Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 7. Hopefully Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Lego movie will be better than this Lego movie. Oh, what am I saying, of course it will!

• 0:50 They never, ever bother to shorten it. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:37 Weren’t Rabbit and Eeyore just standing there?
• 1:58 (see 0:50)
• 2:25 Really, wouldn’t it hurt to cut any moment out where they’re doing nothing? Or at least get a walkthrough that resembles a speedrun? This double feature’s already gone past 80 minutes.
• 3:52 Yet there’s going to be no sign of any of these droids being electrocuted or burned because THESE GUEST STARS NEVER DO ANYTHING.
  
• 4:18 [link]
• 6:00 Come on, these new characters haven’t even had much presence!

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 6. Nose-picker Egomaniac and Not Yakko finally continued this, so let’s get back to business.

• 0:17 Just because Leonard Nimoy helped Zachary Quinto learn everything about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t mean this is a good idea!
• 0:24 [link], you badly drawn banana thing.
• 0:29 She doesn’t want to go underwater? She’s Numbuh 5! She’s better than that!
• 0:47 That’s because you’re wearing a protective helmet. [link]
• 0:50 Why isn’t Eeyore wearing a suit? He’ll drown without it!
• 0:54 This guy seems like one of the only ones who has a better chance of getting some air.
• 3:09 Eileen finally says something. What, do R & Y write the lines before they choose the characters and gamble to see who gets them?
• 4:00 Why does Reese always turn into a chubby kid with a monocle when he’s spoken to by Numbuh 5?

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 5. Not too long until we find an annoying character shutting up for once, which is exactly what these toons should do.

• 0:08 Glad? Crazy? She should be envious.
• 0:14 What the hell would be wrong with that in terms of villainary?
• 0:23 Again with the giant monsters.
• 0:31 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:36 Some villain you are.
• 0:39 The Noid wants to take over the damn world. Obviously.
• 1:18 Or they could just grab Ghidorah and fly.
• 1:22 Oscar worthy screenplay.
• 2:44 And Ash was in the water……why?
• 3:13 These characters seem to be taking it quite well.
• 3:24 So basically this is just an overlong montage of running, walking and flying, just because it would be boring having to watch a video game fight.
• 3:59 What the heck is the Good Fairy doing now? Is she supposed to be flying? I mean, what?!
• 4:29 Well, it’s official. We’ve had introduction, screaming and “What” montages, and now we have running montages. People find entertainment in these videos.

DragonStorm545 uploaded this on April 27, 2012 and this makes me wonder, is this even going to get made?

What could possibly go wrong?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 4. A good reason why LucasArts shut down.

• 0:11 Pooh’s Grand Adventure was on TV today. I just couldn’t stop thinking how nice it was that Pooh was capable of adventuring with only four of his friends, and they actually did something of their own as an independent team.
• 1:13 Wouldn’t it hurt to just cut some bits out?
• 2:14 Another clear point that these guest stars are completely useless.
• 2:18 Why does Yakko always have to use this shot of Reese? Does this have to do with some kind of nose picking fetish?
• 4:20 How would even someone who’s been through the Star Wars movies know what they are called?
• 4:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:07 I could mention jokes about this being the worst Let’s Play ever made or these reaction shots being the most disrupting cutscenes ever forever and ever, which would make this an even worse commentary than it already is.
• 7:23 That’s because they pushed some buttons to make it disappear. [link]
• 7:58 
• 8:04 Finally, the reaction shots are more necessary in comparison.
• 8:18 Aaaaand they didn’t even appear.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

• 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
• 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
• 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
• 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
• 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.

• 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
• 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
• 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
• 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
• 4:13 You only just got here.
• 4:19 [link]
• 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
• 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
• 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
• 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
• 8:32 [link]
• 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
• 9:34 Worst game ever.
• 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
• 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
• 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
• 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
• 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
• 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
• 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
• 11:41 Spoiler alert.

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 3. “Note: I hope it’s good.” Screw you, it ain’t.

