Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 3. So far, it’s no wonder why this was never seen on YouTube again.

• 0:00 There are thousands more clips you could use of Pooh and Kiara.
• 0:58 It’d be better if you weren’t so desperate. In fact, it would be better if you didn’t try and feck up the Grinch’s character!
• 1:32 You seem to be rather happy about it.
• 2:41 I disagree, Pooh Bear. It’s completely heartless.
• 2:48 Get out of the way of the Grinch’s devilish face, subtitle.
• 3:10 And I was relieved that we only had three characters.
• 3:53 Just because we know what’s going to happen doesn’t mean the tension needs to be broken.

Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 2. Already I’m feeling green and fuzzy.

• 0:00 How can you help someone to hate something? I don’t need help hating this.
• 1:15 It was at this point where my soul got cancer.
• 1:54 MAGICIAN: Make a creepy face! You’re a genius, Mr. Grinch!
• 2:19 Shut the fucking hell up, you bloody, childhood-torturing bastard.
• 3:00 Song montages like this do not deserve any talking other than Tony the Tiger.
• 3:05 I could sing the same thing about the person who made this and upset me even halfway through part 2.
• 3:40 “Splended idea,” said a douchebag magician. “Even though I failed the rhyming audition!”
• 3:55 My giggle turned to weeps. This is that bad.
• 4:57 You already spoiled Christmas before they could.
• 5:01 Is that the only clip of Kiara he could find?
• 5:12 Just when I was wondering whether it was Pooh’s Adventures or Magician’s Adventures.

They just mangled with my favourite Christmas special of all time. The one I watch every year. I am so angry I’m going to have to riff on it. And how will Pooh Bear and friends cope in a story that intended to rhyme? Let’s find out in Pooh’s Adventures of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, part 1!

• 0:00 The Walt Disney Home Video logo? And the previous Walt Disney Pictures logo? And no opening theme or Christopher Robin introduction? Eh, that’s a departure, I guess.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:49 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:45 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:52 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:55 And gojiranotgodzilla.
• 0:59 You get the idea.
• 2:27 I was smiling before this came up. Anyways, that is not how subtitles work, even in a Pooh’s Adventures video!
• 2:32 Agh!
• 2:39 They both don’t look very jolly to me.
• 4:03 *reads the real subtitle* Who are YOU?! *searches* A guy from House of the Dead? Oh, Jesus.

Is it so hard to save an image onto your computer?

Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 7. There isn’t much to say for this final part, so I’ll just leave you with the verdict.

• Conductor absence: 
• Flashbacks: 
• Webcam: 
• Childishness: 
• Logic defying train antics: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. Lesson learned: Wizzard are morons, and so are Trainers. I hope you’re happy now, ApersonPlaceandThing. There will be a Pooh’s Adventures of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but it will be the Jim Carrey version, and Yakko hasn’t even started making it yet. I am relieved. So that’s all the Christmas videos I have for now, and have a

*phones rings*

*picks it up* Hello?

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What?

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Pooh’s Adventures of the animated Grinch special still exists?

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*puts down the phone*

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 6. Had Mr. Conductor not been included, I would be at the last part.

• 0:51 Already? What is this, a lousy attempt at pathos?
• 1:17 That could happen any time, Elmo.
• 1:38 And flashbacks.
• 4:13 Pshaw. He’d reach them even if it was Christmas every day.
• 5:12 SPOILER: He already did.
• 5:57 [link]
• 7:28 Well, it’s the last one. Go a-frickin’-head.
• 7:37 This has just about as much subtitle mistakes as the Thomas and Twilight video! (even more if you disable annotations)
• 8:43 You only listened to the end of it!
• 11:18 That’s the second time I’ve seen trains singing in children’s voices! Even if they just badly replaced footage of real children!

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 5. *comes out of a trash can* Bah, humbug.

• 2:03 Even Big Bird doesn’t like these unneeded segments.
• 8:34 *takes a swig of hot chocolate* God frickin’ damn it.
• 9:59 Those aren’t very Christmassy.
• 11:46 *drinks* I know this is supposed to be a crossover between two shows, but extending something that lasts 55 minutes to over an hour is just so damn boring.

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 4. The Conductor show is where Trainboy got his Halloween special idea from, isn’t it? I hate you, Jon…

• 2:21 Is that really why he chose this?
• 2:33 No it wasn’t. It just made this whole thing even longer.
• 2:54 What?
• 3:00 That guy is his old friend?
• 8:35 Don’t you dare.
• 10:24 This was written by a manchild, in case you forgot.
• 10:53 What did the blue guys say?!
• 11:04 People. They like this.
• 11:30 [link]
• 11:39 PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 3. It must be awkward to watch this on a phone.

• 0:43 It looks so bad that Santa’s face is blacked out.
• 1:46 It’s not that easy being in an adventure crossover.
• 2:37 One stupid reaction shot! Ah ah ah ah!
• 3:47 You did? Huh, must’ve removed another annotation.
• 4:23 More desperation.
• 7:11 Mr. Conductor is now a manchild. Unbelievable.
• 7:30 He didn’t get get in the sleigh!
• 8:31 That means the video’s going to be pointless again! Oh wait, it already was pointless.
• 10:45 That’s not Cookie Monster, you formerly intelligent, script-robbing dickweed.
• 11:15 Is this guy that desperate after Conductor’s long absence that he’ll just take another character and have him replace Grover’s lines?
• 12:41 Oh, bother.
• 12:47 [link]

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 2. Where the hell is Mr. Conductor?

