Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Here’s part of disneyJSman’s Pooh’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, a combination of how to and how not to do crossovers, and by far the only part. It was done over a year and a half too soon after the first part of the double bill, Pooh’s Adventures of Runaway Brain.

Basically, profanity is muted, Roger is Rabbit’s cousin, the obvious is stated, silence is broken, there is no explanation for time travel, Buster forgets to say hi to his uncle and grammar is flawed (“ashored”, “tuff”), but at least in this it’s actually noted that they’re toons. Otherwise this would be another Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

7:15 Why can’t every other Pooh’s Adventure be like this?

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The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.

Oh. Turned out there were credits for Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals after all! Don’t worry about me, though. Another TV Tropes liveblogger managed to put it better than I.

God, this guy’s almost as weird as the guy who keeps requesting to have his Pokeform eaten by Rarity.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 12. According to what I’ve heard from his voice, the guy who created this video is in his teens. Thank goodness. Now it’s safer for me to make fun of this video.

• 0:07 Aaaaaaand we have a reviewaboo. First up, Bobblehead and Actually Quite a Fun Woman.
• 0:11 I dunno either, a crossover review of a Pooh’s Adventures video?
• 0:14 Film Brain = Reese. Lupa = me.
• 0:18 Doug Phunny. Of course!
• 0:24 WATCH ALL THEIR DAMN VIDEOS YOU INACCURATE REVIEWABOO BASTARD.
• 0:27 This is a Pooh’s Adventures video. You have many reasons to be here.
• 0:30 So… they’re evil now? I’m rooting on them like I did when I found Doug, well, funny.
• 0:36 [link]
• 0:44 Excuse me, Reese, but did you know that the Nostalgia Critic happened to do a very popular review of Batman and Robin? And a Rifftrax on Batman Forever?
• 0:54 NC: Enough to fill our internet revenue!
• 1:06 And I thought the anniversary videos were bad. *audience boos*
• 1:35 My toy, this heat is what all true photographs strive for.
• 1:47 To his bureau. ;)
• 1:58 Keep in mind that it was YakkoWarnerMovies that requested the angry reviewers to get into this video. Tut tut tut.
• 2:11 Your heroes!
• 2:32 Uh, end this video?
• 2:40 That’s what I hate about “your” confusion - they imply that it has two meanings.
• 2:48 Bad capitalisation, grammar and spelling all in one word!
• 2:58 Once again - PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Stand there and let Pooh continue on with the adventure that’s supposed to be his.
• 3:22 Heh heh heh, it’s funny because of what “IG” stands for.
• 3:29 I second that!
• 3:39 Fifi’s kissing a male skunk and a coyote. How are people even fooled by this?
• 3:55 It took me a second to read that. Why does the clip take five seconds to say it?
• 4:11 Couldn’t you even bother to find a reaction shot where the Nerd is actually shocked?

This part had no Pooh, and no Batman. Unbe-frickin’-lievable.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 11. They’re back, and their English isn’t any better.

• 0:13 “His new girlfriend? Aw, how cu- Wait. Is that a skunk he’s making out with? Oh Jesus…”
• 0:17 More proof that they’re just subtitling their own Vblogs.
• 0:19 “Girldriend” Come on, typos that large would stick out like a sore thumb to me!
• 0:25 End of rubbish, back to mediocrity.
• 1:43 No love for Daffy. :(
• 1:55 At least they actually included one of Pooh’s catchphrases in this video. From what I can remember, none of the others I saw happened to do that.
• 2:24 See that Cartoon Network logo next to you? Because if you happened to pay attention to another cartoon in your universe, then you’d know.
• 3:46 And what were they doing the whole time? Fighting?
• 3:58 No, just doing that.
• 4:29 Like the treatment you’ve been getting for the past five years.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 10. We finally get here. Not that it’s the end or anything. Groan.