• 0:23 Stop saying “mooch”, god damn it! You never belonged to this universe in the first place!
• 1:01 I agree, Numbuh 5. I agree.
• 1:13 So what’s the point of these obvious captions?
• 1:40 Yes, please do something other than comment on the obvious.
• 2:04 [link]
• 2:40 [link]
• 2:53 [link]
• 3:02 Poky Little Puppy does not belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 3:39 Too bad, because he’s going to eat it before you even catch him, you pointless bastards.
• 3:55 Like always.
• 4:06 Why does Pops have to say that? He doesn’t think that straight.
• 5:51 Not as weird as the fact that Godzilla’s in a fast food restaurant.
• 6:37 How should any of these people know what to do yet?
• 7:37 Unless they’re happy because Parker can’t “mooch”, these facial expressions do not make any sense.
• 7:40 [link]
• 7:44 [link]
• 7:58 Really, couldn’t Yakko find a better shot without nose-picking?
• 8:57 I really like Numbuh 5.
• 9:45 None of these characters belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 10:40 I assume he doesn’t know what LEGO even is.
• 10:46 There are much better reaction shots for Sandy than the fish head!
• 10:49 Phew, at least this means less useless guest stars.
• 10:59 Pooh’s going to go through the most popular sci-fi saga of all time re-enacted with toys, and these guys are taking it seriously.
• 11:03 Aw, crap.

• Nose-picking: 
• Unfitting: 
• “Duh” moments: 
• Nose-picking: 
• Nose-picking: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. And now we move onto a potentially worse adventure. How big a glitch will Pooh Bear and his millions of friends be to all six episodes of the world of the Lego video games? Find out in Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 1.

• 11:07 KERMIT: It is time for the moment we all been waiting for!  STADLER: Your retirement?
• 11:28 Good lord, they even tackled a cereal icon.
• 11:29 Oh, bother. An extended intro.
• 11:34 Learning what? A lesson on how not to do crossovers?
• 12:11 What a stupid song extension.
• 12:15 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
• 12:26 The Noid? And I thought Foodfight was bad.
• 12:48 Did Yakko happen to watch my video and notice the presence of the M&M’s?
• 14:17 Oh God, again with the watermarks. Also, if this is supposed to be the actual Complete Saga game, then what’s with the Lego Star Wars 1 intro at the very beginning?
• 14:33 Who knew Xbox LIVE could be so dangerous.
• 14:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Not only is there barely any Digimon footage used for at least the first 15 min but they abuse subtitles.

Another person who sent me this video said:

Holy Shit. A Pooh’s Adventure thats somewhat…tolerable and decent?! (Don’t worry, it’s still flawed as fuck and even uses 9/11 disgustingly.)

So why does this have so many likes? Let’s watch Brerdaniel’s Winnie the Pooh: Hundred Acre Digimon and find out.

