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God damnit, another fucking Titanic piss-take

Charlie Brown and Snoopy Board Titanic is a crossover film to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the near future.

Plot

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Bob, Larry, Kermit, Mario, Sonic and the rest board Titanic with Jack and Rose until they notice that it is going to hit an iceberg. Then the ship tips and breaks int half. What will they do now?

Trivia

I wonder if the people that do these Titanic videos have any form of respect for the animated Titanic movies?

Oct 1

The hell?

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)

Oct 1

Vanessa is a former fisrt mate to Captain Blot and Oc Love Intrest for Riku in the Second Season of the Spongebob and Friends Chronicle Series. She is coping the roll of the sexy female sabertooth cat and Diego’s love intrest Shira from Ice age 4: Continental Drift. When she and a fellow crewmember Edward Koda get left behind and are rescued by Spyro and his group after their escape, Vanessa is forced to choose between her fellow pirates and helping Spyro and his friends return home to the Louge while a blossoming romance between her and Riku is born.

More recolor stupidity from the Spongebob & Friends Adventures Wikia!

Vanessa is a former fisrt mate to Captain Blot and Oc Love Intrest for Riku in the Second Season of the Spongebob and Friends Chronicle Series. She is coping the roll of the sexy female sabertooth cat and Diego’s love intrest Shira from Ice age 4: Continental Drift. When she and a fellow crewmember Edward Koda get left behind and are rescued by Spyro and his group after their escape, Vanessa is forced to choose between her fellow pirates and helping Spyro and his friends return home to the Louge while a blossoming romance between her and Riku is born.

More recolor stupidity from the Spongebob & Friends Adventures Wikia!

Sep 7
Sonics, Marios, Raymen, Phineas and Ferbs, recolours, Eds, and Classical Hollywood comedians.

Sonics, Marios, Raymen, Phineas and Ferbs, recolours, Eds, and Classical Hollywood comedians.

(Source: sonicmovie.wikia.com)

Sep 7

WHAT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKING FUCKERY FUCKTITS NO NO NOONOOOOOOO

Molly Harper the Hedgehog.png

Molly Harper is the member of the Sonic Adventures Team and was the survivor of the North Bay Bridge accident in Sonic’s Final Destination 5. Molly used to work at Presage Paper. She is the girlfriend of Sam Lawton and is friends with Nancy the Hedgehog, June the Cat, and Kitty the Hedgehog. She is also the granddaughter of Muriel and Eustace Bagge and the aunt of Dipper and Mabel Pines. She has a dog name Courage. She is now the assistant of King Mickey.

Early Life

Molly’s mother died from a sickness and her father had disappeared when she was 8. She and her sister, Chloe, have beening living with their Uncle Stan and been working with him until they were all grown up. Chloe is now married with a man and had children who name them Dipper and Mabel while Molly is working at Presage Paper with Sam and meets Peter, Nathan, Dennis, Olivia, Isaac and Candice.

Sonic’s Final Destination 5

In the beginning of the story, there is tension between her relationship with Sam when she breaks up with him. Molly, Olivia and Sam’s best friend Peter were the only people Sam made an effort to save from the bridge collapse on the bus. In Sam Lawton’s premonition, she did not die. It is later revealed that her reason for breaking up with Sam was because of his internship offer at Le Cáfe Miro 81 in France. She did not want to hold him back from doing what he loved because he refused to accept the offer since it would mean leaving her. At the end of the film Peter feels she has no more right to live than anyone else and tries to kill her so he can take her life but she is rescued by Sam. Due to Sam saving her, she cheated death, and died on Flight 180 as a result and was revived as a hedgehog.

Death

After Death manages to kill most of the survivors, Sam and Molly think they have survived Death. At the airport, getting ready to fly to Paris. They pass a group of high school students, revealing to be Alex Browning and Carter Horton, being thrown off a plane. Onboard, the plane explodes while in the air. The plane is revealed to be Flight 180, from the first film. The planes engine then bursts into flmes, and is disloged from the wing. The engine flys off, and rips apart the entire left side of the plane. Sam tries to hold onto Molly, but the force is too overwhelming, and he lets go, as she is sucked out and bisected by the wing. Sam is burned alive as the flight crashes to ground.

In the form of a Hedgehog

Tails analyzed Molly’s DNA and made her a hedgehog. She joins Sonic and his friends and decided to help them fight Eradicus.

