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Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 5. Did you know at all that the rest of Muppet Treasure Island had a frog in pirate attire?

• 0:00 Pirates of the Carribean? How many people do they have on board this blasted ship?
• 0:52 My face while watching this.
• 1:18 The whole problem was resolved using a clip from Spaceballs.
• 1:22 Yes, Pooh Bear. Where HAVE you been?
• 1:29 We still have 12 minutes and 20 seconds left of this part, and three more parts after that. So what the hell will happen next?
• 1:38 Yes, the princess is now a lion.
• 1:40 That’s Timon and Pumbaa, you confused asshole!
• 2:00 Oh, how this story would sound in context…
• 5:02 So… who died again?
• 5:45 They’re mice now? This is a story about frogs! FROGS! Frogs do not have fur!
• 6:07 Really, who died?
• 6:20 Lilly’s a boy?
• 6:40 [link]
• 7:33 Now he’s using clips from Atlantis, just because Milo says “murder of the royal family”.
• 8:21 And after four parts and 8:21 minutes, we finally get a Paw and Order running gag.
• 8:43 Captains can be friendly and perfectly wonderful, you know.
• 9:03 Christopher Robin’s become much less British since Pooh found him.
• 9:23 The princess is a boy, and Captain Frax is a woman. I really hate this.
• 9:39 Another case of failed subtitling continuity.
• 9:47 Eek! Something that’s not actually scary!
• 9:52 Would it make sense to film gameplay and cutscenes in Frogger instead of badly placing images of Frogger and the original Lily?
• 9:56 And now another sign of laziness in picture choice - Frogger looks different, he’s right behind Lily, and his eye is glitched.
• 10:15 D'oh, just as it was exposing her eyes.
• 10:20 Someone breaking the fourth wall on Pooh Bear? That’s against the law!
• 10:24 Look who’s talking.
• 10:30 
• 11:11 I see badly recorded footage from a lousy Disney cash-in.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, or should I say, Pooh’s Adventures of an Assortment of Muppets, Good Animation and Stupid Live-Action Comedies, part 4. Did you know at all that Frogger used to be a cartoon?

• 0:00 Wartropolis is that spaceport from Treasure Planet now?!
• 0:34 And now the frogs are aliens. Good God, video…
• 2:10 Now the pun doesn’t make much sense!
• 2:54 We can already tell she’s a cat person.
• 3:11 You forgot to subtitle that damn introduction.
• 4:08 The guy who created this video must think he’s created one epic adventure.
• 4:57 Pocahontas. Of course.
• 5:08 How many ships are there?
• 6:33 So the princess is now that girl from The Rescuers?
• 6:41 This isn’t a movie! It’s someone changing the channel!
• 7:26 The cowboys turned into fish.
• 7:30 But who blew them?
• 7:37 The Parent Trap? Now, I’ve seen some good crossovers mixing both animation and live-action movies together to make a story. This is doing it wrong. Who’s supposed to be talking?
• 7:49 Finally, actual cartoon frog footage.
• 8:13 No! No Home on the Range bunny rabbit!
• 8:27 No, no! No more Pocahontas footage! I want Ian McKellen as he appeared in Flushed Away!
• 9:01 Can anyone help me explain this entire story?
• 11:03 So the princess is Pocahontas?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 3. Did you know at all that there is a movie called The Princess and the Frog?

• 0:11 Talk about a Blind Owl.
• 1:03 He’s been kidnapped!
• 2:09 All I can follow from this video is Anastasia’s parents have been cursed, Mulan is gone and Christopher Robin’s friends believe that he’s gone missing when he’s really gone somewhere else.
• 3:33 This is the second Pooh’s Adventure I’ve seen that introduces Pooh using footage from The Search for Christopher Robin, and yet this one sucks even more.
• 3:59 Good thing this is meant to be an original story, otherwise I’d be screaming with rage at these musical numbers.
• 5:28 Two people actually believe that is not Skull.
• 6:26 Did I forget to mention how poor the frame rate has suddenly become?
• 6:57 
• 7:05 Ladies and gentlemen, the making of a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 7:13 Through the middle of this part I advised the creator to mute when subtitling, and just because he took that advice doesn’t mean I should stop riffing.
• 7:24 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 7:45 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:02 DAVID SPADE AND CHRIS FARLEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:18 You had to wait until then to use actual frog pictures?
• 8:23 Ah, a true sign of pure laziness. Did you know at all that Winnie the Pooh has more than one movie, not to mention a whole franchise?
• 8:30 Good grammar and extremely poor editing do not mix.
• 8:43 THIS GUY WAS A CHARACTER IN BLACK SHEEP.
• 8:59 You did know, yet you could only use images for the conversation? [link]
• 9:00 These frogs are very strange beings, I tell you.
• 9:09 Now Francis and Buzz are the two guys from Disney’s Around the World in 80 Days? [link]
• 9:28 Oh dear, I’m getting a TheNewStoryteller vibe here…
• 9:57 Despicable Me? What the hell kind of adventure is this supposed to be?
• 9:59 So Wartropolis is in Egypt now?
• 10:02 Not even the visuals are fooling anyone.
• 10:20 Is Mulan the princess now?
• 10:25 Where is Wartropolis anyway? Russia? China? America? Britain? Egypt? China? [link]
• 10:38 He finally used the reaction shot from Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, and that’s still irritating.
• 10:40 Who’s the cow supposed to be?
• 11:04 What’s with the Muppet Treasure Island song? Who’s the boy supposed to be?
• 11:53 Who are Gonzo and Rizzo supposed to be?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 2. Did you know at all that there is a movie called Freddie as F.R.O.7?