• 0:22 ONLY ONE PERSON DOESN’T LIKE THIS.
• 0:34 Even if this is only an original, short story, it’s still refreshing to see a Pooh’s Adventure actually begin like traditional Winnie the Pooh.
• 1:10 Not fooled by the ridiculous title covering an educational book.
• 1:40 A vulture cameo and already this is better than Pooh’s Adventures of Who Killed Who.
• 2:46 “housesit Christopher Robin’s house” Goofy’s English isn’t that goofy.
• 2:55 Nothing too special, considering how useless they are in these videos.
• 3:12 For the umpteenth time, considering how many videos feature these vultures.
• 3:25 *hint hint*
• 3:29 I’ll give him this - he wasn’t too lazy to use footage from Jiminy Cricket’s Mickey Mouse Club sketches.
• 3:35 A better crossover, perhaps?
• 3:47 So why is he plucking carrots?
• 3:52 So that carrot patch is a computer?
• 4:01 That’s a weird place to put a keyboard.
• 4:05 3D Donald and Goofy. Because they just don’t care. Even if this shot actually features Goofy at a computer.
• 4:10 How is it possible that people are fooled by subtitles overlapping real subtitles?
• 4:17 An uncredited Sora cameo.
• 4:38 Tigger messed up that computer so badly it glitched up and turned him into Experiment 626.
• 4:51 And he even glitched up the language.
• 5:24 Now this is how all Pooh’s Adventures should begin!
• 6:08 The giant building blocks, the giant books…
• 6:46 Since when did Pooh Bear like coconuts and bananas?
• 6:59 English subtitles overlapping Japanese subtitles? Eh, that’s better than how it’s usually done.
• 7:45 Oh my goodness. There’s that mistake again, and this isn’t even a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure!
• 7:54 What the hell kind of Digimon is that?
• 8:10 This is actually not too horrendous, as it’s taking on the creator’s own story and there’s reaction shots that rarely get used in Pooh’s Adventures. But when’s the 9/11 reference going to happen?
• 9:46 Ah yes. Can’t have a Pooh’s Adventure without footage from that episode.
• 9:57 I’m only surprised at how he’s the only villain.
• 10:29 Since when was Mowgli credited?
• 10:57 Well, as far as I can tell it’s no wonder this got so many likes.
• 11:24 Subtle?
• 11:56 All those clever uses of Pooh in a log and they escape from a curtain. For shame.
• 12:19 Mickey should know - as the channel bug clearly states, he picked the show up and put it on TV.
• 12:57 [link]
• 13:48 [link]
• 14:15 *rolls his eyes*
• 14:57 Someone actually reacted to the fact that they're talking toys? [link]
• 15:39 Rabbit just wrecked the fourth wall.
• 16:03 Why is Mickey dressed like a vampire?
• 16:19 Woah, I think I just predicted the future with my character introduction gags.
• 16:27 Did he seriously think those subtitles would be that easy to read?
• 17:18 New York? Since when? They’re Japanese!
• 17:24 PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE THIS.
• 17:30 Okay, I guess it’s safe to give this a terrible rating after all. And besides, September isn’t summer.
• 19:40 Just because an anime was delayed because of 9/11, doesn’t mean that it’s tolerable to bring Digimon into this!
• 20:00 Oh, bother.
• 20:45 I highly doubt that.
• 21:05 Your cue, Eeyore. Eeyore?
• 21:51 Okay, since Pooh and Kaa sound the same, that I’ll have to give credit to.
• 22:10 He’s a tiger. [link]
• 23:47 The music stopped, and the evolution scene is still going. So what’s the point of playing the rest of it the whole way through?
• 24:03 Since when did Shere Khan be as capable of throwing stuff like the two-legger he was in TaleSpin?
• 24:13 Shouldn’t there be any talk of Shere Khan and Tigger’s similarities?
• 24:37 With all these Digimon not appearing at once, Pooh and his friends would be eaten by now.
• 25:40 Just as subtle as 21:51.
• 26:36 Even if Christopher Robin would need to know a lot more about the Digimon, saying “and their Digimon” at least saves time.

• Effortlessness in telling a story: 
• Misuse of reaction shots: 
• Character unfaithfulness: 
• Continuity stupidity: 
• Disgustingness of the use of 9/11: 

Overall: 2.6/5

0.48/10. The editing is flawed but this time, Daniel actually put effort into telling a crossover story of his own. He at least knows what he’s doing with the clips he uses, some of them making relatively clever results,  knows the characters of Pooh, the vultures and Mickey better than most, and makes sense out of people’s reactions to talking toys and entering another world. What’s more, it’s not an adventure through an entire episode, which is refreshing by Pooh’s Adventures standards.

This could’ve been the Godfather of Pooh’s Adventures, if it weren’t for the 9/11 reference. Butchering the entire video’s potential of being tolerable, it’s an insulting and simple-minded excuse to make its audience cry - imagine how kids must feel after watching it. Wasn’t there any other way to depict the loss of Tai’s parents? Disasters happen in Japan, too, and bringing up the September 11th attacks randomly is not only pushing it all too far, but forced. Brerdaniel, I appreciate your intentions, but next time would you try and choose a better excuse for anyone’s loss next time?