Visiting her grandparents in Nowhere, Kansas

Molly and her friends visit Grandma Muriel and Grandpa Eustace Bagge in Nowhere, Kansas, where her mother, before she died in sickness when Molly was 8, lived.

Human Form

Molly in human form in Sonic’s Final Destination 5.

Voice

She is voiced and portreyed by Emma Bell. As a child, she is portreyed by Mackenzie Foy.

Movies she appeares in

Sonic’s Final Destination 5

Nancy’s Sickness

Sonic’s Adventures of My Babysitter’s a Vampire

Sonic the Hedgehog meets Felix the Cat

Sonic The Hedgehog & The Tower of Heaven

The Dad Arrives

Molly finds Shadow’s Secret

The Hedgehog Who Didn’t Remember Anything

Annie the Aura Whisper of the Forest is Here

A Star is Born

Sonic the Hedgehog goes to Hotel Translvania

Sonic Unleashed (Cameron Version)

Sonic Storm Adventures of The Hunger Games

Sonic the Hedgehog and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

Sonic Storm Adventure of Super 8

Sonic the Hedgehog meets Thor

Julie the Hedgehog Thief

Sonic Storm Adventures of Catching Fire

Sonic Storm Adventures of Mockingjay

Sonic Storm Adventures of Snow White and the Huntsman

Sonic Storm Adventures of Abduction

Sonic meets Zoolander

Sonic Storm Adventures of Brave

Trivia

Molly is the only character along with Sam to be a survivor of an opening scenes disaster and die in another films opening disaster.

Molly is also the only survivor in the entire franchise who was not meant to die in an accident to be deceased.

Molly may have a crush on Shadow the Hedgehog.

Molly reminds Shadow of Maria Robotnik.

Molly is attracted to Puss’s sad eyes

Molly has sonic speed like Sonic and Thomas

Molly is very high skilled

Molly is the also the only one who can talk with The Nine Tails Beast and The Orochi Demon

Super Molly

Molly sees a wall

Molly thinks Shadow is Sam because he is dead, but when she saw Sam, she ran to Shadow and hugs him by accident

Sep 7
Sonic’s Adventures of Adam Sandler!

Sonic’s Adventures of Adam Sandler!

(Source: sonicmovie.wikia.com)

Sep 6
Yes, even that.

Yes, even that.

(Source: sonicmovie.wikia.com)

Sep 6
Poor, poor kid…

Poor, poor kid…

Sep 6
Couldn’t you at least butcher the anime version?

Couldn’t you at least butcher the anime version?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Sep 5
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with added Sonic, Tails, Bonkers, Stitch and…

Really?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with added Sonic, Tails, Bonkers, Stitch and…

Really?

(Source: sonicmovie.wikia.com)

Sep 1

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 7. Five likes and no dislikes? That’s easy for me to fix.

  • 2:27 No, Rigby. He did it. He only.
  • 3:06 Could this be the end of Pooh’s Adventures as we know it? One can only hope…
  • 3:28 Ho ho ho hyuk hyuk!
  • 3:33 *frowns and raises and eyebrow*
  • 4:08 Hearing the words and reading what the creator assumes that word is makes me cringe.
  • 4:14 *closes it down* :D
  • 4:23 Don’t pick your nose in front of the camera, kid. You're embarrassing yourself even more than your editing skills.
  • 4:31 BATMAN: Oh jeez…
  • 4:45 At least he found a higher quality clip of Ttark than the last time I saw him.
  • 4:53 Goodness gracious me, how many characters are there exactly?
  • 5:12 Self inserts. Oh, joy.
  • 5:42 Semi-colons do not work that way!
  • Engrish:
  • Subliminal messages:
  • Irritation:
  • Lack of Pooh:
  • Laziness:

Overall: 5/5

0/10. A downright awful one indeed. It’s lazy, it’s a bad concept, and it’s just the longest bad YouTube Poop I’ve ever seen. Why do a Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario when you can do this, this or even this? You don’t even have to try and think up a joke while you’re at it. Well, onto Pooh’s Adventures of Batman & Robin -1…

Sep 1

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 6. I can’t believe I didn’t say it earlier, but “Adventure” my ass.