• 0:16 Forced subtitling!
• 0:17 *sigh* Cue the panic montage…
• 0:44 You seem to be taking it rather well.
• 0:58 Even better with him.
• 1:19 So… Divorce?
• 1:27 Did he say the same thing twice only 
• 1:38 And now for the “WHAT” montage.
• 1:45 Embarrassing grammar and badly coloured subtitles, how I missed you.
• 1:55 You know something I just notice? There are more 3D bad guys than there are 3D goods.
• 2:14 I think the Arkham Asylum needs to lock up someone new…
• 3:06 Of course he does. He sold Pokémon toys a few months ago.
• 3:17 Can we just let Two-Face carry on with his business already?
• 3:21 He read my commentary?! *gasp*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 9. Like Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, this one is not yet complete, as this part was completed only a few days ago. Meanwhile, Reese is working on intros for his Pooh Adventures and Shadow is working on… Oh Christ…

• 0:47 Well, at least the Warners have a reason for being here.
• 1:24 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE EEYORE’S A PLUSH
• 2:03 Oh, there’s Pooh. I thought he was dead. Contribute, damnit!
• 2:36 …
• 2:43 PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS. CAN. YOU. BELIEVE. IT.
• 3:30 Uh… with him?
• 5:19 No, you be quiet. Or stop talking, due to your subs.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 8. Fifi and Furb- I mean Reese, sitting in a tree!

• 0:51 How many times did I tell you not to bring pets into the building?
• 1:24 Keep in mind that this was made long after I released Pooh’s Adventures of Eppaljeck.
• 2:29 And Randall’s there to ruin the human silence.
• 2:49 How old do you think the Riddler is? 2?
• 3:36 Where did his letterbox go?
• 3:46 The wolf girl finally gets a chance.
• 5:06 When Bruce Wayne hangs out with a pink cartoon rabbit among others, would people be amazed, or not take him seriously?

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 7. This part actually has nine likes. And it beings with a few Lego robots and a watermark. Society.

• 0:09 PEOPLE LIKE THIS. What? It’s catchy.
• 0:22 *insert subtitle saying “Your toys” here*
• 0:37 Where did Impact go?
• 0:42 Oh. There you are.
• 0:49 Impact ran away again. Fitting.
• 0:54 Is this some kind of pattern?
• 1:51 I wouldn’t really send him death threats, I’d just have to kindly ask him to quit.
• 2:02 This is even crazier than those Superman comics from the 50’s.
• 2:06 “Smithers, I don’t believe in suicide, but… if you’d like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.”
• 2:12 I believe this is the perfect time for the subtitles to turn red.
• 2:31 Subliminal Ganondorf.
• 3:13 Fuckity fuck fuckering fucking fuckers fucked fucks.
• 3:16 Same goes for every other character in your gang.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 6. This has no dislikes yet even more likes than that one part of Hotel Mario. Why?

• 0:07 At least he’s not Theodore Rex.
• 0:28 Or maybe it would look like a job for Supe*cough*Movie Maker.
• 0:43 But the question is - how many people can fit in there?
• 1:04 So, Reese is in disguise as a cartoon cat?
• 1:38 “Hey, we need to make sure that even the Riddler has a cartoon villain beside him. It’s not like YakkoWarnerMovies left the Skeksis alone!”
• 2:40 He misspelled Edward twice.
• 2:46 Your average Pooh’s Adventures fan.
• 3:51 Your average Pooh’s Adventures creator.
• 4:02 I know what Mike and Sulley did, but Ronald? Was his food too unhealthy for Randall’s taste?
• 6:52 *twitches*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 5. The heroes’ introduction scene begins, and star power rules all!

