *gasp* If anything, don’t eat my ex!
  • 6:08 BUGS: My nephew! Don’t eat him!
  • 6:09 BUGS: If anything, please don’t take the meat recipe!
  • 6:13 BUGS: *faints*
  • 6:20 It’s the same kind of background talk from The Magic Voyage. Perfect.
  • 6:40 Notice how the audience becomes silent whenever they show up?
  • 6:44 Please, for the love of God, be curious. Mystery Inc. doesn’t want the obvious to ruin the mystery.
  • 6:53 I’m guessing everyone in the van got high and started talking to lions, this being a 60’s show and all…
  • 7:08 Buzz just took the words right out of Fred’s mouth. No, really.
  • 7:30 None of your business, former smart Alec.
  • 7:34 So that’s what happened to the script.
  • 7:53 Just sit there and comment about each shenanigan, and you’ll get more views!

What do you think so far? Well, let’s take a look at the comments:

  • “Now this is my kind of a show. A episode before the full length movie.
  • "for the first time in my life i’ve pooh and friends in the scooby-doo series. so cool!”
  • “Great start, Yakko. I even liked the part when you and your siblings host the show. (pause) Wait a minute. You and Toonguy500 had added me, Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the mutant toys onto Jeepers It’s the Creeper?! No way! That’s amazing! And I also liked the way how you did that Pooh intro and Scooby-Doo intro.”
  • “*mass role-playing*”
  • “This short movie is cool, I’m so adding this to my Happy Halloween 2010 playlist.”
  • “GAY!”
  • “blow me”
  • “upload the original shit. fucking dumb ass”
  • “The uploaded just wanted to make a fit, so don’t be mean to him/her, alright? Maybe you’re the one who’s a dumbass, dumbass!”
  • (the creator) “IT’S A CROSSOVER!!! WHY DON’T YOU BUY THE DVD?! >:(”
  • “WTF stop intruding”
  • “wanker”
  • “false advertisement”
  • “scooby doo is a disney show??”
  • “Ok… I am gonna go kill myself now…”
  • “fuckin shit!!!!!”
  • “Thanks I laughed!”
  • “you can ignor the people who dislikes your videos i think there wicked. just splended.”
  • “why can’t anyone just upload the actual episodes?! why does it have to be this retarded ass shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
  • “T_T”
  • “u loser u ruined scooby doo”
  • “probaly took u a long time to put it togheter its ok, no its great, no its awesome, wait no its BRILLIANT yea brilliant imma thumbs up”
  • “longest intro ever!! thing doesnt actually start until like 4:40 or so…and seriously? this is a crap job”
  • “this is stuipid”
  • “Thanks a lot ass hole my 2 year old son "WAS” really excited about watching an actual Scooby Doo video"
  • “Intro was too long!”
  • “what did you do D:”
  • “Who’s idea was this?”
  • “idk why you people make these stupid videos like this its so dumb and annoying i just wanna watch the show and not have all this other crap in it”
  • “OH C,MOOOOOOONNN”
  • “i don’t know about the world but crossovers are too interesting”
  • “great you made my childhood cry i hope your happy YakkoWarnerMovies101!”
  • “da fuk is this shit?”
  • “I agree…..this is shit!”
  • “this is the embodiment of autism”
  • “wtf is wrong with you ”
  • “Allow to correct you: this is the embodiment of UNRESTRAINED autism. As someone with Asperger’s, I had strange crossovers in my head as a kid (Like Bernstein Bears and Star Wars….WAIT!) and still have interests others might make fun of. Yet I don’t go parading them about in such an uncreative, sloppy manner.”

‘Spongebob and Friends’ Recaps

In the vein of Pooh’s Adventures comes Scroopfan’s bizarrely entertaining Spongebob and Friends videos, where the wacky sponge, the Lion King hyenas and more battle the forces of the ‘Villain Leage’. Here are my recaps of various episodes:

Spongebob and Friends Go on the Quest for Camelot: http://mcgeejabberwock.livejournal.com/9262.html

Spongebob and Friends and Alice in Wonderland: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-AND-ALICE-IN-WONDERLAND-244961222

Spongebob and Friends Meet Robin Hood: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-MEET-ROBIN-HOOD-253806969

Spongebob and Friends Meet Hercules: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-MEET-HERCULES-300527436

I don’t suppose you’d be satisfied with a hug instead?

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Pooh’s Adventures is a trend of videos that are basically full-length movies with clips of cartoons for a younger/older generation spliced in to add “a better story”. These can either be Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot from The Land Before Time, Ronald McDonald, Ask Ketchum or any of the specific characters mentioned in the tags, and they share no involvement or fit in the story except for reaction shots and comments about the state of the world. And for some reason, people like these videos. They aren’t funny, they aren’t witty, they’re just created to make crossover fans ejaculate for an hour or two. Or three.

Any movie could be Pooh’d by these insane weirdos, even the bloody Star Wars saga. If you look at the Pooh’s Adventures Wikia, you’d see that THERE ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY VIDEOS EXISTING! Around 1209 of them are in development, and more than 151 have been deleted! They spent no effort whatsoever making videos that are nothing but more or less than 90 minutes of bastardisation, and they only have themselves to blame for their suspensions!

That’s why this blog was made (I’m not doing this for profit, anyway). I’ll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for crossovers, so if you are sick of this ongoing cult following, even though there’s no way to stop it from happening, then submit the manchildishness to this Tumblr right away!