  • 0:04 MORDECAI: *gains a new brain cell and drops it*
  • 1:15 Think of the colourblind!
  • 2:15 Weird. He can’t use apostrophes but he can use “too”.
  • 2:23 Couldn’t you ask what happened rather than force questions onto dialogue that doesn’t even need it?
  • 2:41 RIGBY: They pinch back?
  • 2:45 Poor Luigi.
  • 2:51 I’m not concentrating on the added subtitles here, I’m concentrating on what Bowser’s really telling the creator to do.
  • 2:59 YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING
  • 3:08 Why did we need Mistress Nine anyway?
  • 3:11 …So you married her?
  • 3:27 MARIO: And you can’t because you’re not playable! Ha ha! No offence, Luigi.
  • 4:38 You could’ve said that 20 seconds later.
  • 5:51 Why do you have to make the subs so difficult to read?
  • 6:57 RIGBY: *seven brain cells drop out of his ear*
  • 7:07 And why couldn’t you make the subtitles white much earlier?
  • 7:17 Bowser Jr’s not a girl!
  • 7:37 I SAID YOU’RE NOT EVERY TRYING
Sep 1

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 5. This makes the Nostalgia Critic’s Let’s Play of Bart’s Nightmare look like whatever Let’s Player is perfect because I haven’t even watched much of them.

  • 0:15 Excuse me, Reese, but click here.
  • 1:40 Do these videos even imply that three year olds visit this site?
  • 3:30 RABBIT: No, Mario, don’t eat it!
  • 2:59 Strange. That level didn’t even get a commentary.
  • 3:39 Someone doesn’t know much about philosophy, economy and liberalism.
  • 4:09 *burps*
  • 4:50 Screw Piglet and Mario, we can turn just about any character into an idiot!
  • 4:57 I read that three times and it fit.
  • 5:08 I’m getting Pooh’s Adventures of the Magic Voyage flashbacks!
  • 5:31 Rabbit’s face is also mine.
  • 6:30 “you Know im Thinking We Should Stay in a Fancy Hotel Just Like This One Day. What do you Guys” *cuts to next clip* Not even slo-mo will do any justice.
  • 6:34 Pooh hasn’t even had the chance to say very much. Shouldn’t this be Tyrannosaurus Alan’s Adventures?
  • 7:01 Come on, one interruption surely was enough!
  • 7:49 Another example of trying too hard.
  • 8:08 So, Pooh, got anything to say about Mario losing his power, you dumbass?
Sep 1

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 4. You know your crossover sucks when its only positive aspect is that it’s boring and not infuriating.

  • 0:27 For a Canadian, this guy’s English is abysmal, but I wouldn’t make fun of it if he was from Quebec. Sadly though, people like this.
  • 1:26 What, was the last cutscene hard to find in high quality?
  • 1:32 Two missed opportunities for Luigi in a row!
  • 1:44 MORDECAI: *another brain cell falls out of his ear*
  • 1:49 *headdesk* Please don’t remind me of Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars…
  • 2:32 *sigh* Counting “Whao"s is going to be another drinking game, isn’t it?
  • 3:58 You’re obviously cheering Mario on because you don’t do jack in these videos.
  • 5:45 "Another Koopaling How M-” Hey is th- *clip ends* I don’t like this at all.
  • 5:46 And yet the following clip took me longer to watch than to read.
  • 6:58 And here I was expecting Mordecai to try and correct Mario’s Rolling Stones reference by saying that it’s not his cloud.
  • 7:26 Stop slowing time down and let them go in immediately!
  • 7:32 MORDECAI: *yet another brain cell falls out of his ear*
Sep 1

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 3. I mean, really. Who crosses over gameplay videos with clips of cartoons to tell a story? Who?

  • 0:06 He even misspelled “Whoa”.
  • 1:41 What’s even stupider is that there is usually at least one cartoon character interaction scene in each level.
  • 1:44 *sees the Annoying Orange face* YakkoWarnerMovies is most likely jumping for joy.
  • 2:44 Shut up, subtitles.
  • 2:45 Mario actually wanted you to leave him be as he checked for himself.
  • 3:10 The punctuation is so bad you can’t tell if Tigger’s stating the obvious, or if Rabbit actually knows. Besides, isn’t Rabbit supposed to be the smarter one?
  • 4:14 Did this guy even bother to sort out his splicing skills?
  • 4:15 MORDECAI: *a brain cell falls out of his ear*
  • 4:22 Stop ruining the most Poop-tacular moments!
  • 4:57 I still can’t believe how anyone would go as far as to say “Whao”.
  • 5:01 By calling Margaret “George”, you’re ruining the chance of another successful date.
  • 6:41 And the audience keeps getting stupider and stupider!
  • 7:20 And the level gets interrputed for the second time.