• 0:26 We know that’s Anastasia, you dumbshit. Stop screwing with history even harder! (No offence to Anastasia)
• 1:53 I said MUTING. This has so much failed subtitling it makes that Father Christmas video look clean.
• 2:50 Don’t you mean Captain Frax?
• 3:51 WORST SUBTITLING EVER.
• 4:57 Huh? Another movie?
• 5:00 Oh. A real Disney movie. (No offence to Anastasia) Isn’t this supposed to be about pirates?
• 5:04 Two fathers? Ana- I mean, Lilly, must be one odd princess.
• 5:36 End of movie confusion, back to reason as to why things like this get made confusion.
• 6:43 I might have to say it all the way through, but what is supposed to be going on here?

Well, camcorders have been used in LP’s, and previous Pooh’s Adventures functioned like LP’s, so it was inevitable that we had a camcorder Pooh’s Adventures.

Frogs? You mean the B-movie where a town is infested by a swarm of killer frogs? Eh, I could’ve already imagined that Pooh would take on horror. *reads the description* … Captain Frax? Princess Lilly? Wartrop- *searches for the names listed*

You managed to think up your own characters, whoever you are, and yet the best you could do with them was make the whole thing a Pooh’s Adventure. Well, while the guy who submitted this already reviewed it, the same thing happened with Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days. Let’s riff, not just analyse, Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 1.

• 0:00 Oh great, it’s already suffering from disneyJSman syndrome.
• 0:23 Childish Disney logo! Boo!
• 0:31 Two logos from WETA Digital in a row. Peter Jackson would be so ashamed.
• 1:09 Ironic how a logo commonly seen in educational programs could appear in something so brainless.
• 1:40 You don’t see this everyday in a Pooh’s Adventure. I’ll give him that.
• 2:05 Actually, they’ve flown spaceships and battled giant monsters. Would they count as the greatest?
• 8:27 And now that tender moment from the beginning of Pooh’s Grand Adventure is butchered by the opening of Muppet Treasure Island, and the creator was clearly too lazy to cover up the opening credits.
• 8:44 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 8:51 Your Star Wars opening crawl isn’t fooling anyone but the idiots who like these videos.
• 9:13 Couldn’t even film it directly from the movie, huh?
• 9:27 Kermit’s going to be involved, isn’t he? I sure hope so.
• 11:23 It exploded us all the way to Russia.
• 11:38 So how did Pooh go back all those years?
• 11:43 MUTING. It isn’t that hard. Also, that’s a very badly place subtitle. Also, it appears that Russia is populated by frogs. Also, apparently those people are supposed to be frogs. Also, people like this.

The guy who put Vanellope von Schweetz into Perfect Blue puts another poor, computer-generated little Disney girl into a zombie film. The hell is wrong with this guy?!

My God, what have they done?

This makes Rat Race look like…

…well, you know what.

P.S. the Guest Star for the Film Are Ash and his Friends Littlefoot and his Friends the Vultures Jiminy Cricket Zazu Kronk Yakko Wakko Dot Mewtwo the Good Fairy Slimer Stay Puft C-3PO R2-D2 Zilla Aisling Darth Vader Boba Fett Harry Ron Hermione Dylan the Latest Buzz Gang Mickey Donald Goofy Alex Marty Melman Gloria the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Tiny Toons Simba Nala Timon Pumbaa Ronald Mcdonald and his Friends Mike Sully Earl and his Family the Simpsons Gina Vendetti Milhouse Vanhouten Alex Whitney Ttark Genie and Louis

Note; i Don’t Own Anything

Note 2; i Hope it’s Good

This is many of the teaser trailers for Pooh’s Adventures videos - basically the teaser for The Lion King 1 ½, which itself was an edit of Pumbaa’s jacuzzi joke.

joseph1357:

01:33 - I don’t even remember Celestia being crazy.