• 0:00 Oh, speak of the devil.
• 0:10 Of course he’d know. He has incredibly long lists of names, so what would you come to expect?
• 0:18 A silent flashback?
• 0:27 He’s using Santa as he appeared in Shining Time Station. Um… clever?
• 0:38 At least add some music!
• 0:58 Honest to God, reader, check your speakers. This is exactly how it sounds.
• 1:24 AAAGH! Oh, thank goodness.
• 2:00 Okay, we understand. They’re all singing.
• 2:58 This is the second time in the past seven days that I’ve sat through an overlong flashback!
• 4:00 He wasn’t even the same actor as you!
• 4:07 [link]
• 4:28 At least it’s a flashback like in Trainboy’s Halloween video and not a train running over Muppets in Sesame Street.
• 6:00 Trainboy’s not narrating this, so what’s the blooming point?
• 8:58 I should’ve said this while riffing Trainboy, Train+Pony Man and Ed-ric, but I adored Thomas. But now that I know the fandom, I can safely say that I despise him. And believe me, unlike Pony, I have yet to see a fan who isn’t that crazy.
• 9:00 There’s that subtitle mistake again!
• 9:53 *stops drawing a fat girl* Huh?
• 12:20 You want to hear my second wish?

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While this was still in the request queue, a lot of concerning things happened with Sesame Street. Mitt Romney wanted Big Bird fired, Elmo’s puppeteer became the next Michael Jackson, and the show tackled divorce for the first time in years. On the Thomas the Tank Engine side, I’ve dealt with a fandom that I’ve barely seen anything good come out of, including self insertion, failed attempts at disguising giantess fetishism, and the worst of two fandoms at once. And, on Christmas Eve, I went to see The Muppet Christmas Carol on the last day of its theatrical re-release in the UK for the fun of it. So it would be even more interesting to finally riff Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas now, wouldn’t it?

• 0:17 Chipmunk music? Eh, why not?
• 0:58 Trains again. Oh joy.
• 1:13 Here, he obviously used Movie Maker but couldn’t be arsed to actually export it.
• 1:28 Oh, that’s Zoe? I couldn’t tell because the camera focus was so terrible.
• 2:18 Cliche of a crossover adventure video #32: Grammar doesn’t mattar.
• 2:40 Annotations. Haven’t seen them in a damn while.
• 2:53 Which means that Sesame Street’s going to have built-in rails, meaning an incredibly low chance of walking or driving! And don’t get me started on Snuffles.
• 3:33 So we have Mr. Conductor from Shining Time Station. Hopefully, the trains will appear in flashback. Hopefully.
• 3:28 Could it take him any longer to say something like that?
• 5:12 SNUFFLES: Because a four-legged lug like me can’t walk in a street where trains will start getting in the way!
• 6:28 Good thing I can remove annotations. That way, any toddler watching this can laugh at it a teensy bit more.
• 8:35 Where’s Mr. Conductor?
• 11:15 I wish I was watching the real thing. *searches on YouTube and clicks the first video* It worked!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 6. This is too not terrible to make dozens of rants on!

• 0:34 Not so loud! You’re making this situation even worse!
• 1:09 The panther’s microphone, you mean?
• 2:18 Are they shouting at the same time, or is Benny just doing a crappy impersonation again?
• 4:54 >:(
• 5:21 Is that a child or a midget?
• 5:32 A child that looks like a human is the daughter of a couple of furries that have fur on their noses? Awkward…
• 5:52 Would’ve been even stupider if there was a three-headed dragon above them.

• Forced interaction: 
• Lack of trying: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Microphone abuse: 
• Moon Power: 

Overall: 1.6/5

0.68/10. This was probably the best of the Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures I’ve seen, even if that doesn’t mean it is good. Hewy Lewis probably liked it, though. This, on the other hand, has its fair share of decent if flawed editing skills but tries too hard to be a really good video, mainly because the original wasn’t even very good anyway. Many of the “good” scenes are uninspired, as one scene clearly steals its idea from Toy Story, jokes are ruined no matter how unfunny, and the singing, oh jeez, the singing. As you could tell from the lack of decent riffing, it’s not only the best BL&J video on here but the best crossover I have riffed, even if it’s crap. But we’ve still got one more Christmas video to go - something that was requested months ago!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 4. If there’s one positive thing, ONE, I have to say about Benny’s videos, it’s that they’re not the kind where the guest stars would stalk characters every time.

• 3:17 Just when Chip was celebrating.
• 3:58 Acting…
• 4:52 Nice try at fooling us, but clearly they’re listening to Lumiere.
• 5:12 Lip sync!
• 6:12 Tension!
• 8:32 Beast was filled with so much rage that he lost his voice and Benny had to help him speak again.
• 8:48 But which friend? There’s so damn many of them that it’s hard to tell.
• 11:46 “Thank goodness no one was hurr”

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 3. The video ID says “2Gay”.

• 3:05 AXE: AAAAIEEEEE! A LION! *chops the lion*
• 4:17 At least I didn’t have to listen to him in part 2.
• 4:28 Is it me, or has Leo lost weight?
• 5:14 For example, I wish these furries would leave Disney alone!
• 5:39 Woah. Belle doesn’t sound healthy.
• 6:15 Yesterday I found two subtitle mistakes, now I find a background mistake!
• 6:30 Your cue, TF2 fans.
• 8:57 Neither are you.
• 9:21 Repetiton and bad voice acting! How come they’re using bad voices yet subtitling Belle?

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