• 0:25 Yeah. Especially Superman, Wonder Woman, the Hulk, Thor, Beast, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Emma Frost, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Phoenix, Archangel, Havok, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, the Fantastic Four, the Toxic Avenger, and you!
• 0:59 Is there anyone he hasn’t met?
• 1:07 You should already know, Mr. Director.
• 1:15 You’d have to be a blithering idiot not to know Tigger.
• 1:19 Here we go, people… *groans out loud*
• 1:23 Woah! I mean, Whao! At least I don’t have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 1:36 *sigh* You just had to, didn’t you?
• 1:44 Well, back to business. *groans out loud*
• 2:20 They were right. I did have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 2:33 Yep. Definitely a Gary Stu. And a furry.
• 2:47 You’re not Furball, so quiet.
• 3:10 She found two of them, to be precise.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 4. I tell you, tagging this thing is exhausting as hell. So exhausting, in fact, that when I add the “video” tag it disappears the first time I post each part. Stop being so over the top, Reese!

• 0:06 Seriously?
• 0:49 I guess that when they do film themselves exclusively for the video, they don’t want their voices to be heard.
• 1:43 Seeing that sentence in front of the person that wrote it makes me cry.
• 2:10 Well, that explains everything.
• 3:54 “Yeah We We’re On Our Way To Way*cuts to next clip* I said it before, and I’ll say it again. PEOPLE FRICKIN’ LIKE THIS.
• 3:56 Didn’t we see them with Jim Carrey earlier ago?
• 3:57 The world’s already doomed.
• 4:14 "Head there Fast and See If Bruce Wayne Can Help Us to*cuts to next clip* Forget it. This goof is everywhere.
• 4:59 I believe I saw this clip before Hotel Mario’s torture.
• 5:20 Mewtwo Wich? Yuck! I hate Mewtwo Wiches!

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 3. Holy bad parenting. And that’s coming from me!

• 0:37 You’re involving Winnie the Pooh in a movie with real guns. Speaking of which, where is he, anyway?
• 0:52 The kids matter now?
• 0:57 So… Gary Stus.
• 1:07 ACTING!!!!!
• 1:36 You’re not going to get a lawsuit for calling it a lightsaber, you know.
• 1:55 I’m starting to get the feeling that they didn’t even film themselves for this video, but took footage from their own Vblogs.
• 2:34 And they arrive this late because the self-inserts could actually do more than them.
• 3:26 Ttark turned into a hippie bird. That’s actually natural of him.
• 3:36 Not even The Expendables 2 had this much characters. That’s a good thing.
• 3:57 They seriously included the Tiny Toons’ parody of Bart Simpson?
• 4:08 I’m glad I’m not the only one who has issues with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man being able to fit inside any building.
• 4:19 They returned as quick as a flash thanks to Windows Live Movie Maker!
• 4:24 Subtitles over a video that was already subtitled. Good. Fecking. God.
• 4:37 “Yes and the Last Time I Met Them They Helpp*cuts to Edd* Aargh.
• 4:47 When it comes to spelling, how can you possibly stoop that low?!
• 4:51 LEIA: And where is my lawyer?
• 4:54 Damn you, BowserMovies.
• 5:12 I would fall back onto the floor laughing my ass off, but then again, it’s not the first time it’s happened…
• 5:33 Sadly, they’re mostly human.
• 5:47 Didn’t Boba Fett die? Oh, right. Many of the other villains died. Speaking of which, wasn’t Boba Fett a villain?

Pooh’s adventures of Batman, uh, Foever, Part 2. If you self-insert yourself into Batman Forever, mix it with clips Winnie the Pooh and Nintendo and you’re this young, you’re only going to increase the chances of any cyberbullying geared towards you. At least draw yourself as a superhero and you’re good to go!

• 0:07 And what are those two kids doing at this time?
• 0:36 I mean, really. I had better grammar at the age of 6.
• 0:40 *rolls eyes* Please stop.
• 1:00 It’s a lightsaber. It’s alright to say so; you’re crossing yourself over with cartoons and Batman!
• 1:06 Acting!
• 1:27 Webcam.
• 1:33 “Get Them!!! No!” Uh…
• 1:45 If they added Star Wars characters outside The Clone Wars…
• 2:57 Move on to making less stupid videos?
• 4:17 Exclamation points.
• 4:28 I’d like to think that this guy is just sitting in his room controlling Batman’s life.
• 5:39 It’s especially strange when someone contradicts their grammar.