01;39 - You forgot to capitalize the I again.

01:49 - Don’t you mean ‘crazy car’?

03:02 - How is that funny, Dashy?

03:24 - To quote Baloo, from The Jungle Book, “Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh boy”.

04:27 - Well, it could have been worse. Twilight and Thomas could have helped Big Bird.

06:00 - I realized something that I should have brought up before; these music videos were filmed before the special. So, how did the trains and ponies know about them?

06:56 - I should have also started a drinking game on how many times this clip of Twilight appears.

10:40 - Really? You’re putting in Pony songs and songs from Thomas, even this special had modern day rendition of only songs from Sesame Street?

I’ve decided to skip the credits, because what is the point of it. That was VERY stupid, even more so that the Tex Avery one. If any of you guys want  to commentate on one of these Pooh’s Adventure videos, fine, but make sure you ask Mac C. for permission. Me? I’m done commentating here.

Oh, you don’t need to ask me for permission, though. Go ahead and send me your stuff.

joseph1357:

00:52 - Did you even need to repeat what he just said a moment ago?

02:06 - I was starting to think you improve with using your commas, but I guess you didn’t learn that much.

02:41 - I think you forgot to put a period before Shining Armor said martians.

02:58 - How has Grover caused confusion? Delay, I understand, but confusion?

03:16 - Not a brony, but I don’t remember Celestia being THIS mean!

05;35 - I’ll give you credit; this music video hasn’t train’d and/or pony’d. If only the rest of videos could do this.

08:07 - You do know her last name has 2 L’s, right?

09:08 - Are they supposed to be singing?

10:23 - I’ll just say this, straightforward; that’s not funny!

joseph1357:

00:34 - That’s so funny, I forgot to laugh.

01:07 - Let me guess; these characters are to state the obvious all over this crossover, right?

02:16 - Here’s an idea; we can play a drinking game. Whenever a pony or a train will appear in a music video or state the obvious, take a shot… of soda pop (I don’t do drugs).

02:44 - if he fell over, people are going to die.

05:22 - I was going to give you credit for at least having good capitalzation, but I guess I was wrong.

06:10 - What does Rain-Booms have to do with this song?

07:40 - Here’s something I should have pointed out in the last video; the person who made this almost forgets to add commas whenever they needed.

08:41 - What does feeding a carrot to a rabbit have to do with a song that teaches us that home is where your heart is.

joseph1357:

Here we come to the next Pooh’s Adventure video that I’m commentating on. This time, it’s one of the Pooh’s Adventure spin-offs, This being a Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. This one is on a 1998 TV special celebrating the 30th anniversary* of Sesame Street and, unlike Who Killed Who, this is five parts, not 2. Pray for me, folks.

00:49 - Hey, Jerry, you forgot to say “Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in” before you could say… well, you know.

01:53 - Don’t you mean ‘special guest stars’, Kerm?

02:00 - Really? Because last I checked, not a lot of people other than kids loved Thomas (I’m aware has it’s adult fans, too).

02:13 - If there’s sound here, how come I can’t hear Kermit.

02:42 - I’ll give the person who made this credit, as what Twilight says here is a creative idea, but what does Thomas the Tank Engine have to Sesame Street, and for that matter, My Little Pony.

02;52 - Ugh, Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6 is back. And there are gonna be more like this.

03;44 - And here is Pooh’s Adventure #7.

04:19 - Jon: I’ll be sure to make fun of you 2, when I’m on The Daily Show.

04:28 - Don’t you mean “Elmo can’t to see the show”.

04:56 - That doesn’t even make sense.

05:50 - This is the equvilant to Matthew Broderick’s “That’s a lot of fish”.

06:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xJr2hCsbZTM#t=1644s

06:48 - Must you ponies and trains always state the obvious!

07:18 - Pointless, much?

07:48 - Now we have character’s repeating what the character just said. As if this wasn’t stupid enough.

09:03 - At this time time, I’m just wondering why did these people have the trains steaming when they’re supposedly talking.

10:22 - Thanks for nothing, Thomas and Twilight!

10:43 - I know the Two-Headed Monster aren’t the heros, but this still counts for Pooh’s Adventure #9.

11:29 - Don’t tell me. All these music videos are going to be both Train’d and Pony’d, aren’t they?

14:10 - Wow, that’s another joke ruined!

Stay tuned for more painfulness and stupidity later tonight and tomorrow!

* = Even though this special is meant to celebrate the show’s 30th anniversary, it aired on TV a year before the show fully became 30.